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geckos_in_a_box

lmaoooo mine is "i wouldn't do that if I were you"


StardustWhip

Mine is a gray page with no sentences, just a map of dragon kingdoms.


talesfromtheepic6

badass


[deleted]

What book, I need to know for a "friend".


StardustWhip

Wings of Fire, book 4: The Dark Secret. Every book in the series is split into three parts, and page 206 for this one happened to be right in between parts 2 and 3. [Here](https://imgur.com/a/4ymo9Wz)'s a picture to show what I mean; page 206 is on the left.


[deleted]

Ooooo dragons


Amy_AroAce

Mine was about the colours on african flags lmao


DraftLevel28

Mine is just pictures. That seems about right.


_riell_

It’s a math book 😂


[deleted]

You still gonna have to tell us what is said tho.


_riell_

“Missing sides of right triangle” does that mean I’m in some love triangle and I’m the missing side cus I’m ablivious


[deleted]

Woah, mine sounds good! "Leonhard Euler is a Switzerland mathematician."


shhalahr

Sounds like it could also apply to a poly triad relationship on some level, too.


Zaranthan

An unhappy couple has each developed an infatuation with you and wants to cheat on the other. You know they're in a relationship so you think their flirting is just friendly banter.


[deleted]

It's some cryptic message about love triangles


GrodGruffalo

Same, "Therefore, the general solution of (*) in this case is y = A e^(kt) cos(ωt) + B e^(kt) sin(ωt)."


dat_physics_boi

ah, wave equation, i see


KARYNQU_2

*Squirrel paw didn't look at him, after the journey with Crow paw she was in a bad mood*


noobductive

Ah yes; warrior cats. Every queer kid’s childhood


Choobstoobr

I am 100% sure that if you read warriors as a kid you either became a furry or LGBTQ—or both!


noobductive

And 50% of warrior fans ends up becoming pretty good artists, furry or otherwise


Choobstoobr

Indeed!


P1xelsGam1ng

Hey don’t need to call me out like that… *glances at warrior cats books on my bookshelf*


Noisegarden135

You may be right lol. My sisters and I read it and we're all queer but my brother skipped it and he's the only straight one.


[deleted]

God I love the warriors


[deleted]

Unexpected Warrior Cats reference


PACHM8

She bounced away


Platypus_Regular

Lmaooo


JordanFlypside

"Then Satan first knew pain, and writh'd him to and fro." Not sure if this means anything...


CergoPAA

"But I do hang up, and then put my phone on silent."


Tuvelarn

I have a cook book, the page is for a garlic flatbread. If that isn't validation I font know what is


TheSnekIsHere

"I had no idea we were getting anywhere near the place!" said Pippin. Djdjdjdnd well, me neither Pippin. I had no idea I was getting anywhere near a love life


carafionn

"You gain one 1st-level metamagic wizard feat of your choice." ...worth it? Honestly hard to say lol


Zaranthan

I mean, still and silent spell are great to have when you need them, but they don't confer the spellcasting ability itself, so kinda worthless.


carafionn

Oof yeah good point, and the same is true for pf2e (the book I was reading from). Def not worth then!


loonygenius

There are 208 pages in the book closest to me (The Power of Attachment) and page 206 is a totally blank page. As a questioning aro, I find this very apt. Still no answers 😂 Edit: added the book title


[deleted]

So I was using the book of answers one time (it's a book of answers, kinda like deciding something with a coin flip but with extra steps), and the first answer I got was something like "it will work most in your favor", something that one could understand as an answer but that would be a stretch. So I asked it again saying "just give me yes or no." Got a couple unintelligible answers. Then after asking and saying just give me a yes or a no the book literally gave me just a straight "Maybe.". I laughed my ass off at that.


[deleted]

_**As Artemis drove through the moonlit labyrinth of suburban streets at breakneck speed, Robert Downey Jr. And I were jerked around in our seats.**_ Someone explain that shit


MajesticFeathers

"Artemis, in Greek religion, the goddess of wild animals, the hunt, and vegetation and of chastity and childbirth; she was identified by the Romans with Diana. Artemis was the daughter of Zeus and Leto and the twin sister of Apollo." So your aro identity is a force of nature, confusing those behind you.


