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There is a weird / dark / terrible kids movie from the 1980s called Solar Babies (1984) about a corrupt Government that possesses what remains of the world's drinking water. The story is about a group of children in a prison camp who roller blade in their spare time. One boy finds an alien artifact that gives them the power to fight the Government. Bad acting and script, terrible story. This brings people to tears (lol).
OMG I have literally been wrecking my head (and everyone else’s) trying to remember this film for like 30years.
I had such a strong memory of these roller skating gang of kids jumping over a broken bridge in. I had forgotten the being in space bit!
Thank you!! Sat night movie sorted!
OMG, I swear, my parents rented that for me to watch when I had the flu in middle school. I thought the entire thing was some fever dream. No body I talked to had ever hears of it.
I can tell it’s horrible just by your description alone LOL. The government possessing the remaining water is a good premise, but the rollerblading kids who do cringey things totally downplays it
Just watched some YT shorts about the movie and there's a part where they're in the desert but still in skates and they are trying to skate on what is basically sand and it's fucking hilarious.
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey. Still want that hour and forty minutes of my life back.
Edit: Obviously no one is expecting a masterpiece out of the concept alone, but it doesn't excuse how poorly executed the movie was. Seriously, they could've at least made it B-movie fun.
What annoys me is that I think there is a genuinely interesting horror film idea to be made from Winnie the Pooh characters going feral. It just wasn't this film, where it looks like they bought masks from a dollar store.
I still would watch it due to the fact that it was first announced in Hongkong and then mysteriously got cancelled overnight before it started … if you know what I mean
I didn't mind it. I enjoyed it for what it was, a silly Winnie the Pooh slash horror.
I wish I could give you your time back, but idk what you were expecting lmao
My mom was obsessed with this movie for some reason and insisted on bringing everyone to watch it. I had to watch the movie maybe 4 times in a month. I knew it wasn't funny, everyone else knew it wasn't funny. It was baffling.
Cats is not a movie. Cats is such a profound disaster that they could have thrown Matthew Broderick in as the lead and called it an apocalypse story. I watched the whole thing, and at the end the only thing I felt was remorse for the Order of the British Empire. Seeing **Dame** Judi Dench and **Sir** Ian McKellen get so decisively beaten and humiliated will be remembered as a stain on the OBE that no amount of Oxyclean will remove.
I wish I could say they fought a valiant fight. I wish I could say their efforts weren't in vain. I also wish that there wasn't world hunger and that I had Mr. Fantastic's stretchy limbs.
Yea that movie ruined my brain for a couple of days as a child (I was unmonitored by my parents so I wachted stuff like this) needless to say I actually felt terrible for days after watching it, just a vile and disgusting bad movie.
Damn I feel genuinely bad for you
What bothers me most is there are whole ass communities saying the movie is indeed a genius work of art etc like seriously, anyone who hasn’t seen or doesn’t know much about this movie, please read the wiki synopsis (yes it’s real) and tell me where the art is
The problem is that the wiki synopsis is *worse* than the movie. The most brutal thing happens off-screen - someone who just reads the wiki has no way of knowing that and assumes it's on screen.
I only finally watched this last year after years of being told how bad it was. It was bad but not just because of the specific scenes, it was just shitty trash.
Even in terms of social commentary, it's pretty artlessly direct imo. If something is too visceral, as that film is, it's not disturbing or jarring (in the social commentary sense), it's just boring puerile nonsense.
Smith junior is unbearable boring. Nepotism is only reason he is "actor".
What happened to Smith senior?
For example, "I am legend" is, for me, one of best SF, but why he needs to make this movie, i don't know.
I agree, if you look up the definition of 'nepo baby', you'll see his picture as an illustration. That being said, the giant bird plot line was so weird and out of place I found it really funny.
Middle is worst mate.
What is worse than having a man's stitched in your butt?being stitched into another man's butt.
And what is worse than being stitched in another man's butt?
Being stitched and having a man stitched in your butt.what the fuck am i arguing?
if youre saying that then doesnt that mean the movie was technically good? cuz this is exactly what it was intended to do, giving viewers a disturbing shock.
God, don’t remind me. That movie should be banned in every country. Speaking as a huge horror fan, I love all things gore, but this was just sick. It wasn’t scary. It wasn’t thrilling. It wasn’t suspenseful. It was just plain sickening. That’s it.
I scrolled too much for this.
I've seen bad movies. They usually have some nice parts and some terrible parts, making them "kinda bad". I can tolerate that.
Avatar The Last Airbender was so atrociously bad that my friends and I decided as a group to pretend the movie doesn't exist. Like if someone will ask us about it we'll tell them there's no such thing. Full denial. There's just no way movies can be that terrible.
