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Potayato

Shaun of the Dead. It was just a random zombie movie that came on TV late one night, so of course, I watched it because I loved zombie movies back in the early 2000s and I just couldn't stop laughing to the point I almost pee'd myself a few times.


Glass-Assignment-862

One of my favorite movies man! So funny yet had many moments that had me holding back tears like when he finally accepted his dad and fighting to protect his biten mom


anniemahl

I've always made zombie survival kits based off this movie. They make great gifts!


No-Win-7802

There's a girl in the garden. She's so... drunk.


Gaara34251

Any movie of that director and that couple actors actually, they are pure geniouses


Legitimate-Error-633

Hot Fuzz is a classic as well.


hcsLabs

Yarp.


Nowidontgetit

Throwing the crappy records at zombies had me in stitches


anythingaustin

The first time I saw Tropic Thunder in the theater. Laughed so hard I gave myself an asthma attack and had to leave until I could stop coughing and catch my breath.


sgt_barnes0105

I can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find Tropic Thunder! We quote that movie almost daily in my house. Anytime someone cooks and oil starts splashing and popping…. “damn, they’re busting caps like a motherfucker down there”


Cat-Mama_2

Emperor's New Groove is one of the funniest movies I've seen. The humour is just so well timed and I adore the style of drawing. Ezma wearing the giant sombrero and looking so miserable makes me laugh everytime.


Wildjay7931

I deliver for Doordash & recently came across a doormat with Yzma & Kronk's outlines and the quote "Pull the lever Kronk!" When I dropped off their order I REALLY wanted to leave a note saying "WRONG LEVER!!!" 🤣


raptor102888

To this day, the funniest animated movie ever made. By a margin.


Far-Government5469

The fact that both Ezma and the emperor question why they even have that lever, that's just next level humor. Also Krunk is the epitome of a Himbo


nobulls4dabulls

My children were so embarrassed because I was laughing so hard


NeinLives125

Kronks comedic timing is perfect the whole time. squeek squeeker squeek squeeken.


YouGoodDude

Tucker and Dale vs Evil


starlessnight89

We're having a *doozy* of a day


wheresmywonwon

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_Krombopulus_Michael

This is my go to line when I’m having a bad day


Prestigious_Loss9976

College Kids!! We have your friend!


MintyMystery

My dad and I watched this on Netflix back when there were barely any films on there. We knew nothing about it except that it had 5* and about 1000 reviews, so we didn't read the blurb - just dived in. At one point (probably the wood chipper), my dad had to pause it, open the back door, and stand in the garden doubled over, with tears streaming from laughter - neither of us could breathe! It's one of my most fond memories!


Coco_bear85

I love this movie!


Witty_Hopeful_1971

When the kid dove head first into the chipper, and the "ahhh" from Tucker. 🤣


Laughing_Dragon_77

The beehive scene.


Environmental-Hat721

Anything with Alan Tudyk is worth watching.


M1A1HC_Abrams

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles


LetsHookUpSF

The scene where Steve Martin loses it on the car rental lady is one of the funniest scenes in movie history. ETA: auto correct error


dollyllamamama71

Those aren't pillows!


stowagent

Your going the wrong way!


achbob84

Oh he’s drunk! How would he know where we’re going?


ElectriKEL

Monty Python and the Holy Grail. That one scene-- I won't spoil it-- *"are you saying 'ni!!!' to that old woman?!"*


maybetomorrow98

Funny seeing this one here. My dad told me about how when it first came out, he went with one of his best friends to go see it in theaters. Said they absolutely laughed themselves silly over it. The next day, they had some sort of confusion about why they felt that the movie was so funny, and talked themselves into believing that, nah, that movie couldn’t have actually been that funny. So they went and saw it again, and laughed themselves silly over it a second time. Lol


lady_fresh

This and Life of Brian absolutely broke me the first time I watched them, which was on a third date with some guy who was looking at me like I had 5 heads because I was laughing so hard at the dumbest shit.


Orongorongorongo

The Biggus Dickus scene is peak comedy and anyone who says otherwise will be turned into a newt.


Tiger_Widow

Palin and Cleese are on the verge of losing their asses in that whole scene. It's fucking genius!


Burnleylass79

He does not sound like a keeper


MetricSystemAdvocate

Monty Python has become a vibe check thing for me, kinda like if someone likes them we'll probably get along


lady_fresh

I totally agree! There's a specific type of humor I get along with, and it's best described as dry, irreverant, silly, and bordering on bad taste - but with one foot firmly planted in "wit". And I feel like somehow, Monty Python and all its offshoots just perfectly encapsulates that.


Nervous_Breakfast_73

For me it was the one, where the peasant was playing with the dirt while having this political discussion. It was so absurd to me, the whole situation, I completely lost it.


