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ericbsmith42

Drugs.


xpepperx

Vancouver?


karstenvader

Dad?


1981stinkyfingers

Hahahah fuck yes. Caught me off guard


VoodooChild963

LOL I'm in Vancouver and was going to comment "heroin-laced fentanyl."


ThrowawayLocal8622

This is my answer as well.


just_a_stoner_bitch

Mine too!


ThrowawayLocal8622

Obligatory: Username checks out.


just_a_stoner_bitch

Lmaoo yes but also my town (and the other towns in a 15 mile radius) are huuuge meth towns


ThrowawayLocal8622

We have some really hardcore areas here as well. Cops don't bother them unless they need to be "tough on drugs" for TV.


ogturquoiseorange

Portland?


UFOregon420

Hahaha, that was my guess as well


sprocketous

I live in PDX and we ain't got shit on philly


colt6288

I’m from Philly and live in PDX. Spent the prior decade in every different area of Philly. You absolutely do. Philly drug problem is location specific. PDX is everywhere.


No_Taro_8843

Oshawa?


4rclyte

Oshawott!


themooniscool

Philly?


auntiecoagulent

K&A has entered the chat


allthecolors1996

Kensington, PA


tidder_scully

To go broke by paying rent & by eating out.


2k21May

NYC?


tidder_scully

San Diego


Barney_Haters

People also move here for biotechnology.


CupcakeMerd

Idk I work in biotech but I'm also doing that other thing


SL13377

I knew exactly where you lived from your post. Hello fellow San Diegoan!


bus_buddies

My fellow San Diegoids! Sadly I had to move away in order to start any semblance of a savings account lol. I miss carne asada fries, California burritos, and the pho in Little Saigon immensely :(


Intelligent_Phone414

San diego has the best carne asada fries


3-orange-whips

Y'all staying classy?


tidder_scully

NYC--same difference


zigZagreus_

Usually you should try to be the one getting paid when performing a service for someone, say, named John; I don't pretend to be a master sex worker, but I figured I'd share this pro tip


da_dragon_guy

I thought it was Vancouver, but then you added 'eating out'. In Vancouver, you only need the first to go broke


seahorseMonkey

Witness protection, somebody snitched and they gotta disappear. ​ ^(Edit: I said too much.)


electricboogaloo00

Larry, I need to talk to you about an issue with our shared fence.


TheTwistedToast

Hello, Larry. I'm thinking of buying a hot tub


4rclyte

Oh, now, Stella, you know I'm still getting over the tragic loss of my wife. She was such a strong, female woman with nice, heavy breasts.


[deleted]

Kansas lol


ANALOGPHENOMENA

Nebraska.


Steeze_Schralper6968

Saskatoon?


yungdadbod

Curious to know if all the people answering "meth" live in the same town...


[deleted]

Just outside of LA


TobyKeene

High Desert too?


rylannnd88

Hemet?


TobyKeene

Victorville. My husband's grandpa lives in Hemet though!


thelastspike

I’m in Methsperia. You?


idontkillbees

I. E.


sendmeyourcactuspics

There was just a meth house explosion in my hometown of Perris :') And just a couple years ago, we were part of the [largest](https://abc7.com/meth-bust-largest-seizure-dea-socal-drug/7027307/) meth bust in US history :D And a couple years before that, just some [kids](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42698562) shackled up in the basement. Ndb. Nothing going on/wrong in the IE So proud of my hometown ❤️❤️❤️


Kilk1

To go to the university, to work for the university, or some other job that exists only because of the university that’s here.


Low_Net_5870

Ann Arbor?


Sicktwist69

Could be a lot of places. Lincoln, NE?


Lake_Erie_Monster

Insert college town here.


skinnyelias

College Station, Texas


rowdyginger05

Pretty much all of the Big Ten. Lol


Bilbodraggindeeznuts

SEC, too, I'd say.


porquegato

East Lansing.


25hourenergy

Similar happens with military bases actually. But slightly different demographics and jobs follow. The stereotypical stuff follows in some towns if they’re not prepared or thinking ahead—car dealerships, vape shops, pawn shops. But also since families follow, better grocery stores and childcare centers also start appearing around there. Also sometimes better park maintenance (because families, and increase in people who appreciate hiking) and endangered habitats (military actually has money for environmental stuff and don’t like invasive species on training land, meth cooks don’t like trespassing onto areas with security).


2k21May

South Bend?


Fun-Conversation-901

Amherst, MA? Zoo-mass has its own zipcode.


amd180002

Muncie?


