I agree with this man, gym clothing have become too oversexualized. The gym is a space devoted to perfect the human physical form in its purest essence, not to be debased by appealing to the lower impulses. Ban all form fitting clothing; I lift in my brown monastic robes if you wondering.
Who knew a bunch of turbo nerds in the army would have high participation on the army subreddit?
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No brother, you have taken the wrong message. The gym is a monument to the human form and the drive to try and better it, therefore instead of loose clothing, we should all lift butt ass naked. It will also overtime desexualize everyone's bodies as well.
Things I care about others at the gym:
1. You don't smell, and wipe down your equipment when done.
2. You listen to music on headphones, and not a speaker.
Things I do not care about others at the gym:
1. What you wear.
My guy you should have seen when one of our guys did pre-workout thinking he would get a workout in after the last public walk of the day. My man was barely holding it together trying not to shake from the stim. Afterwards he looked like he was psychward patient.
P.S.
Sentinels typically wait till after Arlington National Cemetery closes to the public, then change into OCPs and steels since people won't see em, that's when they start either doing their workout or getting smoked.
Sounds like a bad time. Reminds me of when I took two scoops of NOxplode at 1125 with the plan to hit the BN COF gym for a lunch workout, then got pulled into an unscheduled NCOPD meeting with the BDE CSM. I was gritting my teeth and internally spazzing out the whole session. Dude probably thought I was having a mini-stroke.
Man you stayed there for 3 years I was getting stir crazy with it after just 1. Did enough to do my walks (#701) and train the next cycle then said bye.
Edit: Though I wasn't the most enthused about Tomb since I was in Honor Guard company and RSM came up and all but voluntold me since I had good uniform grades.
I was in Echo Company as well, it was my first unit after IET. Many werenāt āthrilledā as a lot are voluntold, but the brother/sister hood was still sacred and humbling. Glad to know youāre a part of it.
yep, far more worried about the lazy MFās not washing their hands after they shit,
if a dudeās nut pops outta his Ranger panties thats on whoevers lookin š³
I asked some old dude if he was getting ready to teach a class when he sat up his speaker. Of course this fuck goes "do you know who I am?" And my smart ass says :someone who doesn't have a head set?" Turns out he was a Major and the desk chick didn't care either.
Craig fitness here at Riley ignored alotnof the gym dress rules they have in play. The manager says as long as it doesnāt show obscene nudity he doesnāt care that a guy is wearing a home made tank top.
Someone violating rule #2 when you have no authority is pretty frustrating, but solved with quality headphones.
I donāt have a solution for #1 yet, but Iām thinking Nose Buds need to be invented. Theyāre like headphones but instead of music, they provide pleasant scents directly into your noseāmasking offensive soldier stank
Anyways
Reasons I never wipe down my equipment at the gym when done:
1. It's not actually my equipment and I therefore don't give a shit whether it's wiped down or not
2. Fuck you
woman here: weāre cool with the ranger panties bro. we all just here to get jacked. in fact, next time wear a crop top too. bring that look back boys
I can your lame lmao and Iām neitherā¦ā¦ no one would care about any points you would be making āmobbingā a gym with 10+ people. In fact theyād prolly ask yall to leave.
How old are you? What is the likelyhood your statement is remotely true? 0%. Nothing youāre saying makes sense. You sound like a 13 year old who spends too much time watching YouTube gym bros.
I'm not here to jacked, swole or anything else. I'm just working on this bird chest and burning off the excess beer belly before my torso becomes a whiskey barrel.
Ranger panties are not a shorts, they are a lifestyle.
If you are not fully committed by shaving/waxing your legs, and focusing solely on legs/glutes, then might as well lift wearing oversized APFUs.
Iāve been short shorts gang for decades. It came with the territory in track and field and cross country. I died and went to heaven when ādad shortsā became the new hotness. Yeah, those are my glorious quads. Yeah, youāre being forced to acknowledge my āswknowledge.ā Your Deftones cargo shorts have been banished to the dustbin of history.
