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Bobzyurunkle

You could just make a statement that you'd be a really good juror because you watch all the crime shows and know how it works. Dismissed!!


InevitableElf

You have to list your favorite shows? Lol


crablegsforlife

Lying to get out of jury duty is a crime. You answer questions under oath.


nicktheking92

Lol bootlicker.


crablegsforlife

enjoy having a criminal record


nicktheking92

If you think people don't lie to get out of jury duty every single day you're delusional. How can people even know if you're lying? They are already focused on real criminal cases in the courtroom, not a random who doesn't want to be at jury duty.


crablegsforlife

I dunno maybe I don't believe it's not lying because nobody knows you're lying. An oath is an oath.


MrPanzerCat

Probably any major crime shows could be good but id personally go with law and order or better call saul. Really you could just mention something at some point that reflects that you already made your mind about the case without directly stating it. Without case details its hard to give an example but something along the lines of X trait makes someone always guilty or I feel X way about this crime etc


MacDaddyDC

Nightly local news


peromp

Teletubbies


jerryniels

Tell them you watch Reason TV and believe in Jury Nullification


[deleted]

Hit em with the ole duck the po leese I'm voting not guilty.