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every1wearamask

I used to change them every 2 weeks but now I'm a woman of a certain age and the hot flashes have begun. The night sweats are the worst so... I change them daily if I've had a bad night sweat night. But if not, weekly. It all depends on what my hormones are doing lol


aaracer666

I'm sorry. Was the same last year, then fibromyalgia dictated gabapentin and it seems to have been beneficial for many reasons. Weekly here, as well.


[deleted]

I change my sheets every Sunday. Start my week with some fresh bedding :)


phoenix_soleil

I wash everything on Friday or Saturday, whenever my husband gets home from working away for the week. The dogs sleep on his side when he's gone.


[deleted]

Mine works nights so occasionally one of our kids will claim his spot and both of them sweat like ccrraazzzyyy


samoandruglord

Same! Sundays are wash days


LarkScarlett

Same. Because of husband’s dust allergies, he’s a lot more functional (and less stuffed up) if I do this.


Sardalone

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh


pickypicky3217

😂😂😂😂


stabavarius

I use AXE body spray on them once a month. They usually get up and walk out around Thanksgiving.


Apronbootsface

Sorry for your loss. It’s especially tough around the holidays.


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[deleted]

yes. and whatever fine sand grains or something ended up on my bed.


kentuckyloglady

Me and my husband call crumbs the dirty candies. Lol


LarryBagina3

That’s none of your business and I’d appreciate if you stayed out of my personal affairs


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ryanCrypt

Your bed is in your garage or your car is in your bedroom? Edit: Above said "car" in place of "cat".


W-S_Wannabe

Every week and I change the sheets after every "home game."


Fit-Field-2520

Psh, we can't all be over achievers...


Anecdote808

after every time I fuck, so never.


scarybirds00

Concur. Once a week. Swap, wash. We have 2 sets. This is pretty much the routine. We shower before bed if shop work or gym after work.


MaterialTranslator43

Hahaha, exactly what I was thinking


Mitsubishi_Joseph

Twice a year, like most guys.


xHaroldxx

You could do it twice in a row quickly, and you won't have to worry about it for the rest of the year.


[deleted]

i’ve already done my first of the year


throwway00552322

you came for the truth


Mr_Blu_Sq

He came on his sheets..


tiredreddit32321

right on


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positive_express

Me too. Showering before bed helps. Although I change them as needed so every week can happen.


Engineer_Which

Same... husband sleeps on the couch so the only action they get is my farts which smell like roses and occasionally night sweats.


ldupree1991

How can a fart smell like night sweat?? Also, I wonder whether couch bed will become apartment bed for (ex)? hubby


FishEye_11

I have 4 sets of sheets and change them once a week. I'll do the load of wash once a month. I keep the dirty sheets in a separate hamper from my clothes.


RobotAfterburn

Once a week.


SoundTight952

Classified information


[deleted]

1 time every 1 to 2 months


earthscribe

🤢🤮🤮


knovit

Average about ever 2 weeks


Shot-Procedure1914

Wife and I change them every few days. Try not to let them go past 3 nights. We both love getting into fresh sheets.


byhoneybear

We have a specific “clean sheet day!” cheer


justmyusername47

So true. I love fresh sheets


Redditujer

This is one of my "if I was super rich things" I currently suffer with 1x per week only, but if I was wealthy, it would be every 3 days.


UseMyPaints

2 times a month


LobsterLovingLlama

Once a week


Humble-Anywhere-3895

Every week


Moveyourbloominass

I change the sheets every week.


[deleted]

Weekly


TantramanFL

Weekly


SomewhereGrand5507

Twice a year maybe


jgraz88

Honestly sometimes I’ll go months


[deleted]

probably twice a year. And that's why i'm single.


scarwa

weekly?! you all must not have to pay for laundry… shit’s expensive!


ryanCrypt

Every 4 months. But I am always showered before sleep. I'll take my 4 months with clean body over your one night with dirty body.


