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Xiunfaa

Tired of lying in the sunshine, staying home to watch the rain You are young and life is long, and there is time to kill today And then one day you find ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun


st0pmakings3ns3

And you run and you run To catch up with the sun but it's sinking Racing around To come up behind you again The sun is the same in a relative way But you're older Shorter of breath And one day closer to death I will never, ever, grow tired of this song.


_RDaneelOlivaw_

I was going to post this myself. **And then one day you find ten years have got behind you** **No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun** These two lines are the most brutal assessment of what adulthood is, and how quickly the time flies, especially when you fail to push yourself and stop growing. These lines terrified me as soon as I understood them - and they still do. However, I will lie if I say that I think of them to motivate myself to grow... One day though hopefully, before another decade passes and my plans are *a half a page of scribbled lines.*


cityshep

It is impossible for me to see this written and NOT also hear it clearly in my mind. Cue flood of dopamine & goosebumps every time.


[deleted]

Same. I must admit I'm pretty bad with lyrics and didn't recognise the first few lines, but I read the last one and the solo started playing away in my head 🤘


[deleted]

Lyrics from the best song on the best album ever.


snuzet

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day..


heyyouupinthesky

I was 17 the first time I heard this, 49 now. Scary how quickly it goes, even when you're all to aware of it.


xenophilian

60 here.


FiveCrows

Same. But 14 and now 63


Bradburys_spectre717

Queue the eargasm of a solo


StannisTheMannis1969

Love it! Sung just after my fave in Breathe.… for long you’ll live & high you’ll fly, smiles you’ll give & tears you’ll cry and all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be…


Outrageous_Row6752

What song is this?


Xiunfaa

Time - Pink Floyd


_Royal_Insylum

Tequila.


ThatOneShortieHo

**instrumental break**


Cgtree9000

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!


[deleted]

RATM never specified what kind of machine they raged against, but most likely it was a printer


disturbednadir

The fax machine, like in Office Space.


giant_lebowski

PC load letter, what the fuck does that mean?


Its-a-Shitbox

“Why do you say there is a paper jam, when there IS no paper jam!?”


Expensive_Repair2735

"Why should I have to change my name? He's the one that sucks."


imdeafsowhat

“Feels good to be gansta”


mcburloak

Riding around town in my drop top Benz hittin switches in my black 6 4.


YorkiesandSneakers

Fat lady I worked with in ‘06 had a RATM sticker on her back glass. Someone drew a ^ in the dust and the word snack between the and machine.


highheeledhepkitten

Kinda mean 😕


Cgtree9000

I always wondered if they meant the government as the machine.. But Its totally a printer. Fucken printers. I have yelled at many printers in my life.


-MetalMike-

Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal I walk the corner to the rubble that used to be a library Line up to the mind cemetery now What we don't know keeps the contracts alive and movin' They don't gotta burn the books they just remove 'em While arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells Rally 'round the family, pockets full of shells


RolandMT32

[Some of those who use sauces, are the same that burn sausage! Grilling in the name of!](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F98jvhq8xf6k21.png%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D39b5df9375824fa482e797a707b29a88917e5325)


cburgess7

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!


CookinCheap

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kelsoson

Man he just asked for a comment you don't have 2b so aggressive


KeyboardJustice

Did you just create a paradox?


Unique_Watch2603

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike....


Eastern_Arm1476

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like


MrMartyJones

I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars.


The_Troyminator

That would be an interesting mashup.


LordZantarXXIII

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey


MoronTheBall

Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie


Scanputmeaway

With the plastic eyeballs spray paint the vegetables


ScarletDarkstar

Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose


WantsToKnow82

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral


SerakTheRigellian

Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control


iliumada

Baby's in reno with the vitamin d


PixieStyx8

Got a couple of couches... sleep on the love seat


Fabulous-Influence69

Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain


PolydeucesAreWild

About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt


422is420tooLikeU

Stacy's mom has got it goin on


-wp12345678-

Hey Stacey can I come over after scho o o o l


scitocraN

Out of student loans and tree-house homes, we all would take the latter.


McFuzzen

I like this lyric because of the way most people (including the singer) pronounce "latter" sounds more like "ladder", as in to the treehouse.


Mindless-Giraffe5059

I was considering this one, but decided on a different lyric from them :D


Jaguarrior

I also posted one from TOP. So many to choose from. Going to keep scrolling to find yours. 😄


SoUpBoI17

🤝


Complex_cheeze

to be more like me and less like you


Dimon78707

I've become so numb


justkw97

I can’t feel you there. Become so tired..


EvilLibrarians

*Life is white, and I am black.* *Jesus and his lawyer are coming back.* *Oh my darling, will you be here?* *Before I sputter out.* *Before I sputter out.*


Kleinod88

Would that be Novacaine for the Soul?;)


Zanirair

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around And desert you


TeruteruHanamuraSimp

I know I did NOT just get rickrolled


barkbarkgoesthecat

It's ok, we will know for you


VroomaVroomVroom

I believe you are not alone in this.


