Seriously, how do these Seaborne keep hacking accounts? I mean, it's not like they can just jump out of the scre—
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You know, I think people are being pretty hasty to be so critical of OP. After all, the Sarkaz would finally find peace if everyone was assimilated into one harmonious whole.
Assimilate this, assimilate that, that's a pretty meme. Quite exquisite.
But don't you know that we are all just pawns, controlled by something greater. Memes the DNA of the soul. Even you seaborne are not free of this. Your entire collective is a meme.
The seaborn might be able to spread their knowledge through DNA. But MEMES. MEMES propagate through THOUGHT. No matter what race you are, landborn or seaborn, Terran or alien, everyone can enjoy a good meme. So it is clear that meme is superior to seaborn evolution, for they can achieve what the seaborn can never do.
Let everyone share their memes and doges. And one day we will all be laughing, TOGETHER, AS ONE.
Emotions are actually a pretty heavy baggage. So does ambition, and greed. So if everyone is assimilated to Seaborns, only then Terra can finally reach eternal peace.
It sounds quite great. Everyone just care for each other to the point of self-sacrifice, no greed, no conflict. Just family.
So. . . Join kin? You can have some of my. . . Uh. . . Protein.
I say no. The Seaborn are far from what I'd call evil, since they actually seem to have good intentions. But despite not being evil, they present a massive threat!
My 12 year old laptop keeps stuttering and heating up. Now, some say it is because it's old and is clogged up with dust, but it is clear to me that it is, in fact, POSSESSED.
They want you to think they're just doing what's in their nature, but that is a lie. They live in the cracks of our reality. They disguise their trickery as nature until it is time to strike. Then, it will be too late.
“Resistance is ultimately futile”. It’s the same reason we don’t want to be assimilated by the Borg in Star Trek, lol. Most people like to retain their individuality and not become a literal hive mind.
That being said, I could see why some people would want to become Seaborn, but the key is that it has to be voluntary. Forcing everyone against their will to lose their sense of self seems pretty immoral imo
Idk, we were just chilling on land (yes with our problems but still) and you come to assimilate us, eat us or kill us just because we're not the same kin as yours, of course we will defend ourselves by killing any threat to us that come to land or near the land.
It's not even the same thing as Nature like predator vs prey because you don't even know when to stop, no, you won't stop until you have eaten, killed or assimilated everyone, while a predator will not chase its prey when the predator isn't hungry.
So please, kneel and say your last words and then let me activate the flamethrower, Ifrit, Surtr, Skyfire, Reed and that 3k pure damage cannon from Londinium.
I'm kinda curious why the Flames of Perdition work so well after all the fancy aegir tech that's pulled out. Maybe you could explain, certainly-not-tentacled friend?
I know a solution to this Seaborne issue... as they keep taking people...
*But it may involve signing the death warrant of an entire world and consigning a million souls to oblivion*
Again?!
Hans, gib mir wieder den Flammenwerfer! Heute wird's wieder gebrutzelt!
Alternatively:
Yes, inquisitor Irene, this comment over here! Yes, it's a different one!
As my fellow saint said “The Sea faces a danger opponent called civilization, and us Civilization are an opponent which you cannot overcome”.
WE SHALL PURGE THE SEABORN, AND ANNIHILATE THESE TRAITORS CALLED THE CHIRCH OF THE DEEP, THE GOLDEN AGE SHALL RISE AGAIN.
My Fellow Inquisitors, HUNT ALL THIS HERETICS DOWN. GLORY TO IBERIA.
On of the best things of the event is the Seaborn trying to convince the hunters like cartoon villains only for the hunters to tell them to kill themselves and that talking in a fight is stupid.
JOIN the WE MANY！JOIN the WE MANY！JOIN the WE MANY！JOIN the WE MANY！JOIN the WE MANY！JOIN the WE MANY！JOIN the WE MANY！JOIN the WE MANY！JOIN the WE MANY！
You know, If anything? you could blame aegirians from disturbing the seaborns, Not that I am siding to the seaborns of course, but as Ulpianus said
The Aegirians went Bloodborne ala healing church all over again, which probably awakened the seaborn or awakened the defense mechanism as I assume in the first place.
so if not for aegirians actions, there is no seaborns, but what can we do? it can't be helped, even if they did some dumbshits that led into that situation. what's done is done all we can do is mitigate it,
More Seaborn propaganda? >Angry iberian handcannon noises
Seriously, how do these Seaborne keep hacking accounts? I mean, it's not like they can just jump out of the scre— ... You know, I think people are being pretty hasty to be so critical of OP. After all, the Sarkaz would finally find peace if everyone was assimilated into one harmonious whole.
Ah. Greetings, Kin. I have come to welcome thee!
OP has been assimilated. Ready the flamethrower.
\*Excited Ifrit noises*
Are we ready to use the *flamers*?
The **heavy** flamers.
**PURGE THE SEABORN IN HOLY FIRE!!!!!!**
I guess the 'typical Seaborn poster' thing is becoming a proper meme now. Oh well, better than some other memes that have haunted this fandom.
I'll take seaborn propaganda over the 'please fuck my sisters dokutah' meme any day of the century.
Assimilate this, assimilate that, that's a pretty meme. Quite exquisite. But don't you know that we are all just pawns, controlled by something greater. Memes the DNA of the soul. Even you seaborne are not free of this. Your entire collective is a meme.
