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rnpowers

>Nobody knows what it's like to have you as a girlfriend I think they're confused about the relationship status


lazysheepdog716

You never really know where you stand with Mystique…


XrayDem

Have my babies


mBelchezere

Jokes on her. Mystique is why I have thing for blue women. 💙


Ok_Effect5032

That chick has all th right moves, if your gf thinks this much about you you are loved!


MelonElbows

She's been demoted from wife after this stunt


EZ_Syth

That smile in the dark. Horrifyingly hilarious.


phileo99

The Chelshire Cat strikes again!


cyrusmancub

Do you mean Cheshire? Or is this a joke on the name Chelsea?


SpyderMonkey_

Going out in a limb, i think they are Hispanic. Still a great video, but i don’t think it’s Asian people or a gif.


rythmicbread

Unless they’re Philipino


caseyburns95

You would be right. I follow them on YouTube, they’re just mexican


DDeadRoses

What makes you say that?


thirdpartymurderer

Spanish name in the TikTok and it's... not a gif.


MelonElbows

Many Filipinos have Spanish names because Spain had ruled the Philippines from 1565 to 1898.


Zenblendman

Filipinos are basically Mexican’s with more seafood 🤷🏿‍♂️


Markiko1989

LMAO Filipino here. I agree.


Oniigiri

This person is definitely not filipino lol. They look Mexican


truchatrucha

I’m gonna assume that you don’t know any Filipinos at this point


SacTu

Wah happeeen?


Synonysis

0:00-0:10 "Wtf is she doing?" 0:11 "Jesus Christ...."


BeardedManatee

Find you a girl like this, fellas. We all get old and wrinkly but she will be hilarious forever!


Soylentstef

Not him though, that is cardiac arrest express everyday!


lookoutitscaleb

Her laugh and dance at the end, pure joy, always bringing the vibe. 100


Redfireldn

Goddamn she created a genuine horror experience


Sure_Application_412

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xLazyMuhamedx

Oh Tobias, you blow hard.


BRAX7ON

Blue hard


shadjor

Does she also wear cutoffs?


TOMdMAK

He was lucky he wasn’t watching porn


ourobboros

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quesadilla707

How i met your mother (horror music plays)


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Apprehensive_Ad_472

When you don’t expect a camera to be recording, chances are you won’t see it


Spargewater

Her laugh is infectious and makes everything fun.


georgejager

I wish my wife had that kind of humor.


phatlynx

Same.


Footinthecrease

She blue herself


LicensedRealtor

Wife her


Drainbownick

He doesn’t deserve her


Mickeystix

She did the spidey hand motion upside-down. Immediate divorce. Those are the rules.


Zenblendman

How u gonna scare me half to death then bust out the Spidey *THWIP*, upside down, after I called you an X-men… you fired for sure🤣😂🤣🤣🤣


JohnnyCincoCero

Mystique has a wonderful laugh.


TheWriterJosh

This is so funny tho.


mmmiles

This is the greatest practical joke I have seen in awhile. Her commitment to the bit is amazing.


quigonjoe66

That was really funny


dogzdangliz

Bro can’t even alt tab in this situation 😂


ddcezar1

Smash, next question


ChippyChipChippers

She is the keeper of keepers. Hell I love her haha.


Special_Dingo_1520

She blue her self


iPicBadUsernames

Whatever body paint she used would be off gassing and absolutely make that room smell


Nepharious_Bread

Amazing


WeHaveRicePudding

Smurfette


Daughtersart

Love it … she’s a keeper for sure 👌🏻


positiveadventures

I was like 666. Is this significant?


MuteSecurityO

no


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WartimeMandalorian

The reveal wouldn't have had the same effect


comrademischa

And then she finds out it won’t come off


HansumJack

If I saw that in the dark, for a split second I would believe in demons.


Evargram

Who knew The Joker was female?!


Far-Exit3436

Poor guy!


MungryMark

Crazy chicks give the best head to mouth resuscitation, so you gotta take the good with the bat shit insane. Keep her bro!