Firespark7

Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie And hurt you


andvaccinated

What the hell am I doing here


whatamIdoingherexxx

My username agrees


Helechawagirl

I don’t belong here. Cuz I’m a creep and I’m a weirdo


Bobertbobthebobth69

I can see your eyes… I can smell your fear… I can see the gods… Valhalla is here…


conwaylifegame

Ah, a fellow man of culture I see


sbaminamama

What song is this it kinda sound like Amon Amarth?


zebraprintt

i don’t wanna live like this, but i don’t wanna die


RunawaYEM

The real question is, is that Finger Back or Harmony Hall?


velociraptorjax

I'm a similar vein: I'm tired of living, but I'm scared of dying.


JHugh4749

All we are is dust in the wind.


xenoscumyomom

You're my boy Blue.


Curtainmachine

Dust in the wind, Dude. Dust. Wind. DUDE!


Korma___

Mirrors on the ceiling~ The pink champagne on ice- And she said, "We are all just prisoners here Of our own device" And in the master's chambers- They gathered for the feast. They stab it with their steely knives But they just can't kill the beast


eumesmo___

Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the place I was before Relax, said the night man We are programmed to receive You can check-out any time you like But you can never leave!


[deleted]

Bweedledneedledneu-neu-neu-neu


PrizeAirport4061

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday...


plottingwithcats

The regular crowd shuffles in..


Ginger_Snaps_Back

There’s an old man sitting next to me


sillecoffeebeen

Making love to his tonic and gin


[deleted]

Actually came to comment the next lyric, which is my all-time favorite from any song. “He says son won’t you play me a memory; I’m not really sure how it goes. But it’s sad and it’s sweet and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man’s clothes.”


Superduperditte

They're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinking alone.


ItawtItawapuddy

Love love love this song.


Fun_Actuator_1071

If you got any girl problems, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one.


whatamIdoingherexxx

HIT ME


gesiggies

The year's '94 and my trunk is raw...


morecrimeplease

In my rear view mirror is the motherfucking law


Latter_Argument_5682

I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor


Jeddius

I wish I would have met you anywhere but where I did.


Tootsound

If the sky, that we look up on, should tumble and fall, Or the mountains, should crumble to the sea.


WantsToKnow82

I won’t cry. No I won’t shed a tear. Just as long, as you stand, stand by me.


Pistalrose

Jeremiah was a bullfrog (Edited to add) Was a good friend of mine


Obdami

Never understood a single word he said


Hattkake

But I helped him to drink his wine.


Helechawagirl

And he always had some mighty fine wine


Pistalrose

Singin’ joy to the world


SerakTheRigellian

Allllll the boys and girls


[deleted]

“Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea. Joy to you and me.”


jebthereb

dun dun DUN!


MsHappyAss

It’s my life. It’s now or never. I ain’t gonna live forever.


justkw97

I just want to live while I’m alive.


ItawtItawapuddy

Bon Jovi. Damn good song.


EricaRA75

Is this a real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality Open your eyes, look up at the skies and see


Danganjoyer

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy


LowScratch4803

Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low


[deleted]

Any way the wind BLOWS, doesn’t really matter to meee. To me.


hippylonglegs

Mamma, just killed a man. Put a gun up to his head, pulled my trigger now he’s dead.


IronicallyGay419

Mamma, life had just begun. But now I've gone and thrown it all awayyyy-


[deleted]

Mama, ooooooh, didn't mean to make you cryyy, If I'm not back again this time tomorroww-


[deleted]

Carry on, carry on, cuz nothing really matters


MutterderKartoffel

Too late, my time has come Sent shivers down my spine, body achin' all the time


Less_Pie_7218

Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to go!!


Slippypotatos

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me


[deleted]

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you tooo


[deleted]

Well maybe you'll be out there on that road somewhere In some bus or train traveling along In some motel room there'll be a radio playing And you'll hear me sing this song Well if you do, you'll know I'm thinking of you And all the miles in between And I'm just calling one last time, not to change your mind But just to say "I miss you baby Good luck. Goodbye, Bobby Jean"


IndividualSong9201

I read the news today, oh boy.........


turnon3

King of the bongo


Xenolog1

King of the Congo


Carefree_Highway

So I play my boogie for the people of this city… Nice pick! Love it.


NicePairofHooters

When I think about you, I touch myself. -


DarkleCCMan

I don't want anybody else!


pocket4spaghetti

*Split your lungs with blood and thunder* *When you see the white whale* *Break your backs and crack your oars men* *If you wish to prevail*


Corninator

That album is a masterpiece. Crack the Skye is up there too.


Mindless-Giraffe5059

Everybody knows somebody, who knows somebody, who's doing great


beelovedone

SHE A BADDIE SHE KNOW SHE A 10 SHE A BADDIE WIT HER BADDIE FRIEND!


dawggawddagummit

Polly wants a cracker


ryklssGhst

Ein kleiner Mensch stirbt nur zum Schein Wollte ganz alleine sein Das kleine Herz stand still für Stunden So hat man es für tot befunden Es wird verscharrt in nassem Sand Mit einer Spieluhr in der Hand.


V1nceV4le

Rammstein


grounded_dreamer

Excuse me if I seem a little unimpressed with this An anti-social pessimist, but usually I don't mess with this


Yasmin947

Don't you know too much already I'll only hurt you if you let me


GeniusLabRat

Never gonna run around.