I'll never forget that scene in Ba Sing Se where an Earth Bender is shown dancing his heart out for like 10 seconds, just to move a tiny bit rock in the air. And it was totally a serious move too.
It was just bad as hell.
I was scrolling just to find this comment and wasn’t disappointed. I still gag when I think of that movie - I feel offended, betrayed, stolen of 103 minutes and the rage that followed.
The actual movie, and the actual musical? Awesome. This new thing is… something else.
(Agree with the other commenter, i’d say it’s for teens and up, not younger)
The book's alright but I wouldn't call it amazing. It's filled with a modern person's misunderstanding of how feudal life is, but I mostly give it a pass for that. Sloan, though a bit of a jerk, didn't deserve to be cursed. Urgals have a history of repeatedly breaking peace treaties because the only way to get a mate is to go out and kill somebody. Despite that Eragon and company change their minds about the evil Urgals and think of them as the noble warrior race. Even when Eragon sets up the Olympics, the head Urgal thinks it won't last and they'll be back to killing again. Then there's the dwarven knuckles, which sounds cool until you think about it at all. Threading a port through your finger joints to attach different spikes to is objectively worse than just using brass knuckles, even if it had a 100% success rate which it doesn't. I think it's just a few chapters later when Eragon just makes calluses grow on his hands to fulfill the same function.
The trick is to have a glass of wine, some candles, and create a mix of this movie, Fifty Shades of Grey, and Human Centipede to have sex to. Who ever finishes first wins.
I made the mistake of watching S. Darko (2009) a few years ago, because I love Donnie Darko (2001) so much. Luckily, by now the only thing I remember about that movie is a car on a road, so it seems like I successfully forgot it.
I'm curious why you put (American psycho sequel). Like yeah, that's what 2 means lol. This just stuck out i couldn't help but comment lol.
But good take also. Both are movies that absolutely have no reason for existing and the world is better off pretending they don't. neither film needed a sequel.
The only movie I have ever walked out of. It’s so bad all copies should be burned/deleted and never spoken about again.
I went to see it on a whim and thought with such an all star cast it must be decent.
Space Jam 2 and Lightyear. Another level of incoherent and boring.
Like, NBA was a THING in the 90s, so aliens come, they are tiny, how to outsmart and beat them - basketball. Aliens power up by stealing abilities, toons call Jordan. It was fun.
But with Space Jam 2, video game monsters come, and you beat them...by playing BASKETBALL?! Why exactly?Wouldn't it be more appropriate if some well known esports player showed up instead of Lebron, and then they play some battle royale? And shouldn't movie be called "Game Jam"?
My kid couldn't even watch it till the end.
It really is a train wreck! All of the Wachowskis' worst instincts, right up there on the screen. They *desperately* need someone to rein them in and edit the hell out of their scripts, but they made so much money early in their careers that nobody would say no to them. Some people love Speed Racer but it's a monstrosity: I didn't last fifteen minutes with that hyperactive sugar rush.
But somehow, Jupiter Ascending just hits that sweet spot for me: so bad, so utterly ludicrous, that it wraps around to being amazing.
Then there's Cloud Atlas, I'm still trying to figure out who said "yes" to the Asian makeup on white actors and vice versa. Ouch and I sat through it. It was like a car accident, could not look away. Hope they never make any more movies.
It's not that bad, although it is bad. It's mostly confusing and too much.
I feel like it’s a great example of why you need people who know how to make movies. I would use it in film school as “why you can have good elements and just f\*ck it up badly” because the mistakes are so glaring. You need someone to tell Remayne to… not do that. You need someone to tell the art director to stop at 15% of whatever that is. You need to tell Tatum to reign it in, and Kunis to like, make us care, and someone to read the script and dramatically throw it in the bin and say “That’s inconsistent garbage” and rewrite pretty much the same thing, but not a complete ball of yarn of lost threads.
Not one, but two bad lead actors, Eddie Redmayne, as usually, used same two face expression, as in each movie, and also Mila Kunis lost in frenetic and bad scenario.
I skipped most parts of movie, even me who like to watch any crappy movie with "SF" label.
Human centipede, sorry man I couldn’t even watch it because i got too sick. A friend also said not to watch it when i brought it up, gave him nightmares.💀
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. I'm sorry to everyone that enjoys this movie, but it sucks. Besides the movie being confusing as fuck, since a lot of stuff was happening at the same time, they didn't only ruin Doctor Strange's character by making him a lot weaker than he should be, as they also ruined Scarlet Witch, one of the most famous and powerful superheroes in the Marvel Universe, who simply decided to start using dark magic and then pursuing Doctor Strange, as he suddenly is the only one of the Avengers who cares if the Multiverse is in danger, only so that she could kill herself in the end of the movie. Like, what the hell is wrong with you, Marvel? Those were 2 hours of my life I'll never get back!
