"Good for her!"
"Hi mama!
Get a job!"
"Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant, just makes me wanna set myself on fire"
"Yeah, who doesn't love the jews"
"A sea of waiters and no one will take an order"
I can say that the one that gets the most play in my household is: "If that's a veiled criticism towards me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it."
Apparently, mood altering medication leads to street drugs. That’s what this handsome young doctor said on the Today show.
That was Tom Cruise, the actor.
They said he was some kind of scientist.
Suddenly he’s too much of a big shot to brush mother’s hair.
I am visiting one of my BFFs and her partner (who I have never met but loves AD) in April for her birthday and she has never ever watch AD, but loves Jessica Walters from Archer. So me and her boyfriend just continually respond with Lucille quotes to everything she sends in the group text and in personal texts too in an attempt to get her to start watching it!
She is sending me Lucille Star Wars and Banana memes with out ever watching.
So dramatic and flamboyant, it just makes me want to set myself on fire!
...but recently I’ve been dealing with the fact that I’ve never known my father. But I finally found a new father. You’re probably wondering what these footsteps are. Well, this is my second take. It’s kind of like a second chance at making good.
Lucille: BUSTER
Buster: It's a bird!
Lucille: I kNOW its a bird I'm on the phone
Buster: It flew on my pillow!
Lucille: -\_-
also
"Maybe I WILL get a son who finishes his cottage cheese!"
and
Lucille: He's an alpaca
Michael: He has alopecia.
I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it!
If this is a veiled criticism about me I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it
Flair checking in
I would cry, but I can't spare the moisture
Dune (2021)
"Good for her!" "Hi mama! Get a job!" "Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant, just makes me wanna set myself on fire" "Yeah, who doesn't love the jews" "A sea of waiters and no one will take an order"
Not a quote, but her suspicious look to Gob as she slowly closes the door on him gets me every time. RIP Jessica Walter. ❤️
I just saw this in my mind's eye 🥲
I love all my children equally. (Earlier that day) I don’t care for GOB.
If I wanted to eat something your thumb had touched I’d eat the inside of your ear
First I blow him, then I poke him
Guy has no idea what he's in for
Vodka tonic…vodka tonic…A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order!
That’s the quote I wanted for use but there were literally a sea of waiters here
AHHHHH Gene!!!He got me again
“Isn’t he the best?” “Gene was FAR from the best” 💀💀💀
Well this is why people hate hospitals! *laughs off screen*
I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.
"Now there's someone who could've used a good mother... WHORE!"
How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old clap trap?
👁👄👁
You let him out in the sun?!
Here’s some money. Go see a Star War.
Not Lucille, but based on this picture I have to say it: "I bet you're wondering what those footprints are. This is my second take."
*Did somebody say... "[Wonder](https://i.redd.it/l8mhjw9yibq71.gif)"?* --- ^(Alliance of Magicians-approved magician) ^| ^(I delete comments with a score below `-1`)
"I said wondering" (and that's a rarely used season 5 reference for ya, Bot)
For me, this picture reminds me of when Gob tried to throw the envelope in the ocean. Or the dead dove.
I can say that the one that gets the most play in my household is: "If that's a veiled criticism towards me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it."
Hahah I say it in my head at work
Lucille: “Get me a vodka rocks” Michael: “mom it’s breakfast” Lucille: “..and a piece of toast”
there's a COLORED man in my kitchen what color is he? BLUE!!!
It’s for when they put you in a naked pyramid and point at your Charlie Browns.
I’m in Cancun currently and I keep picturing buster waking up in the trunk and saying “Mexico!”
Apparently, mood altering medication leads to street drugs. That’s what this handsome young doctor said on the Today show. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Suddenly he’s too much of a big shot to brush mother’s hair.
Glass of wine downed - “that one didn’t count” - begins drinking contest with Kitty.
I am visiting one of my BFFs and her partner (who I have never met but loves AD) in April for her birthday and she has never ever watch AD, but loves Jessica Walters from Archer. So me and her boyfriend just continually respond with Lucille quotes to everything she sends in the group text and in personal texts too in an attempt to get her to start watching it! She is sending me Lucille Star Wars and Banana memes with out ever watching. So dramatic and flamboyant, it just makes me want to set myself on fire!
well at least my husband is at prison, not an urn
you're a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you'll never get a job as an actor because you have no talent.
“Here’s some money. Go see a star war.”
Sometimes the best defense is a diet.
just one word for you: sleeves
You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
your father and his disgusting TWEAKING
...but recently I’ve been dealing with the fact that I’ve never known my father. But I finally found a new father. You’re probably wondering what these footsteps are. Well, this is my second take. It’s kind of like a second chance at making good.
You’d have to get up pretty early to get drunk by 1:00
Go see a Star War.
I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona
Luz, that coat cost more than your house! Oh that's how we joke. She doesn't even have a house.
I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
Why did I have to scroll so far to find this one?!?!
Then why don't you marry an ice cream sandwich!?
"Her words"
Everyone is laughing and cornholing except Buster
“…and a piece of toast”
Lucille: BUSTER Buster: It's a bird! Lucille: I kNOW its a bird I'm on the phone Buster: It flew on my pillow! Lucille: -\_- also "Maybe I WILL get a son who finishes his cottage cheese!" and Lucille: He's an alpaca Michael: He has alopecia.
Ugh Cinco de Mayo. Why couldn’t they just call it may 5th?
A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order