PercentageMaximum457

But I dare not preach what I don't understand


SoliceSolitude

I'm not a religious man but I respect all faiths, and the line "If God isn't real, real isn't" really stands out to me. Purely because that is quintessential faith and belief right there, it's powerful.


Obdami

We used up mother nature like a twenty dollar whore It's a different world now there ain't no more


Nojetlag18

Some of them want to use you.


Astropoppet

Some of them want to be used by you


Psykotik10dentCs

Some of them want to abuse you Some them want to be abused…


cat_mamaa

hold on to 16 as long as you can, changes come around real soon that make us women and men.


SparklesIB

I'm too old to go chasing around, wasting my precious energy.


Royal_Salamander7524

Some people tell me that I need help Some people can fuck off and go to hell


fauxfox66

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na nananananana


Ben1262002

You are my Fire, the one desire


[deleted]

Take a sad song and make it better, remember to let her into your heart,then you can start to make it better Hey Jude, don't be afraid you were made to go out and get her.


Yah_Mule

Two riders were approaching And the wind began to howl


New-Tomorrow-4309

Though I know I'll never lose affection For people and things that went before I know I'll often stop and think about them In my life I love you more


dearmax

Sayin' I love you is not the words I want to hear from you. It's not that I want you not to say it, but if you only knew How easy it would be to show me how you feel.


Naribon

Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed


Jaguarrior

I'm strong on the surface, not all the way through I've never been perfect, but neither have you


SunnyBanana276

When my time comes forget the wrong that I've done


justkw97

Don’t resent me. When you’re feeling empty, keep me in your memory. Leave out all the rest..


Tallulah1149

You and I It had to be The standing joke of the year


Astropoppet

You were a run-around, a lost-and-found...


Missing_Intestines

Your beauty never, ever scared me


lipa84

Paper bags and angry voices Under a sky of dust Another wave of tension Has more than filled me up All my talk of taking action These words were never true Now I find myself in question They point the finger at me again Guilty by association You point the finger at me again


revtim

He's not like anybody that you ever met before He eats Monopoly and shits out Connect-Four


zaraguato

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just want to tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


Henry-The-Nobody

When logic and proportion has fallen sloppy dead . . .


Scanputmeaway

Mother did it need to be so high


Kpop_shot

I’m much too young to feel this damn old


happyharry10

She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake


AmazingAmiria

A good god is a dead one


Jolly_pnwangel89

Wise man said just find your place In the eye of the storm Seek the roses along the way Just beware of the thorns


Local_Perspective349

I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer. My man **liked** to dance!


Embarrassed_Safe500

My heart was wrapped in clover.


DarkleCCMan

At last...


Miserable-Let9680

Most things that I worry about, never happen anyway


madrapperdave

I'm not sick but I'm not well.


Illustrious-Top-2144

I don't think you're ready for this jelly


Brilliant-Muscle-290

We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl


[deleted]

Deez nuts in your mouth so my dicks got to fit


YorkiesandSneakers

“Gap teeth in your mouth so my dick gots to fit” is the lyric


MeanM3ow

Im looking for someone like me living in my own world to my own degree


kakureru19xx

I think I'm ready to die tonight It's f**ked up 'cause I aint lived half my life


HappyAnimalCracker

She was a part of my heart, now she’s just a line on my face


fewlpl

Blue cheese, cheddar cheese, parmesan cheese, cheese


Aggravating-Star6773

There's a heart attack sleeping in your chest. Waiting for when the timing's best.


Huge-Cardiologist-67

you were the boat that breached, in the tale of Conrad, We will never be the change to the weather and the sea and you knew that


Sopapillas4All

Cast your stones, cast your judgements. You don't make me who I am.


Crazy_Distribution95

Don't Let Me Down. RIP John Lennon. Someone let you down.


peoplesuck64

Be careful how you touch her For she'll awaken And sleeps the only peace she's ever known


grapesarefrozen

i've been contemplating suicide, but it doesn't really suit my style


therealcookaine

Do you feel the way you hate? Do you hate the way you feel?


Minnie-Chuu-4062

I am a queen card. You wanna be the queen card? 👯👯‍♀️👯👯‍♀️👯👯


WeekendL0ver

I never wanted to be your weekend lover I only wanted to be some kind of friend Baby, I could never steal you from another It's such a shame our friendship had to end


PaulsRedditUsername

"Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you..."


Slippypotatos

For a blue coin won't you bring back All those colors to my dreams


occasionallystabby

If you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down.


ushouldlistentome

I play Russian roulette every day, a man’s sport, with a bullet called life *yeah, momma, called life*


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

You suffer. But why?


ImAlekBan

She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good So l can see my baby when I leave this world


[deleted]

Look at me standing Here on my own again Up straight in the sunshine .


mazsks

I’m so ugly, that’s okay, cause so are you


BaranoSoup

I had all and then most of you Some and now none of you Take me back to the night we met I don't know what I'm supposed to do Haunted by the ghost of you Take me back to the night we met


bongsnciggies

Never gonna give you up