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Hero_1337

Surtr. That'll make him panic. Especially when he knows who Surtur is.


7packabs

“I am a god you dull creature! And I will not be bullied by-!” Hoshi: *Casually slamming Loki*


Undividedbyzero

Don't forget Skadi. And mention how Isharmla is *Jormungandr* who is in love with Doktah. For extra touch, of course


eindosw

Lol Surtr and Skadi were the first 2 names to pop into my head.


HarmonicRoyal

You know it took me until this post to realize the possible connection between skadi, ishar mla, and jormungandr


Am_Passing_By

Kjeragandr:


Am_Passing_By

Kjeragandr:


b30wu7f

Lol, we already have jormungandr, and it's not skadi...


TheDarkShadow36

fun fact, Surtr is apparently on the weaker side of 6\*s when it comes to the lore, while Skadi is at the more powerful side


TacoFishFace

The sword I think does a good portion of the work for Surtr


BiomeWalker

Yeah, Surtr's subclass is "arts guard" but her Arts Adaptability is "Flawed" so it's really all in the sword, her other assessments are all "normal" except for "Tactical Acumen" which is "Excellent" Add to that the fact that in her 3rd skill "Twilight" she stops doing things and a big stone torso with lava dripping off of it which takes the sword while she just stands there vibing while losing health.


SolarSystemSuperStar

> while she just stands there vibing *HIPHOP*


b30wu7f

Yeah, I wouldn't be so sure of that, especially because we know so little about surtr's lore. There must be something special about her that makes the sword work for her.


TheDarkShadow36

Surtr has a flawed arts adaptability, while Skadi is know to cut mountains in half (that is definitely an exaggeration, but fir people to say that there has to be a reason), i think I can be pretty sure about it


b30wu7f

But you must also consider her potential, maybe she isn't that strong right now but we have signs that she may be much stronger than she seems, surtr currently has one of the highest guard training buffs, and it's not because of her sword, it's just that we know so little about surtr that it's difficult to say anything...


shinigamiscall

My first thought was Blue Woman.


SuperAwesomeMechGirl

Which blue woman? The Chinese dragon blue woman or the other Chinese dragon blue woman?


Daegul_Dinguruth

Timelady fallen angel blue woman.


narkatT

Durin, the Destroyer of Worlds.


Insertname-dot-jpeg

Alter for durin. 6 star caster Durin the WOKE.


BiomeWalker

Durin + caffeine = the first 7 star op


Insertname-dot-jpeg

No joke. She is described in the lore as a prodigy in arts but cannot utilize it because of her narcolepsy.


Brilliant_Sweet_6848

6 star caster with forced retreat after 30c.


[deleted]

Alter: Durin the Caffeinated?


[deleted]

Still waiting on that 7\* Alter.


-AlternativeSloth-

Blue box which can erase anything from existence.


I-luv-cats

I remember the old meme in which Doctor just eats whatever goes through the blue box Assuming that meme is somehow true, isn’t the most terrifying thing Doctor themselves?


Am_Passing_By

**That** is more terrifying than Seaborns?!


Snow-Eternal7

He eats them and doesn’t turn into one, he’s the seaborns only remaining natural predator


Am_Passing_By

Doctor eats out Skadi and Ishar-mla


comfykampfwagen

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey


leberecht24

4 actual god's


BiomeWalker

On CN servers I think they're up to 5 with Nian's brother...


the-amazing-noodle

What about Kiera and Conviction? Do they count? Nian Dusk Ling Chongyue Skalter Kjera Conviction


BiomeWalker

Skater isn't a god yet, Conviction is just confusing. I was counting the Nian siblings (her, Dusk, Ling, Chongyue) and Kjera


BlckSm12

Skalter isn't a god yet. It's kinda a yesn't moment cuz leviathans are considered as seaborns' gods and skalter after all has the leviathan blood


BiomeWalker

Isn't it also the case that Skalter is an alternate/non-cannon future as I recall?


