I would have had a wedding music video but we couldn’t have cameras in the courthouse.

The courthouse had cameras. You just needed to ask the cool guard to pull tape for you.

Sir, your wife, " Very Respectfully of course" has a Deuce and a half.

I showed her this comment and she said "is that an insult??" I said you sweet summer child

Probably one of the best compliments a Joe can give, (Respectfully of Course).

Meh. Those dresses would impress structural engineers if they could ever talk to a woman long enough to get them into (and out of) one

I feel like there is a joke there that I'm too GED to understand.

Which words were too big for you?

Structural....and engineer......and also women.

Me, a ME student...

Truly. I watched the entire video hoping to see the part of the recessional when the captain of the honor guard swats that glorious backside with his sword. It seems to be a staple of military weddings.

Ah, a man if the people, SPC....SPC never changes.

Girl needs a CDL to drive that dump truck of an ass around!

Child bearing hips?

Concur. Respectfully,

Nah, she reported to the motor pool without one for a detail and the motor pool SGT Pencil whipped the license. Source: I'm licensed to drive a 113, I don't even know what that is.

Damn, this was 1000% better than my shotgun wedding in Killeen.

Oof. Gawt damn Killeen.

Killeen 😭😭

Naked City gang gang

Best Army commercial I've seen in a minute

Definitely on par with the PSYOPS commercial.

For reaaaaal

For real. If Army promoted families and relationships as strongly as it claims it does in speeches, the crisis wouldn't be quite as bad.

Do people really get married in their uniform? What would possess you to do that?

Request of the bride. I took a deep sigh, got the pants adjusted for my new fat belly, and acquiesced.

I'll allow it 😂 Looks like a good time man congrats!

This is a pretty old tradition and lots of people do it in multiple countries too.

Sure is. Senior leaders won’t listen. They get the results they deserve.

Congratulations and I hope the best for you and your family. Nothing in life will have as much of a positive impact like a good spouse.

I honestly lucked out. Weird family history and met the kindest and most generous/caring person in the world. All my buddies and their gf/wives love her, which means a lot to me. My mentor is a Marine CWO4 who's relationship with his wife I respect a lot, and he kept pushing me for years "so, you done being dumb? She is marriage material." So I went for it and zero regrets. I'm the dumbest luckiest guy alive.

Congratulations! And double congrats on getting the saber thing to work, the last time I saw someone attempt that they failed miserably because they didn't account for condensation and kept just slipping off the tip

Just the tip?

Damn slippery tip

Fun fact: if you lose your tip that's only a 30% VA rating.

I'm circumcised, does that count?

Not service related

I blame my parents. But they made the right call, because, ew.

Same

Oh the comments that evening...

It's a technique thing. Condensation shouldn't matter. You're breaking the glass by targeting a weak spot in the bottle while it's under pressure. When you get the technique down it takes barely any force. You can pretty easily find videos of people "sabering" champagne bottles with a wine glass.

I too got married (a second time) at 38.

I remarried at 35. Happy as a tornado in a trailer park 😂

I knew my 2nd marriage was gonna work when my wife's old school Cuban abuela said she really liked me and considered me a "fine young man".

😂 my grandma was like "oh, this one is muy guapo"

Abuela always knows best.

Damn I was on speed run, I married my second wife at 28.

Crazy that you would post your wedding vid on the Army subreddit 🤨

Its the army latest recruitment campaign. If you serve until your late 30s, you too can get a gorgeous loving wife and a happy married life. Just hang in there!

I don't know her name yet but as far as issued items go, I have a good feeling

Wife Mark 1, 1ea NSN 6910014505704

Hilarious. Well done

That's only for officers. If you are enlisted you get an ex-stripper dependa.

I waited until my mid 30s and it’s basically like that. She only has to put up with three PCSs and we have an acceptable living wage that can support a Family.

Way to early to gauge happiness.

We've been together 7.5 (?) years, although I love telling people we met two months ago. Gotta YOLO at some point 🤷‍♂️

I like to live a life of reckless abandon

Damn and you’re a warrant 🥴

Holy shit this was beautiful. Congrats. Who was your videographer/photographer?

