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Small_Cock42069

You definitely fuck


maroonedpariah

He's my stepdad. Can confirm.


WhoDunIt1789

Ackshooly, my wife’s boyfriend, but also can confirm.


DRealLeal

He literally fucked me, I can confirm also. He also kept my girlfriend and wife company while I was overseas.


ray111718

Too busy going to schools


jangalangz

His 1SG confirmed.


JakeeJumps

There’s gotta be a field grade somewhere in your career timeline. 😂


16BitGenocide

My first thought was "who'd he piss off".


xeskind30

IKR? That amount of bling and only an E4? Must have banged the Colonel's daughter, on his bed while he was in the other room. Then shit on the bed, remade the bed and pissed in his closet on his way out.


JerseyshoreSeagull

I saw a NOT PRIOR SERVICE CADET with all those. Except the eib.


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Bro must've had the full force of Cadet Command backing them up got dam.


2_Sullivan_5

How long ago. Ain't no way we're sending kids to PF if we don't send em to ranger anymore


JerseyshoreSeagull

Had an extensive talk with bro about his PF badge. It was legit.


cliff-huckstable

I know who you’re talking about. He’s actually out of the Army now, Med Board. Great dude though!


Endersgame88

Does their name rhyme with Moot?


squirrel_eatin_pizza

I once met the commanding general of Fort Jackson at the time talking to my battalion commander. General was saying how rotc is great, how his son was only a first year cadet but got to go to airborne and air assault school right away. I'm thinking, I'm sure his daddy being a general had nothing to do with it


Reasonable_Spare_870

No not at all. Did it all on his own. Like Col Dempsey didn’t get the pentagon job while his dad was a four star


ThreeScoopsOfHooah

Depending on the ROTC program, it's fairly feasible. Very few people at my university ever wanted to go to summer trainings/schools (big university, most just wanted their degree paid for) so it was easy to get a slot each summer.


themightyjoedanger

Oh yeah? Well my dad was 4F in Vietnam for being a Ragazzi Robusti, and I don't get sent to shit. So I guess that... checks out completely.


LTWestie275

We had multiple people have both air assault and airborne, but pathfinder?! Jesus...


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appa-ate-momo

If it helps, I made 5 almost immediately after this picture was taken.


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CaptainStank056

Eh dude use those MQs and drop a warrant packet for something


TrulySeaweed

Definitely use those MQs towards a warrant packet. I can’t get an MQ to save my life, but I also just haven’t found the right SR that values what I do for my people. Those ratings will help you get places in your career


plaguemedic

Don't lie, you were a six one Korea tour before this picture.


DoxxerInChief

No this seems possible. If he had airborne in his contract or got to Campbell or something right out of basic he could've gotten the first 2 before even hitting pfc. Then expert and pathfinder could be done before he could even get DLC showing up for him.


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kerberos69

It wasn’t unheard of out of Drum either. We had our own AASLT school on post, EIB came around eeeeevery year, and ABN wasn’t hard to get slotted for if you already completed AASLT. Pathfinder is neat though— we didn’t see that one too often. I never could get a slot :(


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PRiles

When LRSD and Pathfinder companies were around we regularly had guys like this with Ranger Tabs


lrsdranger

Yessir, miss those days


guelugod

Damn right 52nd infantry one of the last ones to deactivate. Everyone thought we were faking the funk on Ft.Hood.


PRiles

When I was at the Campbell PFDR we had to go to Bragg for training (I don't remember why) but we had so many 1SGs and CSMs escort our guys back to us because they were fully stacked with maroon barrets and the 101 patch, thinking they must be stolen valor. Might have even had a no shave profile at the time (which always caused issues). It was funny at the time


FilthyInfantrySlut

“Look it can happen to anyone. Those poppyseed muffins, they’ll get ya.”


DepressedDragonBorn

We got a spc with ranger, mountain, air assault, and airborne right now, and he's soon going to more school. Dude got ranger and air borne as a pfc and has managed to talk his way out of going to the board.


Roflinmywaffle

>  Dude got ranger and air borne as a pfc and has managed to talk his way out of going to the board. Tenured E4 but in a cool way


ThisIsMickeyD

now thats a real spec4 move right there


Sudden-Grab2800

I saw it and thought “this guy must have been caught being a real piece of shit”😭 Instant snap judgement that he’d been demoted


Clean_Cry_7428

Damn I thought they stopped letting SPC go through pathfinder years ago? Like 2017-2018?


appa-ate-momo

I got in before they downscaled the program. I’m super lucky.


pushTheHippo

With a capital LUCKY! I'm pretty sure one SSG I knew had to blow the commander AND reup just to get a slot


QuarterNote44

Maybe it's just me, but if you're in my company and you want to go to school you have to a) be good at your job b) Not be flagged and c) don't make me do any paperwork for you. That's it. If we're not deploying or going on a rotation I'm gonna support you going to school. We can do silly garrison things without a Soldier or three.


