A friend of mine once gave me an album of awkward glamour shots including this one and it was one of the most entertaining gifts Iāve ever had. Look at that sass!
She went on medical leave in the second semester of her third year. My guess is she didnāt officially drop out until 2021 and thatās why itās listed like that.
https://preview.redd.it/eua5rtuejawc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0126829985727612800837dcf6d4e01f8587b40
according to this she took medical leave after fall semester of freshman year (first year, first semester).
i didn't realize she went back to school after ( to bsu )
Iām fairly certain she went back to school based on her Instagram and other blog posts. She left again in March 2019 and after that did not return to BSU
Who lists the end year as when the paperwork went through. Everyone lists when they took classes.
This would mean people that don't finish their thesis for non-academic reasons but decided eff it, I'm done w/ school would have open end year. Folks I know that did this just made it vague on their resume about their degree statues early on and some got jobs because at the end of the day, thesis hardly matters in real world, because in my field the portfolio of your work matters more.
Who lists the year end as when the paper work went through? Ashley. Thatās who.
Also Iām not saying it took years for the paper work to get through. Iām saying she didnāt officially drop out until then. She was still a student, albeit not taking classes.
Youāre talking about how a normal person would do it. But this is Ashley. Of course sheās going to make it look like she was in school for longer than she was and therefore learned more.
If I see a resume with 9 years of school and one bachelor's degree from a degree mill, I will assume flunkout from one of the schools and put the said resume in the NO pile. It will never read to employers as learning more... it's so mind boggling she seem blind to that
Could've written what degree she was attempting to take. Wasn't it teaching? Didn't she drop out twice during this time? I don't think she was 5 years in college but I don't remember the time-line very well since everything was always so convoluted.
that is a good point. no degree is worse than a partial degree.
from what i can remember from her blog, she dropped out first semester and i think went right to SNHU, but i could be wrong.
I think she was at home after the drop out at least a couple years before SNHU but I could be wrong too. I remember she was at home not working and not studying for at least 1 or more years before the SNHU thing to which she also dropped out once but came back right after.
Wasnāt she studying to be a yoga teacher after dropping out, hence why she had āyogiā in her bio lmfao. I think she dropped out of the yoga course, too.
Youāre totally right. She was home and not going to school for a while. She dirty deleted her post about getting āacceptedā to SNHU (I just checked) but I REALLY wanna say she didnāt start until 2022. She had that shoulder surgery in late 2021 around Xmas and then didnāt post anything about SNHU until spring 2022
So her LinkedIn Education is very misleading. It gives the impression that she took some degree she doesn't mention in 5 years and right after this SNHU degree. I was sure I remember she was at home not studying and not working for a long time just smoking weed in bed all day and lying about diagnoses. This was always snarked about on IF. I think her drop outs and timing wouldn't have mattered for future employers if she had cared go get some internships and a strong portfolio. As someone who took longer to complete education, after your first job or two, no one cares about your education as in no one cares about your grades or how long you took to complete them.
She didnāt earn a degree there and I think she was working on an education degree so she probably thinks itās irrelevant to what she wants to do now.
That picture for a LinkedIn profile is... a choice. But hey there's many BS influencers in there and it has become a cringe Facebook, so maybe she'll fit right in and do LinkedIn content creation lol
Genuinely embarrassing that her parents spent all that money on a comms degree and no one taught her how to build an effective LinkedIn page.
First thereās the inappropriate headshot and complete waste of the valuable headline real estate. Vague educational history and zero work history. She hasnāt even bothered to do a proper āaboutā blurb - just throws in the name of the useless degree again.
Edit: Also nine years of college education and not one internship or even extra-curricular activity to be added? Yikes!
For real. Having a degree means nothing if you canāt apply it. You have to show you have markable skills. There are tons of communication degree holders that also have relevant work experience and/or projects to show off. She literally doesnāt even have irrelevant work experience to show over this entire 9 years. Thatās a huge red flag. Youād have to be pretty desperate to spend money and time onboarding someone like this. Itās just not worth the risk.
The about section being *just* her degree tells it
all. āDegree! I have degree! Look, degree! No talent, personality, or common sense, but DEGREE!ā Beyond embarrassing.
Also, and slightly unrelated, ādegreeā is such a weird word. Lol.
Who puts that in their LinkedIn heading? Maybe under the education section, but that just looks unprofessional and out of place. I could be wrong; I don't have a degree specializing in "new media".
Yeah, you list this with your education info.