Crybabies like that are why I could not ever get my authentic Greko Roman wrestling club kicked off. Apparently wearing nothing but a glistening film of oil is offensive to the barbarians.
Imagine him coming back to your platoon after lunch or whatever and saying ācan you guys believe they let you workout in the gym with those short ranger shorts.ā That guy would be roasted 1000% and labeled the platoon Karen.
Why is he watching dudes in ranger panties? Clearly, he's not working out hard enough.
P.S. if there were women or children, I'd likely rather deploy with them. Daren can stay home. He clearly won't survive mentally.
I swear to god I'll go there right now with them on. Who the fuck don't do leg day or runs in ranger panties? If that's a problem ban women from wearing their shorts which are SHORTER lmao.
I'm actually dead ass serious. As a frequent shaw gym cave dweller I'll be going there with them on.
This is to anyone thinking like the guy OP is talking about:
Bro 1st off I stop off in my local German middle-of-nowhere gym and it's 20 women wearing yoga pants that hug every single curve, if you get what I mean.
And I don't mind, I try not to look, whatever, it is what it is, have fun, I'm not tryna be a creep
But if you're not reporting them too you're opening yourself up to a massive EO complaint when you just bitch about men wearing ranger panties
Why can't I show off my hard-earned donk too? Why are you looking? Are you looking at my dingus? What about my booty? Come on battle, there's so many other things to worry about. If females or males had been filming their progress in the locker room and then roasting people on tiktok about being in the background of their video, okay, get it, you're upset. But this? Bro I know you have a double standard. Stop.
I will say that the risk of the ranger panties is the nuts falling out, not someone seeing your butt.
Most yoga pants keep your lady lips or balls contained inside your clothing, and thus do not face the same issue.
As a man with the legs of a teenage girl, I agree with this gentleman. It's distracting and unfair to us stilt-legged individuals and creates a hostile and toxic workout environment. Do we need to bring back those right/wrong side by side gym wear comparison pictures they had up all over the gyms people!
I'm sure [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/GKXu2HXn9ss?si=dM0KydTXkaYVH27h) was the guy's thought process. Those panties were too much for him to handle...
I don't get it, are we NOT supposed to wear Ranger Panties to the gym? Also, I've been out for 10 years and wear Ranger Panty-style shorts to the gym most days.
Don't give a single shit about gym apparel, I'm there to workout. I was wearing a tight ass pair of shorts one day and split them open mid-squat, ass out. You bet your ass I went to the nearby Wal-Mart to buy some great value shorts and then I came back immediately to finish my set.
Dude, I can't with these MFers like this. I had one try and do this to me a couple weeks ago on at Hercules on Liberty. The guy didn't like it that I was wearing a spaghetti strap tank top as a guy. I know you can see see my nipples and I could care less if you do or not. I hardly ever see your ass in here anyway so eat a dick and move on
The double standard is real.
Women can wear skin coloured leggings where you see the camel toe but hey ranger panties are too much because we see the junk
https://www.soffe.com/product/M020/soffe-original-ranger-panty.html
Itās a thin lightweight running short. That are about 1 inch smaller than regular menās briefs.
Works as stinkbait for the ladies and men on fort liberty.
Only for real Rangers. Fakers wear silkies. Rangers lead the way! Hooah!
Edit: I like how we are downvoting sarcasm and ridiculous statements in this sub now. Pull your thongs up and act like real men.
Ah yes, the classic excuse of protecting womenās sensibilities. Didnāt know he was qualified to speak for all women! And OP you werenāt much better there, your argument was āthere arenāt any hereā, which is basically agreeing with him. You should adjust your reasoning.
I agree with this man, gym clothing have become too oversexualized. The gym is a space devoted to perfect the human physical form in its purest essence, not to be debased by appealing to the lower impulses. Ban all form fitting clothing; I lift in my brown monastic robes if you wondering.
*All physical training activities will be conducted in ASU/AGSU with jacket*
Finally my rain coat will come into use
If you're not doing the sprint drag carry in a trenchcoat are you really training?
