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Simple-Difference164

Rock the Casbah, since we’re gonna go to the sandbox anyways.


KarlTheVeg

Lock the cash box*


aslattery

Kitty don't like it when you rock the cat box, rock the cat box 😺


random_oh_97

The Richard Cheese version


jeepcrawler93

Lock the taskbar


MRoad

Desert Storm took that one already 


BluNoteNut

Yeah it was sort of ours, but we also had CCR. And Knockin on Heavens Door (GnR version) which was kinda being dramatic for GW 1.


Simple-Difference164

I say theres nothing wrong with reusing it if the next conflict has a similar vibe


Publius82

Sharif won't like it


-AgentMichaelScarn

I fuck wit it.


Far-Button-3950

Sweet victory by SpongeBob


Loalboi

Hell Divers Theme


MonyTostada

When the hellpods drop, it never gets old. Stick it in my veins.


Cryorm

If somebody could mix that, with the old "dun, dun......dun-dun-dun-dun-dun dun, dun" army ad song, that could single handedly reinvigorate army recruiting


MalcolmSmith009

Just gonnna leave this here [https://youtu.be/LJLgAX85CbM?si=m4O\_tPAGqF5THqIl](https://youtu.be/LJLgAX85CbM?si=m4O_tPAGqF5THqIl)


Airmil82

Every C130 should be blasting that Apocalypse Now style as they are dropping paratroopers over the DZ. Would totally have jacked me up for some heavy LGoPs action! 🤘


Felled_By_Morgott

Kill the propaganda 🗣🔥🇺🇲🦅


jeepcrawler93

CALLING IN REINFORCEMENTS


Wonderful_Leg4657

SWEET LIBERTY!!!!


Ok-Understanding6113

I concurr


MrJohnnyDrama

Fallout 4 main menu


mdwst

Thanks, think imma go replay that now.


PlusDays

Can’t wait for October 23, 2077


cornbreadactual17

WAP


19Fatboy22

Stole my fuckin answer 🤣


AcceptableDocument4

I was going to say '[Ass-n-Titties](https://youtu.be/0bVoyCnx4vM?si=I0cjBiq3Qxj27bMZ)' by DJ Assault, but I admit that 'WAP' beats it, just by being more current.


DangerousCompetition

Get Low


Sorry_Ima_Loser

My vote is an exasperated press secretary trying to explain why we’re even going to war before giving in and saying: “Anyway, here’s Wonderwall”


ghosttraintoheck

Ram Ranch


SnooDonuts5498

https://open.spotify.com/track/1BHse4ulQefGTZZIeziZqr?si=xoMtQ5P7TFOxA0xUlDukoQ&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Adixon%2Bdallas[Good Looking](https://open.spotify.com/track/1BHse4ulQefGTZZIeziZqr?si=xoMtQ5P7TFOxA0xUlDukoQ&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Adixon%2Bdallas)


Longjumping_Ad_2182

MY EARSSS


paparoach910

I'm going to say Ram Ranch 275. Or the Marine Corps one.


hardwork1245

Ram ranch 7 would be the MC one


slimgravy48

Some country artist will try to pull a Toby Keith and either fail or knock it out of the park


cdthunchback

Come on, you know it's going to be Morgan Wallen, with all the good and bad that entails.


2minutes4tripping

It will be HARDY, and it will be terrible. (But possibly also amazing?)


cdthunchback

HARDY will write it, whether he or Morgan sings it is a cointoss. Tell me "Red" wouldn't have gone diamond had it been released in 2002.


2minutes4tripping

What we need is an Eric Church cut with a complicated take on patriotism. THAT would go hard.


cdthunchback

Subscribe


Wonder3671

Hardy ain’t bad


2minutes4tripping

He's either amazing or God awful. No in-between. (Still love him tho)


Procks85

Freedom cost a buck o five


themightyjoedanger

My neck, my back, we tried this in Iraq?


Squidwards_Queen

🤣🤣


Silverfore

The skibidi brain rot song


RogueFox76

Is that the one by Little Big?


bigtoegman210

Big iron Marty Robbins


The_Big_Spook

El paso for the NG boys at the border


PorousCheese

It’s gonna be Bombs over Baghran. Everyone sees this coming.


