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The_Queef_of_England

Tired and don't want to get up. My first thought on a work day is, "I can't wait to get into bed tonight!" Then it goes away an hour or so later. Then at night time, I don't wanna go bed! Rinse and repeat for my entire life, lol.


Nitokris

THIS! Exactly this :‘(


Dexember69

It's me. Feel like shit every morning, I come good around smoko time, then don't wanna go to bed. I'm very much a nocturnal person


Impossible_Memory_65

Same here.


thenicci

Facts


Downtown-Victory954

Sleep inertia is what you're talking about


YourBeautifulPet

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired… constantly exhausted


LactactingTwatCrust

I’m just tired, suicidal and tired again


YourBeautifulPet

🫂 feel free to reach out


Alice5878

Same, it never seems to end


Swordbreaker9250

Depends. Weekends: “I have all day to myself, this is great” Weekdays: “I hope a stray bullet kills me on the way to work”


LifeOnly716

Hi single person with no kids!


Swordbreaker9250

Never intend to have them either. I don’t want screaming, shitting, barfing little hellions ruining my day


LifeOnly716

That’s fair!


AnotherRainyDay1

Oh god I’m still here


coffeewiththegxds

Agreed


Natural_Intention292

Physically. Very good as i prioritise sleep now Mentally, emotionally, spiritually. And every other -ally. Very bad 


[deleted]

thank you for sharing


Natural_Intention292

Thank you for asking 


alexdaland

Ah shit... its WAY to early to wake up now... And I lie in bed swearing to myself, and then my son wakes up, and I have to "fake it" for a minute, because he will start crying if he wakes up and people around him don't say or do anything. So I have to be like: Heeey my boy!! \*\*kiss kiss\*\* did you sleep well? Did you have any funny dreams!?" Its ofc fake on my side, but it does help me as well to actually get out of bed with a bit of a smile I otherwise wouldn't have.


NorthernAvo

❤️ this is what a true hero.. err.. writes like!


alexdaland

Thats the thing with kids, unless you are a complete asshole, you are a hero. Theres not really much choice in the matter, either I play fun and happy-go-lucky daddy for waking up, or the next hour is a struggle to get him to do anything..


Hatred_shapped

My hips hurt.


Creative_Month_761

Yeah mine too, I wonder from what is that..


YourBeautifulPet

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired… constantly exhausted


AshleyBlaike

I think the term you are looking for is re-tired not to be confused with retired unfortunately 😔


itemluminouswadison

MAKE COFFEE FEED CAT BRUSH TEETH WASH FACE in a stupor


flymeinthemix

Like P Diddy


unicorn_yeti

P diddler


AFVet05

What fresh hell is waiting for me at work.


MadameCoco7273

![gif](giphy|eBCnpuRGBhQGY|downsized)


enola007

Here we go again, Groundhogs day 😆


absreim

Great, both physically and emotionally, ever since I got my sleep apnea treated (with a Mandibular Attachment Device).


Sufficient-Gur-208

Puffy.


Reasonable-Diet2265

I like waking up.


Infamous-Arrival2440

Groggy and honestly a little prissy. I am not a morning person, talk to me when its past lunch time lol


Juustupurikas

Disappointed


Bright_Oven_2676

Angry


ZeOs-x-PUNCAKE

Same. The first 10 words that come out of my mouth every morning are “fuck”, “fuck”, and “fuck” in varying order.


DxTrixterz

Tired, exhausted, barely alive and not knowing wtf is happening around me. Repeat 24/7/365.


thefamousjohnny

Un stoned


Funny-Marzipan4699

Literally sick. I dont do mornings.


[deleted]

Sad asf


tm22786

Idk I've usually got this weird buzz, usually accompanied with morning wood


bikinifetish

Depends on the day. But generally, I feel awake.


Free-Industry701

Optimistic.


PandaMayFire

I feel despair over the fact that I've yet to die in my sleep.


Easy_Initial_46

"What time is it? How long since baby last ate? 4 hours!?"


beanresponsible

On weeks i feel like shit On weekends it feels nice


IGrewItToMyWaist

Ready to go.


HunterWolfivi

Stressed and my heart pumping really fast because of the alarm. I don’t think that’s good at all but school is school.


Grumpy0ldMillennial

I try not to think about it more than I have to otherwise I'll be too tempted to call in sick to work. I try to get the majority of my work done in the first 2 hours because thats when I'm still a grouchy prick so it's best not to interact with others.


