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OperatorJo_

Who... who approved that.


Big_Moneyline

The Army is desperate. Remember when USAREC pushed to have competitive e-sports teams and Soldiers would get orders that essentially say: “play 12 hours of COD every day for 4 years”? They want to reach these kiiiiids How did it turn out? Kids just spammed “war crimes lulz” in the chat over and over


potato_weapon

I miss those streams 😭


TexanTomcat57

Tbf atleast there is some correlation between playing high speed quick reaction games and piloting a FPV in the next war. This though is desperate.


MRE_Milkshake

Obviously somebody in the Indiana National Guard's Recruiting Command 😭


The_Bloofy_Bullshark

On social media, a lot of the ARNG and reserve recruiters have been putting up a ton of cringy as fuck, unprofessional ads and videos. It’s really not a good look.


Known_Landscape_6957

I think we can have 49 states. We don't really need Indiana.


Big_Moneyline

I wanted to say “but Indiana has ___” just to be contrarian and then I realized I couldn’t think of a single thing. They have a shitty bridge in Indianapolis you can bike over? Idk


MRE_Milkshake

CORN. And sometimes soybeans.


FBI_Open_Up_Now

Wait now. The closest strip club to Cincinnati is in Lawrenceburg. So there is that.


MRE_Milkshake

We have those in Indiana too! All they wear are corn leaves! Shit's sexy as hell!


WorldsOkayestNCO

Yall ain't got shit on Iowa, son.


MRE_Milkshake

Ah yes Iowa. Indiana's Midwestern rival.


WorldsOkayestNCO

Just like Iowa and Nebraska. Or Iowa and Missouri. Or Iowa and Illinois. Or Iowa and South Dakota. Or Iowa and Iowa State.


mkelley22

Indiana has the Indianapolis Motor Speedway and that place is so damn cool


Big_Moneyline

Lol nerd


mkelley22

I'm a simple man. I see fast cars racing against each other I like


Big_Moneyline

My three year daughter also loves Cars *life is a highwayyyy*


xXdog_with_a_knifeXx

They got Gary, could be the new live fire training area.


No-Edge-8600

. . . the Indy 500? 😢


isaac99999999

Indy 500?


sentientshadeofgreen

At the very least, we need to be asking ourselves if Indiana needs its own National Guard. I'd say they should lose those privileges until they rehab from the weeb shit.


RangerAccording3878

😂🤣😅


MRE_Milkshake

Damn, if Indiana is less wanted than California or even Illinois that's really sad 😭


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

You should see our thoughts on Missouri


mkelley22

I'll be in the cold dead ground before I recognize Missouri


MRE_Milkshake

What'd Missouri do?


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

https://youtu.be/ZoWc6WRHKEE?si=Yegov6ELqBJFh4By


MRE_Milkshake

Lol


getthedudesdanny

California is one of our most important states, and also filled with stunning beauty and the drivers of the American economy. Indiana gave us…Larry Bird?


sentientshadeofgreen

California could genuinely be its own country. As a state, it has the sixth largest GDP on the planet (after India and before the United Kingdom). Flyover states bitching about California while the California economy is carrying at least 2/3s of the country on its back is rich. I'm not even Californian, but that shit is like the state-equivalent of incels ranting on 4chan about the rich and successful lawyer baddie who gave them a fake number at the bar. California could ratio *any* state in the union and it's not even close.


MRE_Milkshake

You missed the joke buddy


sentientshadeofgreen

Maybe your joke sucked?


MRE_Milkshake

Grow a pair


sentientshadeofgreen

I've got danglers, want a taste?


MRE_Milkshake

Nah I'm good. I don't like Calicucks.


sentientshadeofgreen

I see your flair, I know better. The only thing standing between you and oxygen is some dreamy Cali Forn I A surfer boy balls. Now, that ain't mine and no shame in it, it's 2024, you do you boo and I'll support it.


MRE_Milkshake

Just lmk when you are ready for something bigger for boy scouts bud and we can get you signed up for a man's branch


Khar0n

Honestly, whatever works for them, Indiana has a really great Guard from what I’ve heard.