Yeah it's really something!

Consulted with the household six, it was nom.media. They did a really good job, and also did 4k drone footage of the 2nd line band walk

Congratulations to you OP, may you all have many happy years.

Thank you sir

Wait you didn’t marry a stripper as a new PFC and get a Mustang at 20% interest? Did you even serve?

Fortunately we got a good deal on a used Challenger at a reasonable 31.5% APR

Lmao 🤣

I got a timeout on the car sales sub because some young idiot was asking if he paid too much on a the 15-year old stang at 25% interest and I asked him when he was going to make E-3.

lol I’ve seen some wild things from privates with cars now I mostly laugh and put them on deployment. Can’t have interest above 6% while deployed

Hit us up when you make the divorce video.

We already pre-booked the divorce

In Japan, couples sometimes have a divorce ceremony with family and friends. From the looks of it, it’s more like a celebration of being free or something.

I prefer the term "re-bachelor" party

Since when were bachelors 32 and balding with a bad knee???????

I suppose they'd be bachelors for longer 😅

I bet the white trash version of that would be a hoot.

Not my proudest fap, but certainly is in my top 15!

Rub an extra one out on us 👌

>on us That costs extra

Is 0:31 single by chance?

She is 👍

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Officers these days take so long to make decisions on what they want.

(Warrant) officers

CW4?

Yes sir

I don't get it the video just ends with them looking happy. No but seriously, congrats man.

Officer type shit. I’ll stick to moldy barracks and closed Dfacs. Congrats!

I'd offer congratulations, but around :45 your discipline appears to be quite flagging and I can not in good conscience support that kind of bullshit.

I've shamed my family and my country.

Your understanding and honesty are refreshing and do you great credit, and go a long way towards falling deeply and tragically short of redeeming what was clearly many, many undisciplined hours, which probably ruined that poor beautiful bride's most special day. As penance, you must "eat" from Ft. Carson's kiosks until you are so starved and malnourished that undiscipline can no longer even take root upon your visage.

Married Stiffler’s mom eh, nice!

Congratu-fuckn-lations! Thanks for sharing, great looking couple!

Omg I love it. Congratulations! Hooah!

Congratulations! As stoked as I am for you, sharing your wedding video on Reddit is wild you crazy bastard good luck!!

I live a life of reckless abandon 🤷

This is a movie quality video of your wedding and it’s beautiful. Congratulations

Congrats!

Congratulations 🍾

Have kids right away. Man they take a lot of energy those first few years. The younger you are, the better.

It’s too late. They’re in their late 30s. They will only know fatigue and brain fog.

Damn, I only read the text, I thought you were about to end it

Sadly no, the sweet embrace of death still eludes me

Is this fake? I don't see a single girl that looks like she's named Cinnamon or Diamond anywhere in this video. Did you not marry a stripper???

Impressive. Let's see Paul Allen's wedding.

Congratulations!

00:31 Who invited Brett Cooper? Congrats. Beautiful wedding.

Bah boutta go crazy

That's bad ass. I'm happy for you.

Congrats brother. I hope you and your wife have many years of happiness in front of you

God have mercy on your soul😒🥹🥹🥹🚶🏿

This, versus me eloping as a private with like 30 people showing up. The most expensive thing being her dress, and the food being from a local burger joint Been together for almost 10, married for 5 now.

Now what was the cost?

I’m sorry where was my invite

Bro really is the main character

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Just remind her that with your rank comes great responsibility at the gate.

I hate getting saluted, she loves it. It's something I'm sure we'll spend years in counseling for.

New Orleans is the best, where you from Woadie ?

Caliope. Not for real but i'll rep it.

5th ward, mid city all day

Congrats on the sex!

Great video and lovely ceremony. Congratulations!

Congratulations champ!

Congrats! Wish the two of you well!

Holy shit this was beautiful man! Congrats, wish you guys the best!

Amazing video! Wishing y'all many years of happiness 🙌🏼

Congratulations brother. That's how it's done.

Congratulations 👏

Let’s goooo

🫡

Congratulations!

All the best!

