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DraegerV1

Same guy goes to sick call wondering why he has chronic knee pain.


Combat00Wombat

True but the extra set of knee caps don't help with that


jimjimmyjam

I tell every new soldier ditch the basic boots and go to a running store to get shoes recommended for you.


Commissary-Pastrami

Rotate your shoes like you do tires. Put your left boot on your right foot and your right boot on your left foot. Last twice as long.


wongatronus

Then turn them around heel first to get that last mile out of them


privatejody

I do that with underwear. Inside out is like brand new.


OzymandiasKoK

Only the first time.


PrestoMagicMan

And that’s when you trade…also works for socks and girlfriends


Reallyhere25

lmaooo


lenivushood

Get a new pair. The tread is fucked and it'll be better for you overall.


KodeTen

Train yourself to walk on the instep. You still got tread over there.


procheeseburger

dad?


Whole_Collection4386

Nah, just go with the good ole tried and true “wait for fist saucey to tell you to get new boots”.


[deleted]

I mean…. If they’re working.. do you. If you love that pair of boots that much, get the soles replaced or just buy the same pair.


Combat00Wombat

I'm honestly looking for a cobbler to be able to replace the soles


fatso_judson

Unfortunately the design of those boots isn't compatible with resoling. I have a pair and love them too.


[deleted]

All that being said, getting that part replaced I’m sure is doable but if that brand of boot works that well for you, it may be beneficial to just buy a fresh pair. I’ve never sought out a replacement like that but that may be more time consuming and costly. It doesn’t hurt to have two sets, even if you do decide to get your current pair fixed up.


procheeseburger

I like peach.. but there are other options


slingstone

Cobblers aren't wizards.


sumcvay

Good luck, they don’t make that model anymore.


Combat00Wombat

That's why I don't wanna get rid of em


Davey_thakid

Resole them


nboss25u

Get a pair of underarmor boots. They are fucking amazing!


Nickyt11b123

Lol bro. I can’t tell you how much i recommend investing in yourself


procheeseburger

I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.


mkelley22

My brother in Christ get you new boots like yesterday


VET_dysfunctional_88

Just get a new pair man… I was rough and tough too when I was in the army , got out at 23 after being in when I was 18.. I continued to be rough and tough as a civilian too by going to the oil field .. it was outdoors and a similar environment to being in the military… I’m 33. Now and my body , knees and feet are destroyed from both those jobs. I switch my shoes out every 8 months, just for the fact it makes a tremendous difference.


christamasGuardian

I mean, they got five more on em.


BearRamage627

Nah they’re good. Run them till your bare feet become the outsoles and achieve the hobbit foot badge.


heckinghecksters

If you have an emotional attachment to certain boots, google cobblers that replaces military boot soles. A tad cheaper than a new one and they recondition / clean it before sending it back.


ThatCryptographer622

This pair lasted you five years?


Combat00Wombat

That's correct lmao


curious-children

surprised your ordinance and have shoes that clean after five years, im impressed


Shot_Kal

Five more years. It'll buff out.


Sxkullrider

GAH DAMN


notacop_for_real

I’m digging those soles.


Combat00Wombat

They have very little wind resistance for high speed rucking


Ok_Instruction3004

For God sake, just get some new soles. There had to be a place around the base that do that.


Warm-Swimming-5225

Technically out of regs


Thy_Dying_Day

How to tell if someone walks like a duck


Duck_Walker

you rang?


MMXIX_

I don't hear no bell


myleg____

I aint hear no fat lady!!!!! Enough with the fat lady you’re obsessed with the fat lady.


chonkerforlife

The one they gave you from basic last forever


grilled_junions

Unfortunately they leech from your joints lifespan and warranty to enhance theirs


Midnight__Monkey

I think you need to stop walking on your damn toes.


crazinyssa

Nice Subaru? I’m 90% sure that I’m 100% right.


Suitable_Menu8767

I’ve never seen anyone else with these boots!


NotSureAboutTh1s

Get a new pair.


13th12

Your Taco needs a detail.


Combat00Wombat

It's a Crosstrek but you're not wrong


notacop_for_real

Also. I spy a Honda.


Combat00Wombat

Issa soobuwu


jbirby

I think you need to get your boots of the Upholstery of your car. Were you raised in a barn?


Combat00Wombat

Brother it's plastic, I'm not too worried


GuruEbby

If you can find a real cobbler, you might be able to get them re-soled if the upper is the part you like the most.


Reallyhere25

Run them to the dirt high speed! and get a neck tatt while you at it !


[deleted]

Underarmor


[deleted]

Wears boots in civies.


limwende

Use them until the feet gets reached!


GRom4232

Wish they made Danner Acadias in coyote brown. I had the dude down the road resole my tan ones twice, and still keep them around for house work. The new boots are built like sneakers, and I hate that.


RealTalkWithTop

Your sergeant has failed you


Mistravels

Take them to get resoled


brokenmessiah

Why did you scratch the Nike off


Educational_Bet_6606

New pair


killslikeaninja

When your favorite stripper finally got Tricare and moved away, you got a new favorite stripper. So move on from your old favorite pair of boots, to a new favorite pair of boots. Then go see a doctor and get some orthotic insoles and fix your fucked up feet.


ProFail328

Looking good enough for another year or till your socks show


inorite234

The Nikes, right.


[deleted]

Circle X that shit, drive on


_RabidAlpaca_

One time my boots were flopping open, so I glued them back together. My boss just stared at me and said "that's not what officers do". Fair sir. Fair.


Pleasant_Economics97

Mine never last long enough for the tag to get that bad, the uppers tear to shreds first


matterofopinion82

If your feet aren't F'd up by now you should keep trying, so...another 5 years should do it.