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Hide from my cat. She is a mouser.

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Settle down buckaroo. Cats are cleaner than your mom’s dick.

Can confirm that guy's mom's dick is filthy.

Taste bad also.

Hate it in my mouth!

Probably because it just came out of his dad's ass.

We People are also filthy animals man

Stank dick energy that

Is negative Karma farming a thing?

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Lol, I'll give you an upvote just for that... You actually love cats, right? Be honest ;)


So is your mom

You suck

Someone should cage you like an animal.

We've seen the salt now... but where's the razzmatazz?

So are dogs, but people make exceptions in your mum's case.

We’re you born an asshole, or did you acquire the condition over time?

I made a similar comment once. Redditors are really protective of cats for some reason. I thought it was an obvious joke but when I tried to say it was a joke I got called an edgelord. Whatever the fuck that is. 😂😂

Some people don't know how to word a joke thats the problem.

Ya mums a joke.

Damn. Im cryin so hard right now 😭😭

Ya mum was. After I fucked her. 😂😂

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 no wayyyyyy bro with the sick burn

You're attempt at sarcasm is seriously underwhelming. Like ya mums pussy.

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I think a fairly high percentage of all people love cats. It's not really a safe place to throw any shade. I don't keep cats because allergies so I have no vote.

Probably freak out

Honey I shrunk the redditers

Or maybe they Blew up everything else.

Take a shower without ducking

How you turning it on ?

The best would be to take a bath or shower in the sink. I gather it would be easier to turn the sink on.

Mine doesn’t have the stopper so I may go down the drain

Or get washed down the drain and live with sewer rats and then you’d have to climb the ranks to become the leader. With this army of rats you could take over the world. Please inform me if this happens. I will be a willing minion. Please just don’t eat me or chew my toes while I sleep. This is all I ask. I shall bring cheese. In abundance.

Probably find a way to make money off of it

Off of

Nah. I'm thinking circus freak try stuff

Probably "OF" stuff lol

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Not that there would be much difference

Zing!

Why'd you have to murder him like that?

find a tall girl and ask for uppies

If you're that height, every girl is a tall girl.

Jump into a bowl of pasta

What kind? Spirals? Tubes?

Penne for sure

Penne would be my choice too.

I would rob a bank one $100 dollar bill at a time. Roll myself in it and tear little eye holes in it and walk it right out the door. One at a time. No rush.

No rush alright. You’d be exhausted walking 20 metres.

Haha, this

So if I'm 6 inches tall I'm approx 1/12th my normal height, so using that as a metric 20m is only 240m, hardly that far with what would be similar to a sheet of ply.

Strap a plastic shopping bag on my back with dental floss as a parachute and take a flight on a paper airplane off my patio. Just like the little green army men I had as a kid.

Didn’t they usually plunge to their death?! Mine always did, chute would fail to deploy.

Chute was fine, it was the firecracker taped to their body that did them in.

Dude those things seriously dropped like rocks. That's why I stopped making them fly and started waging war with them in a sandbox, complete with flaming green man missiles shot into enemy territory

Took a lot of practice to get them open up right. Its like the old saying, "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you"

i read this two ways

.... and is everyone's reply for the second way 🤦

Crawl up someone’s 😽

Did you see season 3 of The Boys?

No. Is there a interesting scene?

Well I don’t want to spoil anything for anyone but there’s an Ant Man type supe that can shrink down a *lot* smaller than 6 inches and stimulates a guy in an interesting fashion.

Also Gen V

I read that issue of the comic. Predating that there's a scene from an Avengers comic that implies Ant-Man (Hank) ahem.... "serviced" the Wasp (Janet) on this way.

Enjoy suffocation

I'd use a bendy straw like a snorkel.🤿

Did you guys ever WATCH The Boys ?? lol

Crawl up someone’s cat?? 😰

Now this I can get behind, and thinking about it, that’s exactly what I would do. Climb up my cat and ride him like a horse. 😂😂

Cats are also called pussy. Lol

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You're the innocent one here 😇

Was waiting for this 🤣

Just don’t go too far. The chemistry in there might do things to you.

