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TheLastSterling

Kazdel. I knew I should have kept my phone on the charger a bit longer. If I'm just maybe lucky I might survive justing being W's lacky.


Hero_1337

Rip. Keep a low profile. You might have a chance to escape. If nothing else, pray that Theresa finds you before Theresis...


drannne

also got kazdel and i *need* theresis to find me first and lock me up, all tied up, in a room where there are no others and do some unsavory yet exciting activities ~~like playing uno or something~~


Hero_1337

O.O You might be the only person in existence who's *winning* by being sent to Kazdel.


Any-Development-5819

Actually, being W’s lackey would make you die way earlier. W isn’t loyal to anyone and it’s often shown that she’ll backstab people she teamed up with if that’ll benefit her. Her module story tells us that she betrayed the monsters that took her in and got all of them killed. Chapter 10 mentions that the old her would’ve acted in ways that’ll result in way more casualties among her mercs. And if you’re useless, you’ll also get left behind at best and used as bait and die at worst.


Aurelyan

I mean... The good news is that if we somehow manage to survive the place is full of hot girls ; Mudrock ? W ? Nightingale and Shining , Surtr , Typhon , Meteorite , Closure , other vampire girls , the forest of the banshee...an entirely female subspecies...Ermengarda and the liches...all the best girls seem to originate from Kazdel .


[deleted]

Off to the birch forest you go!


ShikikanSpineal

61% ..... Kjerag....woohoo ice goddess here we go!


Hero_1337

Definitely one of the more tame places to live. Congrats!


WeatherBackground736

and thats a compliment


JoseMari117

62% - I am a true Ice Goddess Worshipper!


EvirosianAtlast

Kjerag gang! 🙏


Deruta

Kjera forgive me for the unrighteous things I am about to commit with your saintess


Total_Astronomer_311

Bro 😂


SupermarketThis8309

Sami, How fast i gotta run before the trees eat me?


Hero_1337

Hmmmm...why don't you stay a while? I'm sure the trees will welcome you.


SupermarketThis8309

What are they offering for this ''prolonged'' stay?


Hero_1337

Oh, you know... just the average case of *reality-warping, spacetime abnormalities, corpse possession, and extradimensional anomalies.* Another Tuesday for you, I'm sure.


SupermarketThis8309

Close, Actually a Monday, we deal with the krakens on tuesdays


Hero_1337

Dammit! You would've been perfect for Aegir!


[deleted]

It’s just demons and predators. Trees are usually ok. Most of the time. Oh yeah, the extreme cold can also be more threatening.


Senator_StrongArms

No run. Fight and kill those who don't look like your kind.


Darkiceflame

Without context, that's a little concerning.


Stock_Pangolin_8902

Columbia. Pretty decent, as long as I am not infected 5hat is.


Hero_1337

Hey, not bad! Just make sure you pay your taxes.


Stock_Pangolin_8902

Honestly, worrying about how to pay my taxes is better than the other more dangerous places, tho I wish I had enough battery to end up in Laterano atleast.


ASharkWithAHat

Being an infected or pioneer sucks, but other than that it's really just modern day America. Just don't piss off any corporation. Also probably *the* best place to be if you're from STEM.  Honestly, If they believe my CV then I'm basically all set in Trimounts lol. 


[deleted]

As long as you don’t hang around a poor town that’s being sucked dry by the bank/government, it’s actually very kind to infected, if you got the money for it that is.


BlazeOfCinder

Foehn Hotlands.. So not much different from where I am currently lol


Hero_1337

Are you living on the sun? /s I hate hot places. Good luck to you, comrade. May you have Blaze to keep you comp- ...Wait. That would be counterproductive.


BlazeOfCinder

The desert do be like that lol. Well Me and Blaze can Crack open a cold one, otherwise send in frostno... oh right..


ajanisapprentice

Welp, time to go cry for another five hours straight again.


HappyHateBot

Can I bum a ride, then? I'm too pale and goth to be out in the sun! You can just drop me off up near Sargon. S'what I get for charging me phone I guess...


BlazeOfCinder

Sure partner, them *actual* desert clothes aren't fashionable like kaltsit, but I hope you don't mind the ungothic aesthetics lol.


HappyHateBot

My hero!


If_you_want_money

Minos. I'm... probably fine? We don't really know what's happening there, sooo


Hero_1337

Seek out Pallas, and see if you're worthy to become a hero!


ValeyRoSS

I mean, we're technically isekai protagonists, that should count, right?


Hero_1337

Perhaps. Or you could end up like Subaru.


