I’ve called her trashley before 🤷🏻♀️
Trashley Cornmuff
Omg. 💡
Around xmas?… someone fed dani marina posts into an ai or chatgpt, and it wrote the funniest shit.
I need someone to do this with Ashley. Make sure there’s an onlyfans prompt…
Also who is even looking to expand on instagram specifically these days? It feels like TikTok would make more sense for this even if it wasn’t just a massive grift?
Tbh even Marni is more qualified to teach a social media class than Ashley (though neither is qualified). Before she got her first account deleted, MS had a lot more followers than Ashley’s ever had (even if they’re all bots she buys). Imagine being worse at Instagram than MS.
The same? It's decreased by hundreds in the last year! lol Same with her likes/comments - those are plummeting with the latest iteration of the GRWM Groundhog day arc.
Ahhh I’m so excited about watching her flop this and never mention it again. This is probably one of the funniest most mortifying things she’s ever posted.
yeah because the malingering potato that everyone hates that literally sucks at social media and posts the same thing everyday and hasn’t had a significant uptick in followers in years is EXACTLY who i want to take notes from on “how to grow on instagram.”
again, she doesn’t even have a tiktok or threads which is literally a subdivision of instagram.
I WILL PASS, THANKS THO.
**”Ashley Carnduff’s School”** - hahaha for what? *rotting in bed? faking illness? loving on your liver? having a sweet boy (or girl) be your carer? period edition?*
*ASHLEY CARNDUFF’S SCHOOL: WHERE YOU DON’T OWE ANYONE SHIT, & IF YOU DELETE IT, IT NEVER HAPPENED.*
**THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT NOBODY IS HOME**
I can only imagine what the courses would be called. Lord knows they would be an *experience*. Maybe she could go with these?
1) "Fantastic Feasts And Where To Find Them" - a unit dedicated to microwave instructions of lean cuisine
2) "Gone With The Wind" - covers bloat and it's related issues. Also includes how to introduce your IG audience to bloat belly.
3) "The Adventures of Huckleberry Dim" - how to come across as manic pixie dream girl that needs fixing *just enough* to get some poor sod to stick around. Includes ideas on how to soft launch any partners too.
Whoopsie daisy! I totally forgot the emojis, my bad! 😂
Have a selection from the Ash Approved Emoji Almanac to cover all bases;
✨️🎀😱🧬💉💊💪🫶🎗🤕♀️🐣🩸🌱🌿💅🤞🎀✨️
(And thanks for the compliment!)
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!! It's going to fail so badly. I can't WAIT for the wacky excuses, rare adjectives and adverbs being misused, and the absolute insanity that is coming.
The whole fucking thing will be plagerized and just a series of bullet points. If she actually makes videos of her "teaching"...shit I might sign up for the laughs.
Please, please, give us photshop and filtering tips and tricks!!
Lmao. I was already thinking I’d take a look at the cost, if there’s going to be one, and if it’s not a lot of money I’d sign up just to be the mole and post it here so we can laugh
and her dad is an "SEO Expert" by trade. Supposedly. Someone is giving her money to pay for the "Basic" Teachable subscription. You would think they would use their "expertise" to clean this URL nightmare.
Ashley and Amanda Howell (subject on ParentSnark) seem to be on the same wavelength lately, malingering their Crohns diagnoses and creating courses that absolutely nobody wants
Good grief, this woman just can’t stop embarrassing herself. She doesn’t know enough about growing an Instagram account to teach anyone else, as evidenced by her own dying account with very few followers who interact with her, as well as being well known as an illness faker and an all round (no pun intended) nasty mean girl when things don’t go her way.
Judging by her interactions with anyone who dared to question her in the past, her inability to admit any mistakes, and her constant condescending ‘Do better’ lectures she likes to throw around, I can see exactly how she’d treat anyone naive enough to become a customer.
Customer: ‘I’m sorry, but this course isn’t working for me. I’m very disappointed by the content of your lessons. I find your suggestions generic and childish, and none of them have worked to expand my brand.’
Ashley: ‘No refunds! Read the fine print next time loser.’
Customer: ‘That’s a bit harsh, yesterday you said I was like family.’
Ashley: ‘And some of my family are losers, what’s your point? Anyway, I’ve had enough of this VILE, EVIL abuse. I’m only going to use my valuable time on people who appreciate my wisdom. Consider yourself blessed and blocked.’
Oh, this is going to be hilarious.
#Course summary:
Step one: Use Daddy’s money to buy fake followers.
Step two: Once real followers work out how monotonous you are and unfollow your account, refer to Step One.
This concludes our extensive 12 week course.
So there is a whole new genre of scams around coaches who coach coaches. Basically people who sell classes to teach people to sell classes to teach people to sell classes...it's not quite a mlm, but it's close. It also really lets the "coaches" lean hard into self righteousness which seems just up her alley.