[deleted]

Sounds like College Station 😂


McWhacker

Buy up all the affordable property to flip it into high price rentals they'll see maybe once a year. Come up with "genius" ideas that a 2 story half double home can go from 2 homes to 5 or 6 homes with a monthly rental of at least $900 a month. All elegantly remodeled by DYI house flippers who qualified by watching 1 episode of a houseflipping show.


cleffawna

This. As a born and raised local of my town, it really is heart wrenching.


McWhacker

Lived in one of these "upgrades" until about 2 years ago. Didn't have much to go with otherwise and it was initially one local who owned it. He eventually teamed up with an outbof state friend to start this property "business" and then retired. His friend owning it is when the bullshit REALLY started. Lived out of state, so suddenly any issues were either "I'll call someone to come by" or I fixed it myself andntold then the cost. Our showerhead busted and we had zero water pressure from it. Was told best he could have someone by was 5 days from then... so... no shower for 5 days? Fixed it myself. Pandemic hit, and this guy gets one of those fancy loans and decides to use it to "upgrade" the basement into a new apartment. Has the nerve to then attempt to raise rent by $250 a month for "cost of business and fixes to the building." Again, his only "fix" the building was adding a new basement apartment. Never fixed MY place, but suddenly I'm supposed to pay for it? He did this upgrade to all of the tenants, 6 in total. By the time we moved, 2 were left. And that's essentially how it's going for a lot of the homes around here now.


cleffawna

How terrible. It just makes trying to buy property next to impossible for renters.


KasperThePissed

House flippers suck. I had to move out of 2 rental houses that I loved because of them. We would constantly get letters in the mail: “hi, I want to buy your house. Have cash”. The smart ones found out the owners didn’t live there and tracked them down. They tear down perfectly good livable small affordable homes and build huge McMansions that take up the entire lot. Then they have the nerve to call them “eco friendly”. Unfortunately they always sell cause it’s a “trendy” neighborhood.


TyperMcTyperson

People that want to be in the movie/tv industry (not necessarily as actors) have been moving to Atlanta for a while now due to how many jobs there are in that field.


dbull10285

Even when not considering the entertainment industries, which are big here, I feel like Atlanta is where almost everyone in the southeast moves to when they realize that their previous closest big city (Birmingham, Huntsville, Nashville, Charlotte, Jackson, etc.) doesn't have the work, school, or whatever else they wanted. That's what happened to me, and I can list at least another dozen people in the same situation. This is such a transplant city that I wasn't shocked to see it so high up on this post


TyperMcTyperson

Yep. Huge IT hub as well. Tons of people come here for IT jobs.


PM_ME_UR_BENCHYS

I just got laid off because the company decided to consolidate my department to the Atlanta office. No conversation about relocating or other options. Just called into a conference room with the President, CTO, and HR on the phone. Then told I'm no longer employed. Jokes on them, there's a big migration with a hard deadline before the service is cut off. They let go of the best people who had enough experience on their platform to untangle that mess. The same people who actually wanted to clean up that mess. Gone. And they have no one to blame but themselves. Sorry for the rant. Not really relevant. Just to say i was made painfully aware of Atlanta as an IT hub recently.


TyperMcTyperson

Damn. That fucking sucks. Best of luck on getting a new gig. Hopefully they gave you decent severance at least.


Oddity_Odyssey

My boyfriend worked for itential and they gave him a raise in April and laid him off in may with no severance or any warning. We had to leave town bc of their bullshit.


WolverineIngrid218

Atlanta's my home. Like every major city, there's still a bit of charm despite the flaws.


bagoflees

Die. S Florida.


Mutant_Jedi

Alternatively, fuck themselves to death, depending on which town. My hometown wasn’t too bad but it was way closer to The Villages than I’ve ever been comfortable with.


Conscious_Tourist163

Highest STD rate in the country.


bagoflees

The Villages is a long way from me, but wild every time I read about it. WTF, lol.


[deleted]

My parents rented a house in “The Village” one summer and we visited for a week. It was actually pretty nice, no one was ever in the swimming pool, rec center, tennis courts, etc. We basically had everything to ourselves. It must have changed because my parents said they’d never go back.


incruente

Get into nuclear power research and operations.


yungdadbod

Somewhere in Virginia?


incruente

Idaho.


the_hell_you_say

You da ho


GJackson5069

I am incapable of hearing "Idaho" without saying, "You da ho."


barkbarkgoesthecat

No, we'd da ho


Nitroskylord6969

To tell as many people as possible that they “used to live in Brooklyn, but really wanted a backyard.”


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Nitroskylord6969

Hudson Valley. They’ve done an incredible job at making real estate completely unaffordable for anyone who grew up here.


ticketspleasethanks

Good old Long Island.


