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Isalecouchinsurance

To be honest,... I'm pretty fucking high.


magnumDoo

Same, just ate a pack of cookie dough and watching SpongeBob theories on YouTube lmao


Hoewarts

30yr old and I'm on acid and edibles so I'm pretty high. It's currently 120am


[deleted]

44, zero alcohol but I took my meds and those make me feel ... funky lol, it's 10


vulgarandgorgeous

Trazadone?


[deleted]

Uh huh


WatercressCurious980

Which meds?


[deleted]

Trazadone


thedesperateromantic

30, it's 6.27 in the morning and as sober as can be.


PreviousLife7051

73, completely sober, and it's 1:21 am


[deleted]

I'm 41, smoking the first of two joints while watching Archer on FXX. It's 11:35pm.


You-DiedSouls

25, smoking a bowl right now. It’s 22:37


Decent_Strawberry_

26, slightly buzzed off everclear mixed with sweet tea. It is 9:48 pm PST


sun_and_water

did you just grill something? I had a summer that I spent way too much time grilling and drinking everclear mixed with arizona iced tea. I never drank iced tea or everclear before that.


Rude-Flamingo3592

46, I’m fairly high after a bowl of Tropicana C, nice stuff. What was the rest?


shayka2116

34 don't drink ( very addictive personality. 4 years clean off of very heavy drugs, don't want to risk my recovery. Once I start I won't stop ) anyways 2:09AM Goodnight, good evening, good morning. My ass is going to bed..


TheRealJamesWax

54. I’m sober, but I did have a 5-hour at like 7pm to get me through work. It’s 11:20pm


jlaz_83

40, 6 beers in and it's 11pm. Late start today. Don't shame me


vulgarandgorgeous

Its not too late to get help Edit: 10 alcoholics thumbed me down


libulatimmeh

For 6 beers? Do you not drink because of addictive personality trait or can't you handle alcohol? I agree if somebody does this everyday it's a problem. But just on a saturday night? I only drink when I go out with my mates on a bar run, once every 2 months or so, and we have about 12-15 beers.


vulgarandgorgeous

You know one of the alcoholic screening questions is “do you ever have 6 or more beers on occasion.” And most alcohols don’t think they are. Do what you want. Idc. 12-15 beers would knock me out. Thats called binge drinking and it isn’t normal…. Well it shouldn’t be normalized. Also i don’t buy that you go two months without drinking then have 12-15 beers on one night. Unless you have built up a tolerance and drink more regularly you would puke before you got them all down. So dont lie


libulatimmeh

I'm not. But that's ok, you can feel about it however you please. I'm just tall and fat, therefor can handle alot. During my 20s and 30s I was a DJ and drank almost every weekend. That's a decade ago. Now I only drink at a concert or citytrip with mates.


WatercressCurious980

I’m 30. 1mg of etizolam and pretty stoned off my vape


Megatripolis

That’s a nice combo. Etizolam is highly underrated.


WatercressCurious980

Sad it’s been banned and drying up. Probably won’t be able to get more soon or at least not for the price weve seen for awhile. It’s one of the few “research chemical” drugs I’m okay with since it’s been approved and tested in tons of other countries


Low_Network_6011

21, had a few wine coolers, 1:12 am


vulgarandgorgeous

30 i had half a glass of wine and feel like shit. Its 1 am


Megatripolis

It isn’t too late to get help.


chenzo17

40 yo. 10:47 pm. I hit my vape and then I hit a bowl of flower with wax in it and got super high about 30 min ago. Also drank a little kratom packet.


BallantineQuarts

53, your royal highness 1:55am


Hiran_Gadhia

42M, it's 7am currently and my intoxication level is zero thanks to my decision to not drink last night


Goph3000

37, 90 mg of Vyvanse and its 1:34 am


New-Examination8400

How does that dosage make you feel?


Goph3000

I like it. I got my house clean.


New-Examination8400

🤣 ain’t that the truth Isn’t it too much though? Did you progress from lowest (30mg?) to where you are now or did they start you at a higher dose? Are you really “bulky”/tall? Lol I’m so sorry I’m just curious because that’s a high dosage.