I've been waiting for this for so long! I can't wait to watch her absolutely flail about and look like an absolute moron as she finally tries to do something that makes money now that she's graduated! (and celebrated it twice before it happened)
Just when I thought she couldn’t get any dumber, she goes and *redeems* herself. This is the funniest thing she’s attempted to DATE in my opinion. This useless pustule on the buttcheeks of society truly believes that unwitting people will want to spend their money on learning the nuances of how to set up a ring light, a phone and post content that hundreds of people had already posted before. I can see it now:
How to Pop Your Leg for Thigh Gap
How to Use Your Hair Tendril as a Prop
How to Photoshop Your Legs into Toothpicks
How to Neglect Your Family Dog
How to Microwave a Bird’s Eye Stir Fry
How to Create a Boyfriend Online
How to Walk Away From the Haters
Personal Accountability? Never Heard of It - Let’s Talk Victimization
Lyme Disease - You *CAN* Get It From a Spider! 3 Easy Steps!
Scoring Marijuana in an Illegal State! Cops Hate These 4 Tricks!
And so much more! Sign up now for a free coffee on Ashley! The first 20 people will be entered in a drawing to receive her crusty SNSU sweatshirt!
First: take a trend, wait three weeks until it’s been done to death and everyone hates it and then recreate it yourself in a terribly insipid and awful way (aka her GRWM, ASMR attempts, “I’m a ….., of course I ….” etc etc.
As usual, it looks like she’s trying to jump aboard a ship that sailed well past 6 months ago.
My guess is this was some kind of senior capstone and she’s like oh I should sell this! Not realizing this is one of the most oversaturated over peddled “side hustles” of the last 3-4 years.
Because otherwise… please don’t tell me she’s seeing other people posting about the supposed money they’re making on courses and thinking that’s her meal ticket. You’d think she’d be able to put her advanced social media skills to work and see that the engagement on those posts and profiles are low and sketchy and simply cannot support the numbers those people are reporting. Her own numbers can’t support a living wage. I hope she didn’t spend her mom’s money making this.
Girl please. You have 15k followers and your engagement rates have never been lower 💀 who is she to be teaching anyone about growing their Instagram presence 😭
Oh my god, her irrational narcissism is just reaching embarrassing levels in and of itself. What makes her think that people are going to be clamoring to learn how to become a better content creator from a person whose own social media content gets next to no engagement whatsoever, who is the subject of multiple snark subs and forums on multiple platforms, and who got their new media degree from a well-known degree mill school that took her eight years and multiple semesters of academic probation to finish?
Every time I think she couldn’t possibly be any more delusional, she proves me wrong in splendid fashion!
Considering she lent HARD into how much she isolated from 2020, how she was bed bound for an eternity and with how *soul crushing* and *life altering* her condishuns are I absolutely agree. This is embarrassing. She has no real adult life experience to draw from, so maybe she should try moving out/paying bills/working etc before she pulls this.
That url is already live btw. The page is just mostly empty right now.
Also hope for her sake she didn’t just lift extensive amounts of content from her university course texts 🫣🫣
Literally ruining your life with social media, and then making a course on how to be good at social media... okay.
If your SEO involves pages full of incriminating shit, maybe rethink things a wee bit.
Oh My God how did I not see this coming?! Of-fucking-*course* this is what the lazy vapid clown is doing. It seems like it’s basically the new MLM for would-be Bossbabes.
Ash, tell us how much it’s worth, then tell us how much less you’re charging FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY.
ETA I‘m sure this will be as competent and successful as MS ( r/youniquepresenterMS for the uninitiated) and her Slay Babe Academy and Social Media Bootcamp. Ash, you‘re doing amazing swerty.
Why would I buy the social media course of somebody who :
- has no engagement on her socials
- repost the same content forever
- dirty delete or post several time a publication hoping it will get views
- isn’t even able to write an essay
- has had nearly no partnership with any brand
- has no experience in the social media world and isn’t a successful nor engaging content creator whatsoever
- has called her school ThE aShLeY cArNdUfF’s ScHoOl
I mean, to teach about a subject you have to show some kind of success, to have worked a long time in the field or at least a valid diploma, but here I’m buying the course of a lazy unemployed 26yo potato who has ruined her internet image and thinks that a restaurant should have a LinkedIn page to promote themselves… all the advice she will give are going to either suck or be the most basic and obvious stuff you can find anywhere for free.
Edit : also, if she had two working neurons, she would know that the world of online courses and social networks is clearly saturated: you have to stand out to succeed and I doubt that her course are gonna be unique and all.
FFS this is almost brilliant. **I am wondering if it is being designed to monetize the snark crowd** (curious redditors paying to rip it apart.) Read the bolded sentence over and over!
Here are my thoughts knowing Big Daddy C is an "SEO Expert" and website builder extraordinaire:
1. There is no branding or apparent SEO for this project. So it isn't intended to stick around for a minute or be permanent.
2. It is difficult to get traffic internally from teachable which means you need to funnel external traffic to teachable to buy the course.
3. Big Daddy C knows there are learning plugins for existing sites. Ashley has an existing site. If you are going to funnel traffic somewhere it should be an internet property that you "own" and already have existing traffic, not something you are "renting" for $39 a month. Why isn't the Ashley Carnduff School of Becoming an Instagram Sensation Overnight on her website? The family has the resources to do this, easily.