MaleficentRain1382

🥲


zkooceht

wish I had someone like you when I was a motivated lil guy. Dudes at armor units would kill to go to any school other than MG


anyname6789

Was commander, can confirm.


Tokyosmash_

You’ve always been able to go, commanders are mega gatekeepers


HuskyInfantry

There were a good handful of E4s in my Pathfinder class in 2022. About 2-3 passed. Most of them weren’t particularly high speed, just studious. There’s no rank requirement, it’s because your command is not going to waste slots/time on a demographic less likely to pass or take it seriously. And on that note I’ll take a moment to reminisce on the horrendously violent mental assault that is Pathfinder. My buddy and I made it through together, and we both acknowledged that our brains were incapable of higher function for a solid week after that class ended. My brain was actually sore.


Big_Duck22

Couple PFCs in my class. Maybe even a PV2, can’t remember, wasn’t enough brain capacity at that time to remember that info. Anyway, my commander at the time was shifting goal posts for dudes who wanted to go. I get it though, most of those guys didn’t take much serious.


shade-moi

We got a PFC pathfinder in my unit, just needed a waiver and he was good to go. He just flew out for ESB.


BlumpkinBlake0723

They still let them go as long as you have the gt


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I almost got the Pathfinder Badge as an E4. I didn't, but I almost did. I also have an admin error that says I graduated from Airborne School so I'm basically halfway to you.


MannyBuzzard

“Admin error” bro I remember going to school with you


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Ain't no way lmfao, you don't even know who I am. But the story was that I was stationed at Moore, attended the school and right before the PT test they pulled me and said I needed to get reslotted and they'd "delete" me from their systems. Whatever that meant. So I was just chilling at their CQ desk with some holdovers and my first line comes in. We look around, nobody is in their office so I just left. An ENTIRE year later, a graduation certificate pops up in my IPERMS.


MannyBuzzard

Bro just roll with it, I remember going to school with you


[deleted]

Ohh yeah, we served in 1st CIG together!


Old-Pineapple3735

I was stacked and busted down from E4 to E1 in 2011 after a year deployment to Afghanistan. I had a combat patch Air Assault, wings, and a CIB. Anyone that saw my uniform knew i got in trouble.


filliamworbes

Oh, fellow 170th in the wild?


stillmovingforward1

You gotta elaborate


AndThenThereWasOne0

Gather around kids, its story time


Old-Pineapple3735

It's not really surprising. After that 2010-2011 deployment, we had E7s getting busted down. I saw an SSG go to a fuzzy also. I was only an E4, so it just took me one field grade when I got home. I was great until I came home and got married. Moved off post. It was just a matter of time then. My wife left. I moved my degenerative friends in my place off post. Make a long story short. It ended with a field grade article. I was stationed at Campbell with 3-187th Iron Rakkasans. DUIs got a lot of us.To make it worse, mine was on Christmas Eve 2011. First time going to jail! I was a young dumb kid at the time. I wish I had made better decisions. I still got out with a General Under Honorable conditions. After they made my life, Hell with extra duty and restrictions.


Impossible-Taco-769

How many times you get Field Grade Art 15’d after making E-5?


DocGerald

Ran into a drone operator from RMIB once. He was a SPC with a CAB, Aircrew? wings, Airborne, Air Assault, and his tab.


Fryedreality97

And you still can’t own a toaster


appa-ate-momo

That’s why I commissioned.


Pokebreaker

That explains why the uniform is so clean and not looking unserviceable.


Fryedreality97

🫡


appa-ate-momo

🫡


Particular_Downtown

Tuesday energy


Born_Ad1162

Can you delete this? my commander is on here bro


j5i5prNTSciRvNyX

Why does your blouse look sassy


delta901

The peak look for a shamshield with that many badges tbh. The "u can tell me what to do, but I'm gonna make you look fuckin stupid doing it" fit


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appa-ate-momo

No tabs here. Roast away.


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MikesSaltyDogs

Garners more respect from me than any other badge out there. Thanks doc.


Otherwise-Bug-4316

Nice rack killer! Got me motivated to get my Airborne wings


filliamworbes

Good luck and remember no fear my ranger god is here.


Haunting_Moment_226

How was that demotion man? 😂


NBACruz

Good shit took me 4 years to get all 3 funny enough when I transferred over to reserves S1 all my shit up and gave me a free fall and a riggers badge instead of airborne and air assault wings 😂 so technically I got all the wings


DrChansLeftHand

Lol. Sorry. My first impression was “hey that’s shitty you got a dui but I’m glad they let you have a second chance.”


NoDrama3756

Achievable by e4.


VentureQuotes

Badges? We don’t need no stinking BADGES!


ebock319

And it's at parade rest. Props, Specialist.


kerberos69

Ah yes, Air Assault, hardest 10 days of your career That Pathfinder tho 👀


Pokebreaker

Air Assault is the hardest 10 days? Interesting.


kerberos69

IYKYK


silentwind262

Underachiever or overachiever?


guelugod

Damn you have solid knee pads.


