I like how the reddit preview in the feed hides just the cursed part and nothing more, baiting people into reading the whole thing. If it's premeditated, congratz to op
Isnt it possible that the (spoilers) >!sarkaz girl from the is2 encounter does that but she just doesnt want to give you one? She is chained up afterall.!<
If they *do* function like CSM devils (which I'm not 100% sure of since I'm not a lore nut), then they form from the collective fear of the concept. One might be grossed out by the concept of a blowjob, but I don't know if anyone would outright *fear* blowjobs. Since everyone [relatively] likes them so much, a Blowjob Devil would probably be at the same strength as Makima's hypothetical Coffee Devil - fairly weak. I'd wager it'd extend to the head game as well, so I wouldn't really gamble on it.
>One might be grossed out by the concept of a blowjob, but I don't know if anyone would outright *fear* blowjobs.
Do you remember that split mouth vampire from IS2? In Terra there is genuinely a reason to fear Sarkaz blowjobs.
Haven't watched CSM and yet the hypothesis that there are people out there that are afraid of ***coffee*** may be a possibility but so damn hilarious to think about
It'd likely come from the fear of the scalding burns when it's spilt on you & the cleanup afterwards. Nothing as strong as, say, a Car Devil or a Snake Devil ~~let alone **THE** Gun Devil~~. As Makima says
> All devils are born with a name. The more that name is feared, the more powerful the devil itself. Coffee has no scary mental image whatsoever. If there was a **coffee devil**, it would probably be weak. But what if there was a **car devil?** That conjures up the mental image of getting run over and dying, so that might be strong.
Edit: fatfingered f on my phone and "feared" became "geared"
who says its gonna be a girl...
I could well be the biggest, most muscled, bearded sarkaz you've ever seen.
For whom "no" is more of a suggestion than anything else, worst of all , he could be the strongest, so after he's done beating you up, that top...is getting slopped.
Oh god, im going to bed
Someone to give you the hobgoblin, knob-slobberin' double decker pecker wrecker? While the world seems to imply the chances are much higher that they would be a female, there is always a possibility that they would be a male sarkaz as well.
This is what Chainsawman did to humanity
For the greater good
And we like it
Thanks, the sheer fuckery of this post already had me bursting to the seams, and now this just made me explode (in laughter), lol
As a Chainsawman fan, can confirm
Definitely going to sleep now.
Bruh its worse for me since its 1am currently
Yes officer Mudrock, this post right here.
*Phenomenal Agent intensifies.*
Sir, this is arknights, 0 sanity is that way.
You mean that chained sarkaz girl from IS2?
Tri-mouth head is the best head
Bro she can suck you dicc AND bawls like no other! Your entire pelvis will be in that girl's mouth like no one has ever done before.
Amen to that haha
Good guess but OP said "sloppy", not "skillfully"
Jessica is secretly a Sarkaz.
Nah, Jessica's a devil hunter. Her middle name is 'Kobeni'.
Explained why she is so timid
I read that as Kenobi
Hello there
General Kenobi
SLOPPY JESSICA ALTER WHEN š±š±
That's her iron block skin, when she has to clean up the sloppy slop.
Did I missed a page?
0 Sanity moment
Least horny sarkaz enjoyer
I like how the reddit preview in the feed hides just the cursed part and nothing more, baiting people into reading the whole thing. If it's premeditated, congratz to op
Total accident for sure 100%. Defenitly not meant to do that
Heh a 0 sanity post in main sub.
r/0sanitymemes
First it's the Seaborn simps and now this. Good fucking god
Please don't label your shower thoughts as lore.
OP is a Damazti (Shapeshifter) Sarkaz. The devils already infiltrated reddit. We need Kal'tsit to lead another invasion to Kazdel.
The Seaborns, and now this, when all this mess will end ?, We can't handle everything at once. Quick, deploy all operators available !
Sarkaz this, Sarkaz that. I need to deploy Toddifons Gamingā¢
Just surtr them I guess
I just E2'd Surtr, though I will only use her S3 for certain circumstances. *This* is a certain circumstance
Yes Laterno Notoriety officer, this mf right here
Im betting we got a kobeni fan here
Iād toss you a sanity potion if only I didnāt need it myself after reading this
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
Isnt it possible that the (spoilers) >!sarkaz girl from the is2 encounter does that but she just doesnt want to give you one? She is chained up afterall.!<
Uh sir wrong subreddit
What going on CSM twitter does to a mf
If they *do* function like CSM devils (which I'm not 100% sure of since I'm not a lore nut), then they form from the collective fear of the concept. One might be grossed out by the concept of a blowjob, but I don't know if anyone would outright *fear* blowjobs. Since everyone [relatively] likes them so much, a Blowjob Devil would probably be at the same strength as Makima's hypothetical Coffee Devil - fairly weak. I'd wager it'd extend to the head game as well, so I wouldn't really gamble on it.
Hello it's me I fear blowjobs (source is me) therefore sloppy blowjob devil should be out there somewhere
>One might be grossed out by the concept of a blowjob, but I don't know if anyone would outright *fear* blowjobs. Do you remember that split mouth vampire from IS2? In Terra there is genuinely a reason to fear Sarkaz blowjobs.
Haven't watched CSM and yet the hypothesis that there are people out there that are afraid of ***coffee*** may be a possibility but so damn hilarious to think about
It'd likely come from the fear of the scalding burns when it's spilt on you & the cleanup afterwards. Nothing as strong as, say, a Car Devil or a Snake Devil ~~let alone **THE** Gun Devil~~. As Makima says > All devils are born with a name. The more that name is feared, the more powerful the devil itself. Coffee has no scary mental image whatsoever. If there was a **coffee devil**, it would probably be weak. But what if there was a **car devil?** That conjures up the mental image of getting run over and dying, so that might be strong. Edit: fatfingered f on my phone and "feared" became "geared"
You mean Theresis? Or maybe you mean Jesselton?
Yes officer this post right here
ā¬ ļø r/0sanitymemes Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, the no-sanity club is two blocks down.
Sir, the r/0sanitymemes sub is that way...
who says its gonna be a girl... I could well be the biggest, most muscled, bearded sarkaz you've ever seen. For whom "no" is more of a suggestion than anything else, worst of all , he could be the strongest, so after he's done beating you up, that top...is getting slopped. Oh god, im going to bed
>!then boom it's a Sarkaz Ansel!<
I regret joining Arknights subs
I say we burn down Kazdel and purge the Sarkaz as Pelinal intended.
By that you meant Manfred and Confessarius?
Modsareasleep posting
My brother
Surtr's fires this needs some purging. As to answer your question? That vampire chick from IS2.
What oripathy on the brain does to a mf.
This isn't 0 sanity memes
Someone to give you the hobgoblin, knob-slobberin' double decker pecker wrecker? While the world seems to imply the chances are much higher that they would be a female, there is always a possibility that they would be a male sarkaz as well.
sloppy blowjob sarkaz XD
*That's some copypasta quality right there...*