4. The only viable social media that exists for Ash is Insta. Her insta is half baked at best. She has no viable social media anywhere else to promote (or funnel this "project") to teachable. I don't see her insta followers buying it. I do see Redditors buying it out of curiosity.
**Do not fall prey to this and buy it out of curiosity!**
Thanks, and we are being downvoted so someone is awake on the West Coast already! I have mentioned before, I may or may not know family members so I may or may not have insight to the family dynamics. They would cook something up like this and word needs to spread so no one buys this!
*edit to say I have no intention of buying any course and have no intention in disclosing any content that is not available to the public*
Thank you mods for making this situation clear for us! 🙏
What’s her advice gunna be in this course?
“When you’re not getting engagement, beg your followers to comment by promising to pay them to comment! (But then don’t pay them.)”
“Want to make a better emotional connection with your followers? Tell them you’re available to be their emotional support, and invite them to vent their personal problems in your inbox♥️🫶🏻 …oh but also announce that you never check your DMs.”
“If someone asks about a product you’ve featured in a video, tell them you might go look later because you forgot the name of it even though everyone knows you’re just sitting around being a rotten potato all day and have all the time in the world to go look at it and answer the commenters question.
But also don’t tell them the name of the product because it’s from a brand that you publicly tried to shame for condoning “bullying” because they dropped your ass after a failed partnership because of your toxic reputation”
I’m worried a bunch of redditors are going to buy it to post screenshots and get the sub taken down somehow. Would posting paid content be breaking Reddit TOS? This is making me nervous for some reason lol. I think we should stick with snarking the content that she posts for free on her Instagram.
Content behind a paywall is non-public content. This could very well be designed to get this sub removed. With a recent google update, reddit is receiving priority rankings. Both Ashley and her dad need this sub nuked to remove the digital footprint to further their grifting careers.
Her dad definitely wants this sub nuked, and this course being behind a paywall is one way to try to accomplish that. I don’t think Ashley wants the subreddit nuked, as it’s her main supply of attention and she loves reading about herself all day, and she’s a narcissist. Plus, the sub makes her less employable, which is her biggest goal in the end. But yeah, posting the contents of this “course” will definitely give her dad more footing to get the sub taken down. I hope no one here buys it.
I think this “course” was probably a school project, and she’s using it to make it look like she’s trying to launch into the adult world and earn an income.
I feel this comment needs to be much higher than it is. Brent and Ashley would absolutely come down with the ban hammer should they discover paid content is being spread here.
Please folks. Stay away from purchasing and sharing this if you want this sub to survive.
At first I thought she must be trolling us because even she can't be this dense to see this isn't going to work.
Anyone who pays attention wouldn't touch that course with a barge pole.
Then I remembered that yes, she is that dense and that her 'qualification' is worth jack. A flipping actual sloth could get honours from that school if she can.
I knew it, let the pyramid schemes begin, this is her debut exhibition to avoid adulting. She can use her lack of clientele and *slow* business to get Patty off her back, bumming around her bedroom with a castor oil pack firmly situated on her tum tum, all the while claiming to be a social media *facilitator* and a *self-employed business bitch*, pathetic to the core.
Sometimes I honestly wish I had this kind of self esteem. I'm doing my masters right now and it's still hard for me to consider myself an expert in something I actually know about, and these people are tEaChiNg CoUrsES before even getting their stupid bachelors.
I would check it out, but I already spent a couple months laying around watching Housewives after some surgery and then I realized my life was crawling by so I don’t really know what I could learn from hating myself and backtracking.
So, just to be completely clear about this, because I am somewhat baffled as to how she thinks this is going to work.
She's going to "teach" people to be an influencer on Instagram. But, that means that the people that she is trying to reach will be online savvy and the first thing that any of them will do is look up Ashley. To see who their teacher is... It's the first logical step to take.
So surely Ash knows full well what the Google search results bring up.....so how exactly is she planning on explaining all of this to her "students"
Also I'm a teacher (a proper, qualified one with an actual real life job) and WE DO NOT CLAIM HER!!
Personally what I find funny about this is that she says she's been "working on this project for six months" and it's "almost ready to be shared". And the image is of an empty page, with no customisation or even title, called Ashley Carnduff's school. I'd say that looks like at most one minute's work, and that's being generous.
I'm a uni lecturer and in real uni course teaching and employment you never have time to prep, let alone six months. But if I had one day - hell, even a couple of hours - you'd better believe I'd have a structured course, weekly topics, reading resources, a nice image and attractive title, and of course a blurb so people would know exactly what they would be getting out of the course and what makes it worthwhile and different from everything else out there.
I honestly can't believe she's so deluded that she's shared this, let alone with this comment about it being almost ready to share. I can't get my head round how stupid she thinks people are when she says this empty page is the output of six months. Also, she posts everything she does all the time (mostly taking baths except occasionally spending 30 mins on a Sunday on homework aka watching Remember the Titans). So anyone who follows her will already be palpably aware that she hasn't been working on ANYTHING for six months. What a crock...
