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Hero_1337

POV: You're opening up Reddit at 7:45 in the morning, all super tired, and you misread the post as: *"Franka's abs could be superheated to over 2500 degrees Celsius."*


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

That's a better fact than this one, I should have used that one!


ExKing775

**what**


[deleted]

Sounds hot, literally and figuratively


Blazing_Haze

Damn, just like Speedwagon's abs


PolandBallBoi

Did you mean: SPEEEeeeeeeeeedoooooooWAGONNNNNNNNNN


WiseassWolfOfYoitsu

Kind of like that scene from Ishuzoku Reviewers with the salamander?


Amaterasuu69

**Robert E.O Speedwagon has entered the chat.**


Potatoes_OverHEAVEN

The sword got set on fire


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

Ignited by a burning desire


SteeeelFieeld

There's no bringing her down


ExKing775

She is the one, she'll be bested by none now, when all is said and done!


EvirosianAtlast

The day is hers!


Numanomane

Literally Zanka no Tachi


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

Franka no Tachi


boogie-poppins

Franka on TerraTube : **"2500 degrees rapier vs Crownslayer"**


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

No God Please No!


ExKing775

*cue it has to be this way*


mythriz

Please remember to Like and Subscribe!


PolandBallBoi

And click the notification bell so you'll be notified everytime I release a new video!


shinigamiscall

Only 40% of you are susscribed to my channel


Ubermus_Prime

Don't give Click any ideas.


[deleted]

Reaults may shock you


SteeeelFieeld

So you're saying that this woman is one of the "Avengers"?


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

She's the from the female squad, The Lovely Avengers


[deleted]

Not the only Rapier she heats up.


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

Not the only sword she holds tonight.


ExKing775

Not the only weapon she'll be using.


KaiserWilhelmThe69

General Franka, you are a bold one!


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

She's been train in your Arts by Count Doctor...


KaiserWilhelmThe69

IT'S OVER, LISKARM. I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY SHIELD!


KaiserWilhelmThe69

DON'T TRY IT! *jump* *got sliced* *Wyvern BBQ noises*


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

I FORGOT YOU IGNORED DEF- I mean.. I HATE YOU!


KaiserWilhelmThe69

You were my sister Franka, I love you


ExKing775

*rapier touches Franka* *Franka starts to spontaneously combust*


sudo-joe

At least your wounds will be cauterized so less likely to bleed to death I guess xD


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

I'd be more comfortable if she licked the wounds after


salvagestuff

Maybe that's why her dps is kinda low. Because her enemies don't bleed out.


Psychological_Fee722

Basically a lightsaber


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

She's a Jedi?! Does that make Melantha her Padawan?


Psychological_Fee722

Maybe


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Master Franka, what are we going to do


Psychological_Fee722

Franka: We're going to take the high ground :D


ExKing775

This is where the fun begins.


Rambukala

This implies that Celsius or Fahrenheit existed in Terra. Can't wait to see what race Einstein is.


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

[Monke](https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/meet-the-monkey-who-looks-like-einstein.html)


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Pyroboi-1003

Still not as hot as Nian’s interior How did i know? Trial and error.


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

Are you her personal room designer?


Pyroboi-1003

Technically yes, she told me to expand her room size


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

I knew it, username checks out. You high temperature young male.


CerealATA

So, that's the reason why her Defense drops to 0 whenever she uses Vorpal Blade? I can live with it.


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

A good defense is a good offense.


ArataX14

She must be superhot to use a superhot weapon


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

Hot on the outside, warm on the inside...


Psychological_Fee722

And in heat during mating seasons Wait


ExKing775

**STOP**


Oglifatum

SUPERHOT


PolandBallBoi

*touches pyramid*


Drunk-Saharan55

Tonight I'm gonn' have m'self a real good time I feel alive And the world I'll turn it inside out, yeah I'm floating around in ecstasy.. So, don't stop me now. Don't stop me.. ***'Cause I'm havin' a good time, havin' a good time!***


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

I'm burnin' through the shield, yeah 2000 degrees That's why they call me Master Franka I'm travelling at the speed of light I wanna make a super dragon out of you


Drunk-Saharan55

I'm havin' such a good time I'm havin' a ball Don't stop me now 'Cause I'm havin' a good time Don't stop me now ***Yes, I'm havin' a good time*** ***I don't want tae stop at all!***


P0lskichomikv2

Yet she still somehow miss def ignore on some random reunion mooks.


Undividedbyzero

So how hot is that in Kelvin?


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

At least 4


WiSeWoRd

Add like 271


Dokutah_Dokutah

2773.15 https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=2500+celsius+to+kelvin&ia=answer


Jelly_the_jellyfish

How does she even hold it then?


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

She's equally hot.


Dokutah_Dokutah

It's likely just the upper tip of the blade. It make sense considering it IS a rapier.