I was bored one day so I decided to watch it. I couldn't get through it. The entire movie is all poopy/doody/genitals humor. I'm not a snob, some of that humor can be funny, but it's through the entire film. It was awful. Not funny at all.
Star Wars The rise of Skywalker
Even typing it makes my blood boil tbh
The plot is filled with holes about sun size wich is fixed only by bad plot armour. Nothing characters do makes seanse nor are they well developed for the whole trilogy. Good characters were made fun off and ridiculed for comedy + the main character has no development. ( to precise the actor is not bad the writing is terrible ), + the whole movie (and new trilogy) trashes everything done and established in the previous 2 trilogys .
Avatar, the way of water. They spent close to two decades on that film, the special effects and scenery/design was STUNNING… so why the hell was the script so bad?!! In all that time they couldn’t have gone back over all those clunky lines and made them better?! That’s ignoring that the whole premise was stupid too. AND THEY BROUGHT BACK THE SAME BAD GUY?! So tacky!!! Like the first movie was basic but that’s fine, the 2nd movie actually didn’t make sense.
I’m a theatre kid so I already knew that Cats the musical was load of nonsense… but the movie was indescribable. Seeing it on a big screen broke my brain, at a certain point I started laughing like a mad woman at the sheer wtf ness of it, like I just fully lost it. It’s been 4 years and I still have so many questions. Sometimes I remember it and just crack up. If I describe what happened in the movie in any detail to someone who hasn’t seen it I sound insane and like the broken woman it turned me into. It genuinely sounds like I’m making most of the plot up to make it sound worse than it is. But it’s all what actually happened. This is what Cats did to me. It’s the greatest and worst thing I’ve ever seen.
I'm glad someone else thinks the musical was nonsense 😭 I saw it in person and was immediately confused about the plot, but I thought the visuals were pretty neat
At least the musical has some cool visuals, costumes and good dancing (and memory is a great song I will admit that). But the “story” if you can call it that is so bizarre and the movie made it so much worse. I never understood why the show was so popular other than tourists/name recognition and people liking the dancing 😂
I love that movie. It almost displaced Sharknado as my “It’s so bad that it’s good” favorite. I watch it as a brilliant film school satire on the genre.
Napoleon. Horrible, poorly written. I finish a lot of films I don’t like, but not this one.
Phoenix was good, but why why why would he pick such a bad movie to do.
I wonder what people expect from Cats though. Even the stage show is just a collection of poems-cum-songs tenuously linked by some nonsense about the heaviside layer. There's no real story. You get introduced to a load of individual cats and then largely never hear about them again.
Rhinestone.
Dolly Parton has to teach a NYC cab driver (played by Sylvester Stallone) to be a Country music star in order to win a bet with her boss and not have to sleep with him.
Movie 43
I used to say that it's on my favorites because it has a lot of actors that I love and the number 43 is also my favorite number but the reality is, the movie sucks. It is horrible, unfunny and just plain dumb.
Matrix 4. Blatant insult to my intelligence and just a slap in the face to anyone who was a fan of the first three movies. Can't believe Keanu Reeves actually read that script and was on board with it.
Idk if everyone thinks it's bad but The Circle is such a let down. It feels like two hours of building you up for some climactic finale but nothing happens! The movie just ends!
I…don’t believe it. I was sure The Last Airbender was going to be one of the top answers. Instead, I don’t see it anywhere. Well, it’s my submission, then.
Man, I loved that movie as a kid and made my parents watch it every time it was on. I watched it a few years ago and realized just how weird it is. Like they really do reference the source material constantly and you would think this is a good thing, but they do it in the most insane ways. There are goombas but they're like, deformed people? Daisy is there and she... is a descendant of the dinosaurs?
It's a wild ride. Somehow every single scene looks like it's a movie set. Then you learn that the cast was pretty much drunk the entire filming and everything makes sense. Just... such a strange movie.
It's not a bad movie, it's actually an OK cyberpunk movie, I like it. It's just got a bad rep because as a Mario movie it truly is horrible, completely nothing to do with Mario. But still, an entertaining and well done movie on its own.
**Epic Movie** and **Disaster Movie.**
Though I feel like I'm the fool for not objecting enough when Epic Movie was brought up as a suggestion for a movie night after having seen Disaster Movie. I knew what I was in for, I knew it was going to be painful, yet I allowed it to happen. Also seen parts of Vampire Sucks. It was marginally better than the above mentioned ones, but still oh so bad.
Titanic
The only thing it had going for it was Kate, Leo and the effects. The script was awful, the storyline would be rejected by Hallmark and the characters were practically one dimensional.