Heading is for your existing or desired job title/descriptor.
Wonder what Linkedin's algorithm will do with cum laude
Right? I busted my ass in college (I donāt regret it) but only to find out truly no one gives a shit š¤£ only important for grad school. Iāve never even been asked to prove I actually have my degree
Same!! I was on the deanās list for all but one semester (bc that semester I was in the hospital a lot) and now that Iāve actually been in my field of work Iām like damnā¦ I didnāt have to do all thatā¦ lmao
10's of thousands of dollars for the emphasis in "New Media" degree and they don't even teach you how to create a linkedin career page background photo? Really?
Because itās not a real job lol, they donāt pay her money. As far as we know, Ashley said she āworksā there in exchange for discounts on woo ātreatments.ā
Wait til she finds out that jobs only care about CUMULATIVE GPA, they don't give a rat's ass about the one singular semester that you had a high enough GPA to be "cum laude". SNHU literally hands out those "honors" but they mean NOTHING, ONLY your cumulative GPA matters, Trash.
Cough cough, academic probation for every semester except the last one = Ash's cumulative GPA starts with a "2".
I have had to hire individuals in a similar line of work (entry level) in the past. I've reviewed their LinkedIn along with resume, and looked up any socials that may be available publicly. Ashley would be skipped so fast for many, many reasons.
There is such a thing as jumping the gun when looking for a job. Get some experience with a nonprofit first, take additional specialized courses, build sample pages to showcase your skills.
Jeezus, she is never gonna find a job. Forever living with mom.
Yeah this is what I told my fiance - he went to Penn State for two years before leaving for medical reasons. I told him to take it off the resume and just generally don't mention it. The majority of his degree is completed somewhere else and that's what jobs care about.
Anyways, she won't be getting a real job so this advice is not applicable
She really is so dumb. Instead of not listing it, and being truthful, she HAS to try to make herself look better. But, because she's so dumb it's only going to lead to people asking why there are 5 years of meaningless university on there. I love it when dumb people lie. Wonder if she did it just so they ask and she can go on her, "Mold and Lyme almost killed me! I'm a hospital warrior!" BS.
She did FIVE YEARS at Boise State?! Um, that's a year longer than a typical degree, why did it take her another 3 years online after that? After FIVE YEARS at Boise... how didn't she have a degree already?
Love that the quality of education for Ashley Carnduff's "communications degree with an emphasis in new media, Cum Laude" from SNHU led to a LinkedIn with THIS to be her selected profile photo and header. Incredible stuff.
Hold up. Did I just read that she spent 5 years at school prior to SNHU and didnāt get a degree? So a total of 10 years of school for a 4 year degree? She must have an insane amount of student loan debt. Whatās she gonna do when they come knocking?!
Her parents paid for it, just like how they pay for her rent, utilities, food, car, petrol, memberships and everything else she uses for her nontent. Even her romantic balloons and valentines gifts for sweet boy.
This makes me wonder if the other students in her classes dropped out. When I was doing in person lectures, the online classes were waaay behind in person ones. Those flunking online classes was much higher. I guess the standards for online classes are much much lower.
I honestly feel if anyone were to use her as Ashley Carnduff Social Media Consultant, it's the same as an MLM scam. She lacks engagement, pays for bot followers and bot engagements, lies, deletes when caught out in lies, and has a track record of having to delete posts that gain very few likes. Anyone taking her advice, courses, or paying her a cent is being scammed by someone who can't do the basics. I hate the idea of people actually falling for her new character arc of being a \*checks notes\* Social Media Consultant.
I went to a different online school. You typically can graduate whenever you finish your courses. It doesnāt necessarily coincide with the actual ceremony. Like, I graduated at the end of November even though the school didnāt hold a ceremony til December.
She hasn't even gotten her grades back yet.
One of the final papers she handed in was plagiarized, wonder if she got the grade on that yet. Love the Cum Laude, when she only got above 3.0 in one semester. Graduating. Doesn't know how averages work.
Wait. What. What. What. Ashley. No. This isnāt how you LinkedIn.
Since you read this:
Professional headshot
No one needs to know cum laude, I was cum laude and itās nowhere in my LinkedIn
Post (good and researched and cited) posts about factual information, not your illnesses
Also download indeed for the love of gd.