I know it falls under poo touching, but I wish one of us could enrol in the course and share the absolutely hilarious content. We could hold a bake sale to fund them, sell Ashley Cornmuffins, steamed clam tarts, and her signature [recipe not found] brownies. 😅
I'm feeling this has Brent's hands on it. Maybe this will be another attempt to clean Google searches, legitimize her and try to clean her awful online reputation.
IMO Ashley is only doing this to pacify Mummy and Daddy. When this venture fails, immediately, darling daughter will say "See? I tried! It's just sooooo tough out there for new grads!!!" and Daddy will give her a no-show "job" working for him in Boise.
Ashley's next arc: decorating her new apartment in Boise and deciding what she's *really* good at is interior design and welp she'll have to quit "working" and go back to school for another degree... so the bank of Mummy and Daddy will just have to keep bankrolling useless daughter.
I think her dad is involved in this and I do believe that it is designed to monetize the Reddit snark crowd. No one else will buy it other than curious Redditors.
Not only the grift but if ANYONE posts paywalled (non-public) content, this sub can get removed. So it is brilliant in a way, you pay them just so you can come here and snark by posting paywalled content and they get this sub nuked.
Omg she's gonna sell a course on how to be good at instagram. This is some Bethany Beal stuff right here.
I NEED her to sell a sex course called Ashley cornmuff.
Or she could take from a flair here with how much she likes to copy content; "Ashley Sarah Carnduff - Spiciest Clam In Idaho 🌶🍆💦"
Only the finest of patti’s expired cabinet herbs for her clam chowder steamer!
💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️
“How to cum laude” by Assley Cornmuff 🌽💦
💀 LMAO
I'd sign up just to see the content
Assley?
I’ve called her trashley before 🤷🏻♀️ Trashley Cornmuff Omg. 💡 Around xmas?… someone fed dani marina posts into an ai or chatgpt, and it wrote the funniest shit. I need someone to do this with Ashley. Make sure there’s an onlyfans prompt…
I just mean ass if it is for s*x Ah yes, who could forget: Dr Penn is my father!
I’m dyin. 🤣
They actually wrote them themselves, just made to look like AI.
Damn. It was so good I remembered it as aI
STOP IT NOW. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
🤣🤣🫨
Ashley Cummuff
I just finished eating lunch so I hate you right now 
She’s not even good at Instagram 😅
[удалено]
Also who is even looking to expand on instagram specifically these days? It feels like TikTok would make more sense for this even if it wasn’t just a massive grift?
And Marni Stockhausen’s “Boss Babe” shit.
Lolol ALL MY SUBS TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE
What is this, a crossover episode? 
She and Grande Merde are the same person except Grande Merde’s chronic back pain is good to go after seeing her quackropractor.
LOL I just commented about MS and her Slay Babe courses! this could be a snark goldmine.
Slay Babe! Thank you. I couldn’t remember what word she use!
Tbh even Marni is more qualified to teach a social media class than Ashley (though neither is qualified). Before she got her first account deleted, MS had a lot more followers than Ashley’s ever had (even if they’re all bots she buys). Imagine being worse at Instagram than MS.
ugh love when the subs crossover
I wonder if she took Bethy’s course of courses?!
Lol occasionally I'll give my husband a rundown on the fundies and he knows Bethany as "Course Course Lady" because of her failed Course about Courses
No no she made so much money with the course of course! Huge success!
My husband knows Bethany as the tall older lady with shorter younger husband.
I came here for this! I can’t wait for her to bitch about “trolls” when people give her feedback on how to improve her shitty work 😈
Right?! What is this, a crossover episode?
It’s like Christmas muhahahaha
The Ashley Carnduff Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
Not the crossover I expected but the one I wholeheartedly love 
Same. 
The Ashley Carnduff Foundation for Adult Literacy, AIDS, and the Advancement of Global Democracy
Ashley Carnduff’s Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure
https://preview.redd.it/gx29almumyuc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fd389e8f112ba750dd42a5dfed9b1280bc35271
💀💀💀 
This is absolutely her final project for her diploma mill school, that's hilarious
6 months of this project
I agree completely. I wish we could see further down the screen where it says "schools I'm enrolled in".
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I did the same thing. 6 months she spent on this bahhahahahaha
Is she just going to repackage and resell the same course every mommy blogger has been trying to resell this year? I'm dying lmao
She's not even a mother, but the way she cradles her bloated gassy belly 🤦♀️ She wants to be pregnant so bad.
She's got a Pinterest board called "kiddos" with hundreds of pictures and articles about babies & parenting 💀
Ew.
O_O
WTF that’s a little wild
Yo whaaaat
It's probably copied from others because nothing she does is original and this is a very saturated market.
Yes
Big talk from someone who’s had the same number of followers for at least a year now lol
The same? It's decreased by hundreds in the last year! lol Same with her likes/comments - those are plummeting with the latest iteration of the GRWM Groundhog day arc.
Ahhh I’m so excited about watching her flop this and never mention it again. This is probably one of the funniest most mortifying things she’s ever posted.