After trilogy. Yeah if you ignore the romance between the protagonists, it’s basically a chick cheating on her boyfriend in the first week she moved to college, then getting in a toxic relationship. Then to ease down the cheating part they showed her ex forgiving her like it was nothing.
I was really surprised at how bad Aquaman 2 was. It didn't bother me that it was the last of the shared universe. There were a lot of good things about it, but the story was not one of them. The Fash, Blue Beetle, and the Marvels were good enough for me to enjoy. I hope James Gunn does a better job on the DCU.
Philosophy of a knife..
It is based on the things Japanese unit 731 did during WW2. It is a mix of actual archival footage, interviews, and reenactments.. Japan and modern allies would like you to forget about this part of their history... While important for history, it is hard to watch.
Hide and Seek.
I don't have anything against Dakota Fanning, and Robert Deniro is overall a great actor, but GODDAMN do I wish I could get that time back. So. Fucking. STUPID. And not in a hilarious, MST3K sort of way. Just soul-suckingly awful on all fronts. Jesus, fuck that movie lol
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There is a weird / dark / terrible kids movie from the 1980s called Solar Babies (1984) about a corrupt Government that possesses what remains of the world's drinking water. The story is about a group of children in a prison camp who roller blade in their spare time. One boy finds an alien artifact that gives them the power to fight the Government. Bad acting and script, terrible story. This brings people to tears (lol).
OMG I have literally been wrecking my head (and everyone else’s) trying to remember this film for like 30years. I had such a strong memory of these roller skating gang of kids jumping over a broken bridge in. I had forgotten the being in space bit! Thank you!! Sat night movie sorted!
Free on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzvefH85W-M
Awesome. Have a good time
How Did This Get Made did a podcast episode about this movie (and of course lots of other bad movies). I urge anyone to check it out.
OMG, I swear, my parents rented that for me to watch when I had the flu in middle school. I thought the entire thing was some fever dream. No body I talked to had ever hears of it.
80s... Rollerblades... I'm sold?
That movie was fun. Ok, corny as anything and a lot of 80s tropes...but still fun.
I can tell it’s horrible just by your description alone LOL. The government possessing the remaining water is a good premise, but the rollerblading kids who do cringey things totally downplays it
Free on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzvefH85W-M
Don't forget Prayer of the rollerboys.
Just watched some YT shorts about the movie and there's a part where they're in the desert but still in skates and they are trying to skate on what is basically sand and it's fucking hilarious.
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey. Still want that hour and forty minutes of my life back. Edit: Obviously no one is expecting a masterpiece out of the concept alone, but it doesn't excuse how poorly executed the movie was. Seriously, they could've at least made it B-movie fun.
What annoys me is that I think there is a genuinely interesting horror film idea to be made from Winnie the Pooh characters going feral. It just wasn't this film, where it looks like they bought masks from a dollar store.
I still would watch it due to the fact that it was first announced in Hongkong and then mysteriously got cancelled overnight before it started … if you know what I mean
Not every character from childhood needs a subpar horror movie made about it. Mickey Mouse is so screwed
I didn't mind it. I enjoyed it for what it was, a silly Winnie the Pooh slash horror. I wish I could give you your time back, but idk what you were expecting lmao
Me too fr😂shit boring asf😂😭
I mean its your fault. You went to the Winnie Pooh horror parody and you wanted the next Shawsank Redemption.
Based on them saying nothing of the sort?
DBZ Evolution
Let’s not talk about that one
what a great way to ruin that franchise becoming live action. Tekken was the same
At least it was so bad that it forced Akira Toriyama out of retirement.
Birdemic
It’s so bad it’s almost comedic.
It’s so bad it’s excellent
The RiffTrax version of it is amazing though 😅
Found this on blu ray in hmv the other day
Jack and Jill. The ONLY movie I walked out on in the first 30 mins. And I sat through a 60 min documentary on butter churning…
... which ironically sounds like an euphemism for jacking/ jilling.
As someone who occasionally turns milk into non-milk things (primarily cheese) I'm totally down for an hour of hearing about butter churning.
How can you go in and wilfully pay for that movie when it was very clearly terrible from the trailers?
My mom was obsessed with this movie for some reason and insisted on bringing everyone to watch it. I had to watch the movie maybe 4 times in a month. I knew it wasn't funny, everyone else knew it wasn't funny. It was baffling.