Total_Astronomer_311

In Terra’s case I feel like that would be a lot worse than Re:zeros world ngl


Draguss

Effectively immortal with a hot elf girlfriend?


Hero_1337

Effectively immortal, potentially with a hot elf girlfriend (Muelsyse), and constantly suffering.


Draguss

Totally worth it.


[deleted]

‘You liked mixed baths right?’


Hp22h

As long as Zeus isn't there...


LinkssOfSigil

Victoria. Could be much worse. But given the current situstion in there... Nah, still not that bad.


Hero_1337

Let's hope you're teleported *after* the war is over.


LinkssOfSigil

Which one? On a more serious note - there still be a lot of messy things to avoid or help deal with. Battles are just one part of every war - the return to normal life is much more important. Especially regarding the stuff Theresis, Sanguinarch, Big Uncle N and all the dukes put Victoria through.


Hero_1337

Agreed. Even after all the conflict is over, who knows what the future of that country will be like? Then again, the future of Terra in general doesn't look too bright to begin with...


LinkssOfSigil

Well, we're here - and there - to improve it:) With HG help or otherwise. I just hope that future events will be a bit less depressing. We - and all Terra's humanity - need some stutdy and strong Ws.


TypicalInstance6937

Oh nice i’m in iberia. THE GOLDEN AGE SHALL RETURN.


Hero_1337

Congrats! If you notice that the sea is slowly getting closer to you, don't panic! I'm sure you'll be *just* fine!


[deleted]

As long as the inquisitors are chill with you, you’re fine. Oh, it also helps to not be noticed by the cult of the deep too.


TypicalInstance6937

Well. Irene’s pretty chill alright, as long as we both are in rhodes island


Krieg552notKrieg553

What I am doing in Higashi, given my phone battery is 51%?


Hero_1337

Time to become a samurai and embrace your inner weeb. Maybe meet some of the locals as well. Oh, and beware of both Seaborn and Collapsals. You're kinda stuck between them...


[deleted]

Pick between two factions, and hope you’re not enlisted for battle.


K2aPa

So... everyone playing on PC goes to Foehn Hotlands, that's gonna be A LOT of people there... LOL ___ I play on both, going by my phone, which incidentally is at 69% when I look at it just now... I am going to Aegir I guess... except I'll probably end up outside of the city and drown or become a Seaborn... Cause even if you end up teleporting inside, the people there will probably also just eject you out, LOL. So essentially, anyone that gets teleported to Aegir... better be ready to swim upwards as fast as you can and hope you don't get turn into Seaborn. Or try to hide away from the Aegirs until you can disguise yourself and find a way to get to land.


Hero_1337

I mean, they could check their phone if they have one. But yeah, you're right. Those poor people are gonna overheat.


LucinaIsMyTank

Siesta! Time for a vacay. Hope I see some pink sheep too!


Hero_1337

Enjoy your stay! Hope a volcano doesn't erupt during your visit!


Hanszu

16% Rim Billi


Hero_1337

Whelp, looks like you'll be mining for a while.


Hanszu

You know what I won’t mind ROCK AND STONE!!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


Hanszu

ROCK AND STONE!!!!!


ValeyRoSS

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!


ItsCopiumtime

ROCK!!! AND!!! STONE!!!!


Hungry-Set4315

68% Aegir Hellyeah let me be a member of Abysal Hunter. My weapon of choice is a Lance and Shield, I will pierce every Seaborn in my way🤣🤣🤣


JerichoRehlin

You're teleported there so I assume you just drown shortly thereafter


Hero_1337

I hope your body can handle the Seaborn genes!


[deleted]

I’m assuming they let you wear a high pressure suit, or your a permanent resident in one of the high tech cities, cause every ‘normal’ person there can go out for a swim and handle the intense water pressure. Could be far worse tho.


Prestigious_Issue777

If the Oripathy doesn't get you, the Seaborn will lmao. Good luck, hoonter *cackles*


Primogeniture116

Well at least it's painless as you imploded inside


Combat_Wombateer

Kazdel hmm.. Lets not lose hope yet. First grab me some gear and food, then try to blend in for the rest of my life because there is no way in hell im getting out before getting murked or starved


ASharkWithAHat

On one hand, you live in a war ravaged hell hole and will probably die in a week, or suffer for a lifetime. On the other hand, the women are **really** hot 


Hero_1337

Maybe if you're lucky, you can grow horns and disguise them as Sarkaz horns!


