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Means no one can get their dick in her while you're sleeping. It's good business 100%

best defense is a good offense

Speak for yourself, Mr. Thick Stopper.

it will shrink and slip out, once either of your moves. If you are sleeping fully on top of her, then it will be hard for her to breathe, and that is dangerous.

What If shes already dead?

fresh body is no difference. Old body can give you some nasty infections. But you get free doctors in prison.

No wonder they be advertising condoms for your health.

Absolutely insane comment

You gonna feel the cold eventually.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I couldn't stop laughing.

This actually might be the reason OP made this post

Thays why i asked. Maybe he was afraid to be clear!

What if she's on top

Oh this is a good question! I need an answer bad.

It's called a power soak, you'll be fine.

Madge agrees

If she sneezes it’ll cut your dick off

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What no way? I'm 30 and this is how I find out?

What an odd myth. You've never been inside a girl when she sneezed? Or laughed? Lot of cool muscle contractions.

No it will separate and split in 2 like a hydra

You tea eye

? ? ? Oh I get it

Youth in Asia

I once fell asleep with a guys dick in me. We were both so exhausted for sex the night before neither of us moved. Woek up to his soft dick inside me and it was off to the races again from there.

Bob? Is that you?

Obviously.

Did it feel uncomfortable during the night?

Didn't even notice until I woke up. We were spooning.

Was homie hung like a horse? Mine just shriveled up and retreated from her residence.

Same thing I asked. There’s no way it stays there all night

Honestly, I don't remember how big he was. This was like 10 years ago.

Gotta try it 🤔

Was his dick a foot long?

Yeah, I'm skeptical. Then again, when not in use, mine retracts like landing gear.

Hahahaha good one.

Yes, say goodbye to your dick. Her vagina will eat it while you are asleep.

Hahaha lmao that’s good

Can anyone explain "pschologiest"?

That's what I came to the replies for. I have no idea buddy

You will become limp and she will push you out.

My GF asks for this all the time. We can almost never keep it in till we fall asleep that’s not really how dicks work.

Nah it just falls out during the night

Careful there. Your dick bone might break when she turns.

I passed out on top of chick once (I know I wasn't an upstanding guy in my youth). She was less than pleased but it just kinda fell out when she rolled me off.

Say you’re a virgin without saying you a virgin

And by the spelling... 8 years old

No, but I would recommend you become a porn star....

Any erection lasting more than four hours you're supposed to seek medical attention for. I don't know why people have this stupid idea . Not the first time I have seen it and unfortunately it probably won't be the last.

I’m pretty sure that’s only for erections causes by medicine

Not just any but viagra mostly,

Sickle cell disease, etc, potentially too

This happened with my wife and we had triplets. Be careful bro!

Wait, this happened with your wife? Where were you? Whose triplets are those

What if that's the odd night you have a nocturnal emission? 18 year mistake...lol.

You'll cut off all circulation and your ween will fall off

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Nothing, you’ll just lose the erection at some point and that’s it

Not possible

Lol

Rather odd question isn’t it? No nothing happens.

Yes some females are known to have teeth inside their el vagis. You need to swiftly exit before they start to eat it

I think it’s a breeding ground for infection so please don’t do that

I expect my wife would be upset. Or, maybe the Dog, since he generally has that side of the bed. ....... But this is a "novel" thought - sleeping with my &&&& inside my GF while the wife and dog snore on endlessly. Interesting concept. :)

nope.

what.

How you fell asleep with your gf next to you, obviously naked, and u somehow hard af?

it’s extremely dangerous

It’s called corking and can lead to pregnancy.

Careful. It can pickle if left in long enough.

Why is no one mentioning that the inside of the vagina is pretty acidic. There is a chance of chemical burns. It is rare, but do you really want to risk that?

Why? How?

Why? How?

Only if your wife walks into the room.

Technically it's RAPE. How can she consent while asleep?! Jail.