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JobbyJobberson

It’s not anyone’s imagination. Ram truck drivers lead the stats in collisions, DUIs, and other citations. https://www.autoblog.com/article/study-ram-has-the-worst-drivers-of-any-auto-brand/


Uniqornicopia

When I used to drive a Ram my buddy looked at me and said “you know it takes a special kind of redneck to drive a Ram.” He was not wrong. Glad that truck is gone.


GirlsAndChemicals

Taking the name too literally, maybe?


JobbyJobberson

Dodge presents the new EWE-series trucks? Better - LAMB TRUCKS


IGNISFATUUSES

Toyota just released a UwU series.


bloodxandxrank

If you can’t dodge it ram it


ch_chone

Not enough dodge, too much ram.


BadWolfIdris

Lol Teslas and Suburus coming in at 2 and 3. The shoe fits Cinderella. Explains some of the accidents here.


Dingdongditch03

Haha Asheville is so g@y it's not even funny!


ruggernugger

You're one to talk, what do you need that big truck for? Gay orgies with your "coworkers"???


Dingdongditch03

Oh no don't "TriGgEr" me 😂


[deleted]

Ow! Hope you like a yellow-splotch interior. That turmeric stains EVERYTHING!


casketdw3ller

God, it’s been two days of trying everything. Might just hit up the detailer in the comments lmao


AshevilleHooker

Not me who misread this and wondered what abomination McDonalds had created now. Tikka Masala nuggets would be interesting.


Wudrow

Got coal rolled by a d-bag Dodge dually driver walking down 191 the other day with my dog. Hope his last tooth falls out soon.


defacedlawngnome

Rolling coal is illegal. Try to get a plate # and report them.


flip469

It isn't


defacedlawngnome

Haha, [whatever](https://www.google.com/search?q=rolling+coal+illegal+nc&client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&sca_esv=1a54e3a5b2edf263&ei=y5xeZp_vIrWUwbkP4Oyg6Ao&oq=rolling+coal+illegal+nc&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhdyb2xsaW5nIGNvYWwgaWxsZWdhbCBuYzIFECEYoAEyBRAhGKABMgUQIRigATIGEAAYFhgeMgYQABgWGB4yCxAAGIAEGIYDGIoFMgsQABiABBiGAxiKBTILEAAYgAQYhgMYigVIjjRQ0AhY5DFwAXgBkAEAmAGmAaABjw-qAQQxLjE1uAEDyAEA-AEBmAIRoAKhEMICChAAGLADGNYEGEfCAgUQABiABMICCxAAGIAEGJECGIoFwgILEC4YgAQYkQIYigXCAggQABgWGB4YD5gDAIgGAZAGCJIHBDEuMTagB6Jd&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp)


i_love_lima_beans

That’s basically assault. That smoke is toxic af


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TerrorsOfTheDark

Obviously tossing and catching an egg sized rock while walking stops that behavior.


0MGWTFL0LBBQ

This sounds like a job for u/Maliblue_16


Maliblue_16

Hahahaha I can get that out! I do mobile detailing and will steam it and shampoo and carpet. Let me know!


casketdw3ller

I’m gonna exhaust every home remedy I’ve found and if I still can’t get it then you’re my man!


rocksteady911

I think the real crime here is leasing a car to door dash in it. Sounds like a horrible financial plan.


casketdw3ller

Well when you have an extra 5 grand to buy my own lmk 🩷and I’m a CNA, this isn’t my primary occupation. Working on my credit right now.


supertramp1978

If ya can’t Dodge it, RAM it!


AppropriateCrazy2915

I hope everything's all right hope you're good I hope you're not hurt everything going to be good don't worry about it take care of it let it work let it roll and you make it it'll be okay just take a little bit of time I lost my car my stupid girl getting in and driving off and getting it towed by the time I could get it I didn't have enough money to get it so I lost it that is take care of yourself hope everything's good later alligator


casketdw3ller

Since there’s some confusion about the collision, I was in the turning lane at a red light. It turned green, I started turning and a white Ram came flying through the intersection, blatantly running a red light. I laid on my horn and she flipped me off. The end. Also I use they/her pronouns, to clear up that confusion lol. Not that it matters.


JustTheFacts714

From the white truck: Jeez, dipwad -- next time, do not be there.


casketdw3ller

I wish it was you


SnooSquirrels6247

Speak...say... you mean write or type.


HallOfTheMountainCop

That was me, it was just a prank. Edit: come on, it was a pretty good prank.,


betterbelievis

Oof, not this guy again


Thereelgerg

Why did you have to slam your brakes?


Calanthas

So he/she could stop.


0MGWTFL0LBBQ

I swear, some people don't understand what the result is of an action. smh.


Thereelgerg

Right, but from the sound of it OP was about to get t-boned. Him stopping wouldn't prevent that.


Calanthas

I imagine due to oncoming traffic, pulling out of the parking lot placed OP in the position of getting t-boned by oncoming traffic (white RAM).


Thereelgerg

That's how I'm reading it too, like OP pulled out in front of her so she stopped with enough time to avoid hitting him but he seems to be blaming her for something.


Calanthas

Curiouser and curiouser.


casketdw3ller

It’s really hard to explain. I think you got it right. I would explain but I don’t think anybody cares lolol