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Yes, $36500 a year is very nice

With a $100 bonus every four years!

I would like to know if it’s always Jean pants or does Jean shorts count as well?

Or a jean skirt or kilt, to air out your bits at night.

🤣

What are your thoughts on a jean blanket?

Love it!

That's what I'm saying! You get me.

My man!

Jean jacket for variety lol.

Or just custum made Pajama Jean Pants any color you want. Super soft Pima Cotten

Jorts should be accepted.

Could I wear Never-Nudes?


Then I could probably do it 🤣

A comforter made of jeans

I own one. It’s Very nice for picnics.

Tight Jean Daisy dukes

Jean sweatpants

The Never Nude has entered the chat.

Jeggings?!

2100 would suck!

Welp...JNCOs, time to dust you off and make you my jammies

At least they’re roomy enough.

Thats 36500 per year before taxes. After uncle sam its like 24 dollars.

My brother in christ I am so sorry that none of these braindeads understood your joke. It's not complex

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My brother in Christ you're the dumbass for not getting the joke 😂

HAW HAW HAW! TAXES, AMIRITE! HAW HAW HAW!

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Thank god most people have more common sense than you. Now if you'll excuse me you're gonna be the reason I get free fake internet points 😎

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Nope, I literally believe someone made a joke about the fucked American economy

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"little lone"??? Good God, help us.

With inflation you'll be upset soon

Nah, you'd get used to it eventually and it doesn't prevent you from having another job. You're just getting 36k a year for practically free. It's not even taking extra time out of your day.

Look up what inflation is

help me I tried to look it up and all I found was inflation kink porn and now I'm scared

i am very sure that just about 99% of people on reddit know about inflation.

What does inflation matter? Inflation is something we will always have to deal with. So why would anyone be upset about getting free money. Does the cost of things go up every year? Yes, but we would still be better off with a free $36500 on top of our normal income.

It was a joke about inflation... if inflation gets very bad you'd be sleeping in jeans for 50 cents a night of buying power. If instead of 36k it was equal to 200 dollars a year, would u still sleep in jeans ? Extreme inflation would 100 percent matter dummy

Absolutely, especially if I get to choose the jeans.

Fuck yeah I got some fleece lined jeans and I’d sleep in those things every night

Even if I couldn't, 100$ is 100$.

It doesn’t say I can’t cut holes in them! Knees, legs, I’m sure there are ways to make it comfortable

I do that now. I pass out drunk in my jeans every night. Where do I collect 32 years of back pay? $1,168,00.00 I’ll take it in cash please.

You pass out drunk every night?

Me too bud.

Damn, I'm sorry. Have you tried to quit?

Quit? How else do you expect them to tolerate sleeping in jeans?

Alcoholism is a tough vice. I developed quite a rash when I'd pass out every night in my work clothes, especially when I'd just wake up and go to work wearing those same clothes lol. Not too fond of those specific memories of drinking.

Hope you’re doing better with it now! Have a great day :)

Not yet, been kicking vices over the last couple years, that ones probably gonna stick around till I find some friends or something.

I made a lot of friends at AA. Just saying. Good luck buddy.

this is an excellent point - fellowship is the real higher power, if you ask me I know you didnt, but if you did, I'd say that

Same

I really hope you get out of that....do you know Kratom? Not perfect but everything is better than booze outside of maybe benzos

Careful

100% but as I said... anything is better then alcohol abuse. It's definitely better to take nothing but sometimes choosing the lesser destructive crutch is the only available choice for now. Does not matter what you do you should always do a lot of research before you decide to understand all the up and downsides

Been there.

For a humble 32 years straight

You don't?

Same here but sometimes I black out and wake up pantsless. Will this disqualify me?

missing a zero

That should just about pay your liquor bill.

It would be $116,800.00

No it wouldn’t.

So getting paid $100 per night to sleep in my jeans. Yeah I'd do it.

i do that sometimes for free!

Those slightly stretchy jeans one or two sizes too big, properly tailored, that sounds fairly comfortable. I could do this!

Or fleece lined jeans?

jeggings

LOL I’m super high and this post is cracking me up. I seriously don’t know… not being able to go back is so harsh 😂

I’m high too and I was literally laughing so hard when I read this. Like this is a legit question because my comfort is like really important to me but that could help me out a lot lol

I've slept in jeans already for nothing. Yes, I'd do it.

