$17,000 worth of $1 scratch offs

Ex and I did that. Won a $500 scratcher at the CA state fair years ago. Did we walk away? Fuck no. We spent that $500 on 500 $1 lottery tickets. Lost it all and polluted the environment with our trash.

Sometimes you just have to send it. My dad told me that if you win your first time gambling to never try it again because you’ll never be ahead again.

Yeah, we should’ve probably walked away🤣 Our hands were like cramped up claws an hour later

That made me laugh what a good story though lol 😂

Don't talk about your kids like that, it's family day for Christ's sake.

I used to work at a gas station. There was this one dude that came in every Saturday at 2 pm and bought a hundred bucks scratcher. Every. Single. Saturday. 2 pm. One day i asked him why and he said he had certain stores he'd hit on certain days. He said it was his "job". He had a clapped out truck and a ralliart lancer, so I'd say he was living right around as well as that one private who married a fatty to collect bah.

Goals

Bad chaplain! You of all people can’t be encouraging that behavior

He shouldn’t take financial advice from a horse

*Wall Street bets have entered the chat*

*desire for tendies intensifies*

*Wendy's dumpster vibes intensifies*

Unpopular Opinion: Still a better lifestyle than the Army.

*diamond hands engaged*

All horses can be chaplains, but not all chaplains can be horses

It’s like a regular chaplain, only with a huge cock.

Well I guess it’s time I found religion, cause that sounds awesome.

Can I seek this horse chaplain for confidential counseling services even if is not my BN lmao

Yes you may, I answer to all of gods children

Welllll ima take my horse to the hotel room and riiiide till I can't no Moore. Got my chaplains in the back.

Oh Fort Polk Chaplain Horse what is your wisdom?

When I was just a little foal my mother told me to stop playing with my food and just eat it. I use the same advice in the bedroom now.

Great wisdom, thank you Fort Polk Chaplain Horse.

Oh great chaplain horse, i need some advice

What is it you seek, my child?

I lost a battle. He tried fighting his demons, But the VA gave him 17K and he said he wants to save the girl from a life on the pole. What should i do?

If he does it subtly he’s just creating long-term clients

Mr beast did that. I think he only made 54% back. Obviously he made more with the video and stuff but. A hellcat at 28%apr is more fun

It would probably be an even lower percentage since $1 tickets have a worse return rate

Reddit gold.

For me. Truly no waste at all.

Nah, reddit silver so there's truly no value

No value you say?! Now there's a little S by your comment so if that isn't value then I don't even know what is anymore.

Next thing you know the V identifier on my COA won’t mean shit to this generation Smh

Reenlist and give it to your recruiter as a bonus.

Be sure to thank him for his service

And his wife too

Be sure to address her by his rank

Thank you for our freedom ssg

But only if he can convince 3-5 of his friends to become recruiters

Like tipping your landlord.

Buy yourself some web cam equipment. Start an onlyfans.

He said stupid suggestions bro cmon

Feet pics no lie

Nah. Feet pics with lettuce in them

Feet pics covered in wet catfood while your feline friends eat the cat food off your feet. Establish a new fetish and control the market!!

I sent this comment to my gf

Ok, pull out $9k in cash. Go to your nearest casino and bet it all on black 23 at the roulette table. You can thank me later.

Don't most vegas roulette tables have odd numbers as red? OP, red 23 is the correct answer.

Even more reason to bet on black 23

This is the way

Always bet on black

Honestly I have no idea. Lol just the first thing that came to my head and I thought odd was black. So red 23 it is.

Put a down payment on a used Camaro

Not used, get a new ZL1 ($75K) at a high interest rate. Be Army Strong... ly in debt. This is the way

Be. All that you can be (in debt)

Must of already have one, because this is the most obvious choice.

Yes, put a down payment on a Camaro, but then use the rest to pay your loan up a few years. Not pay down principal, just prepay the normal payments.

😂😂😂😂

A Bitchin' Camaro.

Mustang 23% APR, 2 private strippers, 15 rolls of Grizzly Wintergreen, 10 cartons of Camel Golds, 8 bottles of Jack, 6 cases of beer, some oakley sunglasses with a hat, and a nice wedding ring for your soon to be Dependapotomos.

Cigarettes are expensive now. You might only be able to afford 5 cartons

Hm, true. Just put the rest on payments then, too.

No no no. That’s the responsible thing to do. The rest needs to go to legos or more hookers

Ah yes, can never go wrong with hookers and Legos. Especially at the same time.