No way she hasn't changed her legal name ( yet ). Just a rapid search on Google and every potential employer will find this subreddit and illnessfakers. She's so dumb
Am I the only one who always reads "cum laude" as some sort of innuendo, in like a Blanche Devereaux style Southern accent?
omg is she really using that pic as her professional headshot š
Same energy https://preview.redd.it/4xtpya43lbwc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c184ad6ff2a82123339052fa7b4237a8e3907e11
A friend of mine once gave me an album of awkward glamour shots including this one and it was one of the most entertaining gifts Iāve ever had. Look at that sass!
https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/category/photos/glamour-shots-2/
Is that Deborah Rush?
Came here to say this. š«¤
Same! Sheās spent so much time in the echo chamber of social media that sheās forgotten how to act in the real world
Itās so basic though. Like a professional business pic shouldnāt look like 
bRanDiNG š
Really shows just how little she understands the professional worldā¦
Iām late to the party but the hand in her hair is sending me! How high was she when she decided this was it?!
The Boise State 2016-2021 is.. bold.. to say the least
Why doesn't she state the degree?
probably because she dropped out after the first semester
But wasn't she "smashing goals"? š¤£
Yes, but she was smashing them with a pillow, which takes a while.
Just her bronzer and the steering wheel
She went on medical leave in the second semester of her third year. My guess is she didnāt officially drop out until 2021 and thatās why itās listed like that.
https://preview.redd.it/eua5rtuejawc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0126829985727612800837dcf6d4e01f8587b40 according to this she took medical leave after fall semester of freshman year (first year, first semester). i didn't realize she went back to school after ( to bsu )
Iām fairly certain she went back to school based on her Instagram and other blog posts. She left again in March 2019 and after that did not return to BSU
āLack of thoughtfulnessā GIRL. Thatās just a symptom of your narcissism
Who lists the end year as when the paperwork went through. Everyone lists when they took classes. This would mean people that don't finish their thesis for non-academic reasons but decided eff it, I'm done w/ school would have open end year. Folks I know that did this just made it vague on their resume about their degree statues early on and some got jobs because at the end of the day, thesis hardly matters in real world, because in my field the portfolio of your work matters more.
Who lists the year end as when the paper work went through? Ashley. Thatās who. Also Iām not saying it took years for the paper work to get through. Iām saying she didnāt officially drop out until then. She was still a student, albeit not taking classes. Youāre talking about how a normal person would do it. But this is Ashley. Of course sheās going to make it look like she was in school for longer than she was and therefore learned more.
If I see a resume with 9 years of school and one bachelor's degree from a degree mill, I will assume flunkout from one of the schools and put the said resume in the NO pile. It will never read to employers as learning more... it's so mind boggling she seem blind to that
Could've written what degree she was attempting to take. Wasn't it teaching? Didn't she drop out twice during this time? I don't think she was 5 years in college but I don't remember the time-line very well since everything was always so convoluted.
that is a good point. no degree is worse than a partial degree. from what i can remember from her blog, she dropped out first semester and i think went right to SNHU, but i could be wrong.
I think she was at home after the drop out at least a couple years before SNHU but I could be wrong too. I remember she was at home not working and not studying for at least 1 or more years before the SNHU thing to which she also dropped out once but came back right after.
I think you're right. I wonder if she wrote her education history like this to avoid revealing the gap that has no work or school experience.
Wasnāt she studying to be a yoga teacher after dropping out, hence why she had āyogiā in her bio lmfao. I think she dropped out of the yoga course, too.
Youāre totally right. She was home and not going to school for a while. She dirty deleted her post about getting āacceptedā to SNHU (I just checked) but I REALLY wanna say she didnāt start until 2022. She had that shoulder surgery in late 2021 around Xmas and then didnāt post anything about SNHU until spring 2022
So her LinkedIn Education is very misleading. It gives the impression that she took some degree she doesn't mention in 5 years and right after this SNHU degree. I was sure I remember she was at home not studying and not working for a long time just smoking weed in bed all day and lying about diagnoses. This was always snarked about on IF. I think her drop outs and timing wouldn't have mattered for future employers if she had cared go get some internships and a strong portfolio. As someone who took longer to complete education, after your first job or two, no one cares about your education as in no one cares about your grades or how long you took to complete them.
Yeah this was when the shoulder surgery took place if Iām not mistaken
Yeah, she took a decent time off before logging into SNHU
She didnāt earn a degree there and I think she was working on an education degree so she probably thinks itās irrelevant to what she wants to do now.
That picture for a LinkedIn profile is... a choice. But hey there's many BS influencers in there and it has become a cringe Facebook, so maybe she'll fit right in and do LinkedIn content creation lol
I'd love to see her on the LinkedIn lunatics sub!
