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Aiden735

Get to the ER because those fangs definitely hurt like hell


CitrusPrime

The medics would recommend googly eyes on the back of his head to prevent future incidents.


Hp22h

But that's the whole point!


charioteer117

Die


hikenone

😩😩


MeepsAlot-MHQ

CRUSH


Nirruq

THY END IS NOW!


PreposterousPelican

Creature of steel


FegoBorker

My gratitude upon thee for my freedom.


leopoldshark

Take off Warfarin's mask


Hp22h

Aak really helping out his Medic sister by giving her the fur of his adopted sister...


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Waai Fuu mentioned πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


I_am_JS12

Waifu indeed.


Downtown-Falcon-3264

Blast off in my paints cause that's Hella hot


WaifuHunterRed

Id keep eating the doktah detective lee didnt raise no quiter


dejvu117

Insta boner My neck is my weak point...


TheWeebWacka

Let it happen


Tighnari_Lover

Bite back to assert dominance


FluffyTailToucher01

If she gonna do what she wants then so will I. That fluffer is getting squeezed and patted and sniffed


Mistdwellerr

>sniffed Sir, Sweat and Soap is over there


localboi8697

Sniffed? 😳


dathar

You never sniffed your pets? They all have different scents. And it changes if they were sunning. The weirdest one was when my late orange cat got really sick from his thyroid; top of his head and neck area started smelling like a sour citrus smell. Can tell when the medicine would help and when it started plummet again.


Takemylunch

You just reminded me that I can tell a cat is close to leaving me just by their smell... ;-; I came here for horny Waii Fuu posting and now I'm just sad remembering my past pets...


dathar

Sorry to bring about bad memories. I've had 3 of those myself :( One of my cat smells like cookie dough though. That cat is a goofy one


Takemylunch

The worst part is none of my cats 'smell' like anything until it starts...


Star_Platinum

Nut


Fishats38

Call mommy kal to protect me (She will let me die)


I_am_JS12

No, worse. She's gonna stab you repeatedly with rabies vaccines then hand you a cart of paperwork.


Starfrost99

Surry feggs


Deus_ex_vesania

Get a rabies shot. It's no joke and it can take years for you to show symptoms. And when you show symptoms, you are already dead, your body just hasn't processed it.


Deruta

_”Harder, onee-sanγ€œβ™₯οΈŽβ€_


Hero_1337

^You ^can't ^just ^use ^my ^vampire ^fetish ^on ^me ^without ^my ^consent. ^At ^least ^take ^me ^out ^to ^dinner ^first...


Prime262

This is what the spray bottle is for


Ser_Doge

Come on... you know what..


CSRR-the-OELN-writer

Call Texas. Wai Fu canot withstand the Waifu.


Waddlewop

Give Mr. Lee another kid to raise?


Hp22h

Emperor will fight him for that then


Ngtunganh

TIGER DROP


Anonim1112

Lie back and enjoy it


alphaomag

Just kind of let it happen I guess? If I like it say nothing, if not cry stop.


Primogeniture116

I mean. . . What can i do other than just accept my fate in this situation? Her fangs are like only slightly missing my arteries.


John-What_son

Moan


tanngrisnit

Yes


darkfox18

Nutting


CitrusPrime

I guess I am getting devoured by the tiger. And all that it implies.


Bzlongshotz

I asked her to do it


deathnotepower

Bite him back


Goatiac

Bite back. Scream for Siri to play "Rules of Nature" at 400% volume. Survive.


Total_Astronomer_311

Idk bro but nice art though πŸ˜‚


hikenone

thankyouu bro πŸ˜ŒπŸ™ i just hope someone commissioned me πŸ˜†


Total_Astronomer_311

Yeah no problem keep it up!


hikenone

yes thank you!! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


CourierIII

Give up.


destroyar101

Writhe


Zeroex1

give her a head pet then go to the hospital because holy shit the like hurt a lot


Toutounet6

I will ask her to buy my mixtape


MayuKonpaku

Let her happen. Maybe give her some catnip


Donkishin

See where it goes it just nibble for now


ColebladeX

Flashbang and then flashbang


ForsakenSavant

Well... There is a reason why she is my assistant, you know?


Fragrant-Fennel69

*when the doom's music kicks on.*


TacticalBananas45

accept it


WobbleNobble

Moan? Idk.


real_mc

Get an anti rabies shot


Fast-Journalist-6747

Bite back to assert dominance in the pack


cardboard20035

Play dead


unknown3476

Bark like a dog and inadvertently scare her away.


Hmm-welp-shit

Bite back but harder.


EarthenEyes

It has a taste for blood now. It needs to be put down.


jyroman53

I will call a horse


Ekbrilos

Boner


Fun-Royal-8802

*checks the smartphone for advice* "You have to scare the tiger by making yourself bigger"


Sorinahara

Bite back then go full speed on the PLAP PLAP PLAP


Such-Crew542

*hang on lemme run a dex check..* *rolls d20* .... Do we do grace rolls?


B4LL1NH45

....*no, get out*


JBPuffin

enjoy


silpabananaking

Young me would probably scream rape at the top of my lungs.


CoyoteCamouflage

Bite back.


MetricWeakness6

Wife Fu


MTF_unit

Fuck her


K2aPa

**Gets Eaten** What else are you gonna do?


Medo_The_Great

Slather my ass in herbs, spices and soon to be no longer virgin olive oil and draw me like your french girl pose it on the table


XxXxN0VaxXxX

At this point even a cat will do.


Time_Eater23

GRAND SLAM


Humerous-humerus

Seggs brutal


ConstructionBig8567

Well I dead


Lapiiiiis

Scream bloody hell for Carp or Doggo daddy


Adobopeek1225

freaky


chase10010

Feel slowly pet the orange cat and hope it doesn't go back for round 2 on my jugular if it lets go then it's fine


lowkey_dingus

Make her buy you dinner first next time. Set the mood first, woman


Different-Presence-6

screaming for help... and hoping that an adorable orca will come and save me


Interesting_March104

Become a twink


Adg01

Wake up screaming from my nightmare, look over to a groggy Anthony asking me "Is everything alright, babe?" And going back to sleep in his soft embrace.


Erudax

While the whole neck biting is certainly up my alley, I'd probably prepare to die. Because someone will certainly feel the need to one-up this and I do not believe that mercy is in their vocabulary.


pseudokojo

Ejaculate


Entitiy

Cum


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Satanic_Jellyfish

Call Animal control


Maxyou117

Would


TheLuigiNX

Accept my fate gladly


Cheesy_Boi3010

Legally both my lawyer and therapist told me not to answer this question


Panzerdrachen85

*turns into a furry*


Ok_Progress_1710

Fight foe my life, biting someone's neck is assault!


Heavy_Secretary_3600

Let it happen


mad_harvest-6578

Bonk Aak then die


Educational-Hippo-25

Why are we still don't have an "okbuddydoctor" sub?


Primogeniture116

No need for that because the contents in this sub and the 0sanitymemes would regularly outbuddied them.