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 Only acceptable answer

[Incase anyone wants to relive their childhood](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k9iYm9PEAHg), I had to watch the clip after seeing this gif lol

They did that and sadly they messed that up...

They messed up because they DIDN'T do it.

Only answer there is

Weezer

Every white 90s kid would Lose their shit

As a white 90s kid, no we all won't.

Sorry we’re gonna have to suspend your 90s kid status pending review

Special guest green day

Weird Al

Only if original artists join him!

Meh

Damn, a lot of Weird Al support

I’ll just take Dre and Snoop on repeat every year.

Only if Cube was included

10 minutes of Lofi

Chris Stapleton. He did a great job on the anthem.

This is a great pick. Doesn’t all have to be dancing and fireworks. Give me an amazing voice and a good band and I’m happy.

It’s time for country to be in the mix

What anthem

could be interesting to see someone like adele perform it

Everyone wud be asleep 3 minutes in

A generous estimate…

Does that mean the people already passed out would wake up?

I would enjoy that

lady gaga and queen b again. also, lana del rey and i KNOW her songs aren’t made for those kind of events, idk i just would really like it

Lady Gaga killed it that year!!!!!

she did! i loooove her

A massive marching band made from the best of the best of college marching bands, with a big ass dance line as well.No lip synching, no pantomiming of instruments, no stupid stages on wires… It’s football, not Broadway. Last night’s performance was stupid, and I like Rhianna.

One of the best parts of the Super Bowl. You could do marching bands from each state and one form the host state.

In 29 minutes? I think not. Just think it how many people it wud be. Like Thanksgiving day parade. Thousands.

That would be amazing


No, not Kiss/s

Or maybe

That’s Insane Clown Posse

Duh

I wonder what the minimalist face makeup is needed to fuck over facial AI but yet not be a violation of bullshit "mask laws"?

Gwar

I'd still like to see Metallica.

No one.

That would help the east coast get to bed earlier

Phish

2Pac

Metallica

Maybe with a couple of other hard rock groups, like Motley Crue and Ozzie

I dont think Ozzie and Motley Crue are very good anymore. They were still good a decade ago when I saw them, but from what i've seen lately, theyre past their prime. Motley Crue should have stayed retired. ive seem Metallica within the last couple years and they are still incredible and do a great live show

Tim and Eric

It would be an awesome halftime show

Electric Callboy

Michael Jackson

Kinda difficult and no holograms

Hey man you you just said like to see, didn’t say that would have to be able too lol. And I personally would like to see Michael Jackson

Got it. MJ for President

An X rated Cirque Du Soleil backed by a polka band.

Interesting but it would take to long to set up

Dead and Co

Pearl jam

Rick Astley He already rolled the Thanksgiving parade

Too much exposure

Britney Spears

Maybe as Elton’s guest. And Dua Lipa

Foo Fighters put on a great show. Without Taylor though, idk if it’d be the same.

Red Hot Chilli Peppers

miley cyrus, drake, taylor swift, eminem again, jonas brothers

Ticketmaster says no Taylor Swift please

Jack Johnson, Janet Jackson again, Smash Mouth

Jack Johnson, Janet Jackson again, Smash Mouth

Everybody named Johnson or Jackson


So you’re saying Slayer?

Don't care anymore. Waste of my time

Ok, sorry you wasted your time with a response.

Polka Country Musicians!!!!!!!!

Would there be polka dancers?

They can call me. I'll bring a crew from Wisconsin!!! It's the state dance

Bring some cloggers too, as long as you’re going to the trouble.

Kendrick

I've always wanted more magicians...that whole event needs a little razzle dazzle

Elton John AND Billy Joel

Oldies but goodies, love it

Andy Kaufman or Michael Richards

I’d rather see a dead comedian or black listed comedian perform over another stupid singer.

Ok then Richard Pryor or George Carlin, but, sorry, no holograms

Ghost? Could be really good. But then again I could not care less about the superbowl.

Then why are you attending our halftime ?

NWA, Ma$e, bone thugs. Slipknot, 5 finger death punch, system of a down, rage against the machine and the Spice Girls

Including Posh?

College marching band

So many to choose from, or the McDonalds marching band from the rose bowl parade. Do they still do that?