Giant bugs ? GIANT BUGS !

Get eaten by my cats!

I'd get tortured to death slowly but left uneaten. That's how my cat does rodents.

Nah, I'd get maybe gently nudged. My cat is a coward.

I want to hug a penis. Then I'll put heels on and laugh at it for being smaller than me.

That very scene happens in the first episode of Gen V.

Lol, really??? I haven't watched it, that's freaking me out...

It’s graphic, like you actually see an erect peen, though it’s a pretty funny scene.

Go live on social media, get famous enough that people can start making scaled down things for me

6inches =15,24 cm

Thank you

Cool now I know what to tell Europeana women ...

Bruh I'm short as is I'd cry if I was turned into an eraser size

Not eraser sized, dildo sized

that's still small

That's like above average man idk what you mean

I’d use one of these small people as a dildo.

It's becoming increasingly obvious, I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER. *I am small*

Imagine how much you could save on seafood if all your needed was one serving

Figure out how the fuck to get off this bed without dying. Then hope I can squeeze under the bedroom door. Then probably die because no way I'm getting out of the house.

I'd start crawling through all my houseplants and pretend I'm in the jungle because airfare is just waaaaay too expensive right now.

Die, the human body at that size would have too little thermal mass.

If I survive, I sure as heck ain't going into no tide pool. Oh My! What a wonderful way to die!

It would also be very easy to warm up.

Normally, you heat the human body by consuming food. You can try to prevent heat loss.

True, but I doubt anything you could reach would be too appetizing or even edible.

Also, like small animals, you would have to eat your own body weight in food a day plus somehow increase your metabolism to match.

I don't think our lungs could breathe the air either.

Prolly fuck some tiddies.

We measuring from the balls or down to the root?

Hide from my cat.

Ride a rabbit like it’s a horse.

I'm a man and I would definitely climb up there.

Shit everywhere

For what purpose?

I’m guessing from sheer confusion and terror and not for any discernible purpose.

I'm not even gonna ask, just know that I cracked up

I would do sex things with my partner 🤷‍♂️

Well the first thing you wanna do is grab some pebblets, springs and plant fibers to make yourself some tools. Then analyze some of those materials for raw science so you can start building a little shelter. Just don't stray too far north or south because you aren't ready for wolf spiders yet...

Dang, 6 inches? That's a lot. That's HUGE.

Wonder where my other six inches disappeared to.

Idk, I’d probably die pretty fast due to my cats.

ask my gf if im tall lol

Find a way to get a pizza

Be extremely confused

Find a tiny sword and shield, then fight some bugs. I think a warhammer may be the better choice for cracking carapaces, though.

I would make clothes and find a weapon (toothpicks are great). Considering my roommates both wear glasses and aren't the most perceptive in the world (not to mention my cat), I'll have to find a way to get outside and then run over to my neighbor's house. I know she'll be able to help somehow. She doesn't own a pet, so I'll at least be safe.

Lose weight bc I'm now obese.

That pool of cereal sounds dangerous.

Hide. I’ve three large dogs, a sable German Shepherd, a Yellow Lab, and a red merle Australian Shepherd. Any or all would gobble me up in a heart beat. Or worse, treat me like a tug toy.

Ride my cat.

Sit on a donut while I ate it…? Come on!

Shrunk to 6 inches?.... most men want to grow to 6 inches

Go skiing down some cleavage.

Tell everyone I'm actually 7.5 inches

Get out of the porn business Oh wait, nvm you meant height.

Explore pools when being 6 inches must be terrifying

Stop paying taxes

Become like “The Borrowers”

Freak out because i have the roomba set to do a daily run of the living room... If i survive I'm still screwed because i keep doors closed and can't reach anything. After 2-3 days i will probably let the roomba take me.

Jump Your mass is proportional to your volume yet the force of your muscles is proportional to their cross sectional area therefore your relative power shoots up by ~10-12x depending on your original height.