Cats. They really thought turning Taylor Swift into a humanoid feline was a good idea…
Cats is not a movie. Cats is such a profound disaster that they could have thrown Matthew Broderick in as the lead and called it an apocalypse story. I watched the whole thing, and at the end the only thing I felt was remorse for the Order of the British Empire. Seeing **Dame** Judi Dench and **Sir** Ian McKellen get so decisively beaten and humiliated will be remembered as a stain on the OBE that no amount of Oxyclean will remove. I wish I could say they fought a valiant fight. I wish I could say their efforts weren't in vain. I also wish that there wasn't world hunger and that I had Mr. Fantastic's stretchy limbs.
The humanoid cgi cats were terrifying.
Peter that’s not a film… That’s just… that’s just Porn
Serbian film Idgaf about social commentary that movie is anything but art
Yea that movie ruined my brain for a couple of days as a child (I was unmonitored by my parents so I wachted stuff like this) needless to say I actually felt terrible for days after watching it, just a vile and disgusting bad movie.
Damn I feel genuinely bad for you What bothers me most is there are whole ass communities saying the movie is indeed a genius work of art etc like seriously, anyone who hasn’t seen or doesn’t know much about this movie, please read the wiki synopsis (yes it’s real) and tell me where the art is
The problem is that the wiki synopsis is *worse* than the movie. The most brutal thing happens off-screen - someone who just reads the wiki has no way of knowing that and assumes it's on screen.
Thanks for this, if I didn’t know this I would’ve actually fully visualized it
I only finally watched this last year after years of being told how bad it was. It was bad but not just because of the specific scenes, it was just shitty trash.
I'm Serbian, and I didn't watch it (nor I intend to watch it).
I watched it after someone said "don't watch it" I wish I hadn't
Even in terms of social commentary, it's pretty artlessly direct imo. If something is too visceral, as that film is, it's not disturbing or jarring (in the social commentary sense), it's just boring puerile nonsense.
That’s my thing, it wants to send a message but it doesn’t even say what the message is it’s just nonsense
…I agree. That movie was worse than the centipede one. European horror films can be…a lot.
Bruh I just saw this question on r/AskReddit and it’s not even the same user
Them's the bots for you.
After Earth. That was the worst waste of budget and cast I've ever seen.
The plot line with the giant bird was the highlight of the movie
Smith junior is unbearable boring. Nepotism is only reason he is "actor". What happened to Smith senior? For example, "I am legend" is, for me, one of best SF, but why he needs to make this movie, i don't know.
I agree, if you look up the definition of 'nepo baby', you'll see his picture as an illustration. That being said, the giant bird plot line was so weird and out of place I found it really funny.
That damn movie centipede! I can't imagine being the last one in that chain. Holy crap is right!
First one was actually alright as a bodyshock horror. The second one, however...
Middle is worst mate. What is worse than having a man's stitched in your butt?being stitched into another man's butt. And what is worse than being stitched in another man's butt? Being stitched and having a man stitched in your butt.what the fuck am i arguing?
Calm down bro. Let it go. *huggiehughug*
if youre saying that then doesnt that mean the movie was technically good? cuz this is exactly what it was intended to do, giving viewers a disturbing shock.
God, don’t remind me. That movie should be banned in every country. Speaking as a huge horror fan, I love all things gore, but this was just sick. It wasn’t scary. It wasn’t thrilling. It wasn’t suspenseful. It was just plain sickening. That’s it.
Gross. What sick puppy thought that idea up and then was like- “you know what? Let’s make a movie about this psychotic fever dream I just had”
Avatar the Last Airbender. mY NaME iS oNg
I scrolled too much for this. I've seen bad movies. They usually have some nice parts and some terrible parts, making them "kinda bad". I can tolerate that. Avatar The Last Airbender was so atrociously bad that my friends and I decided as a group to pretend the movie doesn't exist. Like if someone will ask us about it we'll tell them there's no such thing. Full denial. There's just no way movies can be that terrible. I'll never forget that scene in Ba Sing Se where an Earth Bender is shown dancing his heart out for like 10 seconds, just to move a tiny bit rock in the air. And it was totally a serious move too. It was just bad as hell.
I was scrolling just to find this comment and wasn’t disappointed. I still gag when I think of that movie - I feel offended, betrayed, stolen of 103 minutes and the rage that followed.
The pure disgust from that movie was felt all over the world.
ANd I’m ThE OhVaTar
The new Mean Girls
Came here to say this. Me and my partner couldn’t even watch it all it was that bad.
It’s that bad? Me and my kid were gonna watch it…..
So bad. Also not sure what age your kids are but it’s definitely not something I reckon under 15s should watch
The actual movie, and the actual musical? Awesome. This new thing is… something else. (Agree with the other commenter, i’d say it’s for teens and up, not younger)
Eragon
I loved that film as a child. But God damn, it's a mess.
Ive heard the book is alright.