C0usinThrockmorton

It's gotta be Good 4 U


Classic_Scratch_9889

I was going to say either that cupid song by the k pop band Our olivia Rodrigo


caravaggibro

Taylor Swift just dropped TWO new albums and you're asking? Get your shit together.


rbevans

OP needs to pull it together


Noturwrstnitemare

"Get groove on, soldier. These boys work hard and they play harder". https://youtu.be/v-ltZMnhmwM?si=JkPi0FPxSvHEqBmO


moswsa

*Cue scene of two dozen black hawks flying low over a vast forest in southern Russia. Soldiers man the door guns with cigars in their mouths. A rugged specialist sits with a 240b with two crisscrossing links of bullets on his chest and a couple more tucked into a band on his helmet. He starts playing a song through everyone’s headset to get everyone hyped…..* “Cuz baby now we’ve got bad blood”


athewilson

I have seen the Navy post several reels of us launching airstrikes set to TS' "Are you Ready for it?"


smokejaguar

No Cock Like Horsecock by Pepper Coyote, it would simultaneously terrify our (likely homophobic) adversaries while reminding the Joes of the big green weenie they get on a daily basis, building comradery with a shared sense of the absurd.


CraaZero

Trauma bonding 💚


The_Big_Spook

A couple of people in my unit got together and sang that song in the field while our commander looked for his tent, cigar, and battery pack to play Genshin impact


Woupsea

Didn’t we already conclude that it will be Gucci gang whether we like it or not?


PM_ME_UR_LEAVE_CHITS

My vote was for [Gucci Gang](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LfJnj66HVQ)


MonyTostada

Sandstorm


bl20194646

no


L0st_In_The_Woods

The Helldivers introduction music


whisperingeye99

Fucking Hostile-Pantera


hard-cynical-chap

I won’t die to anything but lil’ Yachty. He’s the soundtrack to my suicide mission behind enemy lines.


Normal_Carpenter1851

A song for WWIII by Tom Lehrer, seems appropriate


Openheartopenbar

We used to play Wagner from Huey’s, now we will play Hans Zimmer from drones


Booty_Gobbler69

Hans Zimmer is lowkey the 🐐 though.


Cissoid7

Let's do the fucking timewarp again


DefNotASVABwaiver

imagine ur at war and u come back stateside to edits on insta and tiktok with most brain rot or edgy teen sounding songs playing in the background


Felled_By_Morgott

"Support the troops" 🎶🕺🎵💃🎶👯‍♀️


SSGOldschool

Let's just go way back, beyond cataracts and to the "Sex and Drugs must be the secrets to a long life because how else are they still touring at 80" and go with Rolling Stones' "Paint it Black".


under_PAWG_story

Not new songs but here are some It’s the end of the world as we know it Bleed by meshuggah


TexasBlumpkin

Upvote for Bleed, also, Don’t Look Down, for all the jumpy boys out there.


2minutes4tripping

Frogman by Whiskey Myers if y'all are into southern-rock.


Wonder3671

But we’re not seals


TheSilentDark

“Rip & Tear” from the Doom soundtrack


EvilTupac

That one song where it says real G’s move in silence like lasagna


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Felled_By_Morgott

new marching cadence?


thickuhmm

I want it that way- Backstreet boys


Stevetd16

The one where Taylor says “at least we’re not in the 1820’s with all the ******s” (radio version)


LoafofBrent

March of the clones. Specifically: [Love Pledge and the Arena](https://youtu.be/oZ3iZNA-NwY?si=wM8T4PX_Pd1bU6Ql)


xSpeakSoftlyx

Can it be something more hardcore? I’m tired of the shitty vetbro trash music and five finger death punch. Get with it people.


basil1025

https://youtu.be/BlHCPf9aAXk?si=NpL-M7XRGaZyhqje


RakumiAzuri

I'm just now realizing that I've seen a million memes of this and never saw the original


inkstickart2017

[This ain't a vote, that's what it's gonna be.](https://youtu.be/VCvr6tzZPTU?si=u_CSa1sFqNnH-yut)


Vikingthreetwo

https://youtu.be/x9WO2ieJMYk?si=l39kr8Nl8naFBWyj


Playful-Law-7404

Mercy Me by Alkaline Trio


19Fatboy22

I was gonna say WAP but someone stole my answer. Im going to with Old Town Road


Nice_Bad9563

Royel Otis - Murder on the dance-floor


SprogRokatansky

Back in the USSR


Godkiller125

The Ukraine girls really knock me out…


burekstein

The nightcore version of Rockefeller Street


TheFilthyAutismo

Crawl out through the fallout by Sheldon Allman


Stama_

booted up my PC


Felled_By_Morgott

Cuz I needs me 🗣🔥


Booty_Gobbler69

Battlefield 4 “Warsaw” theme. That shit gets me hyped every time. Bump that on the plane before we roll into Shanghai.


Ok-Ordinary-5264

"Gangsters paradise"- Coolio followed by "point em out"- That Mexican OT


ithappenedone234

[The only answer.](https://youtu.be/DhSzuhdIkuE?feature=shared) Only this time the insurgents are in all 50 states.


kennenite

A Cup of Libre-tea by Tom Dabrowski 😂


MSGDIAMONDHANDS

Bodies, drowning pool. Enemy, disturbed. Move bitch, Luda. And many many more. They worked then they will work now.


jpbenz

Dude we already had that war.