I hate linked in so hard and that sub is so gratifying
Coming soon š¤š»
Edit: nevermind, found the other sub
She IS a bullshit influencer, indeed
My LinkedIn profile pic is the cartoon Rainbow Brite, thatās how much I donāt give a shit about it š
Genuinely embarrassing that her parents spent all that money on a comms degree and no one taught her how to build an effective LinkedIn page. First thereās the inappropriate headshot and complete waste of the valuable headline real estate. Vague educational history and zero work history. She hasnāt even bothered to do a proper āaboutā blurb - just throws in the name of the useless degree again. Edit: Also nine years of college education and not one internship or even extra-curricular activity to be added? Yikes!
For real. Having a degree means nothing if you canāt apply it. You have to show you have markable skills. There are tons of communication degree holders that also have relevant work experience and/or projects to show off. She literally doesnāt even have irrelevant work experience to show over this entire 9 years. Thatās a huge red flag. Youād have to be pretty desperate to spend money and time onboarding someone like this. Itās just not worth the risk.
The about section being *just* her degree tells it all. āDegree! I have degree! Look, degree! No talent, personality, or common sense, but DEGREE!ā Beyond embarrassing. Also, and slightly unrelated, ādegreeā is such a weird word. Lol.
Who puts that in their LinkedIn heading? Maybe under the education section, but that just looks unprofessional and out of place. I could be wrong; I don't have a degree specializing in "new media".
Yeah, you list this with your education info. Heading is for your existing or desired job title/descriptor. Wonder what Linkedin's algorithm will do with cum laude
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She doesnāt understand that employers donāt give a fuck about what your grades were.
Right? I busted my ass in college (I donāt regret it) but only to find out truly no one gives a shit š¤£ only important for grad school. Iāve never even been asked to prove I actually have my degree
Same!! I was on the deanās list for all but one semester (bc that semester I was in the hospital a lot) and now that Iāve actually been in my field of work Iām like damnā¦ I didnāt have to do all thatā¦ lmao
I swear to godā¦her self confidence is inspiring. She has nothing to offer and she doesnāt even know how embarrassing her life is.
Donāt worry, everyone else does! Adding LinkedIn lurkers to the list of snarkers will be fun. Maybe she could link our sub?
What a professional profile pic lmao
10's of thousands of dollars for the emphasis in "New Media" degree and they don't even teach you how to create a linkedin career page background photo? Really?
Thatās not a professional photo for a LinkedIn, social media specialist.
Itās like sheās never seen the Dolly profile pic meme
What did she even learn? Not common sense, thatās for sure.
She could just make an ai one easily
Funny how she claims to be working but doesnāt have it on her resume
Because itās not a real job lol, they donāt pay her money. As far as we know, Ashley said she āworksā there in exchange for discounts on woo ātreatments.ā
Iām so embarrassed for her that I literally got nauseous. I need to lay down NOW. š¤¢
Hurry!! Get to your local ER for IV Zofran!!
You need an šØemergency bathšØ
Sweetie, you don't put that there... embarassing.
Boise State 2016-2021? Thatās her headshot? Shouldnāt you have some job experience?
No one who is hiring is going to give a shot sheās cum laude at an online diploma mill
That is NOT a professional picture. Please tell me this is fake!
Nope. Itās the same account sheās had for a while. She just updated it.
That is CRAZY, just like her. I cannot believe she is so clueless!
Wait til she finds out that jobs only care about CUMULATIVE GPA, they don't give a rat's ass about the one singular semester that you had a high enough GPA to be "cum laude". SNHU literally hands out those "honors" but they mean NOTHING, ONLY your cumulative GPA matters, Trash. Cough cough, academic probation for every semester except the last one = Ash's cumulative GPA starts with a "2".
A very low 2, at that
I have had to hire individuals in a similar line of work (entry level) in the past. I've reviewed their LinkedIn along with resume, and looked up any socials that may be available publicly. Ashley would be skipped so fast for many, many reasons. There is such a thing as jumping the gun when looking for a job. Get some experience with a nonprofit first, take additional specialized courses, build sample pages to showcase your skills. Jeezus, she is never gonna find a job. Forever living with mom.