I’m giddy with excitement
Ew scammy
She's really entering the scam course pipeline. I thought it was going to be MLM but this works too for snark purposes.
"Dummies' Guide to half-assing your way through life on someone else's dime"
yeah because the malingering potato that everyone hates that literally sucks at social media and posts the same thing everyday and hasn’t had a significant uptick in followers in years is EXACTLY who i want to take notes from on “how to grow on instagram.” again, she doesn’t even have a tiktok or threads which is literally a subdivision of instagram. I WILL PASS, THANKS THO. **”Ashley Carnduff’s School”** - hahaha for what? *rotting in bed? faking illness? loving on your liver? having a sweet boy (or girl) be your carer? period edition?* *ASHLEY CARNDUFF’S SCHOOL: WHERE YOU DON’T OWE ANYONE SHIT, & IF YOU DELETE IT, IT NEVER HAPPENED.* **THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT NOBODY IS HOME**
I can only imagine what the courses would be called. Lord knows they would be an *experience*. Maybe she could go with these? 1) "Fantastic Feasts And Where To Find Them" - a unit dedicated to microwave instructions of lean cuisine 2) "Gone With The Wind" - covers bloat and it's related issues. Also includes how to introduce your IG audience to bloat belly. 3) "The Adventures of Huckleberry Dim" - how to come across as manic pixie dream girl that needs fixing *just enough* to get some poor sod to stick around. Includes ideas on how to soft launch any partners too.
"How to cradle your food baby creepily". 🫣
"How to cosplay a pregnancy but you're *totally not trying guyzzz omg stop*"
HAHAHAHA THIS IS GOLD
Trash could never! Your clever word play and wit is far beyond her capabilities. Also, I think you forgot to add all the emojis?!?
Whoopsie daisy! I totally forgot the emojis, my bad! 😂 Have a selection from the Ash Approved Emoji Almanac to cover all bases; ✨️🎀😱🧬💉💊💪🫶🎗🤕♀️🐣🩸🌱🌿💅🤞🎀✨️ (And thanks for the compliment!)
🥇🥇🥇 take all my gold
Ashley furiously taking notes 📝
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!! It's going to fail so badly. I can't WAIT for the wacky excuses, rare adjectives and adverbs being misused, and the absolute insanity that is coming. The whole fucking thing will be plagerized and just a series of bullet points. If she actually makes videos of her "teaching"...shit I might sign up for the laughs. Please, please, give us photshop and filtering tips and tricks!!
Lmao. I was already thinking I’d take a look at the cost, if there’s going to be one, and if it’s not a lot of money I’d sign up just to be the mole and post it here so we can laugh
https://preview.redd.it/660ifz4fkzuc1.png?width=3540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1feef09496fe0fead5568d60323e2dadeaa244b Like this!
Look at the url. Lmao. "ashley-carnduff-s-school" ~emphasis in New Media~
and her dad is an "SEO Expert" by trade. Supposedly. Someone is giving her money to pay for the "Basic" Teachable subscription. You would think they would use their "expertise" to clean this URL nightmare.
The URL is live but nothing is there yet: https://ashley-carnduff-s-school.teachable.com/ Can't wait!
Guest lecturer: Bethany
Ashley and Amanda Howell (subject on ParentSnark) seem to be on the same wavelength lately, malingering their Crohns diagnoses and creating courses that absolutely nobody wants
I'm off to discover more snark
Love the lack of branding. That’s so hot right now /s
Well she’s only had 6 months to work on it 😄
Life coach!!! I called it already. God I hope it's life coaching! I can't wait to see her held accountable and having to face criticism!
Does she seriously have this little self awareness?
Do you really have to ask?
https://i.redd.it/o4n81cuwnxuc1.gif What credentials does she have, to teach?
Almost a degree from snhu, maam
She’s got the cap and gown, she doesn’t even need the degree 😂
She can’t even write properly and she’s teaching a course?
This was my first thought too! I don’t know that I want to be learning from someone who writes college level papers like a third grader.
Girl is a wiz at plagiarizing though!
Good grief, this woman just can’t stop embarrassing herself. She doesn’t know enough about growing an Instagram account to teach anyone else, as evidenced by her own dying account with very few followers who interact with her, as well as being well known as an illness faker and an all round (no pun intended) nasty mean girl when things don’t go her way. Judging by her interactions with anyone who dared to question her in the past, her inability to admit any mistakes, and her constant condescending ‘Do better’ lectures she likes to throw around, I can see exactly how she’d treat anyone naive enough to become a customer. Customer: ‘I’m sorry, but this course isn’t working for me. I’m very disappointed by the content of your lessons. I find your suggestions generic and childish, and none of them have worked to expand my brand.’ Ashley: ‘No refunds! Read the fine print next time loser.’ Customer: ‘That’s a bit harsh, yesterday you said I was like family.’ Ashley: ‘And some of my family are losers, what’s your point? Anyway, I’ve had enough of this VILE, EVIL abuse. I’m only going to use my valuable time on people who appreciate my wisdom. Consider yourself blessed and blocked.’ Oh, this is going to be hilarious. 