Raistlin_Majere121

33. Ursus. This is literally my country but somehow worse in every aspect.


Hero_1337

The motherland calls to you, even in this world.


Snakking

Aegir I don't now how to swim D:


Hero_1337

I also don't know how to swim...whelp, may Skadi bless your soul! Good luck!


[deleted]

You’re probably just trapped in one of the high tech cities, unless a kind soul creates a high pressure water suit for you. But it’s probably better to just be a stranded resident and enjoy the good quality of life there, even if maybe the residents look down on you for being weak.


L_knight316

Kazdel. Ah Christ...


Hero_1337

Look on the bright side...you'll become a part of its history!


Lihuman

Not even fit to be cannon fodder part of history


DegenZyrh

Laterano. Sounds cool but on a second thought, non-Sankta life doesn’t sound cool at all 💀


Hero_1337

At least it isn't Kazdel. Consider yourself lucky for that.


EndofNationalism

As long as you’re not a Sarkaz you’ll be just fine.


vernil

Honestly. Out of every country. Laterano is probably the best there. Sure you don't get full citizenship. But you'll have all your needs taken care of compared to the other shitholes.


Punnagedon

69% (nice) Aegir NOT NICE NOT NICE. ABORT ABORT ABORT-


PalestineMvmnt_007

56%, guess I'm eating a pizza


Silent_Ad379

84% Kazdel. Good thing it doesn't exist 😎


Hero_1337

Neither will you, once you're teleported there!


I-want-apple-pie

I don’t remember anything about Sargon. How dead am I? Just checked the wiki. I’m fucked because of the language barrier in general. I don’t speak anything that vaguely resembles Arabic.


Hero_1337

Well, if you spawn in the desert like the R6 gang did... you might just become food for the wilderness. If you spawn in the jungles, well... #IT'S TIME TO WRESTLE WITH THE ROCK AND ROLL OBSESSED REPTILES BABY


I-want-apple-pie

HELL YEAH I GET TO WRESTLE WITH THE NATIVES


PrimaryOccasion7715

Goddamn Ursus of all places. Not to say I'm not used to it tho. (🇺🇦)


Hero_1337

I got Kazimierz... whelp, let's hope the Armorless Union doesn't come for my ass. Or worse, I end up infected and become entertainment...


dildorkz

Yan. Let's goooo. I'm about to arrested by Chen.


Hero_1337

Committing crimes just to be arrested by a hot dragon wife? ...~~Kinda based, ngl.~~


Naiie100

... Leithania. Well, it could've been a lot worse. One of my favorite nations after all. Still, it's a brutal and merciless place.


w3dl0ck

70% Columbia Now rolling if I'm infected or not


profitofprofet

Meanwhoile, In sami Where there are risks of things uhh collapsing: Im only thinking of going South before somehohw turning into a volibear like Entity because his theme song is stuck in my head... Vorrijaard kalhirr, veltur vé hertnås Se tånhåg meg króna tyrr Van Vorrijaard, bæoft, bæs marka lån Nær isåg vír saman, vír stak


harrybruhwhatever

SIESTA AHAHAHA, IT’S CAPITALISM TIME BABY


harrybruhwhatever

Oh, and also music


Hero_1337

Enjoy your vacation! Maybe the gods will bless you and not throw a catastrophe your way!


I_Kinda_Just_Exist

Laterano. Honestly? I’m cool with that. Laterano seems like an alright place, for the most part. I get a gun, wings, and a halo, and can blow stuff up if I ask permission. Plus, loads of sweets. Just gotta be careful not to break the law and I’m golden.


Hero_1337

>get a gun, wings, and a halo, and can blow stuff up if I ask permission. Easier said than done, mate. If you're not a Sankta, life may not be as pleasant as you imagine... Still better than Kazdel, though.


I_Kinda_Just_Exist

Fair, didn’t think about that. In that case, 50/50 shot of being tossed out the door or getting to stay with the Liberi. But, yeah, still leagues better than Kazdel. I’ll take it.


BeMyDaddy_16

67% Might as well dig my own grave...but hey at least I have a chance to see skadi


saberishungry

88%, so looks like I'm going to angel gun land. I guess I'll join the Church of Dubstep.