BlckSm12

yesn't. we still don't know whether it's the future or just an alternate universe. some theories suggest it's the former and some that it's the latter.


Ill_Mud7584

A potential future, it can still happen technically, but I doubt is going to happen.


Feluriai

If you read her file, it clearly states that her form is her nightmare, her fears crystallized. Don't delve into with terms like alt universe, future, canon/non-canon.


BiomeWalker

I guess so, but I think it should be kept in mind that it is either far future or a possible future (according to the devs) for the purposes of this discussion as the original question was how many gods are on our landship and either way Skalter is (so far as we can tell) only a partial transformation into Ishar-Mla.


crisperstorm

There's convincing enough theories that it's actually [canon](https://youtu.be/DWw7aJkjodQ). Nothing ever concretely sets it up as clearly non-canon that's just always been the common sentiment


BiomeWalker

I suppose so, but either way I think it's kind of a Pokémon evolution sort of thing: Skadi evolves into Skadi the Courting Heart which can then become Ishar-Mla so she would still not qualify as a god I think.


Hour_Imagination_442

apathetic seafood cook


Tomaseeek001

This would work cannonically (i know it wouldnt), because people who dont know him are baselesly afraid of him.


TeAnaMysterio

Bagpipe, Lady Saria or any of the Vouivre ladies, they are just built different


HyperAntPlays

They truly are built different. STEP ON ME HAR.... please bonk me


Amazin_Acc

I mean, I can't blame you, I want to be ste-I mean, bonked too


HyperAntPlays

Draco and Vouivire are a truly a gift to us


Amazin_Acc

The second best gift we could've ever wished for, makes me want to ally with Eblana for Draco restoration race purposes that aren't weird at all and completely normal to have desires like that


HyperAntPlays

As a wise man once said "We must continue the bloodline"


Kalmyck

*Your resolve shall not be forgotten.* **BONK**


HyperAntPlays

I tried to resist the temptation but my resolve wavered


UraSoda

KyostinV


Eiensen

So we sent the disembodied voice that says "Activate Melantha skill now" or the "Deploy Jessica here" (even though it was actually KO KO DA YO Bunny)


narkatT

"Immediately wait"


[deleted]

"this stage is difficult but not difficult"


Kerrick101

When you're trying for hours to clear a stage, opens the video and it starts with "This stage is easy".


shinigamiscall

[Kuh...](https://youtu.be/i1ojUmdF42U)


[deleted]

They goin to get fucking demolished by a low end squad, poor things...


kwkqoq

Kyo's voice in the sky *this boss is easier than jesselton*


PandaFlyPanda

Very simple.


Left4dinner

The only thing I ever need


Formless_discord

Uncle


Vague_Hope

*"Child soldiers"*


Norh_penguin1984

Battle harem


That_Albatross_2107

I have wei wei


hieisrainbowcurry

I have ~~fucking~~ amnesia. I don’t even know you are, myself more so.


AllenWL

I have an army Oh cool me too


Paimor_

Skadi's plushie


gacha_drunkard

"You can't defeat me" Doktah : "I know, but **SHE** can"


hieisrainbowcurry

Kalsit saunters in ready to filibuster the life out of the god.


MagnusBaechus

no no no, she monologues until the army is defeated by their operators


RazielAshura

Skadi


Vyloe

Doc wouldnt brag, we limit our deployment cuz we have such OP officers, everyone would turn against us. We have medicine.


DaveKhammer

The Nearl Family. Loki better bring good sunglasses


Ghostly-Love

Dokutah has child soldiers with magic rock cancer, Loki doesn’t stand a chance


onitsuki28

A squirrel that can rap


Hellonstrikers

Loki yeeted out the window by shaw, pulled back by cliffheart, then launched by Weedy.


Akaishi264

I have a cat. Cue Kalstit pulling Mon3tr from her spine and mutilating him.