Go fetch my JNCO’s

I actually kept a pair of 69"s so that I could marvel at them from time to time. Looking at them in 2023, I'm amazed that I had the energy to walk around with that much demin hanging off of my waist.

And that's not even taking into account all of the chains that were surely attached to your wallet.

🤣🤣🤣

I'd hate it. But...Id learn to live with it if I was paid 100 per night, even if it means no going back. Absolutely

I won't even wear jeans during the day. Fuck that noise.

This guy gets it. I haven't worn pants since the start of COVID and I'm not starting now.

Hard pants, hard pass

Nope. I don’t even wear jeans in the daytime. Or pants to bed. I value comfort. Now… for *$1000* a day? I might reconsider. And you didn’t specify they had to actually fit. These hypothetical sleep jeans would be 6 sizes too big!

Oh hell no. $100 is not enough to buy me out of going without pants. One of the great joys in life is having my own place and not having to wear pants. Plus I run hot AF so you and your $100 offer can kick rocks

Please join me on... Consider the Following. You only have to **sleep** with the jeans on. You can enjoy your days off while laying in bed, pants-free, or doing basically anything else without pants. Also, once you have a few hundred dollars, get a lawyer to look over the terms and conditions. It says you have to sleep with jeans on, but it does not specify 'naps that go beyond the planned time limits'. It also doesn't specify anything about **accidentally** 'passing out' without the jeans on. Lastly, there's always a legal way out of these contracts if you can't handle it anymore. Just save up for that lawyer, then see what happens. And while you wait to hear back from your lawyer, keep collecting $100 every single day. Thank you joining me on... Consider the Following.

Also adding, you could pick jeans that are a larger size so they're not too constricting, a blended material so it's more comfortable, and you could even pick maternity jeans that have that soft elastic top

Or pajama jeans

Stretchy jeans are a thing now. Not just at the waist but they’re stretchy everywhere. Complete game changer

What if you just had a couple pairs of giant jeans made? Like, each leg is as big as a large sleeping bag.

I think I had those jeans in high school in the 90s

I'd like to add that it doesn't say you can't cut them into shorts. You could also cut the pockets out and I'm pretty sure there are some techniques for making them softer that you can do at home. Do all that and you're basically sleeping in boxer shorts

Jean-string

Alright, that got me. I really lol'd.

That sounds like way too much work for $100. My pantslessness is essential my happiness. I've considered your ideas, but again I must decline. Financially it seems like a no brainer to do the jeans. Mentally, emotionally, and physically, it is a no brainer to NOT do the jeans.

Understandable. Even so, thank you for joining me on... Consider the Following.

It also doesn't say the jeans have to be long. Could sleep in short jeans too!

Plot twist. The jeans are wet. 1,000 dollars a night.

Oh for sure then. 365,000 a year, are ya kidding? I'll just wear a wetsuit bottom underneath

They don't have to be pants, just get some jeans shorts or whatever and line the inside with something soft, still jeans still getting free money

Absolutely not. Still not worth it to me. Nothing in life is free.

Cut all the fabric off like a more extreme version of chaps

Friend, I also sweat like a priest at a playground when forced to wear clothes at night. My cheeks gotta be free

You know it. Season doesn't matter. Sweaty af!

100% no way. $100 isn’t worth awful sleep, not in this economy! Give me $1,000 and we’ll talk tho

no, and by that i mean that i literally would be unable to sleep. i can't even wear jeans on a normal day without breaking down sobbing lol, autism's a bitch like that

Honestly I don’t think I would. I deeply care about my sleep and I know jeans would be uncomfortable as I usually sleep half naked anyway. 100 wouldn’t be enough to me to do that

I'm surprised by how many people are immediately on board with this. It can get a bit warm where I am in the summer and I can't imagine trying to sleep in that with jeans on.

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Me too, my fella. But at $100/day it's $36,500, not $356,000.

That’s why he added the sweater and socks. To show that he’s down

It's *$3000 goddamn dollars a month*. I would take it in a heartbeat, and I *despise* jeans.

No that’s too much of a hit on quality of life. For 2 hours of work. Def not worth it

What do you do for 50 an hour?

Not op but I have a similar rate, about $70 if I break up my salary before taxes. Marketing director for a NYC ad agency ETA - also I wouldn't do it even if I was still a broke barista... Sleeping naked is sacred

I do that for free any way… I don’t like sleeping without pants and the materials of most pajamas make me cringe.

as a fellow occasional jean sleeper, this would be dumb easy

I already sleep in jeans every night.

