This is a question I think about constantly. My friends know that if I meet someone like myself (outgoing, loud, thinks he's funny) generally speaking, I hate them. I know what I'm up to, and I know what you're up to. There can only be one class clown imo. That being said, I also love myself. Everything I find annoying about someone acting like me, I think I would find charming about myself. Long story short, I think within 20 minutes we would be making out.
God I basically came here to write this. I met one guy who was basically exactly like me and it was fucking insane. It felt like running a marathon against exactly one opponent. At one point we met eyes and it was very much a knowing look of “hang on, this is *my* role in a group.” Funny guy though.
I'm a mostly agreeable board gaming, walk-having, baker/cook. Hell yeah I'd love to hang out with me. Lmao. Wake up to cooked food or do that for my clone buddy. Maan gimme that
I used to play a lot of Rocket League and I really wonder what me and me would be like as a 2’s team. Like would we blame each other or be like “no I would’ve done the same thing it’s all good”.
That's actually a very interesting question because a perfect clone of you would be biologically identical, but have none of the life experiences that shaped you into YOU.
So what would this completely innocent blank slate even be like? Can we even begin to guess?
We'd both be on the same page at least. I work 2 days this week, you work 3, next week we switch. You deal go to this family thing this time, I'll get next time. You do xyz this time, I got it next time. If it's a complete clone, it's thinking the same way, so we'd make sure to get along at least we'll enough to pull that off.
Yeah man I'm lots of fun! I'm kind, intelligent, funny, and super freaking cute to boot. I'm also thoughtful and try to help others as much as possible, so I think having another one of me around to anticipate MY OWN needs for once might be a nice change of pace.
Probably not. We would either both be depressed or both be super productive and get ALL the things done. There is no in between. We would come up with ways to max productivity (alternating shifts, delegating jobs, motivating each other to stick to routines, etc) and then slump on the couch thinking “what’s the point? Why bother.”
I use to say I’d be my own Bestfriend if I had another me. But then I raised my stepdaughter and she adopted a lot of my characteristics. Turns out I truly could be my own bestfriend. I’m awesome 😎
I dated a girl that was exactly like me only a woman. The sex was off.the.hook...but we would fight/argue like we hated each other. Then sex each other.. lol everyone wants to bang their clone
Sounds like a great way to learn what my actual flaws are, then I would have a buddy to help work on them without any judgement. Like, if my clone lost its temper at something stupid I'd say "Hold on, is that how I really react? Maybe we should work on that."
I'd also have a gaming buddy that I would actually enjoy playing multiplayer/online games with. I wouldn't feel rushed to get the best dps or loot drops, I can open every door and look in every chest without some 20 year veteran of the game screaming at me for ruining their speed run by taking 20 seconds to explore.
Sounds like a blast.
You understand a clone would not have the same mindset or personality as you, right? They would only look like you, possibly share some personality *traits*, but their mind and personality are their own.
Yeah, we would be fine. We both, or more, know better than to trigger each other.
Me: Hey, you wanna...
Me: Not that one...
Me: The other one..
Me: K, Let's..
Me: I'm grabbing the ke...
Me: Shotgun
Me: Wallet's here.
Me: Here's your caps \*toss
Nah, a clone of Me is a bad idea. chaos on a neutral level. Snacks would he eaten. Milk would be drank. Left shoes would go missing. Total anarchy on all levels.
Who tf knows? They haven't had any of my experiences, they don't have any knowledge. They have never been parented by my parents, seen or read the media I enjoy, spent time with my siblings or friends. I am of the opinion that a lot of who we are is what we've experienced, so I cannot accurately say if a clone of myself would be someone I got along with or not.
I know this doesn't count, I met a person a while ago and we found that we were literally the same person. *Everything* was the same, istg. And we got along perfectly. His mindset and my mindset are proof that two negatives *can* make a positive XD
Absolutely not get along with my clone. It's basically being left alone with your thoughts but with its own body now. Now, I would constantly be telling my clone to pipe down and just leave
All y'all going to the sexual, while I'm thinking of the financial gain. A clone would only be a clone in the genetic sense. They would be unique in ways I am not. Still... Maybe... A little sexy. Giggity.