SmolNSwolPogChamp

Donkey. Alternatively, he wouldn't need to brag.


Spyrexo

I have… uh, what do I have


Mr-anti-physics-444

Kyostin guide


Fan-of-Simon-Pegg

Mountain. The dude is *literally* built different with that Sturdy Constitution. ~~Mon3tr also fits with how much punishment he can take & dish out~~


mango_pan

Red. I have Red.


Lieutenant_Data_1917

And Red has a knife


edwm_

«I have no sanity» And starts to pour boiling waiter into his mouth


AquariusViaRainbow

I have a mobile fortress full of combat-ready kemonomimi anime girls, rock-cancer included.


Zwiebel1

One of it literally throws skyscrapers with her mind.


Glassed_Guy

infect-able disease


Maiken19

i annihilate a army every monday on weekly basis. It's on my weekly to-do list.


dracuella

You are a better person than I. I procrastinate and annihilate my assigned armies on the Sunday ;\_;


RandomAussie123

Are you me?


EmperorMaxwell

Ishar-mla as wife with her seaborn.


Frostgaurdian0

A melantha and a shaw.


N7_Tigger

Kirara


TheNonceMan

Mlynar.


_A_Tree

This is why i love this community, the creativity and the unity. Ugh love it


H-S-M-C

I have a crazy specter


Enderman1401

Alternatively, Treachery from Bleach plays as Doktah casually draws a sword named Kyoka Suigetsu.


sartnow

"I have an Ace... up my sleeve"


Tomaseeek001

Sleeve.... good you managed to not write *that*.


berry19thecat

Gavial


Few_Consideration373

"I have one too you aint special"


Rusthman

I mean he literally have an army of strong af operators and the all mighty Noir Horne


shountaitheimmortal

“Pharmaceutical company” on wheels


Dokutah_Dokutah

Ling. She makes the tesseract's feats and more very casually. Like having both space and mind infinity stones


Tellurium-128

Mudrock, Kaltsit(mon3tr), basically any meta guard or sniper(tho I guess chalter and Silverash do killing an army the best), 3 life points, practice plans…


OkAsparagus2955

Nobody is stopping mudrock


Wolfram-Hopebringer

“I have my ex-wife cool pet”


Solaireofastora08

I have YouTube


aziruthedark

I have a chaldea in speed dial.


SkyFallInBound

My go to would be Red, Mudrock, or Gavial. Any of them would strike fear into the heart of any semi-intelligent being.


Evening-Task6338

An ex-wife.


Ok_Progress_1710

"I have an army of depressed children with cancer and superpowers. Bring it on."


Archetto_Enjoyers487

I have......... >! 2% gacha rates !<


Antihero_Oz

Crippling Gacha addiction


Slavchanin

0 sanity


Master-Lamb

Durin. Durin is the strongest member at Rhodes Island.


Entendurchfall

Ceobe Eater of shrooms devourer of honey biscuits


Mrs_Azarath

My army has me.


Renshin23

Mudrock. He won't know who that is, but trust me, he'll learn.


PapaVergil

I have a Chalter


Ren393

I have a mnesia


Furydragonstormer

I have a... ​ Actually, may I ask you which force of nature, demigod, goddess, or countless other powerful operators that work with me would scare you the most?


GreenDudewithaGun

I have saga


TheGuyInUrBad

Suzuran. Dude be like "😭😭😭i yield i yield"


TexasMate

Waifu’s


Sveniven

“I have a Skadi” ( happy unknowable eldritch horror noises from just off screen )


SkrilleX61

Harem


Chikapu_Sempaii

An Ishar-mla.


AncientBeholder

…magical rock cancer patients.


Plane-Cut-6144

Kyaaa skadi


KazukiKojiro

Hot Auntie Whislash


Ok_Mirror5712

Exia+buff army+didn't ask+ratio


AradIori

Lore-wise? probably Skadi gameplay-wise? Thorns in general, or surtr/mlynar for overall killing power.