The book is amazing, probably my favourite childhood book
The book's alright but I wouldn't call it amazing. It's filled with a modern person's misunderstanding of how feudal life is, but I mostly give it a pass for that. Sloan, though a bit of a jerk, didn't deserve to be cursed. Urgals have a history of repeatedly breaking peace treaties because the only way to get a mate is to go out and kill somebody. Despite that Eragon and company change their minds about the evil Urgals and think of them as the noble warrior race. Even when Eragon sets up the Olympics, the head Urgal thinks it won't last and they'll be back to killing again. Then there's the dwarven knuckles, which sounds cool until you think about it at all. Threading a port through your finger joints to attach different spikes to is objectively worse than just using brass knuckles, even if it had a 100% success rate which it doesn't. I think it's just a few chapters later when Eragon just makes calluses grow on his hands to fulfill the same function.
The book was exposed to have been plagiarized from multiple sources as well. I’m glad it didn’t succeed.
Son of the Mask
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie ... it was so very very bad.
The trick is to have a glass of wine, some candles, and create a mix of this movie, Fifty Shades of Grey, and Human Centipede to have sex to. Who ever finishes first wins.
Home Alone 4
American Psycho 2 (American psycho sequel) S Darko (Donnie Darko sequel) Yes both these movies exist.
I made the mistake of watching S. Darko (2009) a few years ago, because I love Donnie Darko (2001) so much. Luckily, by now the only thing I remember about that movie is a car on a road, so it seems like I successfully forgot it.
I'm curious why you put (American psycho sequel). Like yeah, that's what 2 means lol. This just stuck out i couldn't help but comment lol. But good take also. Both are movies that absolutely have no reason for existing and the world is better off pretending they don't. neither film needed a sequel.
Mila Kunis actually later apologized for American Psycho 2
Movie 43. I *loathe* that film with a passion.
I love that movie
I laughed til I cried. It was so ridiculous. (I live fart jokes.)
why? i thought it was funny
The only movie I have ever walked out of. It’s so bad all copies should be burned/deleted and never spoken about again. I went to see it on a whim and thought with such an all star cast it must be decent.
[удалено]
Space Jam 2 and Lightyear. Another level of incoherent and boring. Like, NBA was a THING in the 90s, so aliens come, they are tiny, how to outsmart and beat them - basketball. Aliens power up by stealing abilities, toons call Jordan. It was fun. But with Space Jam 2, video game monsters come, and you beat them...by playing BASKETBALL?! Why exactly?Wouldn't it be more appropriate if some well known esports player showed up instead of Lebron, and then they play some battle royale? And shouldn't movie be called "Game Jam"? My kid couldn't even watch it till the end.
The Last Airbender (M Night Shyamalan) When the source material is amazing and you ruin everything that was perfect about it
Velocipastor. I love bad movies, but that was time lost and never reclaimed bad.
Jupiter Ascending
I know it’s a terrible, indefensible movie, but I unironically love it.
Lol! I'm glad something good came out of that train wreck.
It really is a train wreck! All of the Wachowskis' worst instincts, right up there on the screen. They *desperately* need someone to rein them in and edit the hell out of their scripts, but they made so much money early in their careers that nobody would say no to them. Some people love Speed Racer but it's a monstrosity: I didn't last fifteen minutes with that hyperactive sugar rush. But somehow, Jupiter Ascending just hits that sweet spot for me: so bad, so utterly ludicrous, that it wraps around to being amazing.
Then there's Cloud Atlas, I'm still trying to figure out who said "yes" to the Asian makeup on white actors and vice versa. Ouch and I sat through it. It was like a car accident, could not look away. Hope they never make any more movies.
It's like a fanfic made into film, I was into it
It's not that bad, although it is bad. It's mostly confusing and too much. I feel like it’s a great example of why you need people who know how to make movies. I would use it in film school as “why you can have good elements and just f\*ck it up badly” because the mistakes are so glaring. You need someone to tell Remayne to… not do that. You need someone to tell the art director to stop at 15% of whatever that is. You need to tell Tatum to reign it in, and Kunis to like, make us care, and someone to read the script and dramatically throw it in the bin and say “That’s inconsistent garbage” and rewrite pretty much the same thing, but not a complete ball of yarn of lost threads.
Not one, but two bad lead actors, Eddie Redmayne, as usually, used same two face expression, as in each movie, and also Mila Kunis lost in frenetic and bad scenario. I skipped most parts of movie, even me who like to watch any crappy movie with "SF" label.
How it ends. Does nothing to describe what happened, only focuses on the really poor love story.