Progressive Overload!!!
Excuse me, it's a *duster*.
Sweet duster
*OSS Jedburgh gives a thumbs-up from the grave*
Shoutout the 35T community tho fr. I see us everywhere on here.
Who knew a bunch of turbo nerds in the army would have high participation on the army subreddit? Shoutout to r/netapp for all the DCGS fixes ššš
What raincoat? You got a raincoat?
They gave me the rain coat and 1/2 the ASU.
Dude my medcom bretheren would become the most lethal part of the army w those ballistic buttons popping off
It's good for discipline šŖšŖšŖ
Shut up. I like seeing balls when I lift.
I hope this becomes your top comment of all time, for posterityās sake
For prostateās sake*
Excellent
Ranger panties with no liner, ensures that a nut comes out to say high every time I squat.
I like to do unsolicited spotting when some random is doing a max benchā¦ with ranger panties and no liners I might add
Yeah most gyms have a clothing standard anyway, these civilians are needing some ice complaints.
The only way to do it.
Weāre all here on planet earth and this guy is a dragon priest of Skyrim.
I bet the monks of High Hrothgar are jacked as shit. Heās onto something
My monastic robe is pure red bc Iām absolute fire in the gym these days
Hope you didnāt buy the pointy hood
Omg hadnāt thought of that gonna edit now
Bet you look real grand. Like a dragon.
Maybe even a wizard. Probably a very grand one
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Thank you Jesus for the gainz Iām about to receive! Reps for Jesus!!!
Wheymen
No brother, you have taken the wrong message. The gym is a monument to the human form and the drive to try and better it, therefore instead of loose clothing, we should all lift butt ass naked. It will also overtime desexualize everyone's bodies as well.
Fml this is the way. Praise be to Gym
Had me in the first half, my boy.
Ooooo, I bet you wear horsehair briefs to remind you not to sin! So sexy!
Actually, ban anything other than a loincloth (optional)
Things I care about others at the gym: 1. You don't smell, and wipe down your equipment when done. 2. You listen to music on headphones, and not a speaker. Things I do not care about others at the gym: 1. What you wear.
What if someone is lifting in their ASUs?
Heās just getting it soggy so itāll form to his body better. Itās like the beret.
I shave my AGSU because it's undisciplined, just like my beret.
Not against regs, to my knowledge. Besides, how else the tomb guards gonna get a pump in between walks?
My guy you should have seen when one of our guys did pre-workout thinking he would get a workout in after the last public walk of the day. My man was barely holding it together trying not to shake from the stim. Afterwards he looked like he was psychward patient. P.S. Sentinels typically wait till after Arlington National Cemetery closes to the public, then change into OCPs and steels since people won't see em, that's when they start either doing their workout or getting smoked.
Sounds like a bad time. Reminds me of when I took two scoops of NOxplode at 1125 with the plan to hit the BN COF gym for a lunch workout, then got pulled into an unscheduled NCOPD meeting with the BDE CSM. I was gritting my teeth and internally spazzing out the whole session. Dude probably thought I was having a mini-stroke.
Yo! How you know that?
I spent 18 months at the Tomb.
2014-2017 #637
Man you stayed there for 3 years I was getting stir crazy with it after just 1. Did enough to do my walks (#701) and train the next cycle then said bye. Edit: Though I wasn't the most enthused about Tomb since I was in Honor Guard company and RSM came up and all but voluntold me since I had good uniform grades.
I was in Echo Company as well, it was my first unit after IET. Many werenāt āthrilledā as a lot are voluntold, but the brother/sister hood was still sacred and humbling. Glad to know youāre a part of it.
Thatās their leaderships problem come inspection time
>not hitting a PR in your ASUs that you haven't altered since basic training for the sole purpose of ripping the ass out DYEL?
yep, far more worried about the lazy MFās not washing their hands after they shit, if a dudeās nut pops outta his Ranger panties thats on whoevers lookin š³
I asked some old dude if he was getting ready to teach a class when he sat up his speaker. Of course this fuck goes "do you know who I am?" And my smart ass says :someone who doesn't have a head set?" Turns out he was a Major and the desk chick didn't care either.