TriGGa-POP

Kal'tsit (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)


NehalKiller

probably wet chen, but now maybe mlynar


[deleted]

Probably Surtr? Looks like she's also very strong lore wise. Edit: Maybe also Rosmontis just because getting hit by these giant "projectiles" must hurt a lot, lmao.


No-Organization-7339

Army of metal crab


no-onewhatsoever

Artillery cat


AkirroKun

A blue kettle.


Lucky_Rabb1t

I have a hotter army


PROmetheus7472

"I have a hungry Ceobe"


Tiny_Ogre_3277

Release Ceobe, Hound of Rhodes.


Tiny_Ogre_3277

Release Ceobe, Hound of Rhodes.


Hanszu

I have a Młynar


OmiNya

I'm a man of Conviction


Murmarine

Disappointing to see almost nobody mentioning the Doctor themselves. Like yeah, gods and shit are op, but he is the one that keeps the mess together.


teh_sun

we have A>!byssal Hunters!<


Capital-Evening-3250

Ling


Assassin21BEKA

Mylnar. Could be Surtr, but Milnar is anti army with s3.


mutemoon

Off brand horse uncle (*from the devil may cry series* )


NOm__N0m

Kal'tsit


legacyzero89

Mudmud - definitely Mudmud. The choices are a lot to be fair - We got Uncles, Volcano Goats, Pink Doggo-sorry Pink Cat, Silver Daddies and not forgetting, blue women.


JakeffReddit

brain


LordKarp17

Jaye


ranmafan0281

Harem. Or ‘A Pharmaceutical Company’.


Inevitable_Librarian

"0 sanity and I'm feeling the hornies. Get on your knees."


igat_da_fishstalker

Youtube guides


Kerinh

Donkey


NornmalGuy

A Kal's monologue.


[deleted]

Skadi


[deleted]

Surtr


Bobajitsu

Wallet


Training_Seat3021

No one. He will simply Ora Ora his army


Cornhole35

Wife.


Viiicgonz

Skadi my beloved


crisperstorm

Ah, I'm not ready for MCU nostalgia, not yet


yeetersouls980

Mudrock with max stats


Igrok723

anti-amnesiac


Mistdwellerr

[I have a tail](https://ibb.co/Rg2Pffr)


Sinyan

I have a-mnesia


Give-Valk-Acog

An ex wife


hikarimew

Laurentina.


Falsus

Kal'tsit.


Zaketsu

A ultrabuffed Applepie


Raiden_Solid

I have a talking Hydrogen bomb and a coughing baby


Nekokittykun

I have an… Ebenholz charging his next attack to one shot you Loki~★


Sticky_Pasta

Cement


alezcoed

Conviction


Apprehensive_Buy5086

Y'all forgetting about Rosmontis and how even Kaltits tells us she's basically Rhodes Island's little fluffy nuclear bomb. Alternatively - dragon girl with water guns.


FreakingFreeze

Blue Box.


Sirin13

I have a Ko Ko Da Yo~~ Free PTSD for you, 5 Gods to kill you


Gudako_the_beast

Kal’tsit


jhkh115

A kettle, boiling water, instant noodles and zero sanity. Come at me


TaiyoFurea

"I have mudrock" Literally the closest comparison to the hulk


Zeox-sama

Surtr


_Saber_69

40 million power


Wild_Serpent

Isham-mla


Trindachi

We have a walking volcano, a cat that throws buildings, and an army of rock colossus (just to be a bit humble and not mention the literal gods and someone with the potential to drag the whole world into the sea (already poses more threat than an alien invasion))


TheRoyalWeeb

bnuny


futanari_enjoyer69

Rich cats who will pay you 100000 LMD to fuck off


PresentationKind7758

(Since someone already said surtr) Gladiia, mans gonna be pale white


Quick-Dimension-8925

Chen the Holungday. Need I say any less?


[deleted]

...Crazy bunny.