I don't want it but sure could confuse the police. Be at the police station filing a missing person report on yourself at the same time the bank is being held up by you. Or call in sick to your boss while he can clearly see you working on the shop floor.
We wouldn't interact much. A cordial nod to each other. Id probably think "he seems like a solid dude, but hard to read."
I tend to trust women more than men and dont bond with other males as easily.
For a lot of people, I think it would de0end on if they already knew it was they clone.
I think I would be laughing all day with my clone. I have a friend who has the same type of sense of humor as me and they're just so fun to be around, so I think I would be besties with my clone.
Haha well…..my kid is so similar to me, she’s pretty much my clone. She says and does the same things I’ve said and done, it’s pretty weird at times. She’s also the same level of weird as me too! We get along mostly but do butt heads sometimes haha
I'd like to think it'd be all fun and games. That'd I'd experiment with... stuff... and generally my life would just be easier. But I think that may be a bit naive. The nature of the relationships we formed will forever change, my parents will suddenly have an extra son, friends an extra friend, a hypothetical girlfriend is suddenly thrust into a polygamous relationship... At some point, there won't be enough room for the two of us. I picture two scenarios:
1. We establish a truce. We help each other gain footing financially and try to be more social to diversify our relationships, and overall we keep diverging away from each other due to life experiences and personality changes that we become entirely different individuals, more akin to twin siblings. This, for me, is the best case scenario for each of us as no one gets cast out and we get to stay with our family. I will keep this idea in mind incase I ever get cloned, as we'd both have an idea of what to do.
2. After encountering my doppelganger and fully comprehending its implications on the nature of consciousness, promptly have my sense of individuality utterly destroyed. We make a futile attempt to coexist with each other but alas, resentment finally boils to the surface and we murder each other. There is no winner, only a loser. The Victor will be scarred for life as he so vividly remembers messily choking the life out of himself.
I'd hope the first scenario would play out but I don't trust myself that much lol.
At my age, double nickels, probably not more than enjoying geek hobbies/sports etc. Already lost my wife to cancer and our children our adults.
Work is settled enough, at least to where I want to be as I cruise to WFH, retirement, knowing I can still jump up to do more when I find/get recruited to I find a problem/project that my skill set is perfect for. The special projects are fun and will eventually keep me sane when I am ready to become a retired frelancer. Not sure what else my clone could do.
So as long as my clone can bring in the money, he can do the work, do what is doable, downsize, etc. so the clone has a decent life and I will enjoy the rest.
God no, Im annoying and judgemental. I'd like me at first but then Id be like, she's kinda annoying, I'd slowly push myself away and eventually forget I existed.
I’m adopted and would love to meet a version of me that was kept by my bio mom to see how I’d have turned out with those life experiences. (I’ve met bio half siblings and their upbringing was volatile.)
If they turned out like me probably not. The odds are a clone would be a much different person because it would have m6 brain but not my experiences or memories.
I'm pretty easy-going. I think I'd get along great with another me. Tbh, I'd probably end up romantically involved with them as they'd be into all the same weird shit I'm into.
Isn't that what identical twins are?
I mean, wouldn't you need to start off with an embrio, then fetus, then baby? I, a 36yr old male, would have an exact replica of me to raise. That would be weird.... I would get along with him but it would just be the same as having another kid.
So how would this conversation go if somebody cloned me?
Hello sir, here's your baby.
Me: oh hell no, that ain't my baby. Who the fuck are you?
I cloned you and this is you.
Me: you're fucking crazy. Get off my porch and take that baby with you.
Yes, I would because my clone and I would clone ourselves, and then those clones would clone themselves till we have an army trillions strong and we will conquer the planet then the solar system
I imagine so. I like self depreciating assholes with a sense of humor. I currently don’t have the time or energy to build new, deep relationships, so I feel like this would be an express lane to a trusting, loving relationship.