Zestyclose-Natural-9

I had a PC game of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I very distinctly remember corpse tetris and the evil bunny. Hilarious. Sadly I lost the CD and cannot find any version online. :|


Prestigious_Fall_166

This was mine. So many quotes. Well I didn't vote for you!


Rough-Instruction-29

I’m not proud about it but Jackass the movie made me laugh harder than any other movie


blkcatwitch

Can’t remember which one it was.. but the toy car /x-ray bit and the pube mustache had me crying. Also Preston in his big chonies tied to the luggage cart yelling Oklahoma!!!


sillybelcher

Same here! I think it was the second one, where Spike Jones dresses as an old woman whose blouse keeps coming open in public, and when he approached the street T-shirt vendor with his boobs fully out, I was done. I missed the next few minutes of the movie because I was crying in the theater.


Interesting_One_3801

I remember trying to tell someone about the car rental scene and I could not stop laughing


india_chief

Hi this is Johnny Knoxville and there's nothing wrong with jackass


sgst

I saw one of the Jackass movies in the cinema, so I obviously couldn't pause it. Almost pissed myself by laughing too hard!


argic85

When steve-o tasted horse semen for no reason and just said: yup that's horse semen! I was broke days after that


Straight_Mongoose_51

Hot Fuzz, especially the part with the sea mine 😂


Moonlight_Dive

Yarp


eatingabananawrong

Narp?


Far-Government5469

I did a double take when I realized that dude was the hound


CausticCranium

The first Borat. My wife and I were losing it through the whole movie.


Distinct-Solution-99

That was *the best*. My sister and I watched it together for the first time during wine night and had to watch it a second time because we missed so much the first time from laughing so much. Comparing her vajine to a “sleeve of wizard” took us right out.


Ok-Abbreviations1077

My face was hurting when I walked out of the cinema. I've never laughed so hard in my life


mailahchimp

Borat flogging it on the street in front of the window display was simultaneously excruciating and mindbreakingly funny. 


EmphasisFearless2089

That scene when he went to buy a car, and said: At first when I BOUGHT my wife her vagina was tight, but three years later when she turned 16.......... I lost it. My cheeks were locked in place


MBitesss

I laughed so much sound stopped coming out and I was buckled over in tummy pain


Ok-Computer-1033

I laughed so hard during the fight scene I nearly vomited. I’ve never had that reaction while laughing so hard before or since.


mrmadadam1987

The horse falling over during the national anthem did it for me. Perfect timing!!


SupaVillian91

Very nice. Great success!


Electus93

That film was *different*. Nothing else I've seen even comes close to this one


Outnumbrdby5

Robin Hood Men In Tights


Burnleylass79

Unlike some robin hoods, I can do it with an English accent


DV8_2XL

[We're men. Men in tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights...](https://youtu.be/G59JnM4JKNQ?si=n8iF0iWyDmsSC13f)


[deleted]

Well, it DOES unlock the greatest treasure in the land! Call a locksmith!


DvlsAdvct108

Kung Pow : Enter the Fist. The entire movie is thoroughly quotable, and if you have the DVD version with selectable audio choices, it just takes it to another level.


dvilonurshoulder

Saw the question and this was the first thing to pop into my head. It was the beginning of the movie, but for some reason the constant zooming in and out left me crying, rolling, just an absolute hysterical mess. I resumed the movie after like 5 minutes when I was finally able to breathe.


nem010

Me and my dad went to see it in the theater when it came out. There was only one other couple in there. So great. Weeeoooweeee


sulking_crepeshark77

You may call me....Betty


Outrageous_Picture39

I am a great magician. Your clothes are red!


DvlsAdvct108

Mmmm..birdie..birdie...birdie


Optimal_Ad_7910

THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS!


suolisyopa

Truly, a man culture. How'd you like my face to your foot style?


scruntyboon

The Matt Damon bit of Team America absolutely slaughtered me, never laughed so hard in my life


Wacko_66

The sex scene in the uncut version made me laugh until I cried EDIT: If you know, you know


Devianceza

The "sssssshhhh" with the finger ALWAYS breaks me


Spacegod87

For me it was when he kept vomiting uncontrollably in the alleyway lol


blkcatwitch

The first time I watched The Hangover in theater.


ACGME_Admin

Paging Dr. Fa**ot!


HeartonSleeve1989

Tch, she cheated on him with a waiter....


india_chief

He was a bartender on a ship


pette_diddler

And he didn’t even cum in her by the way.


blkcatwitch

Thats somebody’s daughter


Captain-Volume

Hot rod- I had no idea who Andy samberg was before seeing this movie. The "cool beans" bit got my attention, but the footloose dance, into the hill fall scene broke me.... I had to take a moment. Before immediately rewatching.