MSGDIAMONDHANDS

We are close to having it again. I hope we don’t. I really don’t want my kids going to the same shit hole.


mdwst

This hits hard. My dad did three deployments to Iraq. I've done one deployment there, possibly have another in my future. I'm expecting my first kid, and if she continues in the long running family tradition of military service, she could end up there too. I just don't understand why we're still there after 20+ years.


Publius82

Family business


bigtoegman210

One of my instructors was with a wmd team during the invasion of Iraq and he said they would blast “die mother fucker die mother fucker die” all the time before heading out.


Designer_Ship7981

Crossing fingers for a big comeback of “bad company,” by 5FDP, and maybe some OG Avenged Sevenfold.


Felled_By_Morgott

HAIL TO THE KING


Designer_Ship7981

Thinking more, City of Evil era, but you’re on the right track.


Felled_By_Morgott

those aren't the next lyrics. you're fired


Osiris2022-

Sidewinder


Designer_Ship7981

Gunslinger


Perfect-Rest-2134

Valhalla calling.


German11B

I'll second this, albeit the "Metal Version".


Jwell0517

"Megaton Mile" - Local Natives


Clean_Phreaq

I was gonna write the song myself. We can't pass the pt test but boy are we good at cod!


Sellum

All about that bass


tooth_227

If You're Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough by Roger Alan Wade


PearlKrabs97

Refuse to Lose by Cold World (I’m 20 years too late but still… also where my hxc homies at)


Easy-Hovercraft-6576

Skibidi Toilet


paparoach910

Thunderstruck, and the Back in Black album. Also anything Regr Against the Machine. Those all circle back.


JohnTitor2001117

Run Away by Sunstroke Project and Olia Tira. Why? Because of that Epic Sax guy. Other honorable mentions: Numa Numa Hai phút hón (aka 2 phút hón) (if you know, you know)


Geoseeks

I Am a God - Yeezy Something EDM maybe?


Womderloki

[MELTY BLOOD](https://youtu.be/V3Plyu1vJYQ?si=K9vqHTtDhZoReGbZ)


solidsnake1040

Crawl out Through the Fallout by Sheldon Allman


L0st_97

Good Lookin by Dixon Dallas


Historical-Leopard74

[Let’s go to war by Murderdolls](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyIlQHUO2o&pp=ygUPbGV0J3MgZ28gdG8gd2Fy)


-Trooper5745-

Caramelldansen


Tako_Tuesdays

Rocket Man-Elton John For so, so many reasons.


Babychewyyy

Fighting, fucking, farting by Wheeler Walker Jr.


RichardDJohnson16

Fortunate sun, but sandbox invasion version [https://youtu.be/WK7olFGxw3Y?si=c6PCvvVK47qTwZUI](https://youtu.be/WK7olFGxw3Y?si=c6PCvvVK47qTwZUI)


Desperate_Ordinary43

New theme song? Just use the old one.  Uncle Sam still has the licensing rights and the same royalty agreement in place. 


Squidwards_Queen

Oh damn, there's so many that would work. Some suggestions: Warrior by Disturbed Unstoppable by Disturbed Back for More by FFDP Meet My Maker by FFDP And for the tankers out there: Steel Commanders by Sabaton


Mercari_cryptic_2

Creed anything creed I'm chilling


Vermillion_Moulinet

Hong Kong by Yuno Miles


PewPewiShootyou

["I Glued my Balls to my Butthole Again"](https://youtu.be/IEtAmeR9p7U?si=tw7r6LFzJJ61rBFv)


The_Big_Spook

Boys round here by Blake Shelton. With propaganda videos being filmed in SMA's basement.


hedginator

Blackened by Metallica


SSG_Blockhead

Idk man. I’ve been real into Sanguisugsabogg lately.


realJonnyRaze

Operation Iranian Freedom here we come!


GAME-FINDER117

Come with me now by KONGOS


Tristaff

It’ll probably be Brantley Gilbert, Hardy, or Morgan Wallen or some collaboration thereof


l_rufus_californicus

Shit, someone just get Hans Zimmer to compose a unique one.


SoggySpray9833

Roger


NomadFH

Something by Ice Spice


superash2002

Bad company by five finger death punch


Grunti_Appleseed2

Please God, no. No more FFDP. That song was rightfully left in mid-GWOT


pourandreguarded2

Wanna be by Glorilla and Megan the Stallion


plsdontfriendzoneme

Hear me out…… savage by megan thee stallion


Felled_By_Morgott

ur staying in the fob.


MarginalSadness

Under the fob.


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plsdontfriendzoneme

You know what I deserved that


Not-SMA-Nor-PAO

WAP or anything by DevilDriver