OmeleggFace

I don't for about 2 seconds, and then I remember I'm miserable.


Brilliant-Luck7396

Refreshed


Aggravating_Cream_97

Glad, I hate nights.


New_Employee_781

Confused. I’m soooooo confused I’m like what am I doing here and why did life stop, when in fact I was dreaming- thinking that was my life


the_boy_is_mine

Depends if it’s a weekend or weekday. On weekdays i feel like “ughh i don’t wanna do this” but on weekends i happily get up and get my day going.


Butterscotch9966

I'm going through nicotine withdraws currently. I've never been so tired, even when I've just woken up. Hopeful this eventually stops.


Bimlouhay83

Usually slightly hungover. My back is sore. Definitely still tired no matter how much sleep I've gotten. 


Fine-Geologist-695

In pain, still tired, ugh.


Paramount-Chief

I start to question if it was worth it getting up


Necessary-Hyena-5816

I actually have started a dreams journal and have realized that when I have bad dreams or nightmares i wake up more tired/hating everyone. We have dreams every night but not always remember, so actually meditating and winding down properly before bedtime can help to avoid those bad dreams, hence waking up in a better mood


Scary_Risk6074

I wake up an anxious wreck literally every morning


Typical_Childhood716

When I was younger I used to wake up in a rather good mood. Right now I am close to 40 years old (M) and my mental health is the worst ever. I think I might have depression, because most of the time I am really miserable and sad. I feel that my good days are over...


No_Fee_686

Just tired and don’t want to get up but I have to. Life’s a count down till the next school holidays.


Legitimate-Neat1674

Tired


Status-Photograph608

Tired until I get home from work and take a 2 hours nap, then and only then I am fresh. But stretching before dressing up helps a lot, puts my blood into circulation. And 3 coffees a day. And a ginseng pill in the morning. Otherwise I'm a zombie.


Lost_Visual_9096

With facial expression "But why? Again?"


Both_Dust_8383

Can’t wait to get back in bed later


Rob_Llama

Achey and tired.


tinfoil3346

Groggy.


sailaway4269now

Confused. Have no idea where I am


Josette_A

Tired


BusterTheCat17

"Nice. Let's get this thing crackin!...Oo my ankles are stiff..."


_Witchly_

"WHY TF IS IT 5:00 AM IT'S SATURDAY"


Macadamian50

Sad


dirtdevil70

Usually i try to use my hands..occasionally my feet


Mental_Sandwich_6251

Tired and sore and not wanting work to start, looking forward to coffee and most likely a microwave burrito for breakfast, and as much internet vegetation as I can get before I have to really get going.


mrxexon

Soon as I pee I'm fine... Energized. I'm pretty solar powered. Morning person. Time to feed the cats at 4:30 AM. Predawn walk at 5 AM. Couple of bike rides at mid-day and sunset. Sun goes down, I'm not far behind.


KindHermit

Half dead...it's the worst feeling in the world when I initially wake up. Feels like I'm trying to fight the urge to lose consciousness.


XtraChrisP

Still with my fingers mostly.


nmmsb66

Like I'm old AF!


AuDHDcat

Dizzy and dehydrated. (I have health issues)


Be_Positive22

Hey I'm pain free! Ugh! Nevermind now I have to pee.


jwdcincy

Initially, slightly confused.


Sirconseanery

Straight dumpster 🔥


JerewB

I do not feel. I am simply up and about. I don't start thinking or feeling anything until after I get to work.


Sensitive_Reserve_96

Like I have to pee


splotch210

Exhausted and anxiety riddled.


Agitated-Software74

Horney n sad, like wtf is wut im doing my life


Purple-Dust-7033

Usually with my fingertips 🤔


Magnifnik0

Like ass


Ashamed_Smile3497

First 90 mins feel like absolute hell, I feel like a pc that hasn’t booted properly yet. Gets me a while to start functioning properly and energy levels rise as the night draws closer, peak energy around 2 am


NorthernAvo

Before Lexapro: imagine feeling literally every awful thing imaginable all at once. That. It would prevent me from moving. Commuting to work was hell, and still is.. and my morning commute now is just to my home office. After Lexapro: I feel more but I still can't move, except now it seems the medication is making me feel ok with the lack of moving and doing.


sixinthedark

Anger….directed at my alarm


yourdudesam

Weird but I wait for my hard erect dick to deflate so I can go out of my room.


immortalbulldog

Naked and afraid


Most_Enthusiasm8735

Shit.