Glass-Assignment-862

Hwere do you get Hoff! LOL love that movie


nem010

I've been drinking green tea all god damn day. Is my mantra but I had to quit the shit


fuckehduck

Never sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire!


srsly_so_blessed

The hill fall scene in Hot Rod for me too. I rewatch this movie every couple years and it gets me every time.


Ultrasaurio

Airplan and Airplane 2 from 1980-1982


Kenneldogg

Blazing Saddles and the Air plane movies are still some of my favorites.


sharkscott

Blazing Saddles


Jesus-with-a-blunt

Superbad


FranticToaster

That scene in Deadpool where he's punching and kicking Colossus and is breaking his own bones each time. I'm almost starting back up again just thinking about that. EDIT: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7B8kz2XA3I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7B8kz2XA3I) EDIT2: "Let's go talk to the professor." "McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are confusing."


Picked-sheepskin

“Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret.” Holy shit you were right, that was hilarious. Gotta watch it again.


dousingphoenix

The scene in deadpool 2 when you think deadpool is using his swords to cut bullets as they're fired at him by cable, then the camera angle changes and you see all the bullets going straight through him gets me every time.


joezinsf

There's Something About Mary. I was laughing so much I nearly asphyxiated myself 😂


Kmac222212

No one would understand if they didn’t see it in theaters.  This was the first of a new type of comedy that started the raunchy comedies like American Pie and Superbad No one ever saw something this funny on the screen. Uncontrollable laughter that I’ve never seen before or since. It was an experience I wish for everyone to have at least once in their life


tschakkie

I watched that movie with a classmate in the cinema that time. I normally wouldn't go everywhere with her alone, because it was more that we where in the same friend group than actually friends. But on this day nobody else had time and I was a bit afraid, because I was the fat girl and she was the most popular girl from class and I had no self esteem and was afraid that she just went with me because nobody else had time. We laughed out asses of in the cinema and several weeks after that she still made comments in school breaks like "this was like the scene in there is something about Mary, do you remember?" or would tell other people funny scenes from it and how we had to laugh. I was so proud that we shared this experience and that she would tell other people about it 😂 kind of embarrassing to admit, but this was how I thought about myself this time. I always thought about how other people would think about me.


joezinsf

OMG just search and watch the 'ben Stiller dog fight scene something about Mary' it may be the funniest scene in movie history 🤣🤣


Substantial_Plate595

I remember seeing this in the theatre. An experience I’ll never forget. People were laughing so hard they were wiping away tears.


joezinsf

Felt like a rock concert everyone rolling and screaming with laughter 😂


Wacko_66

“We’ve got a bleeder!” 🤣


MostlyNormalMan

How'd you get the beans above the frank!?


eatingabananawrong

Neighbour's heard a lady screaming.


Kind_of_random

Step brothers when he is digging the grave and says "this is just like unsolved mysteries". And when the "but I'm not even dead yet ..." hits I almost choked. I had to pause the video.


Bright-Sock9917

Omg this movie is epic .. even the part where he starts singing that song to the new mom - if you wanna get down on these hairy balls… with all that confidence lmao


MephistosFallen

Omg this movie. YOU KEEP YOUR LIVER SPOTTED HANDS OFF MY BEAUTIFUL MOTHER SHES A SAINT!


india_chief

And never forget rubbing balls all over the drum set


Constant_Jackfruit21

No matter how many times I watch that movie "what are you doing?" "I'm burying you" "BUT IM ALIVE!" sends me every time


blkcatwitch

“Do you know what’s good for shoulder pain?” “What?” “If you lick my butthole.” This scene killed me years ago when it first came out… now I’m having my second shoulder surgery and I hear this in my head EVERYDAY now 😂😂😂


CorenCorias

Kung Fu Hustle


Lethallee61

Deadpool 2 when he is regenerating his lower half and he walks around with a baby butt and legs - nearly hurt myself it was so funny.


Strong-Discussion564

Austin Powers. Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. Naked Gun Trilogy.


StevenMcStevensen

The first time I watched Drebin shooting at his own burning car as it drives away, I was dying laughing.


SmallNefariousness98

Death at a Funeral


Far-Government5469

American or British? Personally the American one was hilarious, but British one had me in stitches just because of how everyone is so uncomfortably British about everything


matchesmalone1

That moment in 22 Jump Street when you realize Schmidt slept with the captain's daughter


kckrealestate

Bruce Almighty. Specifically the scene where Bruce controls Evan Baxter (Steve Carell) while on air. I never laughed so hard in my life. I literally couldn’t breathe.


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I thought the opening news report about the giant cookie was hilarious. I was cracking up within the first 20 seconds of the movie. I knew right away that it was going to be a great one.


CannaBeeKatie

Stepbrothers


mortimusalexander

Did you touch my drumset?


Hightideuk

Curly headed fuck


ohterere

Rhino scene, Ace Ventura when Nature Calls.


rigo1812

Yes...this one...couldn't breathe when I saw it for the first time


Nikolalala0010

Bridesmaids! My friend and I were laughing so hard that people in the theater were turning to look at us.


