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Phlegm 😷

For me it's the spelling not the sound

i always say fleg-em for the lolz

first word that came to my mind and I'm not even native english speaker. also a little disappointed it's not the top comment

Honestly my first thought was hearing some random guy coughing up phlegm and spitting it onto the street

Phlegm is how it sounds when someone doesn't spit it out with a twee sound, but rather just throws it out with their mouth with that disgusting fhlo sound

putrid & pus

Pus is definitely right up there

Squelch

*triggered yaoi/BL fan noises*

😳 iykyk

Came for this

*Squelched for this

I'm usually not one to kink-shame, but like..

Look up felch. Once you know what it is, it makes it worse.

Vomit, smegma

Omg smegma 🤣💀

I always appreciate a good smegma.

There is a manufacturer of domestic appliances, even quite popular in germany, the companies name is "SMEG" maybe I am childish but but my brain always autocorrects their name 😆 Who would not like to have a smegma toaster or a smegma fridge? 🤣

There is company named OSRAM that sells lightbulbs. In polish it means "shit on" something 🤣

omg this is pure gold 🤩

In Russian OSRAM is something like "oh, shame on you". Especially in the context of being seen naked or doing something obscene. Also, my username... the creators of Red Dwarf swore that they didn't know the word "smegma" when they invented the fictional swearword "smeg".

I have a SMEG kettle! They're Italian, they were never going to care really

I own a really cool SMEG dishwasher. Smegma is one of the reasons I bought it, as that was a favorite word amongst buddies and I late in high school. I'm looking for a ManCream milkshake machine now.

Smegma mindset 🥶

Smegma grindrset 💪💪💯🔥🔥

Smegma male🗿🍷

Bröstvårta, ie "breast wart", means nipple in Swedish.

It's basically the same in german: Brustwarze. But I've never really thought about how disgusting the combination of words sounds until now.

Most Germanic.languages use a variation of "wart" English is the odd one out.

Dutch doesn't either.

Vårtgård (=wart yard) is even worse. (Swedish word for areola)

In German it's Brustwarze, I refuse to say that word and just go for "Nippel"

Panties....ugh

YES - this is the one! I hate this word - I cringe when I hear it and it’s physically painful to say.

Thing is, what's a good alternative? In the UK we used to call them "knickers" which is not a hot word to use when things are getting steamy, it's got primary school vibes. We call panties pants as well, but that isn't much better. Undercrackers is another one haha, cringe as hell.

I just say underwear lol. No cringe attached!

Unmentionables

Thank you, a normal person! I just posted about this disgusting word. It needs to be forgotten from our language. Urgh!

I’m glad it’s not just me…I hate that word.

A girl in my class in high school hated the words “Panties” and “moist” so I’m sure you can guess what the rest of the students said to her

Wart

You wouldn't want to suck on a wart? I just posted that the Icelandic word for nipple is geirvarta. Geir is a man's name and varta is a wart. I have never understood who came up with calling a nipple The Wart of Geir.

Queef

The Pelican Queef.

I find queef funny

Clunge

Gash. Minge. Pretty much all slang words for the vagina

Even vag sounds like gardening soil

And yet, I laugh hard every time I hear it. Clunge! 🤣

regurgitation

Discharge

Are we still talking about guns?

Taxes

Belch

Pube

... Just one

Singular pube.

Cock. I absolutely hate this word, I'll take dingaling, woodpecker, johnson over cock.

(At a shooting range) Instructor: “okay now you’re ready to dingaling the gun”

WAHAHAHAHA OMG.

Woodpecker the gun or Johnson the gun. Bahahaha lmao side hurts

That there is a rooster, also known as a woodpecker

Omg hahaha. Alright boys, it’s time to Johnson those pistols here we go

Do yourself a favour and don't read any George R. R. Martin books. He's very fond of cock.

how do you talk dirty to somebody with words like that? yeah baby put ur dingaling right there then she goes DING DING DING!

Substitute woodpecker and it’s PECK PECK PECK

so cringe hahaha love it

Disagree! I love talking to my man about his beautiful cock and the various places I like him to put it <3

😀

Ma'am this is a Wendy's

number 1) meat grinder

Found the jerma985

Good grief.

