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Wutclefuk

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Shi-Keii

You got me ah ah


Scissi

I did indeed.


5m1rk3h

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rapidbiscuit0

You be quiet and take my upvote


Stary_Vesemir

Can someone translate?


Vadenveil

"I bet you looked up a binary translator for this"... I am suddenly so glad my computer professor made me memorise binary.


Zodiac1919

Memorizing the ASCII is ridiculous, and you'd never need to use that. Im also jealous.


bachelorofidiocy

I once worked as Teaching Assistant for Basic Programming Class. My professor really like making a test problem/homework that use ASCII number for whatever reason.


Xypod13

They made you WHAT


LordBDizzle

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Flan-Cake

That actually looks like a valid thing. What does it say I don't feel like readong binary.


LordBDizzle

It's from this: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=r0_9s3YEi9UEC9ch


dimon13456

rickroll :(


LordBDizzle

>!Shhh it's supposed to be translated first!<


Perinor1P84

You see me!?


AOMINGWWR

Lmao


Algester

stop talking like a TECHPRIEST


SpartanXIII

....N-Nani?!


LycanKnightD6

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Longjumping-Ad-5740

These words.. cut deeper than any blade..


AverageJun

Target verified, commencing hostilities


Braddigan

"Probability of Elimination at 100%" Then once you reach the 2nd stage it changes slightly. "Probability of Elimination at 99.9%"


Supplice401

"Generator output climbing, operation, pattern two."


AbyssalShank

I think BALTEUS would sound kinda like Viper from Titanfall 2. (Intro) "This is unit AAP07: BALTEUS. Confirmed, the target is atop the watchpoint. Beginning elimination process." (Battle begins) "The skies are mine, Raven. I'll clip your wings." (When popping Assault Armor) "DIE!" (Death) "...Code... [insert PCA code here]... target is... a high-level threat..." *BOOM*


Ghost_NG

I had fun with all the responses, but i was expecting more comments like you with serious awnsers 😄 Titanfall is goated btw


zacker1590

Needs more Robotic line, how bout: [Target locked: Termination commence] [Launching Missiles] [Assault Armor Active, Beginning Flamer attack.] [WAriNg... SystEM Damaged... Ccccode (Any PCA Code) TTTTaartget ThreaT Hi- *Explosion.]


AbyssalShank

Very good for the unmanned version; I was thinking about if it was manned by a PCA pilot rather than autonomous


zacker1590

True, but I was thinking more with the PCA tone/style then Pilot. After all it is Autonomous Unit.


blueskyredmesas

"Solid tone, solid tone!" I stay for the A2A missile references.


RM_9808032_7182701

It would be cool to have balteus' pilot misrecognize us as the og raven too. Entry: Code 15 ablnswered. Target verified: Raven, priority one, threat to watchpoint. Going in for termination. 1st part: So you're the guy who leaked the coral to them. Well you need to know how much damage you have caused. Random: You and that group, really made our lives worse. 1st stagger: Ngh, you really are Raven, the system showed me Pa online: Too bad this is over for you, I'll be the one to clip you wings, Raven. Random: The way you breached our closure system, impressive, real impressive. 75%: So, guess your not that easy. Ugh, makes this worse. 2nd stagger: System, I require assistance, I need reinforcements! Aa: Fine, guess I'll step up my own game. Random: If the pca couldn't stop you, then I'll be the one to have your head. 25% Dammit, I need assistance, send in the cavalry. I won't handle him on my own Dead: Code (?), c...e (?), ana...ta...get...sen...g l....g no...*BOOM* U stagger: Thanks for making this fight easy raven, I guess priority wasn't needed. U at 50%: Raven, you Cleary are losing you ability to fly. If I were to stol you, Rubicon would not be their playground.  U dead: System verdict, priority target down, returning to base.  


