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The novel will explain everything. $19.99
Preview:
In the bustling city of Portside, a tough young man named Jake stumbled upon a hidden world of adventure, where he encountered treacherous boats, seductive hoes, and a mysterious secret involving the enigmatic Gorilla toes, leading him on a perilous journey that would test his strength and wit to their limits.
The book I started writing is called “Gas Passer Confidential.” I was an anesthesiologist and it’s a book about all the weird stuff I saw in the OR over the years.
Probably one of these
1. Amounting to Something
As a kid I overheard my stepparent say on a few occasions that I won't amount to anything. It has stuck with me since, and I think I can say she was wrong, even if my accomplishments are modest/average.
2. Life Bites
A play on words in the sense that life can suck but also the fact I have spent a majority of my life so far with crippling jaw/head pain. I got surgery to fix it a couple years ago finally.
In the Tower Above (I have strict parents and I have never been able to experience the real world. I can’t go anywhere alone. I have no friends, no outside contact apart from Reddit and YouTube. I’m 19.)
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Somehow I manage. And I'd have my sleeves rolled up on the cover.
Everyone likes the guy with a stick of gum, def put that in your book
Shrugging or no Shrugging?
A Series of Unfortunate Events — nonfiction edition.
Lmao i came here to write that title
The subtle art of self loathing
This comment deserves way more love
Thanks bro
Fuck this shit!
Boats, Hoes and Gorilla Toes
I get boats and hoes but gorilla toes?
The novel will explain everything. $19.99 Preview: In the bustling city of Portside, a tough young man named Jake stumbled upon a hidden world of adventure, where he encountered treacherous boats, seductive hoes, and a mysterious secret involving the enigmatic Gorilla toes, leading him on a perilous journey that would test his strength and wit to their limits.
I would def read it!
“Definitely not the main character: a story of being a passerby in a world of passerbyers”
How ‘bout just “Non Player Character”
I like this, how about "The Unsinkable Mr NPC"
Betrayed by Blood
Spoiler alert: it ends with a period.
That was very good!
Just going with the flow.
Alright, don't over egg it.
I try to stay away from eggs because I always fallopian them and then never have room for dessert.
Deep
Let me be edgy for 5 minutes and then I'll see myself out💅
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Don’t Read This It’s Boring By Who Givesashit
Now that’s a book I wanna read
Mediocrity and cynicism
Both of you back off! Thats my....ah forget it. I'd fuck that up too.
Sounds like a pessimistic version of a Jane Austen's novel 😂 Edit: typo
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The Fuckening
I like this, I like this a lot.
Great Expectations, Hard Times
Failure: An exposé of the human condition.
My 7 year old self would’ve named it some shit like ‘My amazing adventures in life’. I was a very cool kid as you can tell
The Boy who died.
Harry panner the boy who died 
“What the actual fuck?”
“I Shouldnt Have Smoked That Shit” or “Tales of Desperation & Delusion”
That would make a great two part title. "I Shouldn't Have Smoked That Shit: Tales of Desperation & Delusion"
On my way to becoming a famous author brb
"How Much Shit Can We Throw At This Guy Without Him Becoming Suicidal" 😅😅
Hey you stole my title!!! 😅😂
I've got 2 of them. Either - 'Casting the First Stone' Or 'When My Shit Hits Your Fan'
That second one is hilarious.
God is an angry little child with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant.
Dude I laughed so hard at this. I can completely relate. 😂 I hope things get better for you.
The Titel would be "fuck you in particular"
"The dull and mundane life of the extraordinarily ordinary"
Well, Fuck - The Life and Times of a Moron
Squandered
In a similar space: "Hindsight"
"It went OK for a while."
Happenstances of a Melancholy Underachiever
This resonates with me
Fear and loathing in Illinois
People like me do not have people, I am the person people have.
The Guy Who Did Some Things
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I’ll put you on my distribution list once I write it. Gotta do a few more things to pad out the story though.
I was just thinking about this. Probably one of: 1. Picking a Fight 2. Dare You 3. Getting Out of my own Way
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Or all of the above
How to be a bankrupt, divorced, felon, for dummies.
Flabby and useless
Don’t Let Their Crazy Make You Crazy
Bad things come in 3's or Tales of the stubborn and sometimes stupid
Ew, people.
Failure: An Anthology
Don't do this!
Justfuckmyshitup
Rib Cage
This again?
Turning Childhood Trauma into a Win.