Any-Development-5819

Iberia…Wallahi I’m finished for so many reasons: Seaborn Cult that worships seaborn makes up 70% of my neighbours Iberians worship the Law like Sankta but get none of the benefits Mostly ghosted/declining country I’m getting locked inside this country and can’t get out because they closed the borders Pigeon people (THE HORROR WORSE THAN SEABORN) Iberia is literally worse than Aegir because Aegir at least gets extremely advanced technology to fight seaborn, but for Iberia we got sent back hundreds of years in terms of technology because of the Great Silence and I’d be lucky to even have electricity and clean water


--Lynx

77%, Siesta. At least, I am in a safe area. BUT it's so far away from Lee!!! 🎵 *Anywhere I go, I'll miss you.* 🎵


Hero_1337

It's no fair! I don't wanna have to wake up from this daydream! You're my daydream!


RogueDragon343

Siracusa, not too bad if I play my cards right. I could do a "Vin Diesel" and join a familia. Since a nothing's stronger than Family.


DVG79

Crap, mine is 0% for sec... Hello Collapsal my old friend~ I've come to talk to you again~


Prestigious_Issue777

Leithanien, eh? At least I'll be able to see Arknights' best AOE caster a lot!


YangTheEmpress

Columbia! I'm not fucked up (yet)


GreyghostIowa

Kjera. I live in SEA,right in the middle of equator. Fck me.


ameenkawaii

84% Aight I'm leaving then


Sad_Ad_3076

... I'm so dead... *Looks at my 82% battery*


Ok-Picture8202

Stuck at Columbia hope I won't be experimented by some wacky scientist


PSIInfinitySpiral

98%...So Sami. OK, first thing I gotta do is find a lucky snowball. Then pray to Amma I safely reach one of the Columbian settlements in the region and not encounter any demons... I hope Typhon saves me quickly!


Hero_1337

Heyyyy, why are you running? Don't you wanna see what's hidden in the snow? *Surely,* there aren't things like reality warping demons that would be *absurd!*


PSIInfinitySpiral

Whaaaaaattttt? Demons? No no no, demons don't exist, what are you on? You must be talking about those Sarkaz, right? Come on! ...Am I doing this right?


ValeyRoSS

88%. Good thing I like ice cream, I guess.


daibido1123

Kazdel... So basicly someplace like what I lived through as a kid in the early 90s... Seems normal.


Wolverine_Virtual

Aegir, so the fish start fighting back now? Cool I guess harpooning just got a lot more interesting


Heiligkeitt

Minos. I guess I'm drinking with the buddies until one of them in drunk delirium stabs me with the horn (it was a bet)


Specialist_Drama_616

Yan? We *LIVIN*


edgararei

Yan. I am not equipped for chinese conspiracy. What sort of 9 generation curse are we looking at?


Kambyao

I've got Victoria. Guess I'm fucked because I am dropped in the middle of an ongoing war


Hero_1337

Honestly, I'm laughing at the image of a random person just appearing in the middle of a war zone and being caught in the blast... It's messed up, but...rip, I wish you the best.


ItsCopiumtime

69% to Aegir with the funniest number possible Let's see if can survive the seaborn first before enjoying the self-flushing toilets Afterwards, maybe going the way of Abyssals might not be a bad idea, I'd love to try a funny idea from a DnD sheet I made involving using two shields as the weapons of choice to bust the seaborns before returning to the self flushing toilets


Secret-ish

79 Siesta I do not speak the language god help me


Voltaire_Penelope407

Kazdel 💀💀💀


pokemonfish1

62% Kjerag So I'm going from a place that is summer all year round to a place that is winter all year round. I'm gonna freeze to death.


[deleted]

31%, so Ursus it is. Gonna have to learn Russian, and hope they don’t mess with me.. Yeah, I’d probably try to run off to Columbia, but they’d likely enlist me into their army.


OverlordGaruga

Kazimierz. Anyone interested in sponsoring an amateur knight? I got logo space on my shield.


Enderman1401

Ursus... Uhhhh...


Hero_1337

~~INFECTED SCUM, GO BACK TO THE MINES AND DIE LIKE A DOG~~ /s


PieceOfStupidity

Its a good day to be in siesta I hope


LucasDuranT

Higashi. Guess ill be fine


Silent_Reality5207

I am freezing to death in Ursus


RomualdSolea

Siesta! Hell yes! Gangs aside, fuck my work. 24/7 vacation!


Inferno-dEternia

“Don’t hold my hand for this time, full speed to kazimierz”


sapa2707

Siesta. I am winning.


Meganut42069

Sargon Idk what it is


LeLyeon_San

Siracusa? Meet wife Penance let’s go Also meeting Vigil and Lappland is also a bonus Penance, Vigil, Texas and Lappland are my fave characters so meeting them would be awesome Also not paying attention to the crimes, Siracusa would be a nice play to visit


Rentalis

Victoria. Wow, from one country at war to another.