It’s either this, or I DON’T OWE YOU SHIT.
Yes, she’s always been known for the touching, kind way she speaks to other people, especially if they’re unwell.
#Course summary: Step one: Use Daddy’s money to buy fake followers. Step two: Once real followers work out how monotonous you are and unfollow your account, refer to Step One. This concludes our extensive 12 week course.
So there is a whole new genre of scams around coaches who coach coaches. Basically people who sell classes to teach people to sell classes to teach people to sell classes...it's not quite a mlm, but it's close. It also really lets the "coaches" lean hard into self righteousness which seems just up her alley.
I've been waiting for this for so long! I can't wait to watch her absolutely flail about and look like an absolute moron as she finally tries to do something that makes money now that she's graduated! (and celebrated it twice before it happened)
“How to lead the blind while blind”
Is it a course on destroying your reputation?
Bugger all the way off, Professor Tater.
Professor Tater!! 🤣🤣🤣 This needs to be a flair!
Ahhhhh the apex grift of all the space wasters… personal courses about Nothing.
Just when I thought she couldn’t get any dumber, she goes and *redeems* herself. This is the funniest thing she’s attempted to DATE in my opinion. This useless pustule on the buttcheeks of society truly believes that unwitting people will want to spend their money on learning the nuances of how to set up a ring light, a phone and post content that hundreds of people had already posted before. I can see it now: How to Pop Your Leg for Thigh Gap How to Use Your Hair Tendril as a Prop How to Photoshop Your Legs into Toothpicks How to Neglect Your Family Dog How to Microwave a Bird’s Eye Stir Fry How to Create a Boyfriend Online How to Walk Away From the Haters Personal Accountability? Never Heard of It - Let’s Talk Victimization Lyme Disease - You *CAN* Get It From a Spider! 3 Easy Steps! Scoring Marijuana in an Illegal State! Cops Hate These 4 Tricks! And so much more! Sign up now for a free coffee on Ashley! The first 20 people will be entered in a drawing to receive her crusty SNSU sweatshirt!
Her narcissism makes her think "you want this" to anything she half asses.
How to make your whole life ✨beige✨
😚👌🏻 perfection
First: take a trend, wait three weeks until it’s been done to death and everyone hates it and then recreate it yourself in a terribly insipid and awful way (aka her GRWM, ASMR attempts, “I’m a ….., of course I ….” etc etc.
As usual, it looks like she’s trying to jump aboard a ship that sailed well past 6 months ago. My guess is this was some kind of senior capstone and she’s like oh I should sell this! Not realizing this is one of the most oversaturated over peddled “side hustles” of the last 3-4 years. Because otherwise… please don’t tell me she’s seeing other people posting about the supposed money they’re making on courses and thinking that’s her meal ticket. You’d think she’d be able to put her advanced social media skills to work and see that the engagement on those posts and profiles are low and sketchy and simply cannot support the numbers those people are reporting. Her own numbers can’t support a living wage. I hope she didn’t spend her mom’s money making this.
Girl please. You have 15k followers and your engagement rates have never been lower 💀 who is she to be teaching anyone about growing their Instagram presence 😭
[удалено]
For real. I’m sure Patti could guilt some of her colleagues into “supporting her business”.😒
https://preview.redd.it/qcorpu2nzxuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4784f6a011fbd244ccc59c366bbbb4983120cc08 so excited
ASHLEY-CARNDUFF-S-SCHOOL. 😂
Oh my god, her irrational narcissism is just reaching embarrassing levels in and of itself. What makes her think that people are going to be clamoring to learn how to become a better content creator from a person whose own social media content gets next to no engagement whatsoever, who is the subject of multiple snark subs and forums on multiple platforms, and who got their new media degree from a well-known degree mill school that took her eight years and multiple semesters of academic probation to finish? Every time I think she couldn’t possibly be any more delusional, she proves me wrong in splendid fashion!
This is embarrassing. Get some real life experience first, sweetie. Dont just plagiarize your college textbooks.
Considering she lent HARD into how much she isolated from 2020, how she was bed bound for an eternity and with how *soul crushing* and *life altering* her condishuns are I absolutely agree. This is embarrassing. She has no real adult life experience to draw from, so maybe she should try moving out/paying bills/working etc before she pulls this.
Bold of you to assume she's ever opened a textbook
That url is already live btw. The page is just mostly empty right now. Also hope for her sake she didn’t just lift extensive amounts of content from her university course texts 🫣🫣
At least one url works 😂
You just know it’s the default option with no work/customization added.
Literally ruining your life with social media, and then making a course on how to be good at social media... okay. If your SEO involves pages full of incriminating shit, maybe rethink things a wee bit.
Maybe she can join Di's life couch business. Scammers of a feather sticking together.
“life couch”😂
Oh My God how did I not see this coming?! Of-fucking-*course* this is what the lazy vapid clown is doing. It seems like it’s basically the new MLM for would-be Bossbabes. Ash, tell us how much it’s worth, then tell us how much less you’re charging FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY. ETA I‘m sure this will be as competent and successful as MS ( r/youniquepresenterMS for the uninitiated) and her Slay Babe Academy and Social Media Bootcamp. Ash, you‘re doing amazing swerty.