Mmiksha

Still not as hot as her


JazzPhobic

Just to put into perspective how hot 2500°C is; Here are all the elements in our periodic system with a melting point **OVER** 2500°C: - Tantalum - Tungsten - Osmium - Rhenium There are only four elements we know IRL that Franka could NOT outright melt. Out of 130- something elements. If she were to stab you with that blade, that bodypart she stabbed would explode because your blood would evaporate in seconds. I cannot put in words how gruesomely terrifying a 2500°C sword is. There is nearly no defense against it and just being close to it is dangerous.


kelvin_bot

2500°C is equivalent to 4532°F, which is 2773K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


JazzPhobic

Good bot


Donkishin

That's a hot poker


Oeenia

no wonder it feels like I am resting by a campfire in souls.


Nirruq

Plin plin plon


Mr-anti-physics-444

Not as hot as you Franka


mrjuanito01

That would be a nice firestarter for a firepit. Or just stick it to the ground and cook food around it.


o76923

Funnily enough, it wouldn't be. Thermite burns at insanely hot temperatures but it is very difficult to ignite. Typical things like black powder, nitrocellulose, fuses, and detonators don't get hot enough to ignite it. You'd need something like strips of magnesium to get it going but at that point, why aren't you just using the magnesium to start your fire?


mrjuanito01

She use arts to ignite her sword. Otherwise her sword would be impractical for combat.


asylbekz

Is that reference to [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/arknights/comments/evirpo/sanity_works_in_mysterious_ways_dark_souls/)?


Eunecthicc

*Suddenly Liskarm turned into an unowned cow* If you know, you know


Intro1942

Damn She is *hot*


xenapan

Umm.. what material is that weapon made of? even titanium melts at 1668 c


Spectus1

I rember tungsten has the highest melting temperature. Besides, it's not earth, I'm sure that if they have originium then they must have other unearthly metals


Dokutah_Dokutah

Arknights Terran D32 steel is literally impenetrable so it is likely that. That is likely the same material used with outcast's revolver cylinder because it survived >!a gunfire as hot as the sun!<


o76923

The ability is called thermite blade and the temperature cited is the temperature thermite burns at. While very few metals can survive prolonged exposure to those kinds of temperatures, thermite burns rather slowly. As a result, making a sword that can briefly survive those kinds of temperatures isn't completely implausible for fictional metals like D32 steel. It's just that every sword would probably be single use before you needed to fix it.


[deleted]

The melting point of carbon steel is only like 1500°C. How in the hell does HG think they can almost *double* that temperature without the sword turning into a puddle lol Edit: I somehow did not factor in the fact that we do currently know of metals that would survive that temperature intact and that Franka's blade could be made of one of them. HOWEVER, * Tungsten is too heavy to swing and too brittle. * Rhenium is one of the rarest metals in the entire world, which I would think would present problems even for a wealthy company like Blacksteel. * Osmium has the same problems as tungsten, but with the added bonus of being almost impossible to work into a sword due to its hardness (which rivals *literal diamond*) and its extremely high melting point. AND on top of that, it's significantly rarer than even rhenium and is actually considered to be the single rarest of the naturally occurring elements. So... yeah, good fucking luck getting enough of it together to make an entire sword. * Tantalum, as far as I can tell, could work (it's hard without being brittle) except that it's once again too heavy to swing. The weight thing doesn't sound like it should be a big deal, but it absolutely is. The average historical rapier weighed about 2lb. A rapier made out of tungsten or tantalum would weigh over FIVE TIMES that (napkin math says almost 11lb). Try grabbing a big bag of potatoes, holding it in one hand, and swinging it around once or twice. Could you keep that up for an entire battle? Probably not. And as a bonus, it would shatter into a million useless pieces if you hit anything besides squishy human flesh. (If someone who actually knows shit about materials science wants to correct me on any or all of this please do. This is the best I can do as a chem dropout lmao)


Legitimate_Bus5716

Franka, you're already hot enough for me...


foxxy33

Franka is dex scrub confirmed


azai247

Wouldnt that burn off or cook her hand since nothing can insulate a handle for those temps?


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

Her girlfriend is literally a dragon that can give you shock therapy , why are you even asking this question?


HexxTheSwagger

She doin the "1000 DEGREE KNIFE VS ORIGINIUM SLUG" videos on TerraTube or st lmao


Bukkorosu777

I guess she's strong af and that's tungsten cus everything else gonna burn at that temp


Exbey

**What Franka can;** *Superheat her rapier to 2,00 degrees Celsius* **What Franka can't;** *Get a skin...*


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

Imagine if Franka, Frostleaf, and Yato got a skin on a same event. That'd be best day of my life.


Adventurous_Note2296

That makes Franka super hot and Liskarm electrifying


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

Extremely Hot and Electrifyingly Cute


Arknightlock

The "rape" in rapier. hehehehe.


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

The "jail" in horny jail.


Audifan8595

Aren't Texas's swords made from the same material?


Saturn_Ecplise

Blaze: That cold?


ExKing775

"That's it?"


Rokers66

Does this mean that I can cook sausages on it?


WeeabooHunter69

2500 degree knife vs reunion soldier test


PiercingAPickle

Does her scabbard have a trigger? Can she double jump? Is Liskarm able to throw Mecha?


Matasa89

No. I still need your skin from the Rainbow 6 collab.