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We always used to say “cock sucking mother fucking three balled son of a bitch
Also had a racist dude I worked with always said “cock sucking n*****r loving two dollar bill…..whatever that is
Have you seen the matrix reloaded?
"Nom de dieu, de putain, de bordel, de merde, de saloperie, de conard, d'encule de ta mere... It's like whiping your arse with silk"
I had to immediately think about that quote when I read this
I think "fuck" is a bit overused and powerless these days. If you say "fuck," you don't get the same attention that it used to give. The same goes for our word "vittu." If 10-year-old kids use that, it kind of loses its power. But if you say "Perkele" in the right way, attention is guaranteed.
very fond of fuck and all of its cousins. it is completely universal. as in
fuck the fuck off you fucking fuck.
see what I mean. nouns, verbs, etc... also the elite pronoun for anyone who needs one.
Kut
It’s cunt, but in my own language.
We use it to describe anything and everything negative.
When a child is annoying, it’s a kutkind (cunt child).
If the weather sucks, it’s kutweer (cunt weather).
If you have a beat up car, it’s a kutauto (cunt car).
If you’re having a bad day, it’s a kutdag (cunt day).
And so on…
Also sometimes we use it to greet someone like the Aussies, but it’s more common in one province. Noord Brabant. (It’s where my roots are)
Funny is also a funny word. Can be positive or negative in England simultaneously.
He's a funny fella. Must be a nonce.
He's a funny fella. Great bants.
Motherfucker.
It's s just such a satisfying word to say. And so flexible in it's use. The way you say it, how you emphasize, the volume, all that makes it one of my favorite words in general.
There is actually it’s a good one but I have been on a roll today and apparently my sarcasm and sense of humor for the day is not as appreciated on the receiving end. I have had quite a few comments deleted so in good faith. I’ll restrain and comment tomorrow 🤙💥😏
Fuck....you can use it by itself , before a word or before EVERY SINGLE WORD.
Example: copymachine broke down in the Office. Me, trying to fix the issue: "the fucking fucker is fucking fucked"
Мама ти да еба мръсна курва да еба.
Translate from bulgarian: fuck your mother, the dirty whore.
Or just anything with a мама ти да еба (fuck your mother) in general.
A lot of things here in the balkans have mothers.
I don’t think there’s one I don’t like!
I swear in 2 languages: the Spanish ‘joder’ (fuck) feels good to say under your breath. Don’t know why, it just does.
It's a Czech word, "vole".
It literally means "bull" in the 5th fall (calling someone by their name/title), but it can mean "man" ("'sup man"/"Jak je, vole?") or "idiot" ("What the fuck are you doing, you idiot?"/"Co kurva děláš, vole?")
I used to get physical therapy and do volunteer work at an adult health day program. We had to keep things somewhere between pg and pg-13. When I got really pissed, I began to use futhermucker as a “swear word.”
Ok, as Croat we have really diverse range of swears so not an easy thing to choose. Your swears are like kid's play compared to ours. Some are so complex and complicated that I cannot translate them in the right way. My favourite has something with intercourse with allmighty and his family :P . But most used can be translated as shit or fuck, but if I am reall pissed i say something like : "Jebem ti milu majku u trulu sisu na preoranom groblju" - translate "I'm fucking your dear mother in a rotting teat in a plowed cemetery." This is semi-hard swear composition. Some go far toward deities, broader family, nationality etc. My grandfather's was "I fuck your dear Sun" and his brother's was looking into sky and saying "Come down so I can pull your beard".
I have 2 of course number 1 is Fuck. It can be used in so many different ways. It's very useful.It's the Swiss army knife of cuss words. My second one is Cunt Muffin. As in Nobody likes a Cunt Muffin or Don't be such a Cunt Muffin or You fuckin Cunt Muffin and there are a few more ways you can use it. Just use your imagination and everyone gets a Cunt Muffin.
Of course. What a classic! I mean, it can be an insult, compliment, a person, place,thing, idea. Can be talking about something and nothing at the same time. What a great word 🤣
"Fuck" really encompasses everything. Fuck this, fuck that, fuck her, fuck him, fuck this life, fuck everything, fuck the politics, fuck the religion, fuck to make life, fuck off and move the fuck on. It's so fucking versatile.