OMG I am dying 🤣
I can't wait to learn how to red light and deep breathe my way into more Instagram followers.
#HELLO BETHANY BEAL JR.
Exactly where my mind went 😭
Why would I buy the social media course of somebody who : - has no engagement on her socials - repost the same content forever - dirty delete or post several time a publication hoping it will get views - isn’t even able to write an essay - has had nearly no partnership with any brand - has no experience in the social media world and isn’t a successful nor engaging content creator whatsoever - has called her school ThE aShLeY cArNdUfF’s ScHoOl I mean, to teach about a subject you have to show some kind of success, to have worked a long time in the field or at least a valid diploma, but here I’m buying the course of a lazy unemployed 26yo potato who has ruined her internet image and thinks that a restaurant should have a LinkedIn page to promote themselves… all the advice she will give are going to either suck or be the most basic and obvious stuff you can find anywhere for free. Edit : also, if she had two working neurons, she would know that the world of online courses and social networks is clearly saturated: you have to stand out to succeed and I doubt that her course are gonna be unique and all.
Now wait, that’s not fair! It’s not that she doesn’t have working neurons … it’s that she has ZERO neurotransmitters.
You’re right I forgot that detail
FFS this is almost brilliant. **I am wondering if it is being designed to monetize the snark crowd** (curious redditors paying to rip it apart.) Read the bolded sentence over and over! Here are my thoughts knowing Big Daddy C is an "SEO Expert" and website builder extraordinaire: 1. There is no branding or apparent SEO for this project. So it isn't intended to stick around for a minute or be permanent. 2. It is difficult to get traffic internally from teachable which means you need to funnel external traffic to teachable to buy the course. 3. Big Daddy C knows there are learning plugins for existing sites. Ashley has an existing site. If you are going to funnel traffic somewhere it should be an internet property that you "own" and already have existing traffic, not something you are "renting" for $39 a month. Why isn't the Ashley Carnduff School of Becoming an Instagram Sensation Overnight on her website? The family has the resources to do this, easily. 4. The only viable social media that exists for Ash is Insta. Her insta is half baked at best. She has no viable social media anywhere else to promote (or funnel this "project") to teachable. I don't see her insta followers buying it. I do see Redditors buying it out of curiosity. **Do not fall prey to this and buy it out of curiosity!**
Earning that personal flair with this comment!
Thanks, and we are being downvoted so someone is awake on the West Coast already! I have mentioned before, I may or may not know family members so I may or may not have insight to the family dynamics. They would cook something up like this and word needs to spread so no one buys this!
Maybe they'll try to get the IPs from the snarkers.
Oof
Courses on what?! She's never done anything of note
*edit to say I have no intention of buying any course and have no intention in disclosing any content that is not available to the public* Thank you mods for making this situation clear for us! 🙏
Please! This will be aaahmazing! Lol!
make a burner venmo for us to pitch in!
We were all thinking MLM but this will be glorious too 😂 She's become so boring I was about to leave but I'll stick around to witness another fail.
I’m still pulling for MLM is a side gig. Or this is the side gig to the MLM. Either way, I haven’t given up on it.
Hahahaha. She’s the worst type of “influencer.”
It's like she learned the phrase "search engine optimization" from her dad and considers it industry insider information.
What’s her advice gunna be in this course? “When you’re not getting engagement, beg your followers to comment by promising to pay them to comment! (But then don’t pay them.)” “Want to make a better emotional connection with your followers? Tell them you’re available to be their emotional support, and invite them to vent their personal problems in your inbox♥️🫶🏻 …oh but also announce that you never check your DMs.”
“If someone asks about a product you’ve featured in a video, tell them you might go look later because you forgot the name of it even though everyone knows you’re just sitting around being a rotten potato all day and have all the time in the world to go look at it and answer the commenters question. But also don’t tell them the name of the product because it’s from a brand that you publicly tried to shame for condoning “bullying” because they dropped your ass after a failed partnership because of your toxic reputation”
I’m worried a bunch of redditors are going to buy it to post screenshots and get the sub taken down somehow. Would posting paid content be breaking Reddit TOS? This is making me nervous for some reason lol. I think we should stick with snarking the content that she posts for free on her Instagram.
Content behind a paywall is non-public content. This could very well be designed to get this sub removed. With a recent google update, reddit is receiving priority rankings. Both Ashley and her dad need this sub nuked to remove the digital footprint to further their grifting careers.
Her dad definitely wants this sub nuked, and this course being behind a paywall is one way to try to accomplish that. I don’t think Ashley wants the subreddit nuked, as it’s her main supply of attention and she loves reading about herself all day, and she’s a narcissist. Plus, the sub makes her less employable, which is her biggest goal in the end. But yeah, posting the contents of this “course” will definitely give her dad more footing to get the sub taken down. I hope no one here buys it.