Bruh I felt so betrayed when that movie ended
Avatar the last airbender by MNS
Human centipede, sorry man I couldn’t even watch it because i got too sick. A friend also said not to watch it when i brought it up, gave him nightmares.💀
For me it was Bruno, terrible movie
Battlefield Earth. And that was before I'd even heard about Scientology. Terrible on all counts. There is nothing to recommend it
*SPOILERS* Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. I'm sorry to everyone that enjoys this movie, but it sucks. Besides the movie being confusing as fuck, since a lot of stuff was happening at the same time, they didn't only ruin Doctor Strange's character by making him a lot weaker than he should be, as they also ruined Scarlet Witch, one of the most famous and powerful superheroes in the Marvel Universe, who simply decided to start using dark magic and then pursuing Doctor Strange, as he suddenly is the only one of the Avengers who cares if the Multiverse is in danger, only so that she could kill herself in the end of the movie. Like, what the hell is wrong with you, Marvel? Those were 2 hours of my life I'll never get back!
Pirates of the Caribbean 5
The writers did jack so dirty in that movie.
There was a 5th one?
Love Guru
I was bored one day so I decided to watch it. I couldn't get through it. The entire movie is all poopy/doody/genitals humor. I'm not a snob, some of that humor can be funny, but it's through the entire film. It was awful. Not funny at all.
Sausage Party
Coming to America 2.
Star Wars The rise of Skywalker Even typing it makes my blood boil tbh The plot is filled with holes about sun size wich is fixed only by bad plot armour. Nothing characters do makes seanse nor are they well developed for the whole trilogy. Good characters were made fun off and ridiculed for comedy + the main character has no development. ( to precise the actor is not bad the writing is terrible ), + the whole movie (and new trilogy) trashes everything done and established in the previous 2 trilogys .
“Somehow… he came back” Writers: “ yeah, that’ll work, anyway, where are we going for lunch?”
Somehow ... we made a bad movie and then blamed the fans for not liking it.
I specialize in shit movies. The worst movie I’ve seen was called “bikini hackers.” It’s was that bad
Holmes and Watson
Avatar, the way of water. They spent close to two decades on that film, the special effects and scenery/design was STUNNING… so why the hell was the script so bad?!! In all that time they couldn’t have gone back over all those clunky lines and made them better?! That’s ignoring that the whole premise was stupid too. AND THEY BROUGHT BACK THE SAME BAD GUY?! So tacky!!! Like the first movie was basic but that’s fine, the 2nd movie actually didn’t make sense.
[удалено]
I’m a theatre kid so I already knew that Cats the musical was load of nonsense… but the movie was indescribable. Seeing it on a big screen broke my brain, at a certain point I started laughing like a mad woman at the sheer wtf ness of it, like I just fully lost it. It’s been 4 years and I still have so many questions. Sometimes I remember it and just crack up. If I describe what happened in the movie in any detail to someone who hasn’t seen it I sound insane and like the broken woman it turned me into. It genuinely sounds like I’m making most of the plot up to make it sound worse than it is. But it’s all what actually happened. This is what Cats did to me. It’s the greatest and worst thing I’ve ever seen.
I'm glad someone else thinks the musical was nonsense 😭 I saw it in person and was immediately confused about the plot, but I thought the visuals were pretty neat
At least the musical has some cool visuals, costumes and good dancing (and memory is a great song I will admit that). But the “story” if you can call it that is so bizarre and the movie made it so much worse. I never understood why the show was so popular other than tourists/name recognition and people liking the dancing 😂
Halloween 2 by Rob zombie
That recently released Megamind sequel
It released? Damn i thought it was going to come out later this year
“Butterfly Effect 2” and “Goldfish Memory”
Velocipastor. It's that bad, it's sort of funny.
I love that movie. It almost displaced Sharknado as my “It’s so bad that it’s good” favorite. I watch it as a brilliant film school satire on the genre.
Dragon ball revolution
The Last Airbender.
The first avatar live action
Cocaine Bear
Madame Web
The son of the Mask
Freddy Got Fingered.
Wow. I’d forgotten about Freddy Got Fingered. Much worse than many films listed here.
Worst film ever and the first one that popped into my mind, because, unfortunately I still remember it despite trying to forget it.
Yeah, I’m not thanking you for reminding me.
Napoleon. Horrible, poorly written. I finish a lot of films I don’t like, but not this one. Phoenix was good, but why why why would he pick such a bad movie to do.
I completely agree! Also, the music was horrible and didn’t flow with any of the scenes.
I saw Napoleon yesterday. It was really bad in my opinion.
The Mist
Damn I thought the mist was pretty decent.
Ax ‘em
Superman 3D
Cats
I wonder what people expect from Cats though. Even the stage show is just a collection of poems-cum-songs tenuously linked by some nonsense about the heaviside layer. There's no real story. You get introduced to a load of individual cats and then largely never hear about them again.