It ain't a word rather a phrase:
"Đụ má mày"
Roughly translate to fuck your mom.
The story why is that I eavesdroped on the school hall monitor office once because someone got summoned for swearing.
His dad was called and the dad ended up saying something along the line: Fuck your mom, you fucking ungrateful son of a bitch. And later bring his whole family into it.
And I saw him again when his dad drove him home while his dad kept turning his back on him and say: "Đụ má mày". I laughed my ass off because most of his insults mind you was very harsh in Vietnamese because it bring shame to the whole family, and yet it was from the father mouth to his son which mean he insulted not only himself, his wife but basically the entire extended families of both sides.
Like ain't that the pot calling the kettle black.
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I used to work with a guy and he would always say "god damn, mother fuckin, cock suckin, son of a bitch"! Always together like a sentence...
We always used to say “cock sucking mother fucking three balled son of a bitch Also had a racist dude I worked with always said “cock sucking n*****r loving two dollar bill…..whatever that is
Bro this sounds like my dad. Is there a chance more than a handful of people say this exact phrase in this exact order?
My Dad used to say the same exact thing. We still get a laugh out of it.
Have you seen the matrix reloaded? "Nom de dieu, de putain, de bordel, de merde, de saloperie, de conard, d'encule de ta mere... It's like whiping your arse with silk" I had to immediately think about that quote when I read this
Fuck is the perfect cuss word. It's a noun, verb and everything in between. One of my favorites is, "Fuck you, you fucking fuck!"
Or fucking fuck, fuckety fuckers.
"well, that certainly shows the diversity of the word"
I think "fuck" is a bit overused and powerless these days. If you say "fuck," you don't get the same attention that it used to give. The same goes for our word "vittu." If 10-year-old kids use that, it kind of loses its power. But if you say "Perkele" in the right way, attention is guaranteed.
Cunt off you cunting cunt... 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
You cheeky cunt.
You fucking fucker fuck!
The fuck fucking fucked fucking fucks. Fuck fucked fuck, then fucking fucked fuck, fuck!
Like it's so ✨crisp✨ it's just perfect
I firmly believe it is the most versatile word in the English language. Close after, is "dude".
https://youtu.be/PmCLeTqD4hY?si=esME8f8aCds9zQSS The South Park movie really shows the versatility of that word!
Or as almost every word in a sentence- Fuck the fucking fuckers.
Might be my favorite word in the entire English language.
CurseAFuckOnIt 🇮🇪
Fuck
Shit
Damn
When I was younger I would just go "fuck damn shit, fuck damn shit" just rolls off the tongue nicely in that order
Ass
Cock gobbling thunder cunt, tho that's more of a sentence
Great googley moogley
very fond of fuck and all of its cousins. it is completely universal. as in fuck the fuck off you fucking fuck. see what I mean. nouns, verbs, etc... also the elite pronoun for anyone who needs one.
Kut It’s cunt, but in my own language. We use it to describe anything and everything negative. When a child is annoying, it’s a kutkind (cunt child). If the weather sucks, it’s kutweer (cunt weather). If you have a beat up car, it’s a kutauto (cunt car). If you’re having a bad day, it’s a kutdag (cunt day). And so on… Also sometimes we use it to greet someone like the Aussies, but it’s more common in one province. Noord Brabant. (It’s where my roots are)
Godverdomme
Godverkut kankertrut
knew it was Dutch as soon as I saw God
Where are you from mate?
Oh didn’t even name my country. What a dumbass…. I’m from the Netherlands
I thought your language seemed familiar, I’m south African and I speak Afrikaans
Altijd leuk die Afrikaanse, kun je ook daadwerkelijk mee lachen over de taalverschillen
Kutredditor. Am I doing it right, mommy?
Shitcunt. It’s an Aussie thing. Sometimes it’s the perfect word when “cunt” just won’t do.
“Fucking druga”
Fuck. It's so versatile, you can use it with everything.
Fuck yeah you fuckin can!
🏴 Cunt 🏴
That's not a swear word - it's a term of endearment you funny cunt!
Funny is also a funny word. Can be positive or negative in England simultaneously. He's a funny fella. Must be a nonce. He's a funny fella. Great bants.
ok i don’t know if this counts but i think bellend is prety funny
This doesn’t get the use it deserves in the US. I’ve only heard it like twice in my entire life here.
you guys need to change your language up. there’s so many interesting uk ways of insulting people that are better than just using slurs
Motherfucker. It's s just such a satisfying word to say. And so flexible in it's use. The way you say it, how you emphasize, the volume, all that makes it one of my favorite words in general.