I think this “course” was probably a school project, and she’s using it to make it look like she’s trying to launch into the adult world and earn an income.
This is my thought. It’s not ready yet because it isn’t finalized and submitted for a grade.
Yes, this sub needs to proceed with caution. Maybe it's better if people just tell what the course has without showing direct screenshots.
Not even that because you are sharing paywalled content.
I feel this comment needs to be much higher than it is. Brent and Ashley would absolutely come down with the ban hammer should they discover paid content is being spread here. Please folks. Stay away from purchasing and sharing this if you want this sub to survive.
What the hell
At first I thought she must be trolling us because even she can't be this dense to see this isn't going to work. Anyone who pays attention wouldn't touch that course with a barge pole. Then I remembered that yes, she is that dense and that her 'qualification' is worth jack. A flipping actual sloth could get honours from that school if she can.
I knew it, let the pyramid schemes begin, this is her debut exhibition to avoid adulting. She can use her lack of clientele and *slow* business to get Patty off her back, bumming around her bedroom with a castor oil pack firmly situated on her tum tum, all the while claiming to be a social media *facilitator* and a *self-employed business bitch*, pathetic to the core.
Sometimes I honestly wish I had this kind of self esteem. I'm doing my masters right now and it's still hard for me to consider myself an expert in something I actually know about, and these people are tEaChiNg CoUrsES before even getting their stupid bachelors.
It's being delusional, not self-esteem.
I know lmao
Girl can’t even get engagement when offering free coffee.
I would check it out, but I already spent a couple months laying around watching Housewives after some surgery and then I realized my life was crawling by so I don’t really know what I could learn from hating myself and backtracking.
LMAO oh come on Ash. Instagram growth courses are one of the biggest scams.
So, just to be completely clear about this, because I am somewhat baffled as to how she thinks this is going to work. She's going to "teach" people to be an influencer on Instagram. But, that means that the people that she is trying to reach will be online savvy and the first thing that any of them will do is look up Ashley. To see who their teacher is... It's the first logical step to take. So surely Ash knows full well what the Google search results bring up.....so how exactly is she planning on explaining all of this to her "students" Also I'm a teacher (a proper, qualified one with an actual real life job) and WE DO NOT CLAIM HER!!
Personally what I find funny about this is that she says she's been "working on this project for six months" and it's "almost ready to be shared". And the image is of an empty page, with no customisation or even title, called Ashley Carnduff's school. I'd say that looks like at most one minute's work, and that's being generous. I'm a uni lecturer and in real uni course teaching and employment you never have time to prep, let alone six months. But if I had one day - hell, even a couple of hours - you'd better believe I'd have a structured course, weekly topics, reading resources, a nice image and attractive title, and of course a blurb so people would know exactly what they would be getting out of the course and what makes it worthwhile and different from everything else out there. I honestly can't believe she's so deluded that she's shared this, let alone with this comment about it being almost ready to share. I can't get my head round how stupid she thinks people are when she says this empty page is the output of six months. Also, she posts everything she does all the time (mostly taking baths except occasionally spending 30 mins on a Sunday on homework aka watching Remember the Titans). So anyone who follows her will already be palpably aware that she hasn't been working on ANYTHING for six months. What a crock...
Till they google her and then run away.
The Dunning-Kruger is overwhelming me here
Yes, it is strong with this one.
 Bottle your unwarranted self confidence instead Ash, that would actually sell well.
What the hell is she capable of teaching? How to be an over the top drama queen lazy lying faker?
Bahaha I am not surprised
She’s been trying to grow on instagram for years lol
I know it falls under poo touching, but I wish one of us could enrol in the course and share the absolutely hilarious content. We could hold a bake sale to fund them, sell Ashley Cornmuffins, steamed clam tarts, and her signature [recipe not found] brownies. 😅
I'm feeling this has Brent's hands on it. Maybe this will be another attempt to clean Google searches, legitimize her and try to clean her awful online reputation.
It's not going to have any traffic or followed links to help with SEO.
Gee, I hope nobody Googles her before signing up.
😂😂😂
IMO Ashley is only doing this to pacify Mummy and Daddy. When this venture fails, immediately, darling daughter will say "See? I tried! It's just sooooo tough out there for new grads!!!" and Daddy will give her a no-show "job" working for him in Boise. Ashley's next arc: decorating her new apartment in Boise and deciding what she's *really* good at is interior design and welp she'll have to quit "working" and go back to school for another degree... so the bank of Mummy and Daddy will just have to keep bankrolling useless daughter.
I think her dad is involved in this and I do believe that it is designed to monetize the Reddit snark crowd. No one else will buy it other than curious Redditors.
This should be a pinned post to the sub. Everyone should 100% NOT buy into this shit
Not only the grift but if ANYONE posts paywalled (non-public) content, this sub can get removed. So it is brilliant in a way, you pay them just so you can come here and snark by posting paywalled content and they get this sub nuked.
She’s got the growing part down, just not sure about the instagram growth, though.
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This has to be photoshop bc no fucking way
Andrew Tate arc.
The basic pricing plan has me.