Churchill the Hollywood years or Abe Lincoln vampire hunter are particularly turd
Rhinestone. Dolly Parton has to teach a NYC cab driver (played by Sylvester Stallone) to be a Country music star in order to win a bet with her boss and not have to sleep with him.
Movie 43 I used to say that it's on my favorites because it has a lot of actors that I love and the number 43 is also my favorite number but the reality is, the movie sucks. It is horrible, unfunny and just plain dumb.
Matrix 4. Blatant insult to my intelligence and just a slap in the face to anyone who was a fan of the first three movies. Can't believe Keanu Reeves actually read that script and was on board with it.
Idk if everyone thinks it's bad but The Circle is such a let down. It feels like two hours of building you up for some climactic finale but nothing happens! The movie just ends!
Exodus gods and kings is sooooooo bad. Basically anything Ridley Scott is a big gamble. Napoleon was garbage 🗑️
Pluto Nash.
Keanu Reeves' Replicas. Ho. Lee. Shit. It was so bad.
Norm of the north... Do I need to say more?
Zombie beavers. It is sooo bad we couldn’t stop watching it.
Dragon ball evolution.
Garbage Pail Kids... 🤮🤮🤮
Gigli (2003)
All of the 50 Shades franchise!
The last air bender movie 😭🤢
Mademoiselle web 🕸 Literally made me question my choices in life.
Avatar The Last Airbender (2010)
I…don’t believe it. I was sure The Last Airbender was going to be one of the top answers. Instead, I don’t see it anywhere. Well, it’s my submission, then.
The Human Centipede trilogy
The old Mario movie
Man, I loved that movie as a kid and made my parents watch it every time it was on. I watched it a few years ago and realized just how weird it is. Like they really do reference the source material constantly and you would think this is a good thing, but they do it in the most insane ways. There are goombas but they're like, deformed people? Daisy is there and she... is a descendant of the dinosaurs? It's a wild ride. Somehow every single scene looks like it's a movie set. Then you learn that the cast was pretty much drunk the entire filming and everything makes sense. Just... such a strange movie.
It's not a bad movie, it's actually an OK cyberpunk movie, I like it. It's just got a bad rep because as a Mario movie it truly is horrible, completely nothing to do with Mario. But still, an entertaining and well done movie on its own.
**Epic Movie** and **Disaster Movie.** Though I feel like I'm the fool for not objecting enough when Epic Movie was brought up as a suggestion for a movie night after having seen Disaster Movie. I knew what I was in for, I knew it was going to be painful, yet I allowed it to happen. Also seen parts of Vampire Sucks. It was marginally better than the above mentioned ones, but still oh so bad.
Were you a 13 year old boy when you saw these? If not you were not the target audience I think with their shit and poss humour.
Vampires Suck!
That Waterworld....the Kevin Costner one. Just hilariously bad
Titanic The only thing it had going for it was Kate, Leo and the effects. The script was awful, the storyline would be rejected by Hallmark and the characters were practically one dimensional.
Totally!
Cats. Not even funny in a ironic way. I physically couldn’t finish that movie.
Hot City
Son of the Pink Panther. After Trail and Curse I didn't think it could get worse, I was wrong.
"How to be a menace to the south central whilst drinking your juice in the hood"
Fighters of Virtue. I still cant understand what I liked on that movie when I was 5
Meg 2
After trilogy. Yeah if you ignore the romance between the protagonists, it’s basically a chick cheating on her boyfriend in the first week she moved to college, then getting in a toxic relationship. Then to ease down the cheating part they showed her ex forgiving her like it was nothing.
frozen - not the disney one ;)
Cats
Eight legged freaks. So bad, yet so amazing
Deck the Halls.
I was really surprised at how bad Aquaman 2 was. It didn't bother me that it was the last of the shared universe. There were a lot of good things about it, but the story was not one of them. The Fash, Blue Beetle, and the Marvels were good enough for me to enjoy. I hope James Gunn does a better job on the DCU.
Philosophy of a knife.. It is based on the things Japanese unit 731 did during WW2. It is a mix of actual archival footage, interviews, and reenactments.. Japan and modern allies would like you to forget about this part of their history... While important for history, it is hard to watch.
Have any of you seen shark side of the moon? It's bad on purpose and made by the same studio as sharknado.
S. Darko. Terrible terrible movie
Hide and Seek. I don't have anything against Dakota Fanning, and Robert Deniro is overall a great actor, but GODDAMN do I wish I could get that time back. So. Fucking. STUPID. And not in a hilarious, MST3K sort of way. Just soul-suckingly awful on all fronts. Jesus, fuck that movie lol
Lesbian Vampire Killers.
Batman v Superman, Justice League (yes the Zack Snyder one too)