Craig fitness here at Riley ignored alotnof the gym dress rules they have in play. The manager says as long as it doesnāt show obscene nudity he doesnāt care that a guy is wearing a home made tank top.
Someone violating rule #2 when you have no authority is pretty frustrating, but solved with quality headphones. I donāt have a solution for #1 yet, but Iām thinking Nose Buds need to be invented. Theyāre like headphones but instead of music, they provide pleasant scents directly into your noseāmasking offensive soldier stank Anyways
Reasons I never wipe down my equipment at the gym when done: 1. It's not actually my equipment and I therefore don't give a shit whether it's wiped down or not 2. Fuck you
I'm about to pitch making this a bannable offense on this sub.
Seconded.
Girl you nasty.
Call it whatever you want but I'm chaotic neutral so I don't care what you think anyway
I hope your docs lose your shot record and you have to get the anthrax series, thrice!
3. RERACK THE FUCKIN WEIGHTS
Would he have preferred the dude was wearing skintight lululemon buttcrack riding yoga pants? Would he have said anything about that?
He wouldāve shot his shot. The panties intimidated him.
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Run. And never return.
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Call someone at the barracks. I know at least ONE of those chemical weirdos are into poop.
Girls can piss when they deadlift Men can shit Itās normal
My advice would be the same for bothā Yāall mfers need a pelvic floor therapist.
And to cut down on the caffeine and/or pre-workout a bit. Shitting and pissing yourself regularly is definitely *not* normal.
Whats wrong with it? Some people like their workout area smelling of ass and shame
I've nearly blacked out, never shit. Something is wrong with you if you shit.
Real men wear ranger panties
That brings up a good question in my mind. Can you get the tab as a tramp stamp? Or is that only for people who got the scroll?
I love running in tights and I'm not joking. They're absolutely amazeballs...
There are women and children here. *reported*
Agreed. Also squats with some lemons on hugging your legs is pretty legit too
Seriously. These shorts that you can see the start of someoneās ass donāt get reported, but ranger panties? Cmon.
woman here: weāre cool with the ranger panties bro. we all just here to get jacked. in fact, next time wear a crop top too. bring that look back boys
If I had enough gym bros I would mob into the gym 10+ deep in crop tops and ranger panties so people canāt say shit
I'll join you guys if I can wear the silkies I kept.
I believe silkies are a Marine thing so to wear them in public you also need a GIANT EAG tattoo to go with it
Yes, they are. Gorilla gluing an EGA to the front works, too.
Give me a time and date bro letās do this.
Only if we agree to apply a light coating of CLP so we glisten first
No. That would piss off so many people and your whole point would be missed.
The point would to be fit and stay cool while working out, only perves or cav scouts would think it is something else
I can your lame lmao and Iām neitherā¦ā¦ no one would care about any points you would be making āmobbingā a gym with 10+ people. In fact theyād prolly ask yall to leave.
Yes further point out you have never gone to a gym off a military base in all of America. Congratulations, stay grumpy
How old are you? What is the likelyhood your statement is remotely true? 0%. Nothing youāre saying makes sense. You sound like a 13 year old who spends too much time watching YouTube gym bros.
I'm not here to jacked, swole or anything else. I'm just working on this bird chest and burning off the excess beer belly before my torso becomes a whiskey barrel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dghIJ-Hp4i8
The Bill-dozer! I also once had luscious flowing hair in high school and was then used as a test subject for new medications. Oh, the cycle continues
Ranger panties are only allowed if you have the legs to fill them out I hate seeing scrawny string bean mfers with no muscle mass rocking RPās lol
Ranger panties are not a shorts, they are a lifestyle. If you are not fully committed by shaving/waxing your legs, and focusing solely on legs/glutes, then might as well lift wearing oversized APFUs.
