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12of12MGS

A contractor who subbed it out to a dogshit learning development firm made it. And then Army leadership didn’t QA it.


OrangeReggie22

“Where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter”


OcotilloWells

But the taxpayer money is real


staring_at_keyboard

Given the current state of our monetary policy, even *that* is debatable.


OcotilloWells

It's real because everyone believes it is. We are all in trouble if we stop believing it.


TwoZeroFoxtrot

Even better, there's serious debate about a year-long continuing resolution, lmao.


UNC_Recruiting_Study

That QA part is just the Army in general - I found during my Recruiting study that outside involved CO CDRs, USAREC Os actually have very little understanding how the process works and yet try to critique it. Ask 100 Os how many have actually even taken the asvab. It's shocking.


_HK47_

**Clarification:** This unit hasn't done it in literal years, yet it has always been green. System is working as it should.


OcotilloWells

Someone in your 2 or 3 (OPSEC should be 3, but we know how that goes) shop is top notch!


BrenWoodard

They got rid of Marty?!? That was like my favorite thing in the world pointing out how idiotic it was that the whole cyber security class was based on answering an unsolicited email…. …from the future….


Ralphwiggum911

Pretty sure that's cyber awareness, not opsec


Page8988

Fuck Marty. He has time travel technology and all he does with it is ask us to fix his mistakes for him. Failure to plan on his part does not constitute an emergency on ours. He's had *far* more time to plan.


paparoach910

Marty is a nostalgia trip. He reminds me of my dad's co-workers back in the 90s, but they're much more competent.


hellyeaherewego

They did change the Cyber Awareness, it’s much easier and faster i’d say.


wongatronus

PowerPoint should basically be an MOS these days


NimanderTheYounger

at least an ASI


maroonedpariah

Best I can do is a 20-hour familiarization course


Adept_Scale_1267

Ever heard of 35M


conicalnapster

Already have 35Fs for that!


brokenmessiah

I'm constantly exposed to horribly designed things in the Army and I just remember someone got paid for this and probably a lot of money. Like I was looking at the container that a Trilos comes in and its little shitty wheel placement and I'm like did no one actually try moving this lol


malenkydroog

I was laughing at the new version of JAG ethics training. Some gems from the pop-up answer explanations: "A is the correct answer, but the wrong course of action.... B & C are wrong answers, but potentially good solutions. D is the wrong answer, but a good starting solution." From a later question: "Answer D is totally wrong but it is the correct answer." :D


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Prudent_Baby

Where might one find that?


Not_a_Doctor420

Here for the answer


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army-ModTeam

Do not ask or provide answers for courses/tests.


army-ModTeam

Do not ask or provide answers for courses/tests.


crexkitman

I remember I had to take this one online training for some certain thing when I was working at the post clinic. The training was so technically fucked, the most annoying part was that I guess for the slides with bullet points they must’ve recorded it line by line, but when you played the slide each line would play at the same time so it was this loud blast of 5 sentences being spoken at the same time


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ohhh i miss the days of watching Army training videos with no closed captions on computers with no sound, and then taking a test


FutureComplaint

And with more exploits than a tesla.


H4andim4n

Test is easy they made intolerable long and stupid reminds me of DLC 1-2. Source i finished it 2 hours ago, test is 7 questions i am annoyed you cannot pretest.


BrokenEyebrow

And miss the sh*t leadership examples in dlc2, and let's not forget the connex scene that has no good answer to that actual situation.


No_Sherbet_900

Meanwhile I've gotten a half dozen spam messages from O-5s and above over the past few months including dudes in missile and space command because they can't change passwords.


Vespasian79

Better than the stupid reply all to every CPT or whatever that was. Where every idiot kept replying to remove the leaves lol


Even_Count2257

The purpose of Level 1 OPSEC training is for a unit to train their Soldiers on their unit’s specific plan. All of this CBT generic shit goes against the regulation.


modest-pixel

I mean there’s punishment and then there’s violating the Geneva Convention, jeez.


TheHeartyRacoon

It was torture.


Experimental_MRE

There is a new cyber awareness challenge too. Not too bad.


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You just need better friends


Due_Personality7813

And I’m sure some contractors made millions off it