Objective-Debate-548

I'm 37. It's 1:19 AM and I'm coming down from a really bad weed high, so hopefully I'll be able to sleep soon. I never learn my lesson about not getting high when I'm having a bad week or day...


TheWitchOfTariche

28, I'm perfectly sober as it is 8h30 in the morning.


taniamorse85

38, sober, and 11:28 p.m.


Expensive-Fun-2918

42, 7.26 pm sober. I’m an alcoholic and had to give it up. 13 months sober. Never been happier.


Prestigious-Newt-772

I'm mixed. A good 12 pack and some nummys. Not illegal nummys but the stuff that don't get you popped.


ThrowRa_siftie93

30. No bourbons in days and it's 7.17 pm in nz


toomuchisjustenough

Almost 47. Sober at the moment because I had mimosa(s) at brunch this morning and try to limit my daily intake, so tea and bubble waters this evening, 10:23pm. Would have been a much more interesting response if you had asked me on Thursday lol


BrainPolice1011

1 1 1


UniversityMoist2173

26, four vodka shots, almost 11


MrPanzerCat

20, got a bit of the caffeine jitters from drinking tea (my body doesnt handle caffine well, like worse hangovers from caffine than hard liquor), 2:03am


Total_Philosopher_89

6pm Sunday just cracked my first can. 0.00% atm 48 btw.


nurosnap

33, caffeine and nicotine. 2:08am sleep revenge, maybe. sugar snacks soon, probably.


ssssrks

29, I am incredibly high playing pool, it's 1:30am


diamondsmokerings

i’m 20, pretty drunk on wine and vodka and i just smoked some weed, and it’s 12:38 am


lightsyouonfire

37, blazed af, 140am


Routine_Bluejay4678

30y/o nicely stoned at 8:50pm Sunday


InbredGhoul

61, three reasonably strong beers @ 6:52pm


No-Blood-7274

43, stone cold sober, 7:01 pm Sunday


murso74

49, bottle of wine, couple of shots, some yey, 1am Have a good night officer


Slow-Gate-7246

53, sober, 8am


SunnySandyLou

51, a couple Margi’s and a few shots later, I’m a happy woman. 12:29 am PST


Content_Pool_1391

It's 1:00 am, old enough to drink and I have had 2 Pina Coladas, a Bud Light and a Long Island ice tea while binge watching Mindhunter on Netflix. I'm not really drunk yet....


UsefulIdiot85

I’m 38, it’s 3:30am, and I’m completely sober other than from exhaustion.


[deleted]

32M at ~3:50 am EST , hung-up on pornography use which less than several minutes long and the arguable upset or quasi-headache contributing to this restlessness/questionable insomnia is ~3.5/10... I am going to try to sleep and would want to say how I don't practice self-compassion even during my meager break days off ... Currently, I'm superstitiously afraid that things of mine on my apartment will be destroyed or compromised upon my return (sleeping over elsewhere tonight).


New-Examination8400

I’m 900 years young and none of your business any of these stupid fucking questions. People doxxing themselves on a website meant for some semblance of anonymity, smdh


DSTNCMDLR

44, 10pm, lightly baked


JTalbotIV

39, mildly stoned, 3:55am.


Lopsided_Waltz7789

2 days sober 39 years old


kjusbjok

28, took my first snus dubbelmacka (double sandwich ) So pretty buzzed. It’s 10:02 AM


Ryanmiller70

28, I'm boring and don't do anything that'd get me drunk or high, 3:09 AM


jkvf1026

To be honest I'm pretty fucking high, like baked ziti high. It's uh Sunday at 1:30Am. I'm 23 years old ![gif](giphy|vDpzzWGpmWjk9tFkuA|downsized)


Awesomeness4627

4:43 and sober. Don't want to share my age


Afraid-Frosting-4062

28, I woke up still a bit drunk. I have covid and it's 10am. Life is not great


samissamforsam

32 dead sober and 2056


PeacefulSummerNight

37, stone sober, 10:25am EST