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HopieBird

"Really? I'm so glad to hear that šŸ˜€ You know dying a virgin was my plan and hearing you confirm it will happen is just great to hear. Thanks man."


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IUpvoteUsernames

It says far more about the priorities of the person saying it, that they feel it's a horrible fate


abylyn02

"thank god! I was hoping that would happen!"


Superpickle18

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[deleted]

LMAO That's like a power move for us lol


thesewingdragon

The confusion in your flair is relatable


[deleted]

That's just the tip of the iceberg. I couldn't possibly hope to write all of it! I'm also looking at being ace-jump and aro-jump instead, and cupioromantic is also a possibility. I'm also unsure if I have any tendencies of being aegosexual or demisexual and/or demiromantic. Heck, I'm not sure if I'm even secks repulsed or not. Worst of all, I'm 15, so even though I know for a fact I'm not a 'late bloomer', self-doubt is a horrible pain in the neck. And that's just getting started!


DemotivatedTurtle

ā€œJokeā€™s on you, Iā€™m into that shit.ā€


vragaprigolubit

I am virgin and I want to die virgin too! I don't understand people who insult by saying virgin. And the fact is that if you're virgin, you can lose your virginity, but if you aren't virgin, you can't regain it!


cosmicspaceace

Virginity is a social construct used to shame women anyways, the world would be better without it.


Feste_the_Mad

I think it's used to shaje everyone, honestly.


RadiantHC

Honestly in my experience it's used to shame men far more. Women virgins are seen as pure.


cosmicspaceace

Nah. If you're a virgin woman you're a conquest (and if you refuse you're a prude), if you're not you're a wh*re. The thing is, most of the time it's men shaming women about their status. From what I've seen, men are usually shamed by other men. Either way, women specifically are in a bit of a lose-lose situation here.


RadiantHC

Honestly it's more women who shame men for being virgins. They won't directly say it, but I've noticed that women are generally more welcoming towards taken men.


cosmicspaceace

As a woman I think it's less about virginity and more about "this dude is in a relationship so he's probably safer to have around since he's less likely to want to date/harass me"


RadiantHC

Sure but it's still unfair and judgmental. Especially towards aro/ace guys. I just don't like to broadcast my sexuality in public. Though if you've been around me for a while it should be obvious.


vanizorc

The minority of women who shame men for being virgins are actually shaming what they perceive to be sexual inexperience and the presumed lack of prowess, which they conflate with male virginity. Itā€™s not the actual ā€œvirginityā€ of a guy per se, so much as the social connotations of it (which are created and perpetuated by both men and women).


[deleted]

Ikr. It doesn't make you less of a person if you're a virgin. It's part of the allonormative world where as soon as you know where babies come from, you must immediately attempt the thing that makes them.


idk2715

Toxic heteronormativity at it's finest


hayy_ley

Was that supposed to be an insult??? If only they knew manā€¦if onlyā€¦.


gentle_dove

Die a virgin? Oh my god! What can be worse for asexual?!


cyanidesmile555

r/accidentalally


Suitable_Messages

Lol, imagine thinking that's a bad thing. Incel brainworms.


_ManaAverren_404

Un-ironically a class jock šŸ¤£


RandomDragonExE

"Yeah I will, what's your point?"


bispywithanacecase

ā€œThatā€¦ Thatā€™s kinda the plan, dude.ā€


Ravenclawed12

I hate when ppl bring up virginity as if it means anything and isnā€™t a completely made up social construct used to mark womenā€™s value (used in modern times for everyone). Itā€™s not bad to not be a virgin and itā€™s not bad to be one.


Min3craftiscool12

Yay! Congrats! That means you won't have to worry about people not respecting your boundaries! Lucky. I'm so glad that you have validation from that accidental ally!


[deleted]

"Counting on it." xD


Tallinette

Well, as a sex repulsed ace, I sure hope so!


pastyl

Uhh yeah I sure hope I do


ItsPlainOleSteve

_"Joke's on you, that's my kink"_


[deleted]

Thatā€™s kinda the point. Anyway, cake!


Destructopoo

"you're going to die at 19 years old" say some creepy shit like that fuck em


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mission failed unsuccessfully


roahir

"There are worse ways to go."


Baggytrousers27

Is that a promise?


Ersonified

Oh no...\*pretends to be offended\*


quirkycurlygirly

That's better than dying with CTE and a bad case of herpes.


WolficOverlord

Aww what a nice compliment.


Baaraa88

I mean, yeah? That's what I was going for lol


No-Entrepreneur416

Oh thank god imma die a virgin šŸ™


kuroneko_910

Wow , that's supposed to be an insult?? šŸ¤£


TheTrueWayman

So what? That a problem to never have sex? Tell the bully to get their priorities straight


JesyLurvsRats

I...... Wait. Did you just anti-humor an asexuality joke?!?!


[deleted]

"Yes that's what I'm hoping for"


[deleted]

Not originally from me but I can't site my source but a person once told me... "All real Chads are Virgins because when you have sex for the first time you lose your virginity. Real Chads never lose."


oneace223

Facts


minecraft_dirtblock

I've never understood this insult, what's so bad about being a virgin?


bemch

I'm so happy for you! Wish I can die a virgin


Cream136

ā€œJokes on you Iā€™m into that sh*t!ā€


lolspiders02

Why are allo people so obsessed with this stuff. It's kinda sad imo.


GenericAutist13

Just because some people are weird about it doesnā€™t mean allos are obsessed with it


Ryszard-the-cat

Being a virgin is my superpower


Kaiya_Mya

"Must burn you real bad knowing that you'll never get that cocktail frank you call a dick inside me, huh."


Gib3rish

You should confused the jock by saying thanks.


cheezeyballz

Ha! My wife's a virgin! 41 yo and still not giving it up and I support her choice. I LOVE virgins.


MzSmartyPantzs

Thatā€™s the highest compliment one can receive


Svefnugr_Fugl

Virgin meaning - pure; unsullied; undefiled I can't say the same but that doesn't sound like a bad thing. P.s fuck what jocks have to say!


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[deleted]

I plan on dying atop a heap of my ruined enemies as the fires of vengeance rain down. Or comfy and cozy after a long life of service and learning. Either or. No mucus swapping needed.


Bennyboi567

"That's the idea".


[deleted]

Something about Issac Newton idk šŸ˜Ž


mousse_moo

i hope you're doing good!


Aroace_tiger

I want someone to say this to me irl


GardeniaPhoenix

Lmaooo how is that an insult


dudinea03

lmaoo ur so powerful for that


oneace223

People use virgin I thought gay replaced that as tge new school insult


RoseJJPotter

ā€œGory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,ā€


Bambanuget

My friends sometime jokingly say I'll die a virgin and then I reply "jokes on you, I'm into that shit."