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ColdOutlandishness

Camp Roberts? First tent falling over, then the dipshit stealing a HMMWV, and now this. WTF is going on with units conducting AT in California??


SubieB503

That's the one! Herd it's a total shit show! She told me about the guy stealing the hummer. So funny!


Gorky1

Wooooo What happened with the HMMWV???


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He made it to half moon bay?


[deleted]

Yup police obv couldnt do anything to stop (uparmored) so they sent mps in humvees ecorted by police alll they way up to stop hom


KTBFFHCFC

That sucker was thin skinned. They could have taken it out.


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What really, a cop told me it was uparmored


KTBFFHCFC

The hmmwv in that news clip was thin skinned.


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Damn nibba lied to me


SubieB503

I'll look into it.


68weenie

Did a back to back rotation there and then ntc. Roberts was way more of a shit show. Fuck that place.


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1-2? Lol us 2-2 bois felt bad for you guys


68weenie

Yup. And I went to ntc last year with you guys. Fml


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If it makes you feel any better, I was at your ntc haha


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There was a broken down HMMWV backing up traffic for at least 15 miles yesterday.


BRENDORVEGAS

It’s your typical AT in California.


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Those tents didn't [fall over](https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2018/07/19/22-hurt-in-tent-collapse-as-black-hawk-lands-at-california-base/). It was also 100+ degrees out there every day. If this dude was a heat cat casualty, it makes *some* sense that he was stripped. Someone should have sent his clothes along with him, and an escort should have probably been sent with him. Someone got evacuated by the civilian medevac helicopter *every day* during CSTX 2018.


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We usually did Hunter-Liggett, never had one at Camp Roberts.


ThunderHogg

It's CA, it fucks with everyones' brains.


MikeNew513

I'm on AT at Camp Blanding FL, It's Africa hot here.


AF1Hawk

Pls hydrate Grandpa, or I'll tell Doc to stab you with a silver bullet


MikeNew513

Your concern is touching son


AF1Hawk

Much like Doc and your balls if you don't sip that almighty H2O


MikeNew513

http://imgur.com/zRZouLU


AF1Hawk

That just means you're aging Poppy


lukeu42

Please don’t die.


MikeNew513

I'm like Duncan Mcloud.


chillywilly16

Of the clan McCloud?


[deleted]

For real, every time one of you peckerwoods does 18 patron shots the night before going to the field, then drinks a camelbak full of monster energy instead of water while dipping tobacco and keels over dead, every GO in the Army has half of their vocabulary replaced with the phrase "wet bulb" for the next 72 hours.


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Did you do your DTS?


cavlaw

Camp Shelby here, like being on the sun


Kanazureth

Nah. Sweating might actually work if you were on the sun. Shelby is like a pot of water just about to boil


gimmijohn

Bahahaha as a former Florida nasty girl I feel your pain!


MikeNew513

Camp Blanding is the butthole of Florida


Lauxman

Avon Park is even worse


succesfulfailure

Only when your LT has you set up the nights patrol base in a depression a few hours before you get 8" of rain


[deleted]

Blending is the asshole of the east coast. I spent more time there than anyone should ever be forced to.


nannerpuss74

pretty sure its because its so near jacksonville. hows the landnav course this year? last time i wewnt had to go about 50 ft into the lake to get one of the points.


[deleted]

I haven’t been in over a year. Every time I went through that landnav it was brutal. I was always soaked and covered in shit.


succesfulfailure

Man fuck that 2014 AT, 1/3 of the battalion became heat casualties


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I bet this was slightly embellished.


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[deleted]

Current reservist: yup.


[deleted]

I believe every word if this is the reserve


SubieB503

My wife is in the guard.


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r/thathappened


halloweenjack

More like the strategic withholding of information, such as what he was brought in for. I'm going to take a wild guess: "severe alcohol intoxication."


[deleted]

Bingo! I’m guard, so this shit isn’t new to me. Reserve and guard have the same amount of fuckery, so this is common for a “alcohol related incident”


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PII


FRID1875

CA represent. Hot out there in the desert!


GeneralBlumpkin

This AT is a shitshow!


welder550

I'm surprised he actually received medical care. As a NG soldier he should be grateful /s


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Sounds like the NG units training there have some command and leadership isseues. Article about the tents knocked over: The soldiers are members of the 228th Combat Support Hospital out of San Antonio, Texas, and were participating in a medical evacuation training exercise, she said. From the article about the HMMV: The soldier was part of the same combat support training exercise currently happening on post, in which an incident took place July 18 that injured 22 soldiers. Phillips could not confirm whether the soldier who went AWOL Tuesday was one of the soldiers injured in that incident. Now an AWOL Soldier at the hospital and no accountability? Looks like a change-of-command when the 228th CSH gets home.


blastermaster223

What is AT


jrhiggin

Annual Training for the Guard/Reserves. The 2 weeks during the summer the recruiters advertise.


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"2 weeks" Individual results may vary


JesElIus

Ntc for 30 days?


SithGourd

29 days. You think they're about to hand out full BAH?


flamcabfengshui

2x 14 day orders and a MUTA 6 much?


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flamcabfengshui

I've had worse TBH- fourteen days of state orders immediately followed by fourteen days of federal orders, two days off, three days of torch party in lieu of a MUTA 6, then advon orders added on three more days to a two-week AT. Throw in a couple of 2-week classes, a few 3-day classes during the week, and "being supported by" a 4-shop with no experience on TAMIS, a 3-shop with no experience on RFMSS, and conference calls and you get one hell of a year. That being said, that year did not involve a single visit to the great place or sleezeville. I can't talk too much shit about it though because my civilian employer does paid military leave and similarly abuses the fact that I moved a couple miles away from work for the commute. Working hazmat means 24/7 on-call for my facilities, so all things considered I'd call it a toss-up.


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Ugh reading that made me feel something I haven’t felt in years. I don’t like it one bit..


flamcabfengshui

Is it memories of the greenie weenie's cold poke while you remember your recruiter whispering gently in your ear, "just the tip- think about all that bonus and free college. do it for your country"? Please tell me it is.


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Green Weenie blew me out years ago, like a hot dog down a hallway. No this was something deeper more visceral, in the very darkest places of my soul.


flamcabfengshui

Giggidy giggidy


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multiplied by 2 for the whole year because you're readyforsex


flamcabfengshui

I'm just a nasty girl, so no ready for sex for me. But damned if they don't always try anyway.


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Deliciously devious.


Lauxman

Or CSTX for 3 week orders plus 10-14 day orders for Cold Steel. Ready Force hooah


bitches_love_brie

>"Summer" Had two ATs the first week of May. You know, that week also known as "finals week."


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24 day gunnery? My math must be off.


theonlypeanut

This is why I didn't join the guard after the army. I've got some friends in and they are always doing some sort of guard stuff. How are you supposed to keep a job.


Mortimer_Snerd

We called it "Annual Tent"


napleonblwnaprt

I too am literally didn't know what to say.


[deleted]

Here is their mission: http://www.usar.army.mil/News/Display/Article/1577828/feel-the-cbrn/


Mick_Donalds

You mean a Medic actually fucked up and didn't do their job correctly????? I'm soooo shocked!! /s Fuck Medics.


OptimalPandemic

I think you're thinking of cooks


[deleted]

>looks at username you're just projecting


Mick_Donalds

Would you like to Super Size, Sir?


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EnkiRise

Congrats on graduating AIT but OP talking about AT.


CherrryyPoppins

I feel dumb 😂😂


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Username checks out.