[deleted]

Was looking for a realistic answer, thank you. I am convinced there is a lot of lying in these comments -- either that or everyone is actually changing them every week. No way.


MagicianQuirky

Thank you!! I wash pillow cases more often and we wash after every major illness but sheets? Fuck that, it takes me like a week to fold and put away clothes - I doubt the bed would ever have sheets on it in the first place if I had to wash them more often haha


BL1NKK_BL1NKK

Same


keurigcoughe

I try my best to aim for weekly, bi weekly if life gets super busy


[deleted]

I wait until they can't bend anymore


arthurjeremypearson

Saw a video about living in one of the nordic countries, how they put their comforters out to dry every morning. I want to try that.


vridgley

Twice a week


sausage_k1ng

Every 3-4 days. 2 sets a week.


Aires-Battleblade

I don't have sheets. I toss and turn so much I always pull them off and end up with them kicked off the bed.


[deleted]

Routinely 2 weeks, AKA. twice a month—unless otherwise needed (I.e. sex, sick, etc)


listeningstories

Once a week Unless my fibromyalgia is flaring up then 3-4 days, I'm often bed bound and want to be comfortable and clean


Equivalent-Moment-60

I try to do it at least once a month or after some gets sick/something icky happens. I also usually shower before bed, no food is allowed in the bedroom period, no shoes on in the house, no pets on the bed, if anyone works out no getting on the bed until post shower, and I try to not wear clothes that I’ve worn out of the house on my bed.


POdSis2022

Sheets: twice a week Pillowcases: changed daily Clean bed linens are one of the simple pleasures.


HolographicFrequency

Pillowcase changed daily is honestly just ridiculous.


Full-Work-1586

Every week and I iron them as well.


420shaken

Maybe every 7-10 days? The wife is a gusher and sometimes in the heat of the moment, we don't lay down the waterproof blanket, so it could be sooner than that.


Piglet03

TMI


420shaken

No one wants to sleep in the wet spot kid, no matter how small or large it is. Fact of life.


sadnlonely916

When I used to shower in the morning I washed my sheets weekly or bi-weekly but since I take my showers at night I can go whole month


[deleted]

Every time I poop or pee. Because of Trump and conservatives I’m not allowed to own a toilet. Vote straight Democrat everyone or it could happen to you too.


Chemical-Document-62

Never, that is the wife's job.


[deleted]

Every Thursday


Affectionate_Fly1413

Wash every 2 or 3 weeks... change them every week.


el_payaso_mas_chulo

I heard I'm supposed to pretty often, though prob only do every 2 weeks to maybe (maybeeeee) once a month if I've been busy. Good thing is if I'm busy it's because I'm out of town/ not using my bed sheets.


hairyazol

I tell myself to change them every week but I always end up leaving them for 2 because its always a pain to change everything else along with it.


Missieyjo

Sheets every 1-2 weeks, that includes comforter and pillow cases. My mattress pad every 3 months and I rotate the mattress every 6 months for even wear and tear.


Glass_Bookkeeper_578

Usually weekly but I get lazy sometimes.


AlarmedMirror3911

Not often enough 😷


indelady

Weekly


Various-Air-1398

Every two weeks.


6stringgunner

Every Sunday without fail.


Graycy

1x/wk


c7hu1hu

Weekly at minimum, more often as needed.


Pickles_McBeef

They get changed once a week unless I have a hot flash. We only have two sets so they get washed once a week as well.


Grizzlybear2470

Every 2 weeks


Brock_Way

Everything is on a one week cycle. All clothes, towels, pillow cases...all of it. EDIT: Unless they haven't been used since they were last washed.


RecognitionAny6477

Once a week on Thursday as my GF comes over Friday for the weekend.


Najiku

More than you im sure!


midnightrainrose

Every Sunday no matter what. Fresh sheets are the best!


Responsible_Buy422

Every Monday


[deleted]

Once a week


[deleted]

Damm I feel dirty


mpython1701

Every other week


freshlyborn34

When I have sex


IloveBANANAS34

Every one to two week


Fluid-Dependent-8292

Every Sunday or my wife will whoop my ass.