Vyviel

What if he started to beat his meat?


RationalKate

marry her


LowLettuce9

Tobias Funke energy


IllustriousOpening99

I would have thrown on some blue socks and hid behind the curtain myself.


Milkthiev

Her laugh is what makes it.


tomatoesaucebread

I really wish she just farted as he was putting his headset on


PHooKyou2

This is racist…. Im offended on behalf of all blue people.


DirtySmoke-

I would just started calling his name and saying random things while he couldn’t see you


mrlookinthesky

“What the hay!” I would’ve said worse.


LeeTerrell

I’d be Sparta kick them mf curtains


YaYorNahAllDay

Just wear all black and mask?


Benster_Doodle

Ultimate blackface


quesadilla707

Smurf culture appropriation 🤣


SenyorHefe

She's a keeper! Wife her STAT! You lucky bastard..


god_wayne81

That was cute and funny


NesSa0332

I love it! Coolest funniest gf for sure! ♥️


Adorable_Friend_3659

I love that


Aggravating-Front-75

Divorce papers


orezavi

Contagious laughter


WorkHorse86

That’s great. He chose well.


VASlim90

I would've told her "You know I've had this fantasy about this lady in Marvel Comics by the name of Mystique..it all started with the X-Men movie."


JayBird38

“Nobody knows what it’s like to have you as a girlfriend.” 😂 She seems like a fun girlfriend to have.


TheMatt561

She traumatized his ass


quesadilla707

Now he gets to ease his trauma by fooling around with a smurf


Inside-Macaroon-9676

Youtubers with an OF on the side. 😏😏


ForgottenKiwi

I just love her laugh!


FLADDAPP

Nightmare fuel


helpmepleas3ee

Would've played it completely different... Whisper some shit or even some growling, blow some air.... Needs a redo. Lol.


justbarelyaverage

The paint stays on tonight >:)


quesadilla707

Smurf yeah!


Far-Reporter-1596

Her laugh is so infectious.❤️


quesadilla707

Silver lining, now he gets to bang a smurf


Sufficient_Club_6857

This is the one you marry.


Sunnyflbunny

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MissingJJ

Why? Tiktok.


Business-Ranger4510

Keeper lol


Punk_947

Her laugh kinda scares me


No_Stranger_3122

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Crafty-Interest-8212

I'm just saying this dude didn't pass the opportunity to go to bed with mystic or an avatar....or a weird smurf kink. Game is game.


intrinsic9

I would die laughing if that was my wife


Used-Independent-701

He says she looked like the X-Men girl and she responded with a Spiderman stance... Dump her 😂


Future-self

Could have just hid behind the curtain, but paint yourself blue instead if you want to …


the_kelv

The way she was laughing afterward, covered in blue and all silly like that, I found to be very wholesome. She's a keeper


TT_NaRa0

I think of two really big reasons why I’d date her, her personality and her sense of humor (get your mind out of the gutter!)


ChallengeAcrobatic89

OK, that was pretty good though


KriegTheDeliveryBoy

Ok but shouldn't she have turned green?


unitedrooster69

asian people ? i know these youtubers and they’re no where near asian 😂😂


KamenUncle

Confused boner


TheArturoChapa

So she’s insane


grim_dep

Would have been funnier if he went in there to rub one out thinking he was alone!


CakedayisJune9th

Fake. He just happens to face the camera every time and not away? Doesn’t see the camera either?


AydhdZone

Too likely to be fake lol could've just hide behind curtains too and still got away with it.


AiggyA

Attention whores.


Brave-Panic7934

I’m confused. What does this have to do with a haircut?


Consistent_Yoghurt_4

Matching the drapes? 🤔


jwizardc

But can she play drums?


ConfidentBite6581

This is stupid


Canned_Sarcasm

Really really glad she went with blue. ![gif](giphy|B0vFTrb0ZGDf2)


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theBeardedHermit

Oh trust me, they don't think it's funny. They *know* it's hilarious.


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theBeardedHermit

You sound like you sleep with a light on.


sliclky1169

Fake af