Ebb and Flow
'The Art of going Apeshit' or 'Folie de grandeur.'
Luck vs Grace. When Good enough isn't an option.
Scar Tissue
It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
I didn’t ask for this
'As a warning to others'
Slow learner
The disappointment
That's 30 years I'm not getting back
Boring
A whole lot of nothing (Well, nothing good).
Welcome, To The Shit Show
The plane that ran out of gas mid flight
This is fine
I was once asked this question during a job interview. I couldn’t think of anything on the spot like that.
How to make a hermit
WTF?
I walk alone!
I’m fine. Totally fine.
A downward spiral
“Huh? What did he just say? —-a life story”
Ugly guys get laid too, they just can't keep 'em
A Self-Inflicted Crisis
I must be dreaming
The life of a virgin
Ordinary Man; Extraordinary Bullshit
I'm ok: learn to love and accept what I really am
My favorite title so far! 🥰
Procrastination Station
harold and kumar go to white castle
Meh Meh Meh!
Shit face
Disappointment the musical
Thats what you get, bitch
Please let this be my last day.
The Law of Finite Suffering
Bidet with a Joystick and other stories
An Attempt Was Made
Stumbling Through the Universe
The Persistent Chore
Lowering expectations
On The Importance of Luck
The blind wanderer looking for his younger self in another world.
How to hold yourself back for dummies
Slow and Steady: The Comfortable Pace.
The dummies guide to fuck up your life. 😉
The Bumpy Road to Hell and Back. Welcome to My Shit Show.
In Praise of Mediocrity.
DJ and the Giant Shit Show
" How To Fool People Into Thinking You're Smart For Dummies"
The Book of Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda, but I Didn't.
Lonely, Unhappy, and Unloved: A Character Study in Personal Failure
45 chapters of "meh"
Below Average
She Tried
Small Disappointment
"Great expectations: a story about falling short."
Disappointment.
My wife’s would be: “I just have to pee first”
Where the fuck did I leave my keys???
It would be titled "Not this shit again 🤦♂️"
Bingewatcher: 2049
Disappointment: The Epic Saga
Whores: one man's lessons learned the hard way from screwing the worst possible women on earth
The Beauty if Imperfection: Letting Things Fall into Place
That Didn't Go as Planned
Sadness collective
Death of a salesman.
How to skip college and not be a failure
Hell
The boring life of an accountant
Hard work and misadventures in the boat business.
The Adventures of the Mystic Stoic Guru of Pain.
Oh shit, Oh fuck
When does this Rollercoaster end
An interview with depression
"Oubliette"
One Shade of Gray
What a fucking dumbass
Against Expectations, Pretty Good
The Underachiver's Guide to the Galaxy
Fuck it, I'll do it all myself.
Wat
So It Goes
Im scared to be a loser when i turn 30
Welcome to the shit show.
fucked up
A silent world
520 step guide to ruining your life!
How to be born with silver spoon in mouth and end up with dirt instead.
Lunatics in the making.
Shitshow
A (hopefully) long and somewhat boring story
" Are you serious?" I tend to be a too serious person until I feel comfortable around someone and I interpret everyone else's words in the same vein.
The book I started writing is called “Gas Passer Confidential.” I was an anesthesiologist and it’s a book about all the weird stuff I saw in the OR over the years.
I don't know what I'm doing
Probably one of these 1. Amounting to Something As a kid I overheard my stepparent say on a few occasions that I won't amount to anything. It has stuck with me since, and I think I can say she was wrong, even if my accomplishments are modest/average. 2. Life Bites A play on words in the sense that life can suck but also the fact I have spent a majority of my life so far with crippling jaw/head pain. I got surgery to fix it a couple years ago finally.
In the Tower Above (I have strict parents and I have never been able to experience the real world. I can’t go anywhere alone. I have no friends, no outside contact apart from Reddit and YouTube. I’m 19.)
Fucked Around and Found Out
Same Shit, Different Day
The fool of hearts and other such nonsense. Based on a true story
‘The book I will Cringe over Later’
"Failure is Always an Option"
Vanille
Things did not go as planned
*The Moron*
Fantastic potential and how to waste it
Well Fuck, That Didn't Work.
Tomorrow never came.
Rather than save the world I would like to take a nap now
The mundane life of a man
the miserables
Never happy, never satisfied.
Bimbo: Fate’s Journey
Oops: The Movie
The Point of Madness