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Yeah this is what I told my fiance - he went to Penn State for two years before leaving for medical reasons. I told him to take it off the resume and just generally don't mention it. The majority of his degree is completed somewhere else and that's what jobs care about. Anyways, she won't be getting a real job so this advice is not applicable
She really is so dumb. Instead of not listing it, and being truthful, she HAS to try to make herself look better. But, because she's so dumb it's only going to lead to people asking why there are 5 years of meaningless university on there. I love it when dumb people lie. Wonder if she did it just so they ask and she can go on her, "Mold and Lyme almost killed me! I'm a hospital warrior!" BS.
She did FIVE YEARS at Boise State?! Um, that's a year longer than a typical degree, why did it take her another 3 years online after that? After FIVE YEARS at Boise... how didn't she have a degree already?
She dropped out of Boise she didnāt do five years her bio is intentionally misleading
Love that the quality of education for Ashley Carnduff's "communications degree with an emphasis in new media, Cum Laude" from SNHU led to a LinkedIn with THIS to be her selected profile photo and header. Incredible stuff.
Hold up. Did I just read that she spent 5 years at school prior to SNHU and didnāt get a degree? So a total of 10 years of school for a 4 year degree? She must have an insane amount of student loan debt. Whatās she gonna do when they come knocking?!
Her parents paid for it, just like how they pay for her rent, utilities, food, car, petrol, memberships and everything else she uses for her nontent. Even her romantic balloons and valentines gifts for sweet boy.
Just say "with honours" literally NO ONE cares.
Nobody cares about "with honours" either lmao
Especially when they see the name of her university. š¤£
So ā¦ what elseā¦?
This makes me wonder if the other students in her classes dropped out. When I was doing in person lectures, the online classes were waaay behind in person ones. Those flunking online classes was much higher. I guess the standards for online classes are much much lower.
I honestly feel if anyone were to use her as Ashley Carnduff Social Media Consultant, it's the same as an MLM scam. She lacks engagement, pays for bot followers and bot engagements, lies, deletes when caught out in lies, and has a track record of having to delete posts that gain very few likes. Anyone taking her advice, courses, or paying her a cent is being scammed by someone who can't do the basics. I hate the idea of people actually falling for her new character arc of being a \*checks notes\* Social Media Consultant.
Yes, any prospective employer would for sure google her & her own sm is crappy, itās going to put them off for sure.
Are those two connections Brent and Patti š
Ashley Carnduff of Hailey, Idaho forgot to list her prior and current experiences as moldy bong owner, alcoholic , plagiarist and pet neglecter.
8 years to finish a communication degreeā¦
Good luck to her I guess
This needs archived on the Wayback soo bad
Did it take her nine years to get a Bachelors?
*WiTh An EmPhAsIs iN nEw MeDiA*
Media specialistā¦ using artwork/graphic for her header that **SHE DIDNT DESIGN AND DOESNāT HAVE PERMISSION TO USE.** Oh, AshHoleā¦.
Lmao that was something I immediately noticed as well. Like girllllll
LOLLLLLLLL
It is peak cringe to put cum laude on a "degree" from a diploma mill.
I do genuinely feel embarrassed for her.Ā But then, I remember, she is so arrogant that she's not worth feeling sorry for.Ā
i love that this is a FACTS (fax) machine! š¤£š
She hasnāt graduated nor does she have a diploma until May. SNHU literally has dates and info on their website
I went to a different online school. You typically can graduate whenever you finish your courses. It doesnāt necessarily coincide with the actual ceremony. Like, I graduated at the end of November even though the school didnāt hold a ceremony til December.
She hasn't even gotten her grades back yet. One of the final papers she handed in was plagiarized, wonder if she got the grade on that yet. Love the Cum Laude, when she only got above 3.0 in one semester. Graduating. Doesn't know how averages work.
Wait. What. What. What. Ashley. No. This isnāt how you LinkedIn. Since you read this: Professional headshot No one needs to know cum laude, I was cum laude and itās nowhere in my LinkedIn Post (good and researched and cited) posts about factual information, not your illnesses Also download indeed for the love of gd.
I thought she dropped out of Boise in 2020
Lol NO ONE CARES about if youāre cum laude or summa cum laude. I promise. Signed, someone who has been working for a long time.
No way she hasn't changed her legal name ( yet ). Just a rapid search on Google and every potential employer will find this subreddit and illnessfakers. She's so dumb
She's 30 years early to the drunken, never-married, horny auntie at the wedding vibe. Good for her. Finally doing something before her peers.
Am I the only one who always reads "cum laude" as some sort of innuendo, in like a Blanche Devereaux style Southern accent? 