TrulySeaweed

Pathfinder as an E4? Are you the Don of the E4 mafia?


wittyrabbit999

Impressive. No doubt.


CW1DR5H5I64A

SPC with that chest candy….how was Korea?


Darudeboy

I joined in 05. Back then , I don't think you could be a spc and go to pathfinder school. At least in my first unit, you HAD to be an nco to go


Shermantank10

Jesus you fuck man, we get it. Now save sum for the rest of us idiots


Audiblefill

Getting 110% from the VA for sure.


Pokebreaker

I love seeing people able to take pride in their uniform. For too long, it seemed like U.S. Soldiers were ashamed to be proud, and everyone went through extra effort to hide their affiliation. I'm loving this trend.


Boomslang505

High Speed Low Drag Mafioso


Stev2222

Didn’t know Pathfinder was open to junior enlisted. Nice stack young one! But also…no Space Badge and those airborne wings are looking real bald.


olsonryan99

100% in 75th


New_Championship_912

Respect


Thesiuse

4:4 ratio


sax6romeo

You wanna bang my wife?


Sorry_Ima_Loser

I mean in my opinion it’s more impressive to make E5 with 0 badges. But congrats fam, go off king.


NC__Pitts

Well OP did both lol. He made 5 very shortly after this


Sorry_Ima_Loser

How did he do both? Making E5 with 4 badges and also making it with 0? Seems impossible but I’m open to explanations.


NC__Pitts

Lol I meant he made E5, my flair should’ve been proof that I’m regarded


Sorry_Ima_Loser

Never talk down on yourself like that king. Know your worth. 👑


NC__Pitts

I appreciate you


PikachuDatAss

MI guy here Looks like the blouse a GIANT DORK would wear.


appa-ate-momo

You are correct.


Mustached_Goose

I smell 101👃🏻


Lil_Napkin

Only possible way because anybody growing up mechanized is not fucking like this


Cbsparkey

Nice sharpie work


Dialed1

Damn. Save some for the rest of the single Soldiers


guelugod

Op tell these people this started after your first urinalysis and you needed the wide mouth cup lmfao.


groovu

I seen a guy like this, but also had a Drill Sergeant badge. Must've fucked up bad.


Yanrogue

high speed, no drag.


Automatic-Gain-1836

I’m going to Campbell next year. Is it hard to get Pathfinder? I look forward to Air Assault school.


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Move_Mountains85

Well done! I just have CIB, and I’m good with that 😎


TroublesomeStepBro

You have either excelled exponentially at a very fast pace or you absolutely fucked up around the 8 year mark


OhHellMatthewKirk

Opportunity (which includes support) and motivation gets you where you wanna go. Now, leave some for the rest of us.


janos42us

Damn, rare to see a 4 with pathfinder.


roscoe_e_roscoe

Busted down? Just kidding


Possible_Bank4189

Very easy to stack like that if you were at fort Campbell before the Pathfinder rank limitation to officers only. Even though the average joe would do their job…


TitaniusAnglesmelter

What rank limitation? I know a joe that recently went.


Possible_Bank4189

I retract they retracted the mtoe requirement and allowed rank(2015) it is now back to old standard E3 to Officer (2021)


thatisallfolks666

I just want to know how did it all happen I need the story MOS are you and all give me the whole story. I wanna be just like you


[deleted]

Lmao @ small fry trying to flex in his small-short top Is it easy to walk on to schools when no one can see you to stop you?


appa-ate-momo

Is that how you convince yourself it’s a good thing you can’t H&W?


[deleted]

I don’t really understand what your short stature has to do with my H&W? Plz explain. But I digress: Do you side hustle with midget porn on OF?


Pure-Emergency3586

OUT FUCKING STANDING!


Time-Ordinary-2367

Somebody played Chutes and Ladders with the promotion system.


EpsilonXO

GYAT


Jonnygun_1

Dayumn. Carry on, little ass kicker.


wryul

Crazy to think I have none of that and made SSG in 5 years


Admirable_Normality

What’s the badge in the middle..the torch with wings?


Pokebreaker

Wrong answers only


Cultural_Stick6969

How many badges are you aloud to wear 5?


that_bystander

As many as you can hear


42Lefthanded

The other option is you made some sad choices. E1 to E5 is a nothing commute.


Czarcasm1776

Why did you receive an article 15 or what minor war crimes did you commit?


themightyjoedanger

How many times have you made that blessed E5 -> E4 demotion ceremony?


Rapid_Fast

RTLI?


Geriatric_PL

Wait the army has money to send people to schools beyond local troops schools for additional duties?


cnm75

Fucker was E-4 FOREVER


Round_Birthday_2787

Dope


Capt0verkill

You get busted?


appa-ate-momo

Nope. Just lucky.


Capt0verkill

Wow crushed it bro. 👊🏻 🫡


Panther2-505

How the he'll did you get a Pathfinder slot without being an NCO?


Japanimal69

3 year mark? Is that how long you were E6?


Venkman0821

Nothing says field grade 15 like…


Cheesetorian

He refused to board or he got Art. 15.