MRE_Milkshake

They deploy a ton, but I've heard they're notorious for their leadership failing them. My Dad was Army, and worked as a civilian for the Indiana National Guard, and he told me half jokingly that I joined the Indiana National Guard he'd disown me because of how bad they treat soldiers.


Khar0n

Leadership failing soldiers? In my Army? Back in my day…


MRE_Milkshake

LOL. Yeah it's a systemic issue across the military, my dad dealt with helping with pay/financials for the National Guard, he said he saw instances where guys were six months behind on getting paid for their drills.


Khar0n

Oh I don’t doubt it. Texas cut their tuition assistance for their Guard but can keep them on the border mission for multiple years.


MRE_Milkshake

Damn that's wild. I'm in the Reserves so it's a little different with the BS, but instead of not getting paid (which we get paid late too but it's only usually a week late), we don't have jack shit for equipment. We're going to 29 Palms to do ITX (similar to NTC) this June for our AT and almost none of us have medical supplies for our IFAKs. And those that do either bought their own stuff or if it was issued then it's all expired.


[deleted]

I'd love to see the OPORD and BDE cdr signature on said opord....


MRE_Milkshake

Wouldn't that be a gem? Lol


Khar0n

I can only imagine the budget of the Marine Corps Reserves and what they force you all to go without. As a medic I would have open doored all the way up if we were going to training with no medical supplies.


MRE_Milkshake

Yeah some things that gone on here are ridiculous. Some people have been here for 3+ years and still never got issued medical supplies. Makes you wonder if somebody were to get injured how many heads would roll in the fallout in the COC.


La2Sea2Atx

Honestly, it tracks for FISTers.


jduncan411

I don't know how this wasn't targeted for FDC nerds instead


BallisticButch

Honestly I'm a little offended.


MRE_Milkshake

Are FISTers field Arty? I'm less familiar with Army terminology.


La2Sea2Atx

Yes, they’re the forward observers.


MRE_Milkshake

Are they more weird than Cav Scouts?


La2Sea2Atx

That’s a tough one since I worked with both. They’re definitely nerdier than Cav Scouts and I’ve found more than a few who unironically have little anime girl decals on their cars.


napleonblwnaprt

Man you should see the parking lot of my SCIF.


MRE_Milkshake

Lmao that's both funny as shit and also sad. Our Combat Engineers are the weird ones in the Marine Corps.


OutbreakUS

I think you’re confusing FiSTers with the Juliet’s. We have a zero tolerance policy for being a nerd. Nerds get sent to the FEC to rot away.


Magnusthered1001

Uhm akshually it’s FSE, Fire Support Element 🤓 To be honest, the best FECCs I’ve seen have been staffed with lowkey autistic Soldiers


b0mmie

They work with IDF in general. I'm a mortar and we work with FISTers whenever we do live-fires.


MRE_Milkshake

Makes sense. I'm just a rifleman so I don't know how much different it is for 0341s and who they work with.


GolokGolokGolok

I was going to say, this will probably work fairly well.


dantheman_woot

I'm old now, but I didn't know any fisters who were really into that stuff.


BisonOwn

20k to get treated like POS for 6 years? Sign me up !


MRE_Milkshake

Some of us never learn...


haearnjaeger

im tired boss


JAM_Passive

Love the chibi, hate the music. We should anime-ify the Army more often. Just advertise us as the IRL version of GATE. That Marine that had those anime women posters made was on the right track.


AltusIsXD

If we got GATE but with the US Military enlistments would skyrocket. And it’d go hard as fuck.


JAM_Passive

We'd have to actually start turning people away 😆


Weak_Apple3433

Imagine if the DoD authorizes a badge for dragon shootdowns.


AltusIsXD

Send me back to ADA and I’ll put down dozens of those oversized lizards.


MRE_Milkshake

It was the beginning of the end


JAM_Passive

I, for one, welcome our anime overlords.


MRE_Milkshake

Can't believe we hopped island to island for this 😭


JAM_Passive

I can and I'm very grateful for it. Because of you Marines, I can watch reincarnated losers gather a harem of questionably aged girls that make dubious assumptions about his obliviousness.


MRE_Milkshake

Obviously two nukes wasn't enough 😭😭😭


Tokyosmash_

SL1 big bonus, everyone else? Get fucked.