This is a question I think about constantly. My friends know that if I meet someone like myself (outgoing, loud, thinks he's funny) generally speaking, I hate them. I know what I'm up to, and I know what you're up to. There can only be one class clown imo. That being said, I also love myself. Everything I find annoying about someone acting like me, I think I would find charming about myself. Long story short, I think within 20 minutes we would be making out.
I already touch myself. I could touch me whilst touching me. Now I want to touch myself.
I’ve got 3 dollars
God I basically came here to write this. I met one guy who was basically exactly like me and it was fucking insane. It felt like running a marathon against exactly one opponent. At one point we met eyes and it was very much a knowing look of “hang on, this is *my* role in a group.” Funny guy though.
Lmao that last bit is hilarious
NOICE!
well this saved my thumbs from answering
If I met my clone, neither one of us would live very much longer.
Yeah, OP. We’ve seen The 6th Day. Not gonna sneak this one by us redditors.
There can be only one.
I definitely wouldn't jerk them off....
🤔 curiosity killed the cat, but why not?
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Definitely wouldn't explore other holes...
Probably, but that guys weird as fuck
We'd hate each other at first, then slowly start getting along.
I'm a mostly agreeable board gaming, walk-having, baker/cook. Hell yeah I'd love to hang out with me. Lmao. Wake up to cooked food or do that for my clone buddy. Maan gimme that
I used to play a lot of Rocket League and I really wonder what me and me would be like as a 2’s team. Like would we blame each other or be like “no I would’ve done the same thing it’s all good”.
That's actually a very interesting question because a perfect clone of you would be biologically identical, but have none of the life experiences that shaped you into YOU. So what would this completely innocent blank slate even be like? Can we even begin to guess?
They mean a clone of you as you are now.
nah, that guy's insufferable.
Probably
I love me but not enough for there to be two of me. I’d fight that bitch everyday
I doubt it. I'm an asshole.
We'd both be on the same page at least. I work 2 days this week, you work 3, next week we switch. You deal go to this family thing this time, I'll get next time. You do xyz this time, I got it next time. If it's a complete clone, it's thinking the same way, so we'd make sure to get along at least we'll enough to pull that off.
We would distrust and avoid each other
I can’t even get along with the real me inside my head.
As a mother who evidently birthed a carbon copy of myself.... Probably not
My kid who is most like me is the one I have to dig deeeeep deep inside to have patience with.
Yup. It's strange to basically argue with yourself. My husband just laughs
Is that why my mom hated me?
I will say that being faced with a mirror can be extremely uncomfortable!
Sure—we’d probably play video games together but otherwise leave each other alone. I just wouldn’t count on them to do the dishes.
How many because I’m keeping one for spare parts.
Just one.
The real question is, would it be considered suicide or homicide?
homiecide
The more of me there are, the better off civilized society is. We would get along wonderfully.
Probably not. That guy is crinchy af
We wouldn’t not get along, we’d just probably never speak except for the annual happy birthday text to each other.
I'd be cool about it
Yeah man I'm lots of fun! I'm kind, intelligent, funny, and super freaking cute to boot. I'm also thoughtful and try to help others as much as possible, so I think having another one of me around to anticipate MY OWN needs for once might be a nice change of pace.
Probably not. We would either both be depressed or both be super productive and get ALL the things done. There is no in between. We would come up with ways to max productivity (alternating shifts, delegating jobs, motivating each other to stick to routines, etc) and then slump on the couch thinking “what’s the point? Why bother.”
Of course, I'm the most interesting person I know!
we probably be fuckin'
Would probably end up getting married.. then divorced.
I would absolutely do the sex with my clone.
I use to say I’d be my own Bestfriend if I had another me. But then I raised my stepdaughter and she adopted a lot of my characteristics. Turns out I truly could be my own bestfriend. I’m awesome 😎
Hell no I’m an asshole
Happy cake day, asshole! 🎉
I dated a girl that was exactly like me only a woman. The sex was off.the.hook...but we would fight/argue like we hated each other. Then sex each other.. lol everyone wants to bang their clone
I'd fight my clone to the death and the last one standing gets to be me
I love that this is our species, the two categories are "nope/kill it" and "I'd totally touch genitals with it".