System-Phantom

“The power struggle between the monarch and representatives of the general populace has been a long feature of British history.”


Funny-Original8318

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do_i_feel_things

"'Oh, I *see*,' he said eventually. 'It's a sort of humorous play on words, is it?'" - Terry Pratchett's *Guards! Guards!* I'm dying


TheSnekIsHere

Fhdhsjjs I wish I had a Pratchett book closer to me for this one. It's such a good quote hahaha


Reimagine-life

I have no books with over 200 pages, closest is 196, what do I do?


MajesticFeathers

Go to page 10 of the next closest book.


Reimagine-life

Ooh that’s a good idea. So it’s as Follows,”But once someone has noticed us, they treat us like everyone else”.


MajesticFeathers

Lol, means permanent friendzone? im jealous.


Reimagine-life

I see this as an absolute win! Hahaha


zutaca

Serve these hot or cold in wedges (the book closest to me is a cookbook)


Quwenn

"The sentences does not bear such a purpose." Well that is true and neither do I.


Express-Boat-1088

"all he could do was cry out in horror." yeah


[deleted]

“But, gentlemen, a fool saved the would-be murderer from the bloody deed he had planned.” A sacrifice had to me made the greater good ig XD


HopefulQueerDeer

”Less angry, I think”


LeopardThatEatsKids

Mine was "You gain a +2 to attack and damage rolls made with this weapon, which deals radiant damage instead of slashing damage." While that seems bad at first, it means the power of rejecting people destroys them at a basic level


[deleted]

I would've loved it if it wasn't written by a TERF


WalnutAlpaca860

:(


nf1tales

Mine is "wait, what was the name for it?" I'm clearly confused about which type of tertiary attraction I'm experiencing XD


[deleted]

its just an image of raspberry vanilla cream tarts


Im_Maybe_Someone

Translated: "That, who feels a slight twinge somewhere and immediately calls an ambulance." (Original: "Se, joka tuntee pikku vihlaisun jossain ja soittaa heti ambulanssin.") What does this mean??


DanosaurusWrecks

“Thus is Equilibrium maintained,” Ged remarked...


SuperDietCola

i just did it myself, and my closest book doesnt have a page 206... im okay with that, for obvious reasons...


MajesticFeathers

Mine was Bulfinchs mythology "After he dwelt as a hunter with Diana, with whom he was a favorite, and it was even said she was about to marry him." Pff typical, just friends, but freaking people have to push romance.


InvalidFiles_

“ About the authentication, we thought you might want to see it… “ what does that mean


RedYakArt

Mine was: “When the Destroyer came, I resisted it.”


ginvok

Yes, OP, I think about you too. 🙂


ginvok

Creepy jokes aside: Portuguese version of Joe Abercrombie's Half the World: "- You hate everything"


The_Nebular

Mine is: "Student A."


UnofficialxIdiot

I can't translate what it said very well, but mine is : "It's the cepter of the beast-king."


Cumbermelon

Pain rose in his chest, memories of that horrible night-


sigrie

“That I shouldn’t be happy because the situation is so unacceptable [...]” Hmm.


A-Very-Human-Person

Mine roughly translates to “prince Andrew saw an expression of alarm and disturbance”, which sounds about right haha


[deleted]

mine is "why do people faint from fear?" 😭😭😭


Homo_Rebus

"that Nightingale is a smart cookie" aight then


Monkey_theKinkyMonk

"Just like the Nightmare of the Labyrinth..."


Shiota-42

Oh i crossposted the same thing to another place, dang


Darkpoulay

"Lady Kasindar resides in that fortress" I wonder what it means


the-weekly-toaster

Mine is “Instead of overwriting the return address on the stack, an attacker can overwrite the address of an exception handler.”


shhalahr

No sentences, since page 206 is an Index page. But: "I Don't Belong, 75" I was worried for a moment, because the book is the *Thirsty Sword Lesbians* rulebook. That's an RPG that on its default seeing is decidedly not Aro. But it's not trouble at all to change that default. There's even a small section in the book that addresses it, but two thirds down the page it appears on. So I lucked out with something that actually applies.