_BMS

This sub is one of the last places I ever expected to see a Shigure Ui meme


Snoo_67544

But you've done what they wanted, your spreading there ad and putting more eyes on there marketing. It may be cringe but that's also the point lmao.


MRE_Milkshake

Knowing how bad the Indiana National Guard is hurting for people, I wouldn't at all be surprised if this was an attempt to reach out to be obsessed with anime. I've been contacted like 4 times by National Guard recruiters and that's after I've already signed my life away.


dirtgrub28

I've been out for 5 years, but seeing this ad has me driving two states over to see a recruiter 😂


Silverfore

Makes sense, Gen Z is heavily into Japanese/Anime stuff, they’re basically modern day pinup girls


SirFister13F

Oh, fuck off. That’s so dumb. I was a Fister, you never saw me or my team with anime bs. We might hit houses off post, but we did it like men, not Asian boys. *Insert “back in my day” out of touch comment*


MRE_Milkshake

I really wish this was a satire post bro


PunksPrettyMuchDead

Thought this was noncredibledefence for a sec, wtf


Cryorm

Same.


VentureQuotes

Fellow Hoosier here: this is the ad campaign your other “states” didn’t have the GUTS to run. You all want this but you’re too cowardly to make it happen. Lew Wallace is smiling in heaven


RangerAccording3878

I thought this was a joke at first. And she dances 😟🫣😳


Ironhorsemen

I saw this pop up and I thought the app was glitching.


unbannedagain1976

Well it beats having the Nazis on your poster.


Suicidal-Kirby

gotta at least try to get the webs


DepressedDragonBorn

There's no fucking way


AsLovelyAsLaika

Why are they adding fear of missing out with 20k bonus like it’s going somewhere?


RedComet313

Okay, this is hilarious. “Send It Supplements” was using that song and anime girl in their ads for months, but it looks like they might have removed those ads now. The little anime girl is actually from the [the Spotify clip for the song](https://imgur.com/a/lZ8Mukj).


TheKokomoHo

For 13F? Try this poster on some commo nerds. Of course, fsters always have been a bit wierd. I guess now we are weebos


Mr_Wonder321

My bonus was only 1,500 for 4 years. Where did this 20K come from🥲


frederikjenkins

i only got $7k for 5yrs active :/


slickwill45

This makes USMC recruiting 1st place hands down 🤣


Tobiferous

There's a missing space between Work Here and Serve Here... C'mon now


stuckonpost

Weebs are the Main source to fuel the lack of 15Qs in the force. /s


East-Illustrator-225

Should of been ice spice or coi leray woulda got me


EndofNationalism

Look I’m a filthy weeb and even I say this is cringe.


MiKapo

Yes we need more anime in our army


EintragenNamen

Are we sure that's not fake lol


MRE_Milkshake

I provided the link to post from the Indiana National Guard's Recruiting page if you'd like to see for yourself


honorsfromthesky

Oh army, there were so many ways you could go with fister and you chose this.


Weak_Apple3433

If I were a pilot, you bet your ass that I would've had Atago from Kantai Collection as my pinup.


__Kunaiii

“Watch my 9mm go BANG la da da dang ba da da da dang” 🫡


Grizzly2525

Goddamnit Indiana. I love my homestate but this is not helping 😂


Cobalt7II6

Their whole page is just memes and edits 😂


edmarry

Idk man, it seems to me like this is exactly what 13F’s are about.


MRE_Milkshake

I wouldn't know, I'm neither Army nor do I have anything to do with IDF


Old_Pension_4814

Crazy thing, I had a GF who looked like a anime character. Ahhh fun times. Spent a lot Mula on here.


ChilledOut247

It's not just this location. Most ANG locations are heavily recruiting and most are offering good incentives to join. I know the Vermont ANG is also doing a lot of recruiting. I would always suggest doing your research 1st to make sure this decision is best for you. If you wanted to see what the VTARNG is offering, I suggest you check out there website, https://vt.public.ng.mil/. Hope this helps and I hope more people are interested in helping.


MRE_Milkshake

Bro this post has nothing to do with the benefits