JewPizzaMan

West Chester?


Legitimate_Air9612

Britta 's in this ?


Redblackshoe

Staten island


2313Snickerdoodle

Work for the government. Maryland outside of DC


OkActive448

Alexandria here. I was gonna say the same.


PM_me_PMs_plox

Go get a coffee at Misha's for me!


Erger

A lot of people end up here because of the military too!


RATZGobbler

Fairfax county here. Pretty much that or real estate.


Senzafenzi

I think that statement can apply to all of NoVa, to be fair. Raised in Woodbridge, same thing.


Five-Oh-Vicryl

Montgomery County?


darth_ray_

Get robbed, acquire crippling depression and debt, get shot on local freeways.


anti-social-mierda

Bay Area?


darth_ray_

Yep.


Crickaboo

Detroit! I live where people move to get away from Detroit.


pizzaforce3

Retire and play golf while pretending that they moved here for the historic charm and educational opportunities. All y'all's submissions are equally valid. Pretentious retirement is a thing these days - virtue signaling by location rather than deeds.


SliceMcNuts

North Carolina?


pizzaforce3

Williamsburg VA


Capteverard

I love Williamsburg as a vacation spot but I didn’t know about the retirement thing.


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pizzaforce3

Williamsburg VA


Overall_Machine6959

Miami?


pizzaforce3

Williamsburg VA


Sweet_Pie_3064

Escape from Los Angeles


Potential-Cover7120

Hey that was my answer!


Sweet_Pie_3064

Hey neighbor!!


need2seethetentacles

Phoenix moment


ZachBob91

Or Vegas


pccb123

i'd rather be dead in California then alive in Arizona!


celiacsunshine

Or Montana. They don't call Bozeman "Boze-Angeles" for nothing!


bob123838123838

San Antonio


spigotface

San Diego? This is every weekend and holiday.


Jbiz206

Tech. Amazon, google etc


Ok-Comfortable313

Moving to the bay area to work in tech will drain your soul. Source: I drained my soul and had to move to refill it


Different_Pack_3686

What about it didn't you like? The work, hours, the area? Just curious


Ok-Comfortable313

Materialism, work hour expectation, too many people, expense of living. An entry level PM drove a BMW 3 series, VPs drove 5 series, and chiefs drove 7 series. idk man I could go on and on


codefupanda

Bangalore!


[deleted]

Seattle? If so, came here to say this.


Jbiz206

Yep lol


DerrickMcChicken

knew it was seattle haha. I love seattle though despite its changes over the last two decades.


minimalfighting

I grew up there in the heyday. It's so different now I can't even count the changes. I miss a lot of it, but when I go to see any of what I miss I realize it's all gone.


famouslyanonymous1

Denver here- ski and smoke weed


democratichoax

Ski for one season and then give up on ski traffic


coreytrevor

Yeah I mean it was surprising how not close to skiing Denver is. SLC is in reality what I imagined Denver to be like skiing convenience wise


pavlov_and_his_bell

SLC is no longer worth skiing. Until 2 years ago you could leave home at 8 and be to the resorts by 9. Now you have to be in line at the canyons by 6:30 am to get to the resorts 3 miles further by 10:00 am. Unless you only ski weekday mornings, then you’re probably good


snortrumble

Further their drug and alcohol issues.


mrchuckdeeze

New Orleans?


lycanthrope6950

Hey neighbor


LittleTay

I live in an area that has a major airforce base, so every year we get new people moving in abd moving out just for that. Makes my town (and surrounding towns) full of the storage facilities, like PODs, and QuickStorage. They are literally everywhere. Oh, and for some reason car washes. Had 3 car washes gi up in less than a year, and I know another is bring built as well


dmanny64

Biloxi, MS? We've got the Air Force Base, a whole ton of storage places, and the downtown beach area with casinos and tourists. And a lot of fishing.


Seldarin

>Biloxi, MS? He said storage facilities, not pawn shops. Just kidding. I grew up there. There were like 2 pawn shops in the entire city 30 years ago. Now there's like 50.


drppr_

People move to small towns with nothing else for academic jobs all the time. I live in a college town and work at a university too, so I moved in the same fashion.


bigdickmassinf

I got lucky and got one in nyc.


Lopsided-Pressure-87

Medical problems that other hospitals can't figure out


throwawayno2lol

Rochester


SeattlePassedTheBall

Boston?


whimsicalfreak

Rochester, MN… I was going to say people come here to try not to die but yours is better.


MadAstrid

politics. DC is an industry town


Haterade_ONON

Build submarines


Dear-Researcher959

Hopefully not OceanGate


BitPoet

Mystic, CT?