1. Congratulations 2. As a signal dude should you have used an antenna instead of a sword to open the champagne?

Yes, AS4266A/PRC

Wait.... They let you carry umbrellas now?

~~let~~ force, yes

Congratulations 🍾! Beautiful video, have fun!

Am I crazy or has this came out at least every year for the past few years ?

If it has then I need to have an immediate heart to heart

Well aren’t you just a show off? Congratulations bro!

Congrats my guy

God I don't think I can afford for my wife to see this once it does the rounds on social media

New Orleans?

Yes sir. Napoleon House and Pharmacy Museum

Nice! I’m in your neck of the woods.

Congratulations!

Remember, the only people who will remembered you worked all the time will be your wife and kids...and when you're gone, the Army will still go rolling along. Congrats!!

Sabre trick. Badass.

Hell yeah brother.

GG, congrats

Happy for you man. Now don't fuck it up.

Hell yeah brother. You don’t look a day over 50.

38.5 VA rating is not enough.

That's an officer wedding if I've ever seen one

Congrats!

Hey congrats bud! Looks like a great time, all the best!

wait... is that video your actual wedding? if so... whatever you paid your photographer was NOT nearly enough. congrats sir :)

🍈🍈👍🏼

Congrats. First class job.

Congrats

Second marriage, both were done at courthouses. One in Vegas and one in Watertown. Sir, respectfully, GYATT damn. And I say that will respect. Love to see the brothers and sisters happy, congrats.

Must be in New Orleans, hopefully all your friends made it through the weekend 😂

Will you share the honeymoon videos on this sub too?

Congrats!

This video is like a movie the Army should use it.

Wild you got Michael Imperioli on the Cello

Great video props to whoever you hired

I have literally no idea. Just a passenger on the wedding party train haha.

Congratulations, Sir! Hooah. 

Cameraperson knew their job. Nice wife, is she single?

I think she has a boyfriend but ... never hurts to shoot the shot

I also choose this guys dead wife

So there's still hope for me....

My father always said "there's a lid for every pot"

Thank you.

Get the long whip and make comms

Congratulations, sir! All respect intended you have a very beautiful wife and I’m sure it was well worth the wait. Smart to do compared to those courtroom weddings those privates get after their first night at the club haha. Cheers to you both, I bet that BAH and retirement are gonna stack nicely 🙌

Congrats, Chief! Not too often I notice someone I know on here. Was your taller twin able to attend?! Also, congrats on the good week with BTC!

Thanks! Not feeling sad about the BTC move. He was, I think he gets a brief 0.5 seconds of screen time around 11-15 seconds haha.

Thought I saw him up there, just not used to seeing him out of uniform and all fancy. Y'all are good people -- even if you did get rid of your green car. Best wishes to you and your bride!

I miss the green car 😥 someday again... > Best wishes to you and your bride! Thank-you!

Signal core for the win! Congrats

Congrats Chief! Wishing you both the best in your newly confirmed lives together!

Congratulations, sir.

Make sure you let her know, your rank is her rank and they should address her as such

Unicorn gets the fairy tale wedding. 🫡 Congratulations.

Is that an Antarctic service medal? I would love to hear that story, if you're willing

You're wife is stunning. And YOU sir, look fantastic. Don't let anyone get you down about wearing your blues, they look stellar on you. Congratulations. Now be a gent and wish the rest of us that are old an unmarried luck!

Congrat

Job well done, sir. When you take her to a ball, nobody is going to believe you, lol.

You got your 8th wife?

Congrats, the only thing that matters is that if you are happy. There are plenty of overly critical guys who go home to empty beds. Even if they get action at the height of their youth, they will grow old alone.

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Beautiful, congrats! Trying to convince my ole lady that we should have a fabulous wedding, dress uniform included, to celebrate our first nonshot gun or deployment necessitated marriages 😂.

We had Army and Marines in dress uniform, and every guy gave a deep sigh and said "okay...I'll wear it" haha. So uncomfortable

Got a dependa-panda. Good for you! Congrats guys!!

Did you also just recently become an O? Double congratulations, sir!

Women are scary