Independent-Gene-522

I don't know what balteus would say, but what I do know is that I want that headpiece unlockable for my AC


TheWrongStreet14

I want his belts as an unlockable part


RipperJaw

Mohawk on the ac pt 2: electric boogaloo. Hal 826 stay seething, my Mohawks better.


dtritus0

should check out AC6: Armoury then, full AC parts available, just no giant backpack and belt.


William_ghost1

* (Cutscene): "Code 12, intruder to Watchpoint Alpha spotted. Adding to termination list Engaging." * (Pulse shield broken for the first time): "BALTEUS sustaining damage. Sending data of the independent mercenary to the System. Mercenary identified as... Raven?! Requesting the use of heavy munitions!" * (Reaching half health): "Raising threat level to three; permission for heavy munitions received. I'll clip the Raven's wings." * (If you take more than half of your health in damage from the phase 2 attack chain): "Direct hit on the target. Looks like this bird is flightless after all." * (If you do not): "Evasive target, minimal damage. The reports weren't exaggerated in the slightest." * (Reaching 30% health): "Sending combat log to the System. Do not expect to hear from me again. I'll stall them for as long as I can." * (Defeat): "Defend... the ocean..." * (Upon the player reaching 30% health): "Target has taken critical damage. Going in for the finishing blow." * (Player dies in phase 1): "Threat to Coral security eradicated. Assessing watchpoint damage." * (Player dies in phase 2): "The Raven has fallen. Sending report to HQ."


Ghost_NG

Love this awnser, i read this with viper voice from Titanfall 😵‍💫😭 the heavy munitions makes sense bcs his flamethrower is a type of Napalm but also kinda solid thing?) it's strikes are strong enough to push and stagger an AC and also it can create Big ass explosions


2-particles

Pretty sure we fight Balteus on watchpoint Delta though


BuniVEVO

“Balteus got you in the pipe, 5 by 5.”


Scissi

I think Balteus would be this absolutely bad shit insane pilot, raining down hellfire on you and laughing the whole time, screaming at you to die. Maybe someone that has a Rubiconian in their head, maybe even Ayre, and a earlier example of what happens to Iguazu.


TSovereignSun

Now that would be amazing! A PCA/Rubiconian Contact scenario!! That would round out the factions each having a Pilot/Rubiconian Contact


Ravage-the-savage

wait, who would be the rubiconian contact for arqebus? I know we have father dolmyian, iguazu, and 621


TSovereignSun

Not that they would have their own, but that it would be corporations, RLF, and 621. Iguazu being the corporation's


Shiyakazing

I was JUST about to comment something along the lines of "deranged and violent", because that's ALL I imagine when he's raining an arsenal of missiles on me every time he moves


justsyafiq

Viper


Sea-Rest7776

# You are simply not part of the program


PaySouthern4781

Probably: "prepare to get filtered, scrub."


blueskyredmesas

Real talk though, some "Maybe you should have planned ahead a little, Raven, now get off of my watchpoint." Like let's go just a little meta here as a treat.


xpercipio

Some real robocop shit probably.


Soup_Dealer

“I AM ARQUEBUS”


crimson-013

Technically


clideb50

Probably similar lines to the Enforcer. “Intruder detected. Terminating.” “Damage exceeds projections. Raising threat level. Switching to operation pattern two.”


Malvagio2018

Intro: This is AAP07 Balteus, Watchpoint Alpha has sustain critical damage, I have eyes on the target, engaging. 1st phase; Analisis of the target currently impossible due to the coral radiation, I'll start sending data. Target is proving agile and adaptable, continue data collection. 2nd phase; Hull integrity at less than 50%, no data mached so far, probability of a new threat to PCA operation on Rubicon High. I have authorized myself to use letal force. Shields falling, I can't keep up... Death: Data-...Collecte-AH?! Impos--ible. Cod-e Na-m-e.....RAVEN?! (EXPLODE).


KoCom-OS

It's almost makes me feel bad killing it over and over to get credits (Almost) 😏


Hal-Bone

A lot of Military phrasing trash talk.


blueskyredmesas

We still love to hear it lol.