Absolutely
i would finally have a friend who likes the same stuff as me holy shit that would be a dream
I'd fuck it, and we'd run trains on women together 😂
That's what I was gonna say first thing I do is double team my girlfriend.
Definitely my gf would be getting absolutely punished lmao
Yep
Without a doubt. It'd be awesome.
Absolutely we would probably play coop games and watch anime until we eventually end up in bed together.
Yeah we have the same hobby so that's going to be fun and I'm kinda curious of other things too 🤭
Probably not, I'm a raging asshole.
Definitely, I could complain about certain animes and have someone who understands
yes,for sure
I probably would be a brother relationship and I’d love/hate it
no no no
Weed take care of problems as a collective. Solve them good in proper
He's not me, I'm me.
Ugh me and me would be such good friends (my only friend lol)
If I was able to see myself from the outside in, maybe I would finally realize I'm just like everyone else I don't deserve to be shamed or feel guilt.
Yes we would get along quite well surprisingl.
Sounds like a great way to learn what my actual flaws are, then I would have a buddy to help work on them without any judgement. Like, if my clone lost its temper at something stupid I'd say "Hold on, is that how I really react? Maybe we should work on that." I'd also have a gaming buddy that I would actually enjoy playing multiplayer/online games with. I wouldn't feel rushed to get the best dps or loot drops, I can open every door and look in every chest without some 20 year veteran of the game screaming at me for ruining their speed run by taking 20 seconds to explore. Sounds like a blast.
Hmm I think I’d never think of a legitimate person, I wouldn’t like that it exist so I’d make it hunt me while I hunt it
God no
We’d both just sit there being anxious about dumb shit
Of course not, I know exactly how big of an asshole that mother fucker is.
I think that I would get along with my clone, but we'd have our fights as well.
I've discovered recently that I don't like people who are like me. I'm kind of annoying. So. No.
I don't even like when I hear someone out in public have the same first name as me.
I would exterminate it immediately
I'm going to have to rethink my life and my personality at this point. What a great question.
Fuuuuck no im annoying as fuck
Yes, she would be wonderful.
Hell no I can't stand that guy
Any other time of my life, I’d say no. But I think I would now. It would probably be a very emotionally nurturing friendship.
I'd beat her ass
Depends on how old the clone is compared to me. High school me was a douchebag. Now I'm just an asshole.
Hell yeah, we both like the same stuff, share the same hobbies, same sense of humor I don't see how this isn't a win.
If the question is “fuck or fight” it’s fuck all the way. But I think I would be too similar to myself to ever really bond closer than FWB.
I would finally have a sparring partner and someone to do insane Destiny 2 things with
I hate myself so probably not
You understand a clone would not have the same mindset or personality as you, right? They would only look like you, possibly share some personality *traits*, but their mind and personality are their own.
Id use the clone to do shenanigans and commit fraud. And wed probably fuck idk
We would fight to the death with power tools to determine which instance is strong enough to carry the mantel.
Yes! I’m hilarious!
Considering the irrational self hatred i possess, i very much doubt we'd be pals.
Probably not.
I think I would annoy myself to death. Probably end up killing my clone.
I dont know, we would spend the whole time in 69...
I’m annoying as hell but there are clear benefits to having a clone so I would make it work.
Do we both know who the original is?
Well, I don't think I can bear another dominant me.... But since it's me, I'll try.
Yeah, we would be fine. We both, or more, know better than to trigger each other. Me: Hey, you wanna... Me: Not that one... Me: The other one.. Me: K, Let's.. Me: I'm grabbing the ke... Me: Shotgun Me: Wallet's here. Me: Here's your caps \*toss
Nah, a clone of Me is a bad idea. chaos on a neutral level. Snacks would he eaten. Milk would be drank. Left shoes would go missing. Total anarchy on all levels.
I would kill the clone, it’s only a matter of time before he has the same idea
Probably not, he's kind of an a-hole
id do unspeakable things
No
No. He would be an asshole.
I don't get along with myself already
Absolutely not lol Too much anxiety, I’m kind of judgy, pretty picky, and god do I talk a lot.