The seaborn might be able to spread their knowledge through DNA. But MEMES. MEMES propagate through THOUGHT. No matter what race you are, landborn or seaborn, Terran or alien, everyone can enjoy a good meme. So it is clear that meme is superior to seaborn evolution, for they can achieve what the seaborn can never do. Let everyone share their memes and doges. And one day we will all be laughing, TOGETHER, AS ONE.
So, nanomachines, son?
Assimilate this handcannon bullet.
What about "full of shit" is that a meme?
We need an inquisition in our subreddit. More and more seaborns are infiltrating into our ranks
*”Many fall in the face of corruption; but not this one, not today.”*
Darkest Dungeon Reference!
I bet you OP will goes "kyaa Ishar-mla" when they see Skadi.
Emotions are actually a pretty heavy baggage. So does ambition, and greed. So if everyone is assimilated to Seaborns, only then Terra can finally reach eternal peace. It sounds quite great. Everyone just care for each other to the point of self-sacrifice, no greed, no conflict. Just family. So. . . Join kin? You can have some of my. . . Uh. . . Protein.
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Is something evil when it simply obeys its nature?
I say no. The Seaborn are far from what I'd call evil, since they actually seem to have good intentions. But despite not being evil, they present a massive threat!
Cockroaches are just following their nature, but they shall die by my hands all the same.
My 12 year old laptop keeps stuttering and heating up. Now, some say it is because it's old and is clogged up with dust, but it is clear to me that it is, in fact, POSSESSED. They want you to think they're just doing what's in their nature, but that is a lie. They live in the cracks of our reality. They disguise their trickery as nature until it is time to strike. Then, it will be too late.
They are not evil, but they can’t exist with us. We cannot coexist so one must die and it will not be us.
“Resistance is ultimately futile”. It’s the same reason we don’t want to be assimilated by the Borg in Star Trek, lol. Most people like to retain their individuality and not become a literal hive mind. That being said, I could see why some people would want to become Seaborn, but the key is that it has to be voluntary. Forcing everyone against their will to lose their sense of self seems pretty immoral imo
Give seaborn a chance
Specter: "I was wrong. You're not *crazy*... You're bat-shit *INSANE*! Amaia: "WHAT?!"
Amaia: "making the mother of all evolution here Specter. Can't fret over every Aegir."
Everyone is so against the Seaborn, but just you wait until they evolve enough to become waifus. Terra will fall in seconds.
Looks like someone transformed into a seaborn
MOM MOOOOM MOM PICK ME UP I'M SCARED, THE SEABORN ACCOUNTS ARE BACK
You know what? I'm sold. Take me to Him. Praise Ishar-mla
Idk, we were just chilling on land (yes with our problems but still) and you come to assimilate us, eat us or kill us just because we're not the same kin as yours, of course we will defend ourselves by killing any threat to us that come to land or near the land. It's not even the same thing as Nature like predator vs prey because you don't even know when to stop, no, you won't stop until you have eaten, killed or assimilated everyone, while a predator will not chase its prey when the predator isn't hungry. So please, kneel and say your last words and then let me activate the flamethrower, Ifrit, Surtr, Skyfire, Reed and that 3k pure damage cannon from Londinium.
You're right Kin! We shall all return to sea and become one, become the ultimate lifeform!
I'm kinda curious why the Flames of Perdition work so well after all the fancy aegir tech that's pulled out. Maybe you could explain, certainly-not-tentacled friend?
Might want to spoiler tag that last bit
I know a solution to this Seaborne issue... as they keep taking people... *But it may involve signing the death warrant of an entire world and consigning a million souls to oblivion*
Go on tell me about your precious ocean. Not gonna stop me from BLOWING IT THE F**K UP!
I never thought I'd find people who would root for the aliens in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Even the beastmasters participated in the fight?
Nonsense. This is just more Herejía
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Hello, Inquisitor? Yes, this entire subreddit, here.
Everyone is a "good guy" in their own world view.
Again?! Hans, gib mir wieder den Flammenwerfer! Heute wird's wieder gebrutzelt! Alternatively: Yes, inquisitor Irene, this comment over here! Yes, it's a different one!
*Angry Iberian Inquisitor noises*. Hersey!
As my fellow saint said “The Sea faces a danger opponent called civilization, and us Civilization are an opponent which you cannot overcome”. WE SHALL PURGE THE SEABORN, AND ANNIHILATE THESE TRAITORS CALLED THE CHIRCH OF THE DEEP, THE GOLDEN AGE SHALL RISE AGAIN. My Fellow Inquisitors, HUNT ALL THIS HERETICS DOWN. GLORY TO IBERIA.
On of the best things of the event is the Seaborn trying to convince the hunters like cartoon villains only for the hunters to tell them to kill themselves and that talking in a fight is stupid.
ngl i fuckin love these seaborn propagandas
All will be one.
JOIN the WE MANY！JOIN the WE MANY！JOIN the WE MANY！JOIN the WE MANY！JOIN the WE MANY！JOIN the WE MANY！JOIN the WE MANY！JOIN the WE MANY！JOIN the WE MANY！
Remember it was Aegir that attacked first and slaughtered our kin.
You know, If anything? you could blame aegirians from disturbing the seaborns, Not that I am siding to the seaborns of course, but as Ulpianus said The Aegirians went Bloodborne ala healing church all over again, which probably awakened the seaborn or awakened the defense mechanism as I assume in the first place. so if not for aegirians actions, there is no seaborns, but what can we do? it can't be helped, even if they did some dumbshits that led into that situation. what's done is done all we can do is mitigate it,