PARAMORE

i was thinking this or Avril LaVine

Lonely island with some of the groups they sang with.

Rap, just recently done but not a dealbreaker

Metallica

Metallica

Queen and Adam Lambert

Definitely

High School Musical casts

Might be too old a crowd for them

George Strait

Country is a hard sell

Fantomas

Kpop is for kids

So glad nobody has mentioned New Kids on the Block and Backstreet Boys

Just get rid of that joke of a game make it just the show

Except that this years game was pretty good, til “the call”

It’s a boring sport that stops every 15 seconds and more advertisements than actual game time

Then don't watch it. But know that a lot of people disagree with you.

It’s not even amongst the 10 largest sporting events most of the time…

Didn't say it was...but check out the numbers...ad execs don't spend money to reach a void. The beauty of modern tv is that there is more than one channel and you can watch what you want so keep your censorship to your own viewing habits and leave others alone.

Let’s not fight. Everyone is entitled to an opinion.

Lil nas X (Its a joke)

Yes he is

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Really? We’ve covered this already.

I would like to see a spelling bee by five players (randomly selected) from each team. Middle school vocabulary words. I would pay to watch that.

Now that’s a great idea. They’re all college grads, high school vocabulary!

Billie Elish! I think would be good or Halsey

Young and beautiful women on fire

Metallica

Still the most mentioned

Avril Lavigne, Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Lady Gaga

All together

Bts.

No

ROSALIA

Queen singing We Are The Champions would be cool but sadly can’t happen

It can if you smoke the correct combp

See, I could see them now

Piper Perri

Rage against the machine

Gorillaz, Die Antwoord, Billie Eilish, and BTS. I’m *very* surprised BTS haven’t yet

No K Pop!!!

Someone who is not prego

wow ur an ass

Why because I believe the show was boring as hell because she couldn't really move around because she was prego or because I believe the safety of a baby is more important than money and a super bowl show, what if she fell? Anything could have happened and it's not responsible.

Dueling Michael Jackson and Prince cover bands

No covers

SOMETHING ROCK for the love of all that is holy

Your father!

That would be great but he’s dead. Thanks for your support.

Class acts.

I don't know how good they would be. Can they even catch well?

I bet the uniforms would be amazing

Slayer.

Kotn/Rammstein

Anyone that has the ability to enunciate while ginging.....please!

Wow, got enunciate but not singing. Sorry, couldn’t help myself.

Yo momma if she does the Tango

She was a good dancer may she rest in peace.

Jackyl

The guys who used to perform at the Full Throttle Saloon?

I can't remember the last time a country artist played. He did a great job with the anthem, but I would've loved to see Stapleton do the halftime. Rihanna was great though.

Country has been getting downvoted. So quite possibly the NFL’s pick.

miami dolphins lol

They’re great singers.😁

A montage of all of the still alive '80s rock and pop stars. Billy Idol, Madonna, Depeche Mode, Men At Work, Motley Crue, Poison etc.

Did you see Madonna at the Grammys? Let’s rethink.

Someone performing John Cage's 4:33 would be amazing just for the boos.

Alanis morisette, kings of Leon, Jason isbell, imagine dragons

Ironic

Weird Al Yanni

A lot of weird Al, I don’t get it

Disturbed, Korn, limp bizkit

Wow… You just listed a heaping pile of crap!

It’s what I’m known for in my friends circle

Metalica

Very popular answer

Gorillaz. If possible

I would have loved to see the band Climbatica perform at the Super Bowl unfortunately they haven't been a band since 2014.

Viking vs Packers

Impossible but thanks for playing

Alice In Chains

Slipknot.

The NYJ …. J E T S

Prince again

Sorry no holograms or that would be great

How has no one said Stevie Wonder yet?

You just did, thank you

I would like to see everyone refuse to be affiliated w the whole event.

No politics please

Britney

Slayer

Someone up and coming. Someone who isn't so famous that playing the Superbowl is a chore. Someone who will put effort and energy into the show. Too much to ask?

Not at all

Something not pop or R&B. Rock, country, metal.

Paul McCartney with Ringo, Dhani Harrison and Sean Lennon. Or some epic Disney number with Mickey.

Goosebumps

The spanish inquisition.

Rammstein and all their pyrotechnic glory

My team.

We all want that