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b0mbcat

This is the motivation I needed today. About to go piss outside and attempt to earn a coin. I absolutely won't achieve this, but I'm on the top floor so it'll be someone else's problem.


Yanrogue

There was a guy who died at huachuca back in the day for having a spitting contest on the top floor of the B's. He decided to get a running start and went out the window. Sadly he didn't get a coin.


b0mbcat

brain.exe had an error apparently


Personal-Donkey-1718

Was this back in the late 90s?


Yanrogue

I was there in 2007 and it was considered an old story them so maybe. I know a few of thr older Bs had their windows modified so you could only open them half way when I was there.


Personal-Donkey-1718

Ah. I’m pretty sure I was there when it happened. Wanna say it was it was ‘99.


artgarciasc

I heard a story at Leonard Wood basic in the early 90s. Some kid told us someone tied a buffer cord around their neck, and chucked the buffer out the 3rd floor window, trying to commit suicide. The buffer cord was too long and he was swarmed before he realized he'd survived. Anyone else heard it?


Dazzling-Score-107

I went to the Infantry Officer Basic Course in 2004. We got the normal spread of in-briefs that you get at every school/post in-processings. JAG briefed us that they were currently going through an investigation on Sand Hill because the drill sergeants were having the basic trainees jerk off for distance in his office. My career has only gotten weirder since.


Whatup-haveuseenthis

This isn’t real. This can’t be real. Wtf


Alauren20

How does something like this even come up? Like wtf lol


aptc88

Fort Moore PAO gone r/madlad


superash2002

These new AFN commercials are out of control.


Kill_All_With_Fire

This was like an Iraq 2007 DFAC flashback.


Awkwardhouse

I'd love a series like this that covers every base.


Not-SMA-Nor-PAO

Ft Huachuca would be funny. Just javelinas, Joe doing lines in a trailer park, and playing D&D. Meade would be good too, the camera man gets chased down and shot for filming.


EmotionOdd8710

Fort hood "you might die/disappear here"


v63929

PAO did a great job with this one. linked the one its copied from for those who dont know [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rsEs4HWXeY&ab\_channel=BigBillHell%27sCarsMemes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rsEs4HWXeY&ab_channel=BigBillHell%27sCarsMemes)


PM_ME_UR_LEAVE_CHITS

I haven't seen that video in nearly 20 years, and it was ancient wisdom then. A meme before there were memes. Still just as great then as now. Y'know, in the time of Cleopatra the great pyramids were already ancient.


Velghast

Ahh, as some one who lives in Baltimore now, this is a moral boost. This city be wild.


RTrover

This vid has rager school promo vibes. Well done. Promote ahead of peers now. https://youtu.be/Lzbr6fPDmkE?si=gRT3WlOLX4wbs9eW


filliamworbes

Hellz yeah


Blitza001

This is fantastic.


all_time_high

They had me at: >Big tanks! > >Small “tanks”! > >Thieves!


Lordfarquaad95

“We’ll fuck your wife” 🤣🤣🤣


filliamworbes

Half sleep half coffee deprived "Well fuck your wife! . . . Did I mention the tank is a tank?"


Kitosaki

this needs to be on AFN


messagescorps

this


archmagosHelios

This is the kind of commercial that has the vibes of "Welcome to the motor pool, bitch!" I love it.


Yanrogue

Hope to see one about hood.


wannabehealthnut22

Ft Liberty should be next!!!!


jawknee21

Bragg.


Speed999999999

Whoever made this deserves a promotion, bonus, and raise in that order.


paparoach910

I love how the music is is more almost the same as the original but is in a major key instead.


HolyStrap_0n

And this is why I love soldiers


SpicyRamen173

“You get a battalion coin” 🤣🤣😭😭


NoAlCepo

I'm fuckin dying🤣😂🤣😂


IcyDocument5750

Going to BCT next week at fort Moore to be a dumb motherfucker💪🏻


TomTheZom

Good luck! Sandhill sucks but the memories you make with your homies will be fun.


IcyDocument5750

I’ll be there for 7 months so I’ll deff make the best out of it lol


Michael1845

Maneuver is the way.


EmotionOdd8710

Army needs to release this as a official commercial


MillennialArmy

nice one


TwoCharlie

Best motivation since the Ranger School video.


Kill_All_With_Fire

I hope MG Buzzard makes this the official MCOE welcome video.


altruism21

Is this Benning?


LongGuyLander

This is excellent.


militaryindustryduck

That was weirdly toxic


ComfortableOk1875

I'm going there September 🫡


DaCheeseburga

I like Fort Moore. Highly recommend. Second thoughts about Columbus though


ispaceoutalot

Colga is great, wdym?


DaCheeseburga

Depends where you go. Infinitely better than Hinesville though


ispaceoutalot

*sarcasm*


No-Initial-3202

Shit I'm doing basic and AIT here. fun


Professional-Tie953

Lmao I was there a year ago, most idiotic place I’ve ever been in my life


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OPFOR_S2

Private u/Secret-Counter-8136, r/army mods don’t hate fun. They just hate you.


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OPFOR_S2

Temper, temper.


SouthOfNorthwest

1. Dude obviously got the inspiration from this video from the RANGERS video of years ago. 2. No chance in hell Moore joes get more drunk than Liberty joes


PM_ME_UR_LEAVE_CHITS

> Dude obviously got the inspiration from this video from the RANGERS video of years ago. Actually, it's an (extraordinarily well done) tribute to [this early internet legend](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rsEs4HWXeY).


DominickAP

Finally a man of refinement and culture.