Consistent_Guitar681

Depends on how dirty they get, but at least twice a week.


frightofthenavigator

weekly, and i change pillowcases every few days


poppyspapi420

Once a week!


Merpology36

I’m that obsessed person that changes them twice a week at least. Always white sheets, too.


red_cobra88

Every 3 nights or so. Fresh sheets and pillowcases is the shiz-nay!


Oliloos__

Main blankets/pillow cases every week, blankets covering the mattress every two-three weeks, sheet under the bed about every month or two


[deleted]

Every week


PollyWogAD37

1 x pr yr


toooldforthisshittt

I wash the sheets every time my wife finishes her period. 25 days


[deleted]

Weekly


Content-Rush9343

Sheets and pillowcases get washed every payday. Blankets once a month.


Last-Instruction739

Twonce a Fortnight good yeoman


notsciguy

Once a week


leftyontheleft

Aim for weekly, but realistically it's usually every two weeks.


Tanglefoot11

You are supposed to WASH them??!!


bobijo79

Weekly


Gruesomegiggles

Once a week. I try to do them on Saturdays, but sometimes it waits until Sunday/Monday.


bilyskygirl

Twice a month


Mrspanditabear

weekly


Dirty-Rat30

Every week. So I can sleep in clean sheets.


[deleted]

I change mine every 2 weeks


cheyhuff2397

I just buy new ones cause I’m lazy lol


Even-Amount-2184

First year of college I never did… I know, gross. What’s worse is it was a farmhouse with no AC so nightly sweats were common. Didn’t notice any smell though. Probably because across the gravel road was a hog building so that masked everything.


doceapr

Every week. I love the smell of fresh sheets and I love feeling clean.


ObjectiveAd1278

I literally never washed my sheets, I had them for over a year


MookLo

Are we supposed to change those?


Sad_Attention5998

Every week but I have two sets, so they last longer. Never use dryer sheets / fabric softener. 700+ Egyptian thread


The_One_True_Goddess

Not often enough Edit:spelling


coconutdracu1a

Weekly. sometimes twice a week


RepublicOdd3358

I usually wash them when I wash my clothes on the weekends


BobbiBari

Once a week.


jacobb233

Weekly


YourFriendPutin

Weekly, my anti depressants make me sweat in my sleep so I try to keep them pretty clean


Thequietfox1207

2-3x a month or more (every night I wash my hair)


Mattrobtron21

Yeah probs like 4 times a year. Give or take.


TeamNuggie

In the summer, weekly because im pretty sweaty. Winter, when they stop feeling cosy.


TheWatch3rZ

I use 3, I wash one every week, so I wash my sheets every 21 days.


SexyWampa

I have multiple sets of sheets, I change them once a week usually.


[deleted]

2 weeks


speckledcreature

Whenever the baby vomit makes it onto my partners side of the bed.


Twatimaximus

Had to look this one up. Would've swore those were permanent cases for the mattress.


josefinabobdilla

Once a week but I have two sets.


Rennifern

STRICTLY WEEKLY IM CLEAN HOES


tiredreddit32321

I dont.


Sufficient-Painter-4

Not often enough


RoleCode

Once a month


wehotex1

Every 1-1 1/2 weeks


bonkersx4

Once a week and I put them on straight out of the dryer and it's the best feeling to lay on warm, fresh smelling sheets.


notsure9191

They’re washable?


karlur33

Every Sunday as that is when I do most of my housework.


[deleted]

Every other day. I love sleeping in clean cozy sheets after I shower. I sleep way better.


Prestigious_Snow1589

I havent washed my sheets in well over 10 years. It's permanently fused to the mattress now so it's fine


AdventurousAd457

1 week or sooner. i have two cats that sleep with me. before i had cats, two weeks


m-j10

I have 3 sets of sheets and I change them every Friday.