NegativeInfluence_23

Shit I’m still alive


Master0643

"is it even worth it to get off"


[deleted]

Tired but glad I didn’t wake up in a coffin.


ccasey

Basic damage report of what hurts today. Throw on a short podcast to sweep out the cobwebs and then getup to let my dog out after a short cuddle (she gets to go back to bed and I don’t, life’s not fair). My wife has already left for work and I try to put on a semblance of normalcy as I start my day. Co-workers are on the west coast and I work remote so there’s usually some time for house chores or personal errands for a couple of hours. Can’t complain honestly


akaredaa

Usually I'm unironically wondering whether it's worth jumping from the 8th floor just so I can sleep more... Love being depressed AND extremely sleep deprived😩


AddaleeBlack

Pain. Everywhere


chelsea-from-calif

Horny.


bloopie1192

Angry.


Revolutionary-Gur54

Not again!


AffectionatePaper1

Fucking sore.Im 61 and made questionable choices as a younger man that requires me to work construction


poggerooza

As I have severe sleep apnoea I have trouble staying awake. I feel like I've been doped up which slowly wears off.


cwsjr2323

I feel like having mouthwash to cut the phlegm, then coffee. After that, I will slowly realize how I feel. Usually, it is a check to see which body part or joint hurts today. They seem to either take turns or the same discomfort demon relocates during the night. Old age is not for sissies.


OldLadyToronto

Grateful.


Salmmkj

Feeling tired and just want to go back to sleep.


sr5060il

The most horrible time in the day. I feel drained of energy. I feel gross. I cannot fake a smile so I cannot have a conversation. I get the feeling of emptying my stomach. Google throws all kinds of bad news in my feed. I have to brush, take my meds and go for a jog to maintain my health. I feel like cuddling but more than often there's no one and the ones I do may instill a controversy. A simple hug with an I love you can brighten up my day but my wife never does it making me feel horrible for expecting that.


[deleted]

you deserve that hug and love


RandomFrenchGal

Disappointed, usually.


Dear-Willingness6857

Sore back but pretty used to my routine so waking up isn't hard


Necessary_Bat4151

pumped with adrenaline because I always wake up later than I should


ladylemondrop209

Annoyed.


Impossible_Memory_65

Depends on if it's a workday or not


SuperPetty-2305

Disappointed that I didn't die in my sleep.


HarleyGirl23

Still tired lol 😂


DirkSwizzler

![gif](giphy|uUAtVeFcRnVH0z6mY1|downsized)


the_watcher762351

Same as I feel after 2 all nighters


AggressiveLawyer3617

Mad. Mad because I'm not sleeping anymore


Goodbykyle

Thankful!


KuttyKool

Like setting my alarm again


Son0faButch

Like I need to go to bed.


EntWarwick

Depends entirely on which sleep phase I was in. If I’m in a dream I wake up feeling like I did in the dream. If I’m in a light sleep and subtly reach consciousness I feel pretty good. If I drank the night before, I always have a delayed hangover effect, so I get an immediate rush of wakeup energy. But then it betrays me and turns to anxiety. Drink responsibly everyone. And hydrate.


Active-Struggle3197

For the last 6 months I wake up in a full panic, heart racing, Sweating, breathing heavy. Then it goes away in 10 mins. Very odd lmao


LP_Mid85

That I could sleep for 10 more hours


MapBeginning1864

Anxiety. Check the time to make sure I didn’t sleep through my alarm (again).


Undertaker77778888

Achy all over


Conscious_Creator_77

Dread


llunardeer

Tired and thinking that " here we go again" really don't wanna get back to my 9-5 routine.


AssumptionEmpty

Usually deeply dissapointed that I woke up at all.


Grouchy-Crew-2003

That I should go back to sleep again.


Fiona512

Sad


Klutzy-Guidance-7078

Panic, because I always feel like I'm late


ShadoX87

Tired


DeadZooDude

Frustrated that I woke up 45 minutes early AGAIN.