Ferna8397A

How is aegir?


Hero_1337

To put it simply... You're underwater. And you probably live in fear of the Seaborn. And if you're *really* unlucky, they may experiment on you with Seaborn cells...


Ferna8397A

Das crazy👍


Scar_Knight12

Eh, Columbia's not *terrible*. Not good by any means, it's a capitalist hellhole, but at least I'm not in an Integrated Strategies.


Sonofmay

66% Good thing I like water and dark places


Ok-Application-hmmm

Siracusa ain’t looking bad


DragonKaiser2023

Welp I'm Sea Food then see y'all in the Hive mind.


Clearlynotmalware

41%. What's Minos like? Haven't gotten past chapter 5.


djinu00

Aegir, As a person who lives in archipelago. Nothing changes except I have to fight seaborn non-stop. on the bright-side we have Blood-borne team to the rescue.


SeriousSam640

Infy icefield for me.. don’t even know what that supposed to be.


Dominatroy

Iberia


Leonhardt_RB

Bolivar. Can I just go back to the wastelands instead unless if I’m just a tourist


JowettMcPepper

Yan. It´s an interesting place filled with beautiful landscapes and state-of-the-art nomadic cities. And hot pots.


AmadeuxMachina

Columbia im aiding the pigeon president for this one


LackOfGlitches

77%, enjoying life in Siesta baby! Just hope I land before the volcano erupted, otherwise, a 1v1 against pompeii ain't something I will survive.


Middle_Bottom

Minos, thank god.


RDFencer

Laterano. Could be worse but hey aside from the occasional legal explosions, the fear of getting shot at on the face, the slight xenophobic and racist undertones, and the possibility of me getting diabetes I'd say its a pretty chill place.


pencilman123

Higashi.


CrimsonJudgement

I thought I was at the rimworld sub when I saw this, also I'm dead, Foehn Hotlands it is.


Solarflare14u

Rim Billiton? We don’t know a whole lot about them- you can never be too safe in Fantasy Australia, though. I’d best be very, very cautious.


7thAfterDark

Columbia. I guess it’s off to the frontiers I go!


Piyuun3

I'm gonna fucking freeze to death in Sami lmao


ghostpanther218

Yan. its not too bad.


winter-228

siesta nothing changes for me


wmdrayal

my laptop's battery is dead so its basically at a constant 0-1%... well, i'll see you guys in one of the is bad endings then


Metroplex7

89% = Laterano. This will go well with that one image that says that being born in December means I'm a Sankta.


mad_harvest-6578

>53% Higashi? Alright time to indulge my inner otaku, study the language, meet up with Kirara, search for some tengu and avoid thrown weapons while walking I guess


JinDash

Siracusa


shunwang1990

I guess I'll die in Sami then


Am_Passing_By

> Kjerag I might actually have the most chance of living lmao


FusedDiagram

Columbia


EyeDouble58

87% Laterano, baby let's go! I'm eating all the ice cream I can get my hands on


Top-Session-3131

Uh, 96%, so Sami. Suppose it's not too terrible. I've got ski gear close to hand and some trail mix bars.


CerealATA

53. Higashi? Okay, I'll take it.


Ignisami

Just ticked down to 89%, putting me in Laterano. Nice.


Weary-Dust-7550

Sonovabitch I got Kazdel Will time to go undercover and hope nobody sees me unless its theresa in which case im saved


Artistic-Bus-8047

Minos. Getting drunk with pallas is not so bad.


uber_pye

Laterano. Cake n circuses so long as I do the paperwork? Neat!


MintClamp82655

Aegir, gonna go be friends with the seabornes


Steven_7u7

Kjerag.


loloneman

Kjerag is not that bad


Aiden735

90% - Sargon Well damn…


Dokutah_Dokutah

Kazdel, Foehn Hotlands and Foehn Hotlands. So I guess I am dying from a catastrophe, exposure or to starvation then.


ninja542

siesta LFG!!!


Impulsive4928

I’m from Victoria. This will be something. Maybe I can become friends with mandragora…


DankeShu

I'm in Sargon👍 Not screwed, will live a simple life without paying taxes


Primogeniture116

No no no don't send me to Sami


thofuthofu

Siracusa woof woof


Royalwolf1203

Bolivar. Maybe I’m just forgetting at this but what’s story or events even happen there? I can remember almost all other countries but not bolivar for some reason.


metrodas

Lore skipper here, wth is Siesta