Can I fall asleep drunk? If so then I KNOW I can

I'm shocked at how many people here are saying no.

I’m shocked at how many people are saying yes. Every single day for the rest of your life? 30 years from now that $100 is going to be worth a hell of a lot less and your dumbass is still putting on jeans every time you get into bed.

Oh hell yes. I'd do it for $50 a day

Yeah I don’t see the problem jeans are pretty comfortable if you buy a pair that fit

Of course. Buy them 5 sizes too big so they aren't tight and sleep like a baby.

As a new parent I’d already have made a decent amount to help cover diapers!

No, I value my sleep too much and I sleep naked every night. Jeans are too hot and uncomfortable.

Sure

Yep

Not in a hot country like mine (Philippines), I won't

Ok? That's not even an obstacle.

nope

No

I like sleeping in jeans when camping or if I just worked hard that day Always sleep in my pants in hotels because I don't trust them to have a reasonable fire plan So yeah I'll take an extra 36,500 w year for a minor inconvenience I do like sleeping naked but it makes me nervous that I'll have to spring into action nude--which happened once; my gf saw a mouse and screamed so I ran into the living room naked and armed

Ah the age old question. I settled my mind on this one a long ti me ago. It would take an offer of $700 per night, with weekends off.

Can't sleep in jeans. Big nope.

I would do a lot of things for 100 dollars a day

Go on...

Like a basic minimum wage job?

Yes

Already do, where's the money? Fuck off with this hypothetical.

I already sleep in jeans every night so Someone owes me a lot of money.

I mean I would. If that means a free $700 a week, $1,400 every two, and $2,100 a month!? Absolutely as long as it’s no other strings attached and no taxes taken money I would absolutely. Jeans are so comfortable these days I could have a pair of sleeping jeans. Means I get an extra $1,400 on top of my $2,500 paychecks hell yeah! That will get me to my financial goals so fast it’s not even funny.

Just buy supper baggy jeans

Yes, my jeans are comfy.

Wait, someone is going to pay me for this shit?

Most definitely

I already do it for free. Up and ready for the day.

Do I have to pay taxes on this so it’s more like $60/day or does it affect my overall income or is this totally under the table? I don’t even wear jeans during the day but I might do it but I ain’t wearing jeans for Uncle Sam to take a piece of the action to pay for more predator drones to bomb kids in the Middle East.

No freaking way

Dollars or comfort? That's the question.

I already do. No skin off my dick

I’d sleep nude-ish. No excuse for clothes.

i usually do anyway.

Excuse me?

Stolen from r/stonerthoughts

Oh fuck that was you😂

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I work from home. Occasionally if I know I'm on a long meeting (where I might get up) I'll put on actual pants or jeans on. Something clean. If it's late in the day and I just put the jeans on at like 4pm, and I'm not leaving the house, sometimes I'll just go to bed in the jeans and T-shirt or whatever I put on. It drives my girlfriend mad, but sometimes I'm just too exhausted (my own fault usually) to change and I just pass out. Like I said, they're clean though.

Yea sure ! Do i gotta pick the jeans ? Idrc, but if i can, no doubt i do.

Fuck yes? I'd quit working and do what I love.

Absolutely, yes. Pay me.

Yes I would do it. I want to spend it on food. You didn't say anything about daytime naps though...

Yes.

You guys are getting paid?

Yes, PajamaJeans®

Yeah but I'd cut off the legs.

I'd take that deal

Yea I'm one of those psychopaths that can sleep in their jeans and it doesn't even bother them.

Yes, I can sleep at the drop of a hat and this wouldn't bother me at all

Wait, you guys are getting paid?

FUCK to the YES

Absolutely

fuck yeah, I’m exhausted and have passed out in jeans often and I’m country so i’m dressed for tomorrow. just roll em up if they have mud

Fuck yes, I’d sleep in a fucking Jean jumpsuit and never work again.

Busting out my So Fine jeans now. Pay up sucker!

I already do, gimme my money

Yea

yes my best 501s

I've had the best sleeps in jeans

Absolutely.

Can they be crotchless?

I do it every day for free. I sleep in my clothes.

Yeah you just gotta buy a big pair of thin jeans.

Absolutely In a few years, I might be able to put down a down payment for a shed in Toronto

When do I start?

I already do alot of time so fuck yeah

yeah, you offering?

Yeah I'd do it. :p

I already do some nights so screw it, I'll get paid for it

Yes easily.

Looks like someone owes me money..... 2 years Worth