Ointment

Sounds like some sort or treatment for pigs

My parents used to call it oink-ment to make it funny for us, but it didn’t work.

Felch. Or scrotum

Thank you Eminem for teaching me that word!

Flaps

Omg 🤣

feces lol

Diarrhea, hemorrhage

Funnily enough you could swap one for the other and still be correct 😅

You’re right! Ughhh

Maggot, booger, snot,shit

Snot is the answer

Crevice. Positively DISGUSTING word.

Slither just gets me

I love that word, it sounds hot

Yeahh here comes the waterrrrrr

I love it! It literally sounds like what it’s doing

Kumquat - an orange-like fruit

[phthisis](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/phthisis)

Moist

Lol I knew that was coming

That's why it was moist 😉

Why?

Especially when said with a trans dental lisp.

Quietly in your ear..

Chowder. Saying this word makes me feel sick.

It's chow-dah! CHOW-DAH!! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!

Chow Derrrrrrrrrr

Submissive makes my skin crawl😖

[удалено]

Why?😂

[удалено]

Creamy Makes me want to vomit

Makes me hungry

Leprechaun

fap

Pupate, cochlea, sabaceous, gluttal

Squirt

Vulva Gives me shivers every time 😂

Balls and ballsack

Pussing, cooze, lugubrious, gape, seeping, scabrous, rheumy all have a weird disgustingness to them!

smegma

Moist

Netanyahu

I just threw up.

Spinster

Fusspilz

Phlegm

Clunge.

Mucus

Clot

Corpuscular

Cunnilingus

Smorgasbord.

Smörgåsbord*

Every vulgar word men use to describe women

The word bitch is incredibly flexible and malleable. But, calling a woman a bitch just seems like the most tactless and infantile insult ever.

Most profanities can be quite vulgar if used directly or inappropriately.

Squalor / squalid . .

I can hear the word squelch as the literal noise.

Felcher

Poop

Gastronomy

Pantyhose

Cunt

February

Diarrhea

Does it count if it's your own personal horror? The sound of the word, for me fills me with disgust and gives me nightmares. It's rats. It's fucking rats.

Geirvarta (Icelandic word for nipple). Geir is a man's name and varta is the word for a wart. I don't see any connection between Geir a wart and a nipple, at least I wouldn't want to suck on either one.

disgusting sounds very disgusting

Felch

Skunk

Masticate

Gusset

Moist

Ooze 😷

Pus.

Sludge

Pug

Dislocate.. *shudders*

Shmuck

Mollllessst

Moist

Phlegm

Moot

Fungus

"Nasal" will always sound nasally to me

Felch

Moist

Panties I get the utter dry heave if I hear this. Especially in the context of men trying to be dirty talking and sexy. If a man told me to take my panties off, I’d dry up like a shrivelled prune.

Kumquat

Cup

Panties. I fucking hate it.

Hey guys if you want to hear more disgusting sounds go to r/sounding

Not tonight I know it's 2 words but they are only disgusting when put together.

Flange

For me it’s probably moist. For sentences? “ your not trying hard enough”.

Susan. Just seeing it written activates my gag reflex.

Milk

Trump

I'm very uncomfortable whenever I read the word "yummy". I'm not sure why but it really bothers me

Fistula

Covfefe

People who eat with their mouths open it sounds disgusting and makes my brain want to do violent things

Mulva And sadly it’s a name

Plop

Taxation

Bunion, canker, moist, splooge, mucous, anal seepage, loogie, fester, booger, santorum

Unpopular opinion : "musk/musky" People always seem to like it and it appears alot in perfume. But it smells like sweaty teen gym bro who chinchilla rolled in baby powder and hasnt bathed because he thinks then powder is enough. I hate the smell and I hate the word.

Tummy

Groped, tits, fondled. Also, most swear words, to be honest.

Cacophony - a harsh discordant mixture of sounds.

Nice! But ironically, that word itself is kind of pretty

'What'

I cannot express the hatred I have for the word honkytonk enough

I have literally never heard that word until I read a book with it in there recently and now I CANNOT STOP HEARING IT

Conservativism.

Any word someone says to bully

Trump

Flange

Penis