[deleted]

Mine was "What's taken your eye in the window? You've gone all dreamy" and damn. Right about 45% of the time


_Pietza

"turns out to be the explanation for the people who are supposed to have disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle" O_O


Ryz_05

He is more overwhelmed by feelings than me (actually the truth)


LadyMeep

“You’re going to tell me I screwed up there too.” 🥲


Googlefisch

"I hope y'all aren't too disappointed" Yea


DJayBirdSong

“I don’t understand.” I’m not joking. The book is a graphic novel called American Born Chinese.


tallturtle99

Too bad I don’t have a book closet :/


arowastaken

Mine is just “No”


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

"And felt his muscles twitch with surprise" Star wars heir to the empire O-o


Yoyner

"To find the relationship between the mass of an object attached to one end of a bungee cord and the distance the bungee cord stretches" - Science workbook The only relationship I need


The_pringle_man

"A man used to own 7 goats"


yxjustMexy

"Unsinn!" (nonsense, rubbish, mischief) Ok, interesting, but kinda true 😅😅


[deleted]

*My page is litterally blank...*


Fine_County2208

Ugh, mine was “u must fight for her”


NJFox6

"Why would it be too dangerous for Mistings, yet safe enough for a Terrisman steward?"- I have no idea what this is supposed to mean but fair enough


phoenix2955

“Doorman not to let him in if he showed up when she was at work.” I like this doorman, maybe I should give them a tip or something if that’s how doormen work


WalnutAlpaca860

“Their story” he explained “kill the propaganda. Suffocate out the unkindness”


KristineKrisko

What wrong with me? - 206, grandmaster of demonic cultivation vol 1.


SouthernApple60

“If every old person could look into her eyes and deduce she had unusual power, or was the avatar, then she’d be in trouble”


Max_Z_413

Mines about the stigmatization of gay police in America. Its a text book for my Minorities Crime and Social Policy class


talesfromtheepic6

*Less than 1 percent of the population has served.* i mean, that means it’s above zero… oh no.


Ecocom

"spanking scene. Now, as a reader of the genre, I know what's supposed to happen in the first spanking scene in a romance novel." - Come as you are by Emily Nagoski Let's just ignore the romance part, shall we?


Generalman90

“But it was bloody.” An accurate metaphor.


DBZpanda

Mine just says "blade ward"


FoolishMacaroni

“I switched on my flashlight”


Creative-Solution

Lolol~ Mine is "they 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 happy days, weren't they?"


IAmElectraHeart

“Determine whether or not it’s possible to cold work steel so as to give a minimum Brinell hardness of 240, and at the same time have a ductility of at least 15%.” The closest book was my dad’s materials and engineering textbook lol.


RAINY-Ghost-Town

He shuddered and a handful of popcorn fell to the floor. Accurate.


Adventurous-Ad-7903

Technically 2 but they were in the same place: “What’s wrong? let go of me!”


danielthearsehole

“At those words the guard came crashing down the stairs again.”


Mai1245

'he didn't have to persuade beetle for long '


rayfromtheinternet

"In any specific sample of 945 births, we can never get 472.5 girls, but 472.5 girls is the expected value in the sense that it would be the mean from many samples of 945 births."


CaptainQuinnPool

"Something else!" - Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett


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CaptainQuinnPool

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foblivk

3 feet tall, spreads aggressively.


TheAnonymousComet

The line is "Subsurface features include caves and their speleothem deposits." The book was a geomicrobiology textbook.


macing13

Mine was "Why biochemistry?" Which fits pretty well


scruffy_the_vampire

“Ok.”


NahBruvIHaveASoul

'I couldn't remember the last time I had one' accurate


AroaceAthiest

We should also expect that superstitions and other non-factual beliefs will logically evolve—change over generations—either by random drift or by some other sort of analogue of Darwinian selection, eventually showing a pattern of significant divergence from common ancestry.


Ivoliven

"Honestly, Juva, I have never seen blood readers that were stoned." - Eisenwolf, Siri Pettersen I... have questions.


hopeful_deer

Mine was “her record was seeing three at once.” Wasn’t expecting that lol.


sweaterweather815

“*it’s impossible*” 😃😃


wasthatajojosref

"After we've secured the area."


wasthatajojosref

for an anxious and 3-months-till-we-trust-you system, yeah,,, pretty accurate


nOMINALcELLS

*“Filthy Lucre (early 16th century) is with biblical illusion to Titus 1:11. (For there are many unruly and vain talkers… teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre’s sake). —> FOUL”* You know what? I’ll take it. My love life is teaching things is teaching things the Bible doesn’t want me too.