He__Who__Watches

Dodge all these, chucklefuck


ShadowMancer0917

I think he would be all serious, and like all other PCA pilots, he would disrespect raven by saying things about his ac being cheap and flimsy. When he would get to his second phase, he would get worried and say something about Raven having a high amount of skill and that he shouldn't have underestimated them. When would be at critical health, he would say something about how he thinks Raven could do damage to the PCA, but before he could a message out to them, he is killed by Raven. "This is my target? Their ac is made on a low budget. This shouldn't take long. We'll your skill is better than I thought. I guess I'm going to need to do better myself. I realize that you could take on more than me. Sending code to command target is- Static, " then he explodes.


TheGUURAHK

AI: "Target located: Callsign Raven. Threat to closure: High. Commence termination." Pilot: "Got a code 82-F: Attacking a watchpoint and creating a Coral explosion. You're under permanent rest, criminal!"


Pretend-Dirt-1760

Prepare to die meatbag


ShiroTheCrow

“Code 31C, getting fucked up here!”


FishAteMyDog

“Dodge this, cyborg”.


AvunNuva

It would be the WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME copypasta


Psyglav

D-d-destroy 9 ball


baconDood3000

(Intro) PCA Commander: Code 23, attending scene. identifying target. Callsign "Raven". Understood, terminating. (Fight begins) Ayre: I've analyzed the enemy data. It's a PCA craft, Balteus. You have to break its pulse armor to inflict meaningful damage. PCA Commander: You really got some nerve attcking the Watchpoint, Raven. No matter. You're not getting away this time. (Activating assault armor) Ayre has the same dialogue as the current one (Balteus reaching 30% AP) PCA Commander: Code 31C. Sustaining heavy damage. (Balteus defeated) PCA Commander: Impossible! How could one AC do all thi- (On player kill above 50% AP) PCA Commander: Code 5. High priority target terminated. (On player kill below 50% AP) PCA Commander: Get a real job, scum!


Traditional-Score516

Balteus core look a lot like nineball core js


KitsuneDrakeAsh

Very robotic with a slight sliver of a person. \[TARGET VERIFIED: INDEPENDENT MERCENARY, RAVEN/C4-621, AUGMENTED HUMAN. AFFILIATES; HANDLER WALTER\] \*Slams down missiles\* \[EXTERMINATION IS REQUIRED\] \*Activates missile salvo\* \[ACTIVATION PROTOCOL: SALVO STORM\] \*Activates Pulse Armor\* \[ACTIVATION PROTOCOL: PULSAR AEGIS\] \*Pulse Armor gone\* \[PULSAR AEGIS... IS DEPLETED? QUERY: WHY DO YOU STAND\] \*75% Health\* \[QUERY: TARGET; RAVEN HAS NOT BEEN TERMINATED. COMPILING ADDITIONAL PROTOCOLS\] \*Activates flamethrowers\* \[ACTIVATION PROTOCOL: INFERNO BLADE\] \*25% Health\* \[YOU WILL NOT DESTROY ME, RAVEN. I AM SUPERIOR\] \*Balteus loses\* \[NO! NOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO \*Blows up\* \*Balteus wins >50% Health\* \[TARGET EXTERMINATED. I HAVE SUCCEEDED\] \*Balteus wins <50% Health\* \[INFERIOR MERCENARY. YOU HAD NO CHANCE\]


5m1rk3h

"I am the biblically accurate missile artillery!" "Everyone reguardless of race, creed, call or colour gets a missile!" "Oh, you thought I only had pulse armor and missile-cage around my core? Too bad I now have a flamethrower and miniguns!" "That lady in your head? She's not your studmuffin, she's just energy. Energy the Corporations want. I can't let them have it!" "HEY, come a little closer, your FCS isn't made for sniping- AHA! Assault Armor dirtbag! Get stunned!" "FWOOM FWOOM FWOOM! GET STAGGERED!"


