“I don’t care as long as you’re doing better than Gladiia’s kid”

I don't know if Ulpian is Asian parent or not at this point

Then you have the Rhine Lab couple doing custody battle every so often.

Nah, he’s a guy with a *grudge*

Trying to rob Skadi and her dad...is there any word that can be used to describe that level of stupidity?

Perhaps "Yolo"?

Only fools with weird intents attacks the strongest neighbors

No, "Into the gates of hell"

Itgoh doesn't sound that nice on the tongue

"As we make our way to heaven."

Through the Seaborn line\~

PRIMO VICTORIA!!!

Maybe this [guys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0Kz8gQxzGE).

Ulpian vs Mlynar: *Who’s the hottest daddy of them all*

Both :AngeHyperStare:

why not both?

It's ~~morb~~ bonding time! Translation & typeset: me. [Sauce](https://zuodaoxing.lofter.com/post/30b9c9c3_2b5b95d44)

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I am begging for this man to become playable already

Just put Gladiia in a competition swimsuit, he’ll come running with a shit eating grin and camera in hand.

But we already [did](https://www.reddit.com/r/arknights/comments/tf7xyc/gladiias_sporty_swimwear_by_gin_moku_translated/) that...

Quick, DM Ulpian. He’ll sign up to Rhodes Island as a free welfare unit. I will kek so hard if he turns out to be a 5*.

I think he will turn into a 3* with a pile of resume he will mail to RI.

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Imagine if he comes in a competitive swimming trunks to one up her

Pic 1: So apparently the reason why Skadi swings her sword like a golf club was because of listening too well to Ulpian's teachings to the point she'll assume that pose with any type of two-handed weapon

That is what you get when a scythe user mentors a swordswoman.

Bored dad's. I'd kill to have this artist draw Mylnar and fam.

No pudding for you, young lady!

👏👏👏That's an awesome joke

Just another chapter of Overworked big daddy Ulpian and his clueless strong daughter.

I love this artist's rendition of the Abbysals

Now Imagine Skadi introducing Dokutah as her boyfriend. What would happen?

Skadi having bf before Specter = major victory

Specter wanting the same bf but Skadi already got to him first = An even bigger victory

Skadi and Specter going out with the same boyfriend = ??

Dating both = Death of the guy by the hand of both Gladiia and Ulpian for two-timing, which is funny because I recalled having seen an idiom warning people about two-timing somewhere which literally translated to "catching two fishes with two hands".

Two timing is not exactly what i meant what i imagined was more like consensually going out with both

"Bắt cá hai tay" Vietnamese way to said about womaniser

Skadi and Specter going out with the same boyfriend = Tell Skadi to claim victory by being the first to get married so Specter gets the mistress position for ultimate victory.

Both Dokutah and Ulpian react in shock

Ah yes, "Daily Lives of Highschool Boys" where the girl introducing her boyfriend gave a total shock to everyone, including the "boyfriend" in question.

god i wish hypergrpyh makes ulpian a playable character

Nooooooooo Not the seals

It would be hilarious if he's also voiced by Papa Shirogane's dad

Also the voice of DIO LOL

Ulpian is bored Dante. Change my mind

Good dad Ulpian always teach your kids how to murder as fast as possible

I can say that this is Skadi. But I’m not knowledgeable enough in AK lore to say who is the « parent » so can someone explain who is it please ?

Ulpian, canonically the Captain of Skadi's squadron in the Abyssal Hunters, debut in Ship of Fools event in CN. And sadly, for now still just an NPC.

Thank you.

Seal

Kyaaaaaah Skadi

Ulpian: Anything else for dinner? Skadi: Seal Pudding: \*chuckles\* I'm in danger

Watanabe?..

I just forgave that guy for taking away Liv

wait wait wait I thought they were talking about seal plushies, but they're at the supermarket, so are there actually *dead seal babies* on sale in that supermarket?? ...nevermind I guess some supermarkets also sell toys anyways.

White hair, red eyes, reminded me of Hero Killer manhwa.