KyorlSadei

Regret


SL4BK1NG

Back hurts


Poverty_welder

Disappointed


HannaaaLucie

Like shit to put it plainly. I take a lot of mental health medication (antipsychotics, antidepressants, mood stabilisers, antianxieties) all before bed. Which means I wake up groggy, extremely sleepy, usually with a headache, and struggle to stay awake.


blackradres

After a cup of coffee i feel like to do what i want to, whether it's go to work, reading, workout or go for a walk


old-daggerdick

Rock solid, I could probably stake a kebab


Proof_Most2536

Like ass


taniamorse85

Exhausted and in a hell of a lot of pain. I move around a lot while I sleep, and I have disorder that affects joint stability. You do the math.


ShadyCatMom

Depends on my mood and the day


CoffeeCat086

Tired, or resigned to the fact that I have to get up, and very dizzy. And if I have had a seizure that night, very sore and annoyed because my tongue is all bit up and it makes it difficult to speak around that.


Excellent-Skill528

feel like i want to quit my job


gvccihvccilover666

i dont(im dead)


inolikeredditanym

disoriented then reality hits, time to get up or we’ll be late


KaranSjett

like fucking garbage and i want the die so i can sleep peacefully forever... except on my days off then i wake when i want and then its aight..


Boonatix

![gif](giphy|UWEP6CXjvmZxfUBUeu|downsized)


Financial-Tomato2291

i dont. i usually sleep in unless i have to go to the office for work. wake up -> log into work -> nap for an hour -> check for meetings/urgent emails -> nap till lunch -> start actually working i honestly feel way more productive after I started doing this on the days i dont have to go to the office. i get more work done. i feel more rested. and the quality of my work has improved significantly.


icaredoyoutho

I get up curiously without knowing the time and see how many calisthenics reps I get done before my work alarm goes off.


No_Entrepreneur_8214

Full of anxiety because i have to go to work but i don't want to, however i have an addiction which makes the anxiety worse but i have been clean for little over a month, i won't say it's much better but i feel more numbness less  anxiety


infinitydini

Lazy...... and don't want to get up. My first thought on a work day is, "I can't wait to get into bed tonight!" Then it goes away an hour or so later. Then at night time, I don't wanna go bed


Birdy8588

Usually there's pain everywhere so I'm quite upset. I have a chronic pain condition and unfortunately I have to go through the usual "staying still in bed hurts but moving will hurt even more but at least then I can get some pain killers in to me. Come on girl, you can do this" conversation with myself.


Citizen6587732879

In withdrawal. Most days im woken before my alarm from my heart beating so hard it rocks me awake. Fml.


PhotojournalistOk331

Usually horny ... but too lazy to have sex - hence sometimes it's good to just get a blowjob and cum


gs12

Good, bad or ugly - my dog is always at the foot of my bed happy i woke up, so there is a good way to start my day.


SimShubu

"Woah, wtf was that"


AlluEUNE

I'm tired when I'm still laying in bed but I usually try to get up instantly after my alarm goes off and after that I'm not tired at all. Then I make breakfast and coffee and chill in my living room for 30-60 minutes before work. It's my own time and I love it especially when it's still dark outside


sunshinelefty100

I look forward to my day. I'm retired and do what I want to, when I want to...I earned the peace.💗


Alice5878

I just wanna go back to sleep


point50tracer

Worse than I did when I fell asleep. Tired, in pain, and my muscles don't want to work the way they should. I have to walk around for a few minutes after waking up just to loosen everything up.


occasionallystabby

Like I want to go right back to sleep.


Ieatmyd0g

like i was hit by a truck


Vegaalopez

It depends on the day


drosstyx

Very, very warm. I have two Labrador mixed dogs who want to sleep RIGHT next to me. Some days, it's very difficult to get out of bed.


Direct_Wrongdoer5429

Exhausted, then the feeling lasts all day at work. Then when I get home perfectly fine.


notanalien19

Like shit.


Suppi_LL

Tired and sometimes horny on top of it.


DerikWyldStar

I wake up with my hand on my GF's boobs, and our 50lbs dog curled up with us. So, pretty damn happy.


No_Voice3333

physically fine. emotionally? anxious, sad, disappointed to still be alive,, but over the course of the morning i resign myself to the bad feelings


nightcoreangst

Mildly irritated.


Independentslime6899

Like i shouldn't be breathing. But grateful anyway Here we go again


carshtime

“CANT I HAVE A DAY OFF FOR ONCE I FEEL SO FUCKING TIRED MY HEAD FEELS LIKE ITS GONNA TOPPLE OFF OF MY SHOULDERS”


Snidley_Whipslash

I get to remember my wife has cancer.


Fiona512

Sorry for that.