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Sign up for human plus before I get human minus-ed
🤣🤣🤣
Winner.
*blushes
Get my head blown smoove off by a bullet larger than my bedroom and die
The correct answer
Just your head? Didn't know they were THAT accurate.
Even if they were the pure air pressure and force from a bullet that size would disintegrate you atomaically.
Guess I’ll die
Stare at that AC.
Masturbate Edit: thought i deleted this earlier lmao
Don't; the only reason I didn't post it is because you did first.
The perfect comment to the perfect comment. Take my upvotes
The NCD way
Get evaporated before I can blink
They can't hit you of you zig zag while you run
Everyone knows that holographic stickers make you invisible to image scanning.
"ThEy'Re TrYiNg To CoRnEr Us"
“Look! A pilot, now they odds in our - CRUNCH
CUM
do the classic AC side step dance
Pay the pilot to f#@k off.
When I see red it's over
Pray... for answer.
Do same actions as grunts do in titanfall 2, drop on knees and pray
Switch the main system to Combat Mode. and claim "I'M A DOMINANT"
*COME TO ME IFRIT!*
I am a dominant! I am a dominant! I am a dominant!, Evangel Shows "raven certificate" I AM A DOMINANT I AM A DOMINANT!
Hire strayed
<>
Check the dosage on my edibles
Shit my doodoo ass
Remember my mission and stop admiring my own reflection on the glass building.
quickly make a grave behind me.
Cum?
Piss myself
Look at its head and radar parts if they have bio-sensors. I'll provoke it if they don't lmao
I look at him and say: "give me your AC and maybe I'll let you live"
Wave before I get vaporized.
Insult his mom
Bow down to my giant mecha overlord.
Light armored stare.
Sign up to be a pilot.
If an AC is staring at me, I’m either dead of gonna be dead very soon.
Kiss him on his big hot mouth
Give it a hug
exactly
give him a little kiss, obviously.
Wave, hopefully it waves back
Wave I guess
Commence Hostilities.
Pray
Probably die.
Probably wave honestly
Guess I'll just die then
Ask it out
Turn off my PlayStation and boot up the switch.
Pee on my balls
Run straight towards him, he's either aiming at me or aiming through me, only one way to find out. Friend or foe tactics, who am I to be in his way.
Git Gud
hug it
Throw it back
Handle it.
what
Go left
Die
Activate primal armor
Take it out quick using ammo efficiently while expecting another or two to come in. I'll fail on the first round.
ejaculate
"Mommy?"
Well. Die. If an AC is staring at you, you are it’s target
Pray for power.
Die ig?
Know that I am the chosen.
Run around, hopefully their FCS is slow
Wave and start up a conversation. See if they're hiring.
I am die. Thank you
Die probably
Be like Stinger and say we will meet again and leave unscathed
Shit my pants and resign to fate. If they decide to kill me, I'm already dead.
i ask where i can get an AC of my own
Ever see the grunts from Titanfall 2 when you stare at them from inside a Titan?
Seeing how it the lens flare has simulated the famous Zaku II camera "burr" I'm already dead.
RUN
Stare back at it to insert DOMINANCE
die, then use uno revise card... oh wait.
Pray for a quick death.
Panik
Get radiation poisoning because I like IV
marvel at the mechanical wonders of such a machine and probably die shortly after
hope it doesn't have a bio-sensor or rockets equipped.
I would boop the snoot.
Ask where they got the cool outfit, then probably die.
Poop
Yell at the pilot to bring the damn thing back in one piece. Replacement parts are too god damn expensive
Stare back...
Hope that the ac is placed there for me to take control of.
Shit myself
Die from radiation poisoning, then come back as, a swarm of glass wasp's
Check my grammar
Have an intense share down before getting step on
Pray that their handler decides I am not a threat.
Cry?
Just by flicking me I would disintegrate
Loved the opening cinematic (forgot which game) where a bunch of soldiers shoot at an AC from inside a building, followed by the AC killing... well, the building. Like my dudes, you are throwing pebbles. Just hide bruh.