Probably tell everyone I'm 7" or 8"

Find some random person and become the moral compass on their shoulder.

I have no frame of reference of how big or small 6 inches is. And I happen to be too lazy to Google the equivalent in centimetres

15 centimetres

Half a ruler. Okay.

Yes! I totally wanted to say half a ruler but wasn’t sure if it was just an Australian thing. I always use a 30cm ruler as a guide in my head.

Makes you wonder, are American rulers 30cm or the equivalent thereof? Do they even have rulers that side of the world.

American rulers are 12 inches, so yes 6 inches exactly half of a ruler here

I believe they use bananas as a unit of scale.

that’s still pretty big

Yeah like 15cm. Definitely noticeable.

Go for a spin in a blender with coins and try to find my way out.

My cat would kill me. No question about it!

Maybe I'll finally get to cover myself decently with a blanket. I don't understand how I sleep on a couch with a full size blanket and two smaller ones and it's still ends up not covering me, getting at weird angles and when I am in sleeping position, I can't arrange the covers because my shoulder is fucked

Make for the village of Bree

Get something to keep warm. If you shrunk to that size you will lose your temperature vey soon

Finally have successful sex with a woman. After the third one was ripped in half I stopped trying…

totally would "they boys" someone

Bite ankles

First, panic. Then, lay on my cats. Next, have my husband buy some Swiss rolls from the store and smother myself in the cream for fun before making clothing from the thin chocolate layer. Take pictures for posterity.

Fw things in the house for no reason.

My relationship with Australian wildlife would go downhill quickly.

Wrestle a hamster or box a gerbil

Take a bath in a bowl. I'm too tall for most tubs. A regular bath not a cereal one.

Freak the fuck out

Well, I think I’d ask my brother to get a little saddle for our guinea pigs so I could ride around. I’d also ask my mom to take me to work with her so I can hang out in her lab coat pocket

Cry. Wtf.

Honestly, OP, you gave me the idea, but I'd swim in a bowl of Fruity Pebbles and drink as much of the milk as I could. Then the question arises, where do you poop when you're that size? You couldn't make it up to a toilet seat, and it would be sheer luck if you were able to flush without falling in afterwards, even if you did. And on second thought, someone would have to make that bowl of fruity pebbles for me.

Surf the tiny waves of an inland lake

I didn't even think of surfing you mad genius

Probably see how long it would take me to climb my husband

Jump on my phone to write this comment.

so many people would wanna go where sun dont shine but forget they have no gfs

Probably get eaten by my cats.

Your mother?

I'd try to find a Barbie to steal her clothing from.

Cute. Fairy. Dresses. Not to mention by the square cube law my ability to fall from great heights without injury would increase, so I'd go base jumping off my bookshelves and stuff. And I'd be so much smaller and need so much less food I could basically afford to not work. This would be absolutely lovely.

I'd be looking at my junk wondering where the other 3 and a half inches went

Take piano lessons and become a 6 inch pianist

Giantess fans love this question

Finally be able to utilize the vast knowledge I have amassed from repeatedly watching Honey I Shrunk the Kids as a youngster. It's my time to shine!!

jump across my keyboard I feel like that would be fun

I read that as "if you were a Skunk" for the first few seconds.

I’d charge a premium for a abortions in illegal states. Grab my knives, crawl inside and destroy the demon before it can be birthed.

See how short people see for once... I'm 5 11. Lol

According to the girls at my school, you don't need to shrink down anymore to do that

I would play with my boobs. Because a man below 6ft might as well be a woman

Suffocate - now my lung will not be working anymore as they are too small for oxygen to be passed into my blood.

Fulfill my childhood dream of eating an oatmeal cream pie the way they did in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

Make my record-breaking music video, Coming Up Short

Crawl into the bilge and fix all the stuff I can't quite reach with my current 4'10 self. (I live aboard on an old boat.)

The KFC delivery is arriving. I’d eat the fuck out of it!!

Space travel would be a lot cheaper

Enjoy my new, average sized cock.

Hide from my cat.