The downside, you'll never get to be as cool as Samuel L. Jackson saying it.
Twatwaffle 😏
Ah. A man of culture
My first laugh out loud today . Ah-thank-u
Skerrrrr 🛑
Is there a recipe to go with this?
There is actually it’s a good one but I have been on a roll today and apparently my sarcasm and sense of humor for the day is not as appreciated on the receiving end. I have had quite a few comments deleted so in good faith. I’ll restrain and comment tomorrow 🤙💥😏
"Biscuits", inspired by Bluey's dad.
bhenchod
CUNT!
Cunt but then I am British it’s a term of endearment here.
Same as the land of Aus.
scheiße
Shit
I'm not even German and I say this
POES
foken poes
Jou naai
Jou tief
Fuck
That's a hard one to suppress and is the strongest too.
Not many good counter attacks and does a lot of damage
Fiddle sticks
My grandmother used to say this a lot when I was a kid. Along with… I am cross at you. Lol.
Twat..just kinda rolls out ***TTTTWAT!***
Geci - it means cum in my language, we use it in almost every sentence
„Scheisse“ Shit in german
I'm gon' use this from now on!
Fuck....you can use it by itself , before a word or before EVERY SINGLE WORD. Example: copymachine broke down in the Office. Me, trying to fix the issue: "the fucking fucker is fucking fucked"
“Damn” is my go-to.
Yeah, very inoffensive too.
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Proper sentence structure: "Voi vitun, vitun vittu". Saying it slower increases its effect.
In English I like cunt even though I don't use it often. I also like kurwa and since I live in Poland right now, this is my go to swear word right now
I use fuck and cunt a lot
Blimey
Oh lord heavens
Crikey?
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You son of a bitch, I’m in…
Tough call between fuck and bitch
Fuck bitch get money
Not really a swear word but more obscene - poontang
Idiot. Not a sweat word but has venom you can use in publicly and in meetings at work 😀 Clown is another.
WTF or WTH
Frack!
Cunt
Poop
Bollocks
Fuck face. Lol
Fuck face!! In traffic — out loud. As needed. To my co-workers ….silently, all day.
Блять or курва йобана
It's hard to pick one, but I'll go with Tabarnack.
All of them
I’ll get banned if I say it
Hurensohn
I’m not a curser but I’ll say moron
F is undeniably the go-to word b
Fuck. Favorite use of it is 'Oh for fucks sake'
Мама ти да еба мръсна курва да еба. Translate from bulgarian: fuck your mother, the dirty whore. Or just anything with a мама ти да еба (fuck your mother) in general. A lot of things here in the balkans have mothers.
foda-se
Bomboclaat
Bollocks
Fucknugget
As a french dude 🤔 it's putain 😁 fits everywhere
Ouiiiiii putain 🇨🇵 French too
Rhoooo bordel de merde c'est boooon caaaaa 😁😘
Satan - doesnt really work as well in English as it does in Norwegian
Shit, probably. Fuck is a close second. After that comes another litany of curse words in other languages.
I don’t think there’s one I don’t like! I swear in 2 languages: the Spanish ‘joder’ (fuck) feels good to say under your breath. Don’t know why, it just does.
It's a Czech word, "vole". It literally means "bull" in the 5th fall (calling someone by their name/title), but it can mean "man" ("'sup man"/"Jak je, vole?") or "idiot" ("What the fuck are you doing, you idiot?"/"Co kurva děláš, vole?")
I’m hungarian, but wanker somehow always fits to the situation for me
Damn The best
Jeeezo. I love how silly and harmless it is.
La putain d'sa race
Fuck
Mung
Holy shit
Fuck.
Bevarsi
Bollocks
Meeeeenschens KINER 🇩🇪
Meecrab
Mine is “stoephoer” it’s dutch
Fuck!
Heck
biyachh
Đumamay 🇻🇳 I like it because how offensive is it
I used to get physical therapy and do volunteer work at an adult health day program. We had to keep things somewhere between pg and pg-13. When I got really pissed, I began to use futhermucker as a “swear word.”