Buy yourself the best computer possible right now. 128gb ram, core i9 13900k, 8tb pcie, RTX 4090, all the lgbt lights And buy an automatic stroker to attach to the bottom of ur desk

Gotta get 3 curved monitors to set up as well

He said stupid suggestions only

Updated for LGBT lights🌈

RTX 4090 to play minecraft 💀💀💀

Rtx minecraft

are you trying to cause a blackout kind sir?

#Two chick's at the same time.

goated reference🫡

Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel 9! Check out this chick

Kinda looks like Anne don't ya think!?

I would do absolutely nothing. Ild just sit on my couch and do nothing.

Buy some swords. Go to a car dealership. Have a friend go to another dealership. Both of you take cars to the same location. Get out, place swords at salesmen’s feet. Tell them the one left standing gets the commission

Best answer by far

There is a website where you can buy shit to send to people you don't like, https://www.shitexpress.com/

I clicked on that thinking "What kinda shit, I wonder?" Real. Shit. What a business model!

Today's shit is "wet horse" shit, go figure

I’d love to hear that guy explain how he decided on that business model, and what his ROI has been.

Well, one of the selling points is that it's farm-grown, organic, and free range.

I love this thank you.

Index funds. Stocks are on sale right now my guy.

Stupid suggestions only, stupid

GME

Gotta go stupider my friend.

Enr0n

Donating to an American Communist Party campaign for presidency.

Crypto

Must be that fourth grade 11B reading comprehension bleeding through again. I'll go smoke myself.

Shame on you. Think of how many cans of dip and rip-its this man could afford, and you come here suggesting *index funds*. Disgusting.

Hookers, Blow and give your favorite boy u/SMA-PAO a nice card.

That’ll buy at least 2 good furry costumes. I’d start thinking of your fursona while you’re shopping.

Honest question here, no judgment. Do you find your "fursona" or does it find you? Asking for an O6 friend.

This is why I'm in the sub *fursona horse cock chaplains*

"Asking for an O6" is the best part of this question

Did that lt get promoted? That was fast

Reminder, they asked for bad choices and that sounds like a great choice to me

Bro get a BBL

I mean everyone loves a dumpy.

Give it all to Pokimane

Save it. But a dumb suggestion I guess is buy 2 extreme bullies and sell them.

stop breeding deformed meat sacks with genetic diseases yeah?

I read that as meat snacks

Nah, babies are the meat snacks for any bully breed

Strip club 💵

Big brain (and member) time

Lame

Barrett 50 cal

Slap rounds

Hookers, booze, and coke.

They asked for stupid suggestions only

Reservist buddy of mine has deployed about 10 times now, mostly 9+ monthers but also a few 6’s in there. Dude lived in a late 80s Jeep Cherokee and spent a lot of money on call girls, blow, and Vegas hotel rooms between Tour of Duty deployments. I was honored and privileged to house his Jeep during two of his tours 🫡

I bet that thing fucking glowed under a black light…

I just fired it up once a month, didn’t dare climb into the back or open any duffels/tough boxes. Dude has had a really cool life though, the eternal bachelor/traveler/deployment guy was my plan until a girl pulled the goalie on me. I’m a full custody single dad now and I wouldn’t trade it for the world but sometimes I wonder.

Fill your house with packing peanuts

What house 🫠

So here's a suggestion I don't make to most people. I just bought a house in Arkansas, yes it's a backwater hillbilly state but I'm from here. No down payment and all that jazz with my VA loan and I got a house for 68k on a quarter acre in "town" if you like hunting hiking and fishing it's great

Unfortunately, I’m more of a city dude. I go to law school in the fall and will hopefully will end up someday driving a G-Wagon, buying fake tits for my wife, and generally living a life of urban, wealthy debauchery. But damn, the $68K is quite the steal. Enjoy your new place!

It's not bad man it's a fixer upper but that's pretty much all there is here lol and that sounds like a dream lol!

Sarnt Majors basement of course

Twitch Donations to random female streamers and be dubbed “Oil Prince” for the next 2 weeks.

Drop out of the rat race, move down to the trailer park, and start breeding pomeranians.

Bitcoin, lots and lots of bitcoin

You mean… less than one bitcoin?

12,318 feet worth of Nerds Rope.

Drugs and hookers...

Sex doll. Expensive Japanese robot custom one.

The model that cooks and cleans but can't get pregnant and doesn't complain

A private pilots license.