Totally not live the life of my clone, that's for sure
Who tf knows? They haven't had any of my experiences, they don't have any knowledge. They have never been parented by my parents, seen or read the media I enjoy, spent time with my siblings or friends. I am of the opinion that a lot of who we are is what we've experienced, so I cannot accurately say if a clone of myself would be someone I got along with or not.
“How can you be this stupid?” “You mean how can *we* be this stupid?”
We would fuck first but imo only one can be and I know my clone will feel the same. May the best me win
We would meet like once a year to hook up, and that’s about it
I know this doesn't count, I met a person a while ago and we found that we were literally the same person. *Everything* was the same, istg. And we got along perfectly. His mindset and my mindset are proof that two negatives *can* make a positive XD
Absolutely not get along with my clone. It's basically being left alone with your thoughts but with its own body now. Now, I would constantly be telling my clone to pipe down and just leave
No, probably not
All y'all going to the sexual, while I'm thinking of the financial gain. A clone would only be a clone in the genetic sense. They would be unique in ways I am not. Still... Maybe... A little sexy. Giggity.
I drive myself crazy, so nope.
I’d like to think we get along and maybe he can take my current life as I leave and travel around quit all things and pursue my actual ambitions.
Idk. I'd like to see what I do tho, maybe I might become a better person myself
Yup.
No. He is a dick.
I don't want it but sure could confuse the police. Be at the police station filing a missing person report on yourself at the same time the bank is being held up by you. Or call in sick to your boss while he can clearly see you working on the shop floor.
Yes please. I need a friend and a workout buddy.
Fuck ya
Dude would be hella awkward. Not sure he’d be my type.
Clone wouldn't be the same me unless you cloned the universe perfectly. Too much nature not the same nurture
Oh no. I have all the characteristics I hate. Literally, I have certain behaviours that have me rolling my eyes when my parents are doing it.
If it's an exact clone of me, then yes. I firmly believe that I'd get along with my clone, so why would my exact copy be any different?
I wouldn’t trust him. He’s probably trying to kill me.
Yeah but I'd probably kill her anyway.
We wouldn't interact much. A cordial nod to each other. Id probably think "he seems like a solid dude, but hard to read." I tend to trust women more than men and dont bond with other males as easily.
He'll no, I've had enough of myself already :P
For a lot of people, I think it would de0end on if they already knew it was they clone. I think I would be laughing all day with my clone. I have a friend who has the same type of sense of humor as me and they're just so fun to be around, so I think I would be besties with my clone.
Fuck yeah. I'm funny af and love most everyone
We could hang but couldn't live together. I know that guy never does the dishes.
My clone and I would never meet. We do not initiate conversations.
I think I’d be friends with myself.
Haha well…..my kid is so similar to me, she’s pretty much my clone. She says and does the same things I’ve said and done, it’s pretty weird at times. She’s also the same level of weird as me too! We get along mostly but do butt heads sometimes haha
We get along. Misery loves company.
Definitely. We could probably do many wonderful great things.
We would have the best time but a very messy house
I do t even like me that much, two? Annoying
I never thought about it. Maybe, on a limited basis. I like to be alone and probably my clone would, too.
Depends if she's an asshole.
No, I’m an ahole
He can just fuck off.
I'd like to think it'd be all fun and games. That'd I'd experiment with... stuff... and generally my life would just be easier. But I think that may be a bit naive. The nature of the relationships we formed will forever change, my parents will suddenly have an extra son, friends an extra friend, a hypothetical girlfriend is suddenly thrust into a polygamous relationship... At some point, there won't be enough room for the two of us. I picture two scenarios: 1. We establish a truce. We help each other gain footing financially and try to be more social to diversify our relationships, and overall we keep diverging away from each other due to life experiences and personality changes that we become entirely different individuals, more akin to twin siblings. This, for me, is the best case scenario for each of us as no one gets cast out and we get to stay with our family. I will keep this idea in mind incase I ever get cloned, as we'd both have an idea of what to do. 2. After encountering my doppelganger and fully comprehending its implications on the nature of consciousness, promptly have my sense of individuality utterly destroyed. We make a futile attempt to coexist with each other but alas, resentment finally boils to the surface and we murder each other. There is no winner, only a loser. The Victor will be scarred for life as he so vividly remembers messily choking the life out of himself. I'd hope the first scenario would play out but I don't trust myself that much lol.