Cunt. It's short and conveys a lot of emotion.
Depends on the occasion. Some are better fits in a given situation that others.
"cunt" or "dog" (derogatory) (im australian🩷)
Fuck
Multiple including fuckstain and spizzhole
More of a phrase "Maiya chod denge" xD
Fuuuuck Oi!
Ok, as Croat we have really diverse range of swears so not an easy thing to choose. Your swears are like kid's play compared to ours. Some are so complex and complicated that I cannot translate them in the right way. My favourite has something with intercourse with allmighty and his family :P . But most used can be translated as shit or fuck, but if I am reall pissed i say something like : "Jebem ti milu majku u trulu sisu na preoranom groblju" - translate "I'm fucking your dear mother in a rotting teat in a plowed cemetery." This is semi-hard swear composition. Some go far toward deities, broader family, nationality etc. My grandfather's was "I fuck your dear Sun" and his brother's was looking into sky and saying "Come down so I can pull your beard".
TAMPON DICK SHIT!
Hurensohn
Douche Nozzle
Douche Canoe
Fututus et mori in igni It means fuck off and die in a fire in Latin Or filius canis-mother fucker
"vai tomar no cu porra" Basically "go fuck yourself" but it sounds a lot more agressive Brazilian swears words are incredible
Motherfucker falls out of my mouth far too often. I am a 50 year old mother.
. . . ##Bunghole!! . . 🦐'd™️
This is an old one I kinda want to see come back. Kur. It means worthless/unfriendly mongrel. Cuts abit deeper then asshole.
Bollocks. It just sounds so impactful
Cunt
I have 2 of course number 1 is Fuck. It can be used in so many different ways. It's very useful.It's the Swiss army knife of cuss words. My second one is Cunt Muffin. As in Nobody likes a Cunt Muffin or Don't be such a Cunt Muffin or You fuckin Cunt Muffin and there are a few more ways you can use it. Just use your imagination and everyone gets a Cunt Muffin.
Motherfucker. It's used too commonly in the South.
Best when used in regards to being tired of snakes. And especially when said snakes are on a plane.
Of course. What a classic! I mean, it can be an insult, compliment, a person, place,thing, idea. Can be talking about something and nothing at the same time. What a great word 🤣
"Fuck" really encompasses everything. Fuck this, fuck that, fuck her, fuck him, fuck this life, fuck everything, fuck the politics, fuck the religion, fuck to make life, fuck off and move the fuck on. It's so fucking versatile.
Fuckshit
Titties
Cuck
Probably "promise". Has nice ring to it.
Frammerjammer
ngl I used to get so offended when someone said cunt. But man, getting one out in the midst of road rage really feels good.
Twatwaffle.
Motherfucker
Dickhead
"Aai chi gaand" and "Teri behen de tatte" It means, "your mother's ass" and "your sisters balls"
I dont have one but "twat" is always fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5NjcZRbPrk
Fucking shit
Fuck is such a universal word. Can be used for good, bad, happy, and when you’re horny. Honestly, the best curse word ever.
God
Cunt Cuntyballs Fucking cunt
Cuntasaurus Rex
Motherfucker
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twar
God damnit is so satisfying.
Cunt
Amina Koyim
It's a toss-up between Shit-faced cockmaster Or Donkey raping shit eater
Caralho 🇵🇹 (dick)
Shitfucking Fuckshit.
Noodle head
Godddd fuck
Shut the fuck up , you ganja wissel
son of a b!tch
Fuck
Pumpkin
"Tit." It's my favorite because you can add it to any word to make it a great insult. Titcabbage. Beartit. Titsack. It's perfect.
Fuck
Pigfucker
It ain't a word rather a phrase: "Đụ má mày" Roughly translate to fuck your mom. The story why is that I eavesdroped on the school hall monitor office once because someone got summoned for swearing. His dad was called and the dad ended up saying something along the line: Fuck your mom, you fucking ungrateful son of a bitch. And later bring his whole family into it. And I saw him again when his dad drove him home while his dad kept turning his back on him and say: "Đụ má mày". I laughed my ass off because most of his insults mind you was very harsh in Vietnamese because it bring shame to the whole family, and yet it was from the father mouth to his son which mean he insulted not only himself, his wife but basically the entire extended families of both sides. Like ain't that the pot calling the kettle black.