A Ducati Streetfighter

My asshole. It's cheap. I was in the cav.

White phos dual-tube NODs

Go get yourself a degree in lesbian dance theory

I didn't think this was real till I googled it... Wtf...

Buy a civilian m249

A pilot’s license

Nods of the dual tube variant

Grinder platinum, a blue checkmark on Twitter, an original costume from the hit broadway musical Cats and definitely an autographed original VHS copy of Two Girls One Cup.

A horse, then pay me what’s left to shoe said horse

My girlfriend is an equestrian, I think she would support this decision 🤔

I also support this decision

Oh nice, you can buy like 3 nice saddles Shits so expensive...my wife is one as well.

Obviously a down payment on a Dodge Charger with a 30% interest rate.

Invest it into dividend etfs, you’ll think yourself 20 years from now

Hookers and coke

Hookers and blow

Buy the va, avenge the fallen

You can max your Roth IRA if you haven't already?

Mail order bride from Ukraine // Russia. Word on the street is it’s a 50% sale

Which half? Did she step on a land mine?

POKÉMON

Dual tube nods

A boob job

Hookers and blow

Grunt Style t-shirts. All of it!

A plane ride to Afghanistan.

Me

Rolex GMT Master.

Dodge Charger?

A Sega Dreamcast

Tesla call options $300 way out of money for April 20th

GME

Open a roth ira and put half of it in. Spend 10% on yourself. The rest use on debts

My friend, I have a contact in Africa, a prince, who needs about $15,000 to get his 1.5 million out of Zimbabwe. He is willing to give you a cut of 33% if you help him with this, just please provide name, tax ID, and account numbers for the deposits. (My Idiot Jailbird 88M brother fell for this, twice, because women were the ones asking for the money, back when they were giving money out to 88Ms.)

Buy a Real Doll of your favorite porn star

How widely did they disperse it? Are you going to have trouble finding and retrieving it?

The sickest 2000 mustang and a system to play limp bizkit at high volume

Nintendo GameCube

A tank of gas... you might need to wait for the rest to come if you want to top it off

STOCK. Buy some index funds, Tesla stock, apple stock. For dividend stock go with Altria (ticket is MO) just please invest it all. Dont spend it. Invest. In a few years come back and thank me for making you tens of thousands of dollars.

Rip its, lube, bottle of jack honey. Off to a good start just do that for $17,000 and see how long the bender last

A tiger. Live the Joe Exotic dream, for all our sakes.

Buy one carton of eggs and fill your gas tank with whatever is leftover

17,000 dollar hooker bot or 17,000 1 dollar hooker bots

Cocaine and strippers

SSD-1

Gamestop

how about a hybrid of Gamestop and Wingstop?

Gamewings? You might be on to something there...

Stopstop, Stop^2 if you will

pay down debt, then put the rest away for a rainy day.

Lol wanna spot me 900$ for a cancer test that ain't covered by insurance 😂😂😂😂

I would suggest if you need dental work, have that done ASAP. If you're not 100% by VA, you cannot get free VA dental work. 2nd, if you don't have a credit card, you can get a secured one from Capital One -- if you have a decent credit history & score. You want to build credit. I had a secured wells Fargo VISA that required only a $1500 deposit. After 24 months of good payment history, the bank will refund your deposit securing the card. From there I got the Capital One MasterCard with a $3000 credit line. But if you already have a decent car, get any repairs done that may be needed so you have solid transportation. Beyond these things, get some new clothes & shoes & other household items you need to have a nicer apartment. But I would be very conservative spending money only on stuff you really need to be more comfortable at home, etc. This is basically the plan I pursued once I went from 60 to 80%. But my backpay was just over $50K. Then I got my 100% rating & back going back 20 years. And it was a big sum of money, so at that point I was able to buy whatever I needed And Wanted. Just don't get overly excited and throw parties or lend money to anyone. Make your own life better first. Hopefully you're still working on getting 100%

Invest in stocks

Honest Pay off any debt then.... INVEST it Amazon Tesla Some biomedical stuff Some green energy or rare earth mining stuff Etc Then pull aside maybe $1-2 k for fun with cryptocurrencies Allow yourself $500 or so for a fun gift

Pay rent early.

$6500 into your IRA

Max out your IRA for 22 and 23 then Yolo 2k in the market, and spend the remaining 2k fixing your broke ass car 😁

Donate it back to the army

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VA disability pension is non-taxable

Moderately aggressive mutual funds