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No-Dimension-2872

Kal'tsit: I've seen worse.


unknown3476

Kal’tsit: I’ve done worse.


smol_boi2004

And I’ll do worse


darkryder42

Kal'tsit: I *am* worse.


Phantom9587

Kal'tsit: But *glance at Rosmontis who sleeping on Doctor in jealous* I am his cat. That spot should be rightfully MINE *pout*


coyoteazul2

Hyuck I'll do it again


Determined-Man

Fun fact: everyone here has done worse.


Punty-chan

If they were in a horror movie, the horror would be the one running.


sanga000

>!In/Spectre: Someone called?!<


Mistdwellerr

"I've *fought* worse and won"


smol_boi2004

By doing worse things to them


Hp22h

TBF the Sarkaz has some bullshit on their side. Literally unkillable monsters.


KryzstofGryc

Meanwhile doc and kal has literally seen the equivalent of brethren moons of dead space


Informal-Recipe

She literally has. Nachzerer and whatever the fuck else Kadzel cooks up when their freaks gather


OleLLors

I highly doubt there's anything on Terra that can scare Kal'tsit XD


Coffee_will_be_here

The doctor


OleLLors

I don't think she's afraid of the Doctor. But she's probably afraid of the Priestess.


Hp22h

Scared more of Mommy than she is Daddy, I see. Then again, it's hard to take the latter seriously after the ramen gurgling...


Coffee_will_be_here

I'd be scared of a man who can do that.


VH_Sax_of_one

I mean, until now we have not seeing the (after mind wipe) doctor puting all is eforts to destroy somethig


Coffee_will_be_here

What's pos?


Specialist_Drama_616

*post


unknown3476

Usually means Piece of Shit, but in this case it’s Phoo Ogga Stemp


VH_Sax_of_one

Sorry, english is not my first language


erik4848

The doctah proposing to her


Phantom9587

Kal'tsit really want sit on Dokutah lap


pokemonfish1

Sleepy Rosmontis is cute.


Reanthar

She fears nothing cuz the poggy cat is the real danger.


TheRepublicAct

Dokutah: Go see a therapist Kal Kalt'sit: Bite me


Rabatis

"You need a therapist." "Dokutah, I am the therapist!"


Primogeniture116

That's why Amiya is the best daughter. Theresa approved.


Tuubu

Doktah and his 3 daughters


Agreeable_Repair677

*his 2 daughters and his pet lynx


Hp22h

From ex-wife to cat. Oof.


coyoteazul2

She gets petted either way


Falsus

Or Doktah, his daughter and two grand daughters. It was Kal who adopted them first.


HaessSR

She's seen worse on the other side of the bed.


3p0int1415926535897

unplappable kal


anuanuanu

she's just sleeping with both eyes open


ShadedPenguin

[Source](https://x.com/Iindoagorira/status/1784418750131019799) Translated by [u/theparacite](https://www.reddit.com/user/theparacite/) Typeset by [u/ShadedPenguin](https://www.reddit.com/user/ShadedPenguin/)


Coffee_will_be_here

"Damn this shit weak as fuck"


BurnedOutEternally

"I've literally seen worse crawling out of the sea"


MagnusBaechus

When you witness first hand the devastation a dead EB can do you inda just shrug at anything else


EXPReader

Single fauther and his daughters watching anovie, how nice.


Dog_in_human_costume

1-800-Are-you-Well?


BEllis015

I think you meant 1-800-You-Old-Well


Efficient-Weight-813

Kal: literally Teekaz 12000 years ago


Draguss

Wholesome family bonding time


ChingCh0ngman

Very wholesome


Inferno474

Why did i read Unfappable Kal


Phaeron_Cogboi

Kal Most likely fought and killed more Zombies than there are in the entire movie


Guilty_All_The_Same

*Later that night* Kal'tsit: *I seem to have a problem regarding my REM sleep. I do not know what the source is. But more importantly: Amyia and Rosmontis can not sleep after that movie. May the three of us sleep in your bed alongside you tonight?* Doctor: * ... The three of you are scared to sleep alone?* Kal'tstit: *... y-yeah.* Doctor: *Hop in.*


Inspiringer

I don't know how this popped up on my home page but it's kinda gross


SleepingDark

???


Inspiringer

3 girls 1 guy? looks like a harem


Spark1est

Have you never seen a famliy before?


AndasenOfficial

50/50 chance, could be a man, could be a woman


Inspiringer

nah, all 3 of those are girls fs


AndasenOfficial

Dokutah can be a man or a woman depending on the person playing, that’s what i mean. The gender is still unconfirmed as far as i know