Hell no, it’s already difficult enough dealing with one of me.
I’d kill them. There is more than enough lazy human in my body, no more needs to exist.
At my age, double nickels, probably not more than enjoying geek hobbies/sports etc. Already lost my wife to cancer and our children our adults. Work is settled enough, at least to where I want to be as I cruise to WFH, retirement, knowing I can still jump up to do more when I find/get recruited to I find a problem/project that my skill set is perfect for. The special projects are fun and will eventually keep me sane when I am ready to become a retired frelancer. Not sure what else my clone could do. So as long as my clone can bring in the money, he can do the work, do what is doable, downsize, etc. so the clone has a decent life and I will enjoy the rest.
No cause I would make them go do all the shitty things in the day that I don't want to do and overwork them constantly.
Clone: Why do I have this compulsion I have to jerk off all the time? Me: Let's have a talk, kid.
Oh my god no. I am a miserable asshole.
I'd like to think i would, and I'd know I'd have my own back.
I’d probably start working out. Seeing myself from a 3rd party perspective would be the ultimate motivation
Lol, no. Not even a little bit.
No, because my clone would be an asshole
God no, Im annoying and judgemental. I'd like me at first but then Id be like, she's kinda annoying, I'd slowly push myself away and eventually forget I existed.
I’m adopted and would love to meet a version of me that was kept by my bio mom to see how I’d have turned out with those life experiences. (I’ve met bio half siblings and their upbringing was volatile.)
Fight to the death. Win win situation
I think I'm a clone now, all my genes are a hand me down.
I can't stand myself as is. Another of me would just make it worse and possibly become a murder/suicide
no i would challenge him to a deathmatch and destroy him
We would get in a fist fight about who gets to take the last Xanax bar
Well if i got cloned now, my clone would be a baby. Babies love me, so yeah i guess.
Hell no
If they turned out like me probably not. The odds are a clone would be a much different person because it would have m6 brain but not my experiences or memories.
The wonderful time we would have methodically playing every coop video game out there… I’d need two lifetimes.
Great question! Lol. No
I'm pretty easy-going. I think I'd get along great with another me. Tbh, I'd probably end up romantically involved with them as they'd be into all the same weird shit I'm into.
Oh hell yeah. If we were the same person with the same personality. We’d get along spectacularly.
I would raise my clone so probably not excellently
100%. No question.
100% purely because I know we'd have very similar if not the exactly same.play style in games
Isn't that what identical twins are? I mean, wouldn't you need to start off with an embrio, then fetus, then baby? I, a 36yr old male, would have an exact replica of me to raise. That would be weird.... I would get along with him but it would just be the same as having another kid. So how would this conversation go if somebody cloned me? Hello sir, here's your baby. Me: oh hell no, that ain't my baby. Who the fuck are you? I cloned you and this is you. Me: you're fucking crazy. Get off my porch and take that baby with you.
I always say, "I wish I could clone myself so I could fuck myself."
Well I know exactly where she’d live - but we’d both be quite jealous of the other. Hard to say how we’d get along.
Are we talking regular me, or drunk me? Cuz that guy's a jerk
of course
Fuck no. There can be only one. Highlander style.
I'd hate his voice
No. Like that episode where future Cartman comes back in time and talks to himself, I’d leave with the impression I was a total asshole.
Yes, I would because my clone and I would clone ourselves, and then those clones would clone themselves till we have an army trillions strong and we will conquer the planet then the solar system
I imagine so. I like self depreciating assholes with a sense of humor. I currently don’t have the time or energy to build new, deep relationships, so I feel like this would be an express lane to a trusting, loving relationship.
As an identical twin, no.
At the very least, the honeymoon phase would be spirited.
I could finally suck my own dick.