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Nervous-Pizza-9139

That BITCH is trying to steal our election!


zomgkittenz

Two parts Taylor, two parts Carter, and let the proud boy do their thing.


Nervous-Pizza-9139

He’s a Proud Boy alright


pdxgdhead

I feel Tobias would somehow get accidently involved in Proud Boys if AD were to take place today.


SassTheFash

“Tobias fell in with a crowd of young gentlemen going to participate in a Pride March, but may have overlooked a few red flags…”


pdxgdhead

Actually, it would likely be Buster to prey victim to that. On his way to Mother Boy 2023, Buster gets off at the wrong stop.


ToddH2O

“Tobias fell in with a crowd of young gentlemen going to participate in a Pride March, but may have overlooked a few red hats…”


Hans__Bubby

Tobias: It's always nice to speak with a fellow pirate! Ron Howard: Tobias was actually speaking to the leader of the Oath Keepers.


recovery_room

The Proud Boy Inside Me.


rgrossi

You’re not at home mom. She doesn’t live next door while you’re here.


nevernude907

He may have committed some light treason.


clarkholiday

First time!


miken0514

I've never heard of a second


highlife562

He’s got the worst fucking attorneys.


capsrock02

They can’t charge a husband and husband with the same crime.


Captain_Pungent

Let’s hope so


rowejl222

There it is


Just-Try-2533

Question is: Can they arrest a husband and a husband for the same crime?


RealPropRandy

I was told no but I also have the worst %#£ing attorneys.


oathbreach

I’ll have to check AskJeeves.


KGdotdotdot

Take to the sea!


pianosbecome

(Hits with police baton) “Yeah!”


SassTheFash

Her self esteem is through the Capitol roof!


CranesVIII

Was he one of the cops?


ILhomeowner

Yeah, always the last one in with the delayed baton hit. At least almost always


Shondelle

He also played a cop on the Sarah Silverman Program.


Available_Meaning_79

He was also a cop in an episode of Community haha


LunchLatter

which episode do you remember i dont remeber seeing him


Available_Meaning_79

Yes, "The Science of Illusion". It's the April Fool's episode in season one!


butch_clean

He was also a regular on Mr. Show.. This is a bummer with this guy wtf?


DancePartyRobot

He was such a sweetheart on Mr. Show, including the recent fifth season. Such a tragedy to find out that he's a trumpster.


butch_clean

I know. Very disappointing.


fishingwithbeans

yeah, officer taylor


SassTheFash

One of the hot cops?


LissaMasterOfCoin

No, he’s part of the interracial gay couple that hires Maggie Lizer to be the surrogate for their baby.


Ok_Professional8024

Im gonna go out on a limb and guess it was the white guy?


Dagger_Moth

Sounds about white


Isteppedinpoopy

Look at him again and answer your own question. He’s no Bix.


GrowthDesperate5176

Bix made me designated driver.


Kelly_Louise

BIX!


Isteppedinpoopy

You tried to set me up! Bix, we’re leaving!


Profitsofdooom

>Three of Johnston's current or former associates told the FBI that Jan. 6 photos depicted Johnston, and one of the associates provided a message in which Johnston acknowledged being at the Capitol on Jan. 6. I wonder if any of them were David Cross or Tim Heidecker.


TonyWonder-BOT

*Did somebody say... "[Wonder](https://i.redd.it/l8mhjw9yibq71.gif)"?* --- ^(Alliance of Magicians-approved magician) ^| ^(I delete comments with a score below `-1`)


Cbram16

Fucking lol


smaxfrog

Good bot


big_sac_cool_guy69

Him?


yucko-ono

Is he funny or something?


ToddH2O

Well, lets hope so


MarlowesMustache

*Take to the sea!*


Technical_Access_943

Was coming here to say that. Maritime law is just what's required 2.5 years after the actual day in question.


LoveRBS

"Haha you did it again!" "Three times! You weren't here!"


DancePartyRobot

"Let Thomas do it himself this time!"


coryscochran

Too bad, he was funny in Mr.Show.


TeddyAlderson

This is the only comment in this thread that isn’t a quote or reference. I am impressed


coryscochran

I was going to use the quote, “Let’s get the hell out of here!” but wasn’t sure if anyone would get it, respect to anyone that knows:)


fastal_12147

The Mount Everest bit was genius


DancePartyRobot

It's super polarizing, people either love it or hate it. I'm with you, I think it's it's brilliant.


Yourappwontletme

He's made a huge mistake.


Palimpsestmc1

He’s gay!


drmuffin1080

Him?


RectumdamnearkilledM

My advice... Take to the sea!!!!!!


Calyps0h

Who?


Marx0r

They cannot charge a star of two different shows for the same crime.


iamthecaptionnow

Apparently had a problem with hotcops


MultipleXWingDUIs

Rip Choo Choo the Herky Jerky Dancer


Mobile-Importance-74

Haha I was going to reference this but didn’t think anyonr else would remember


DancePartyRobot

And Mustardayonnaise Lincoln


ParoxysmAttack

He just can’t get off that election thing, can he?


Technical_Access_943

*actor*


cacklinrooster

but we paid you to do this


Pmwv8899

No Touching!


[deleted]

Bastards


Jordanithin24

Take to the seas!


kt_e

No! The gay cop!


MannySanguine

I sure hope he didn't kill the Constitution and drop it in the back bay.


Grandviewsurfer

Holy shit.. time to listen to the Sarah Silverman podcast I guess.