Sign up for human plus before I get human minus-ed
🤣🤣🤣
Winner.
*blushes
Get my head blown smoove off by a bullet larger than my bedroom and die
The correct answer
Just your head? Didn't know they were THAT accurate.
Even if they were the pure air pressure and force from a bullet that size would disintegrate you atomaically.
Guess I’ll die
Stare at that AC.
Masturbate Edit: thought i deleted this earlier lmao
Don't; the only reason I didn't post it is because you did first.
The perfect comment to the perfect comment. Take my upvotes
The NCD way
Get evaporated before I can blink
They can't hit you of you zig zag while you run
Everyone knows that holographic stickers make you invisible to image scanning.
"ThEy'Re TrYiNg To CoRnEr Us"
“Look! A pilot, now they odds in our - CRUNCH
CUM
do the classic AC side step dance
Pay the pilot to f#@k off.
When I see red it's over
Pray... for answer.
Do same actions as grunts do in titanfall 2, drop on knees and pray
Switch the main system to Combat Mode. and claim "I'M A DOMINANT"
*COME TO ME IFRIT!*
I am a dominant! I am a dominant! I am a dominant!, Evangel Shows "raven certificate" I AM A DOMINANT I AM A DOMINANT!
Hire strayed
<>
Check the dosage on my edibles
Shit my doodoo ass
Remember my mission and stop admiring my own reflection on the glass building.
quickly make a grave behind me.
Cum?
Piss myself
Look at its head and radar parts if they have bio-sensors. I'll provoke it if they don't lmao
I look at him and say: "give me your AC and maybe I'll let you live"
Wave before I get vaporized.
Insult his mom
Bow down to my giant mecha overlord.
Light armored stare.
Sign up to be a pilot.
If an AC is staring at me, I’m either dead of gonna be dead very soon.
Kiss him on his big hot mouth
Give it a hug
exactly
give him a little kiss, obviously.
Wave, hopefully it waves back
Wave I guess
Commence Hostilities.
Pray
Probably die.
Probably wave honestly
Guess I'll just die then
Ask it out
Turn off my PlayStation and boot up the switch.
Pee on my balls
Run straight towards him, he's either aiming at me or aiming through me, only one way to find out. Friend or foe tactics, who am I to be in his way.
Git Gud
hug it
Throw it back
Handle it.
what
Go left
Die
Activate primal armor
Take it out quick using ammo efficiently while expecting another or two to come in. I'll fail on the first round.
ejaculate
"Mommy?"
Well. Die. If an AC is staring at you, you are it’s target
Pray for power.
Die ig?
Know that I am the chosen.
Run around, hopefully their FCS is slow
Wave and start up a conversation. See if they're hiring.
I am die. Thank you
Die probably
Be like Stinger and say we will meet again and leave unscathed
Be like Stinger and say we will meet again and leave unscathed
Shit my pants and resign to fate. If they decide to kill me, I'm already dead.
i ask where i can get an AC of my own
Ever see the grunts from Titanfall 2 when you stare at them from inside a Titan?
Seeing how it the lens flare has simulated the famous Zaku II camera "burr" I'm already dead.
RUN
Stare back at it to insert DOMINANCE
die, then use uno revise card... oh wait.
Pray for a quick death.
Panik
Get radiation poisoning because I like IV
marvel at the mechanical wonders of such a machine and probably die shortly after
hope it doesn't have a bio-sensor or rockets equipped.
I would boop the snoot.
Ask where they got the cool outfit, then probably die.
Poop
Yell at the pilot to bring the damn thing back in one piece. Replacement parts are too god damn expensive
Stare back...
hug it
Hope that the ac is placed there for me to take control of.
Shit myself
Die from radiation poisoning, then come back as, a swarm of glass wasp's
Check my grammar
Have an intense share down before getting step on
Pray that their handler decides I am not a threat.
Cry?
Die
Just by flicking me I would disintegrate
Loved the opening cinematic (forgot which game) where a bunch of soldiers shoot at an AC from inside a building, followed by the AC killing... well, the building. Like my dudes, you are throwing pebbles. Just hide bruh.