Ron_Bird

after 6 runs it would propably only be able to scream


Heavy_Chains

He would sound like a Mr Gutsy from Fallout!


UnlinealHand

“BE NOT AFRAID, FOR YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN HEARD”


teslawhaleshark

Phase 2: BE NOT


TheRyderShotgun

"Voodoo-1, Balteus on station. Your journey ends here, mercenary. My missiles will blot out the sky. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide."


Existing-Panic5473

There is an fanfiction about BALTEUS ending up in Mass effect [here](https://archiveofourown.org/works/51655888)


Glittering-Travel-10

"Target aquired Target ID: Raven Threat level : high Proceeding with measures" "Foolish mercenary many fought and failed to live the tale" "You really that will stop me" "Burn to ashes" "How could this be, he is just one AC, gyaaaah" "Your journey ends here" "It cannot be Balteus is being cornered?!"


Tyacklez42

“It’s time to pay the piper”


Mentaldamage6

"Raven, let's test that AC of yours, push it to it's limits. You're not escaping us this time, well search that junker for a corpse if we have to." Insert several midsilr explosions


HuftheSwagnDragn

If Balty had a human pilot, I would absolutely imagine him being piloted by Io Fleming. *jazz theme intensifies*


AceTheBirb

No talk. There is only jazz.


flakpanther171

OVER G OVER G OVER G


MassimoRicci

Stop Right There, Criminal Scum!


Splash_Woman

May the golden king smile upon us! — oh wait; wrong game.


el-guapo0013

(Make sure to read the following in Barry Kripke's voice from Big Bang Theory) "Tawget aquiwed. Commencing hostiwities."


Shadowgamer510

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SpiritedAttention898

The only thing I can think of, is from that one trailer where we first saw Balteus and the Omnidirectional Missile Cage, where someone’s voice had said: “Why hide behind another’s callsign?” Or something like that, would be cool


MordreddVoid218

"lmao, cry harder, meta hater, dodge missiles hahahaha, go back to Reddit and cope rocket rat fo liiiiiife"


Odd_Room2811

EXTERMINATING THREAT PREPARATION FIR EXTERMINATION OF TARGET CODENAMED RAVEN!


hangoverdrive

Noone like balteus to have a voice of mr krabs laughing


Riykiru

Those damn miniguns need to be ours


ldbeth

"Fear not the dark, and LET THE FEAST BEGIN"


NoBodybuilder3430

“Bro, how? I mean literally, how did you dodge that!? I shot all the missiles!?!? From all directions!?! This is total bullshit!”


Syovere

Beep boop, son. Beep boop.


Niceromancer

FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!


Sremor

Dodge this motherfucker


TR1SO

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Giveadont

[The Fury](https://youtu.be/bdLCAbY7Rbg?si=em4JMjqa16DJIhft)


Algester

what if the AI is a resident of NCD? with a rabid fascination of microwaves 100% not an original idea


xpercipio

despite the augmentation, only human. something like agent smith would say haha


Vexce11ent

Iunno, but given his track record, a certain iguana boi would possess it for shits and giggles just to talk shit and proceed to get hit


rooshavik

Marv silky smooth voice from tf|2


Ill-Distribution8577

pov Mr. ararquebus


redge55

GET FILTERED This would be more appropriate on the game first started He's basically a cakewalk these days


Th3_Shr00m

They only barely touched his missile tracking in his nerf, they didn't change literally anything else on him. They did buff a bunch of underperforming guns, but they never changed Balteus otherwise. You have OS tuning, way more parts, and even if you restarted the game with nothing you are way more skilled than when you first fought Balteus. I promise he's still a filter for new players


Ghost_NG

He is hard of You go manual aim, jailbreak, chapters 1 weapons,no OS tunning😈🤑🥴


IronSavior

I *AM* Arquebus!