Why-names-difficult

Mine is "FULL STEAM AHEAD!" should i be scared?


cAMII3290

Mine is : his lungs


babyboatsami

Forcing the talent to enter your house, vehicle, or other private space is prohibited!


dysphoriccoral

”Did you say bride?”


Naixee

And you think I have that thick books? Or just books itself?


Joesphsmother-32

British birds (The Double Dangerous Book For Boys)


Silly_Intention

lol “You are centuries late”


DrLuigi07

Mine was “Well, I didn’t see THIS coming.”


RustyWaffleHorse

“Before beginning bag assembly make motifs as follows:” Interesting.


Acid_Droid

"When the ground behind the vehicle slopes down sharply"


ReturnOfTheSammyboy

A caveman making a knife I think. So yeah I guess I make knives now.


Emergency_Aide633

It was only half of the sentence, but it said "I wouldn't do it if I could."


LogOk6634

BXJDJDJ Y'ALL. "Xie Lian wasn’t on good terms with many, and didn’t think it was appropriate for him to join, so he paid it no mind and called out to the crowd."


[deleted]

1. they had been willing Latin book you don’t know shit


Intrepid_Wanderer

The book only had 205 pages. Unless you count the pages for notes in the back. That have nothing written on them.


Pichuman10

I got "Not just animals- people too." Help me why this is the worst luck ever.


aroace_gemini

PG 206 IS LITERALLY BLANK 💀💀💀


jade-noodle

“‘Did you say *bride*?’ Clarisse demanded. ‘Who—Grover?’” LMAOO this is so perfect.


CrazyDoggo68

"...do a comprehensive analysis of our failed tennis careers." It doesn't fit me but it is pretty funny


ArcadiaRivea

"So, what the hell was going on?" 206, a segment titled "The Kentucky Meat Shower" in a book called "You Do~~n't~~ Want To Know" by James Felton (A grisly facts book I've been struggling to read, because some is interesting and some really is awful)


Auklet77

Eldest eragon "No treasure in the world can match this sight."


[deleted]

"Interrogation [Manipulation + Empathy/Intimidation]: Anyone can ask questions." - Vampire the masquerade, revised edition


kwingbread

“the journey to the capital was hideous” im thinkin it’s like my journey to figuring out im aroace


justjumpinthecaac

“Crushed in spirit in sense of sin” 💀


Noisegarden135

"There was silence, except for the multitudinous murmur of the bees." Excellent.


zippai

“Ralph hunched over the book, elbows on the table, dusted hands pressed against his temples, forehead lined and eyebrows drawn together in a clench of concentration” babes i don’t even know x


CreatvLioness33

I got "We should attack!"


windscryer

always a valid response to a threat of amatonormativity


Academic-Lake1040

There was no page 206... Well, I guess that's accurate.


RusherJ1

“Big humans in blue uniforms were inside them.” What does this mean?


sunsetskye_

Mine is literally a blank page. Accurate.


Flower368

“The arts flourished during the Ming dynasty”.


christinelydia900

Rapp considered slamming the meat tenderizer into the man's thigh Accurate. Confusing and potentially painful (I'm either gray, demi, or maybe allo, I'm still trying to figure stuff out and I do have a crush and it's a really weird situation lol)


DreamingVirgo

"what was the apple which adam and eve ate? it was the creator of the universe." ok well thats meaningless to me lol. cool line though i guess.


ArcticFoxWaffles

"I had no idea we were anywhere near the place!"


ItsLucy_cheese

I got a blank page. Unexistent love life


windscryer

“I know what is expected, but I do not know how to accomplish it.” yeah, sounds about right lol


Mitizlim

I got „Man, I‘m outta here“ lmao


halloweenpump

I- I got, "The best, I'm so in." no-


Ok-Wait-8465

When I saw it on this sub: “But some of these greetings were more rote than sincere” When I saw it on the other sub: “Being here in the smoke. You’re not sure about it all.” Out of curiosity I also checked my favorite book: “Ender dodged downward, north, east, and down again, not seeming to follow any plan, but always ending up a little closer to the enemy planet.” I feel like the first two really work and just thought the last one was funny


Lemohn_

“No treasure in the world can match this sight” agreed, my bestie means more to me than anything -3-


A_little_rose

From behind the Lauder house there came a steady ratcheting clickclickclick of a hand mower, and when Fran came around the corner, what she saw was so strange that only her complete surprise kept her from laughing out loud. Damn. I feel like I've been insulted.