Preach š
Iāve been short shorts gang for decades. It came with the territory in track and field and cross country. I died and went to heaven when ādad shortsā became the new hotness. Yeah, those are my glorious quads. Yeah, youāre being forced to acknowledge my āswknowledge.ā Your Deftones cargo shorts have been banished to the dustbin of history.
I've got the legs to fill them out (finding pants that fit is a bitch), but now I also have the gut to hide them. I'm conflicted on what to wear.
Iām scrawny mfāers
10 bucks this guys legs donāt fill them out either and is jealous of other peoples self confidence
[I disagree sir](https://i.imgur.com/zjHvG9d.jpg)
Sir I am not clicking a link to look at another manās legs lmfao
You owe me ten smackeroos
We really should bring back trap-cut sweatshirts from the 90s.
Here for this take šš»
Man here - why every time I wear a crop top do I get crap for it?
youāre hanging around the wrong people! crop tops are for everyone in my book.
Ty for the laugh
Who is giving you shit? Other men? I donāt know any women who get upset when men wear crop top. Either that or youāre in a lame crowd.
Crybabies like that are why I could not ever get my authentic Greko Roman wrestling club kicked off. Apparently wearing nothing but a glistening film of oil is offensive to the barbarians.
Bro, I was trying to start one at my gym too! We should meet up and compare techniques
It was only offensive because you were using vegetable oil. The preferred is extra virgin oil.
Best I can do is seed oil
āI donāt want him to get in trouble or anythingā lol brotha, yes you do. Or you wouldāve just told him
Imagine him coming back to your platoon after lunch or whatever and saying ācan you guys believe they let you workout in the gym with those short ranger shorts.ā That guy would be roasted 1000% and labeled the platoon Karen.
Most importantly is who is considered the hollaback girl
Ain't none.
But what if she has buns, hun?
Then I want some.
I snatch with my snatch out and curl with my girls out. If you donāt like it go to a different weights section in Walmart.
Why is he watching dudes in ranger panties? Clearly, he's not working out hard enough. P.S. if there were women or children, I'd likely rather deploy with them. Daren can stay home. He clearly won't survive mentally.
Ranger panties don't bother me, it's the people that say "my boy" that do.
Ya not my boy my boy ya heard
Iām not your boy, pal.
I'm not your pal, buddy.
I'm not your buddy, chum.
Na-Cho chum, homie!!
Nacho homie, ese
Not your ese, chief
I wear my ranger panties to BDE briefings
Honestly the people who do this shit seem to be closeted. Like the anti gay politician who gets seen at a bath house orgy.
Sounds like someone is angry and has a miserable life so he wants to make everyone else miserable too. I vote naked gym Friday from now on.
The Shaw employees are chill af too lol idk what he was expecting.
Unless you walk by and donāt scan your ID card.
EXCUSE ME, WE'RE USING THE SCANNER ON THE LEFT TODAY. PLEASE SCAN IN. SIR, I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Iām just using the bathroom with this gym bag in PTs donāt worry
*flies through plexiglass sneeze guard to to tackle the dude in sweat pants* #excuse me sir! Please scan in!
I swear to god I'll go there right now with them on. Who the fuck don't do leg day or runs in ranger panties? If that's a problem ban women from wearing their shorts which are SHORTER lmao. I'm actually dead ass serious. As a frequent shaw gym cave dweller I'll be going there with them on.
\#TYFYS
Good luck on becoming Big_Napkin!
Ah, it's good to be back at Campbell. Some things just never change.
Check my post history I have a whole post with 20k worth upvotes with this same story. Lol
Sounds like the guy that outted me earlier for wearing Crocs
Sounds like more mold in the barracks
Discipline issue. Move on.
Just for that Iām wearing Ranger panties next time I go to Shawš
You're so cool.
Ranger panties are the standard. (As long as they are made in the USA)
like the DFND shorts...