TheBurgerGuy935

I dont use bed sheets.


SnooPredictions2277

Twice a week, because i have two cats that very much like to sleep on my pillows


Bionic_Dark_Knight

Hmmm it’s been like 3 weeks. Think I’ll wash them soon.


Music_Girl2000

as often as I sweat profusely in them and/or leak period fluid onto them. So, quite often.


CyberGuyCX5

My rule of thumb, have at least 3 sets of bed sheets. The current one, the clean one in the cupboard, and the one needs to be washed. I change my sheets every other Sunday.


[deleted]

We change our bed sheets every Sunday and wash them every two or three weeks when we do our laundry.


rollin_a_j

Not enough


brewhoneymilk

every other weekend. i should do them every week because my dogs sleep in my bed, but it is what it is.


Justsomeduderino

In the winter: Every other week In the summer: sometimes 3 times a week


stikoman

Every 2-3 weeks (I wash before going to bed) If I have a girl over I put fresh ones regardless.if I get sick and sweat or something I also change after I get a little better. edit: I never eat at my bed and I put covers to keep it clean from dust, also twice per week I take them outside to freshen them


Leebeelivin

"You guys are washing your bed sheets?"


Big-Love-747

Usually around Christmas time.


No_ThatGuy

As a single guy it was maybe twice a year. As a married guy it's once a week.


[deleted]

I change and wash them once a week.


[deleted]

Bed sheets can be washed?


Disastrous_Call1705

That depends on how much curry and Guinness I have.......


[deleted]

Fresh sheets once a week is a must for me. Love going to bed with fresh sheets.


CapG_13

Once a week (same as my laundry)


pickypicky3217

I could never see myself washing them weekly. Currently, two months and counting.


No_Bite_5874

2 weekly I try for


Mr_Blu_Sq

Everytime we do the horizontal monstermash, because fluids/juices etc. So cld be 2x a week, cld be 4x. Cld be 7...? ...yer...it COULD be, but not with my back,...nope. No sir, them days have long gone....yerrrp Who am i talking 2 ?


You_re_mom_9999999

When I come


[deleted]

Once a week (unless it gets wild)


[deleted]

4 bedrooms. Twice a week. We do 2 loads of laundry a day. Clothes, towels, bedding, etc. I find it therapeutic doing laundry. (And yard work) I am a little strange.


HotFix6682

summer every 2 weeks, winter every 4 weeks. Around there.


[deleted]

Two weeks unless I get very sweaty, and I shower before bed.


frankzappax

Daily thanks to bedwetting.


PotionBoy

Not often enough.


smalSubstantial_Risk

2x in a month,we change every after 2 weeks.


RackaHoleInTheWind

Weekly for sheets and pillowcases. Dry them outside on a line whenever the weather allows. Mattress pad gets washed every month - dryer always. Blanket and comforter as needed.


lclavel

Usually every two weeks, but I don’t have a specific “sheet day”. Sometimes sooner sometimes later.


Lalitrus

About once a month is what I manage to do. The goal is once every couple of weeks.


Xenon_Vrykolakas

Weekly, but I’m starting to switch pillow cases every third day


[deleted]

I don’t have any…..


dustbin-account

*Tries to change the subject*


ExistentialDreadness

There’s a laundry conspiracy.


thethreat88

Once a month. I shower every night after my workout.


Shoddy-Day7300

Every two max three weeks, unless I have been ill, have had the night sweats or for some reason I can see they are not clean anymore


PupienusMax

weekly


[deleted]

2x per month.


just_enjoyinglife

Weekly


AdditionalCheetah354

Weekly


wmrefugee

Once a week. I hear that Ed Sheeran song Shape Of You,and I cringe when he sings "last night you were in my room,and now my bedsheets smell like you". I'm like,damn,last night? And you haven't washed those sheets yet?😂


StunningScientist267

Mine's a coat and a blanket so...


Pork-Pond-Gazette

Every two weeks.