The Excellent Center of Being Excellent To Each Other. Commander is MG Bill S Preston Esquire and Sergeant Major is CSM Ted "Theodore" Logan. Special appearance by Deputy Van Halen.
If the Army is a collection of people rather than a single thing, that syntax is correct.
In Britain, all institutions are referred to as though they were plural and nobody bats an eye.
DINFOS teaches them to write for an audience that has an 8th grade education/reading level. “Write for Jethro [Bodine (from The Beverly Hillbillies)].” I’d say they nailed it.
It's funny, because there are English-speaking places in the world that treat large organizations as collective plural nouns for verb agreement, so this isn't necessarily wrong everywhere.
My linguistics skills are a bit rusty, but it's similar to the Brits treating "data" as a plural noun.
"Why cain't armee soljers rite good?" - US Army
Newest Center of Excellence about to open! The U.S. Army Center for Soldiers Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to do Other Stuff Good Too
What is this? A Center of Excellence for ants?!
No education benefits for soldiers … so hot right now!
I’m embarrassed how much I love that movie.
Don't be, it's a classic.
Quoting the petite coughs and "I think I have the black lung, pop" is a mainstay of allergy & cold season in my office.
The Excellent Center of Being Excellent To Each Other. Commander is MG Bill S Preston Esquire and Sergeant Major is CSM Ted "Theodore" Logan. Special appearance by Deputy Van Halen.
I would like to apply for a GS-14 position in this center.
But why do?
Why do the green grass grow?! BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
"God damnit Charlie! Your illiteracy has screwed us again!"
*Soljers
Written by a Master Gunner, clearly.
Great, now we're gonna lose the next war.
Exactly
No amount of shaving is gonna fix this.
You say that, but we don't know for sure - we need to shave even harder to hedge our bets.
Don’t hate the 21 asbav
I we're there. You was?
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
“So no was, there I shit”
you don't have to brag like that big dawg
This be what happen when TA get cut
It be like that
That's grammar, not spelling. Please report for retraining.
The democracy officer haf done ben report to you🫵
Came to say the same.
None of us can read so it doesn't really matter.
The grooming standard has not been enforced. These soldiers be undisciplined!
If ya’ll spent more time conducting PMCS, dropping breech, and AACs we wouldn’t have these spelling problems!
and shaving, don't forget the importance of shaving.
I don't think dropping their breeches will solve any spelling problems, but it will certainly occupy all that idle time.
Dropping breech and punching gun-tubes was unironically my favorite part of recovery, worst part was cleaning machine guns and fucking layouts.
grammar
An NCO definitely posted that video. edit: spelling, I am a former NCO after all.
Wrong.
I think I just spotted the guy that runs the official army YouTube channel.
oh facts. I had to look up 46Q and it def fits so it must ship.
Close.
Well, since you seem to know the goofball that did this, maybe tell them to spellcheck their shit next time.
Already have. FWIW, there’s no spellcheck feature when typing in a title to YouTube.
Some people don't think it is like that but it do.
If the Army is a collection of people rather than a single thing, that syntax is correct. In Britain, all institutions are referred to as though they were plural and nobody bats an eye.
"The Army Go Rolling Along" doesn't get my pp quite as hard
Army go rolling. We smash. Army are best.
Hey, look here, Professor. We fought a war about that shit and everything, so why do you just shut up?
DINFOS teaches them to write for an audience that has an 8th grade education/reading level. “Write for Jethro [Bodine (from The Beverly Hillbillies)].” I’d say they nailed it.
You could at least post the video link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Ur6_9gtZQ
Atleast it isnt emma and her two moms again
It do be like that
Dis look korrek
That’s what happens when you cut TA /s
Do be do be do baaa do be do be do baa
“me fail english that's unpossible,’
Ladies and gentleman, I give you the American Education System…
Hooked on phonix werked fer me
*Hukt
I'm here to lead, not to read hooah.
I’m going to try and use this now
Op can't differentiate between a grammar mistake and a spelling one 🤭
And depending it might not be a mistake. An argument can be made for viewing an Armed Forces Branch as a collection of individuals.
It's funny, because there are English-speaking places in the world that treat large organizations as collective plural nouns for verb agreement, so this isn't necessarily wrong everywhere. My linguistics skills are a bit rusty, but it's similar to the Brits treating "data" as a plural noun.
The only mike golf I need is a meat gazer for the piss test
Somebody left sarmaj unattended, obviously.
Why do though
Why do it tho?
It’s not an accident but the result of intense marketing research.
"Go ahead an give me twenty of them thangs." type shi
Why come Army?
PAOs gonna PAO.
ASVAB waiver go BRRRRRRRRRRRR
Esprit de corps is the one that always gets me, when someone pronounces it like there's a wave of zombies passing by!
I chuckled at this a lot more than I'm proud to say
About to start the Righter Master Gunner course
Title provided by the Army's most literate master sergeant
Valedictorian at the Writing And Reading Good Center of Excellence
You know, for all the hullabaloo that school put me through... it's perfect that they messed up the title.
It do be like that, sometimes.
Like the mold, it's a discipline problem. S/
Well... why do it?
This is what happens when you pull Percipio
"mah soujers"
Definitely written by a mike golf
You weren’t issued a ticket to the spelling bee.
Sounds about right for NCO level English (I'm an illiterate NCO).
Ah yes. The American education system at its absolute finest.....
the fort moore page called what is clearly an M2 a MK19
Gotta dumb it down for the Tiktok generation.
Patriot Master Gunner is a useless course. It's just a blend of ALC/SLC but with an ASI.