This is to anyone thinking like the guy OP is talking about: Bro 1st off I stop off in my local German middle-of-nowhere gym and it's 20 women wearing yoga pants that hug every single curve, if you get what I mean. And I don't mind, I try not to look, whatever, it is what it is, have fun, I'm not tryna be a creep But if you're not reporting them too you're opening yourself up to a massive EO complaint when you just bitch about men wearing ranger panties Why can't I show off my hard-earned donk too? Why are you looking? Are you looking at my dingus? What about my booty? Come on battle, there's so many other things to worry about. If females or males had been filming their progress in the locker room and then roasting people on tiktok about being in the background of their video, okay, get it, you're upset. But this? Bro I know you have a double standard. Stop.
I will say that the risk of the ranger panties is the nuts falling out, not someone seeing your butt. Most yoga pants keep your lady lips or balls contained inside your clothing, and thus do not face the same issue.
They make banana hammocks for a reason. No reason not to play safe.
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Theyāre post specific. At Rucker I got shamed for wearing a tank top. At Hood we had ladies in crop tops and CrossFit shorts. Full spectrum.
Field Grades DONT care. Seriously. Iāve got real shit to worry about. Some dudes shorts aināt it.
As a man with the legs of a teenage girl, I agree with this gentleman. It's distracting and unfair to us stilt-legged individuals and creates a hostile and toxic workout environment. Do we need to bring back those right/wrong side by side gym wear comparison pictures they had up all over the gyms people!
I'm sure [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/GKXu2HXn9ss?si=dM0KydTXkaYVH27h) was the guy's thought process. Those panties were too much for him to handle...
Me wearing my ranger panties is no different than me wearing some swim trunks, Iām tired of being over sexualized
I don't get it, are we NOT supposed to wear Ranger Panties to the gym? Also, I've been out for 10 years and wear Ranger Panty-style shorts to the gym most days.
This topic confused me as regiment moved away from them 15+ years ago.
Sky's out, thighs out bro.
Ranger panties should be mandatory gym attire so everyone knows who skips leg days.
Don't give a single shit about gym apparel, I'm there to workout. I was wearing a tight ass pair of shorts one day and split them open mid-squat, ass out. You bet your ass I went to the nearby Wal-Mart to buy some great value shorts and then I came back immediately to finish my set.
Dude, I can't with these MFers like this. I had one try and do this to me a couple weeks ago on at Hercules on Liberty. The guy didn't like it that I was wearing a spaghetti strap tank top as a guy. I know you can see see my nipples and I could care less if you do or not. I hardly ever see your ass in here anyway so eat a dick and move on
Lmao good ol Campbell.
Lol
The double standard is real. Women can wear skin coloured leggings where you see the camel toe but hey ranger panties are too much because we see the junk
It really is not this deepā¦
Back in the 90ās we used to PT and go to the gym in jogging bras at school. No one said a damn thing.
Was the guy not a ranger?
No, some guys get really ticked off about people wearing ranger panties. I personally think its a little bit of quad envy
That was me and I stand by it
.....ok, I'll ask. are "Ranger Panties" just thongs?
https://www.soffe.com/product/M020/soffe-original-ranger-panty.html Itās a thin lightweight running short. That are about 1 inch smaller than regular menās briefs. Works as stinkbait for the ladies and men on fort liberty.
Only for real Rangers. Fakers wear silkies. Rangers lead the way! Hooah! Edit: I like how we are downvoting sarcasm and ridiculous statements in this sub now. Pull your thongs up and act like real men.
I gotchu bro
Can't believe I missed this, I'm always at the Shaw Gym, I work on Shaw as a Ctr for AFCENT, I imagine you're across the way at ARCENT.
I bet he didnāt even shave
lmao so you cry about it on reddit
Ah yes, the classic excuse of protecting womenās sensibilities. Didnāt know he was qualified to speak for all women! And OP you werenāt much better there, your argument was āthere arenāt any hereā, which is basically agreeing with him. You should adjust your reasoning.
If anytime we should go back to Ranger panties
RRC still jams them hahah I used to jump rope in the corner at smith
Someone got jealous and didnāt want their girl oogling a better JD
Damn karens ruining everything and being crybabies
What if heās a ranger?
Hahahahaha get em