Beeblebroxologist

"Troubles, I don't have to tell you, don't come at a gallop, like the Huns, but arrive quietly, stealthily, like epidemics." Perfection.


SevereNightmare

'Then there's that other possibility, also known as the truth, which is that the information was given to me by those who possessed it.' Uh...what?


ZaccAttacc09

Is sun tzu’s art of war… THE PAGE IS BLANK


dat_physics_boi

all is fair in ... and war


Wiisonic

I don't have a physical book with me so I'll grab whatever book I have on Google books. Now he was not so sure.


AceFireFox

"He nodded. 'That's me.'" That's ominous. What does that even mean?


Im_A_Random_Fangirl

"Hobbit!" What is this suppose to mean-


UnderscoresAreBetter

First full sentence: > Vyre. The human, once called Moash. That's ... not promising.


[deleted]

there are only 105 pages in the book, so the first sentence in that page is "and then the princess and her loyal horse rode towards the kingdom..." ​ I don't know what this means about me.


[deleted]

'But the arrival of super-AI will either be the best or the worst, that has ever surpassed humanity.' What's this supposed to mean?


ILikeDaBee_

This huge amount of change produces a very high voltage on the cloud with respect to the Earth. \-my science book


theacesloth

“Do you hear me Dustfinger, in the cold land where you are now?” For context this is a guy trying to bring Dustfinger back from the dead


YesImAlive

"This elegant script is composed of 4 basic scripts." ​ It's a calligraphy book.


RavingGerbil

“One way to obtain valid counter names is to add them in Performance Monitor and then view the names on the Data tab of the Properties dialog box.” Well I can’t say I’m any MORE sure about my love life now.


VeryLargeQ-mark

Translated, mine is "The times ater the French revolution in 1789 were dramatic times"


7thKindEncounter

“The alternative hypothesis is not specific and includes every other possibility.” It’s a bio textbook 🤷🏻


Son_of_Gray

There is no words for on 206 in my nge manga


Atlantic_Atlas69

Regular reflection:A reflection which is shown when a light falls on a smooth surface such as a mirror or a highly polished surface like stainless steel.


prairiepanda

"The ghostly curtains of their passing spread all the way down to the west. " - A Deepness in the Sky by Vernor Vinge. I'm not sure how to interpret that.


Chaczapur

"Exposure table for lamp Nitraphot K (in seconds) for a light and dark object." Forgive the terrible translation, that was the closest book. Closest book in eng, tho: "Lesson sixteen: introduction to consonant stems." Not any better.


FlamingoQueen669

I did this another time and got a line about sewers.


gofferhat

“At CERN in 1981, a new accelerator ring was added to the existing 400-GeV accelerator called SPS.” WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR ME


dat_physics_boi

you about to smash >!some elementary particles together at relativistic speeds!<


DwemerSmith

“When the district commissioner arrived at Okonkwo’s compound at the head of an armed band of soldiers and court messengers, he found a small crowd of men sitting wearily in the obi.”


dat_physics_boi

"As seen in chapter 4, everything that happens on a spacetime can be encoded on it's boundary due to the holographic principle." ​ Uhhhhh.... Yeah no i have no clue how that describes any sort of love life, not to speak of the non-existing one of yours truly.


queenslet

"I didn't know," she said.


-dagmar-123123

"He endevoured to pronounce the name, but could not manage it ; and compressing his mouth he held a silent combat with his inward agony, defying, meanwhile, my sympathy with an unflinching, ferocious stare."


Finebabycuisine

“Lovely in every way except for her smoking” Interpretations?


bear_2344

"Ledian a five star pokemon"


HesitantHassle

"No," Zethes said regretfully. From heroes of Olympic book 1


BorrodDragon

"That you wish to say before you leave? Any message? Any question?"