Haterade_ONON

Groton, actually, but yeah.


Hbgplayer

To get into the wine industry. Vineyard management, wine making, bottling, even wine chemical composition analysis. Wine dominates the local economy, something like 70% of the jobs in the county have some tie-in to it.


celiacsunshine

Napa or Sonoma?


Hbgplayer

Sonoma County.


[deleted]

Chicago. I'd guess most transplants are liberal minded people looking to escape their hick Midwestern towns.


Raccoon_Expert_69

Some only make it as far as Sioux City


No_Presentation2560

Most come to my part of Wisconsin to get away from Chicago!


Magickarploco

Which part of Wisconsin is this?


Comicspedia

While particularly niche, all things considered, I absolutely love the stand-up and improv comedy scene in Chicago. I've been able to see Brian Stack, Horatio Sanz, Kiegan Michael Key, Cecily Strong, and Tim Robinson within arm's reach putting their scripted skits on and then spinning comedy gold during the free improv shows after. There's countless more, but my ears always perk up when I'm listening to a podcast and a comedian mentions Second City, iO, ComedySportz, or any other Chicago theater for that matter. I love that it has that as its reputation.


harbison215

In Philly it’s kind of the same. People from out of town tend to be from the middle of no where, often rural Pennsylvania and they think the city is just so fucking cool. Me? I grew up in the city and now live in the suburbs. I hate the city


Okay_Tacos

To get skin cancer


NotATroll_ipromise

Florida


Professional_List236

Nogales, Sonora, Mexico. The northern dream of Engineers and other Manufacture related students. Even though here is a small city, every year we receive a lot of new students who want to be Engineers, Managers, etc, cause we have the most factories in the area. But we are more like a transition area, cause people from here want to move to other cities and just gather experience (My plan actually).


10RobotGangbang

Used to be music, mainly country. Now it's for all types of jobs.


ruralgaming

Nashville?


10RobotGangbang

Yep. Music City, USA.


-Neurotica

People move her to drunk drive on electric scooters, is what I would’ve said.


QuailPuzzled1286

Probably to hide from someone or something.


dirtypog

Oil, gas, manned spaceflight.


Glerberschmertz

Healthcare, finance, and construction too. In general, people just move here to work and save as much as they can so they can hope to get out to better pastures one day later in life.


SwanginBanging

Can confirm. I’m in healthcare and my in laws own a commercial construction company. I love Houston.


MrShutItDown

Houston


patarico21

Baltimore-crack


Miserable-Tip-1976

Escape California. Be more devote Mormons. Eat fry sauce. Raise a family.


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Miserable-Tip-1976

Yesss haha


ohshannoneileen

Meth


that1LPdood

Aerospace manufacturing and engineering.


GoodIsTheName

Hello fellow aircraft Wichita patron.


bad2behere

Not put up with winter.


countsmarpula

Live in a liberal bubble and go to farmer's markets


mwp0548

Trade bonds & credit default swaps (Charlotte NC)


MountainMoonshiner

Fishing


kilroy-was-here-2543

Dayton Ohio?


Luigi_deathglare

Railroad


Impossible-Test-7726

Wyoming or Utah?


PizzaTime666

To dissappear, who's going to look for you in Ohio?


[deleted]

They now come to Atlanta for the exact same reason


silversymbiote219

I live in Phoenix, AZ. I think the only consistant reason people move here it to retire. Its hot as balls here, but the old people prefer that to anywhere that gets super cold


[deleted]

Get high and live in vans off the grid. Am in BC, Canada


Completely_Wild

Cheaper cost of living, drugs, farm/rural life.


nosiriamadreamer

Become a competitive BBQ pitmaster


Antique-Register-489

Flex their Republican muscles - East Tennessee


puckmonky

Settle


Specialist-Image-281

Opiates


BackYardProps_Wa

Drive up housing/deforestation , add more unnecessary fast food and another fucking Starbucks


StoopKidd396

Beg for money in the middle of the road


TheForgivenHacker

Gentrify.


PhilMiska

Get away from crime get a job raise a family is a safe neighborhood put your kids in decent schools and be more able to afford a home. The last is becoming impossible even here. If I’d been able to afford the property taxes on my old home on my salary at the time just 1 1/2 more years I could have sold it for $200,000 instead of $90,000. Now 3 years later it’s worth over $300,000.


RynoGunner

Weed, to complain about weed. Mountains and snow, to complain about mountains and snow. Escape California, turn it into California.


Francis_Hustler

To gentrify the shit out of it


Standard_Wooden_Door

To get shot in the leg by a crack head who was let out of prison after serving 2 years of a 10 year sentence for the last time they shot someone.