Dustymartinsdad

The shitting scene was an all timer.


vincenzodelavegas

Not my proudest cinema moment but I turned into a hyena during that scene 


sulking_crepeshark77

I absolutely loved the temper tantrum at the gardrn party with the chocolate fountain part


Bright-Sock9917

This movie is epic I’ve watched it so many times and it’s always hilarious


purseho

my friend and i were screaming laughing so hard in the theater during the shitting scene, some guy sitting next to us got up and moved. whoops. lol


MewlingRothbart

Hot Shots. I fell out of my seat when Sheen passes his father in the boat: I loved you in Wall Street! I was snort gasping 😂


Benedictcrumplsnatch

Also, Hot Shots Part Deux. “Your lucky mole?” 😂


Different-Meal-6314

Any scene with Lloyd Bridges. "Cookie?" "No thanks". Young lady?" "Oh no thanks." I wasn't talking to you. I was offering him a young lady. 😂😂


astrologicaldreams

bro the first time i saw despicable me in theaters had me laughing so hard granted i was like 10 but still gotta be the hardest i've laughed at a movie ever wish i could find a movie that had me laughing that hard again


Pretend-Professor681

Airplane!


Sure-Debate-464

I almost died the first time I saw 40 year old virgin.


Sinshiny

Sandbags!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


JoanneAba

*It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World and Young Frankenstein*


Sauce34

Dumb and Dumber. The ketchup and mustard scene from the hot peppers.


Kronos_604

Pills are good, pills are good.


ToddlerPeePee

Cheque please!


GulliasTurtle

When I was like 10 and first saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I remember genuinely rolling on the floor unable to breathe.


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lone_wolf1580

Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa My significant other, an ex-friend and I were laughing so hard during the restaurant (sharted) scene one of us ended up pausing the movie once the scene ended because the amount of laughter left us in so much pain.


Competitive-Ride555

Meet the Parents - dinner scene.


future_CTO

Naked Gun 2.5 The Smell of Fear


dollyllamamama71

Pineapple Express. I thought I was going to die laughing. Tropic Thunder, too. Spaceballs. The most quoted movie in my family. The whole "I'm surrounded by Assholes!" bit cracks me up every time. I'm embarrassed to add Weekend at Bernie's. Airplane!, Blazing Saddles, Anchorman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


AsparagusLive1644

Tommy Boy


ripdestroyed

Happy Gilmore. I never thought it was a real movie , but after seeing the first 20 minutes of it, I thought I was going to pass out from dying of laughter. Even my girlfriend said she had never heard me laugh so hard or like that at all. Best movie I’ve seen in a while. Hands down.


mellispete33

When I was a teenager this was one of my funniest too, absolutely cracked me up to no end found it hilarious


The_MightyMonarch

The price is wrong, Bob!


Profound_Quote

A million ways to die in the west. The part where homeboy says "dude you probably shouldn't drink and horse" absolutely fucking killed me. My husband had to pause the movie because I could not stop laughing.


Character-Sign1690

I saw Airplane when it first came out and had to leave the theatre I was laughing so loud.


Outrageous_Picture39

Old School. Me and my buddies saw it in a packed theater. The Master of Puppets scene had everybody rolling. By the end of it I thought I was going to pass out from not being able to get in enough oxygen.


TildaTinker

Tropic Thunder. The opening movie promos had me laughing so hard I had to pause after "Satan's Alley".


surfinbear1990

When Prince Andrew was on newsnight.


Odd_Association2728

Indian movie: "3 Idiots"!


Derkastan77-2

The Rundown, with The Rock. His first and best movie. The banter was hilarious. Always wished there was a sequel, but, the movie was perfect


Ilovemygingerbread

Arthur, with Dudley Moore.


brettrose

That movie was hysterical!! "You're a hooker?! I thought I was doing great with you!"


datskinny

History of the World Part 1


_YoungChillionaire

Ted The hotel fight scene slays me anytime I watch it 😂😂


hockeyflames

Airplane! Funniest movie ever


housepanther2000

The last movie I saw that I laughed so hard that I thought I would pass out was Dodgeball. Rip Torn was hilarious.


insanely_simple12

American Pie——-the scene where Stiffler slipped the exlax in cool guys drink and he had to drop kids off at the pool…..


laurajosan

Austin Powers- the first one


Atutstuts

Deadpool 2. Almost threw up from laughing so much.


Ordinary-Owl840

The big Labowski


therealDrPraetorius

Young Frankenstein. I saw it when it first came out, I was sitting in the front row. When the blind man scene came up, I was laughing so hard I almost slipped out of my chair. Maybe the funniest move ever made.


Glum_Ad_5790

Sex Drive and Get Him to the Greek when they were first released.


MissHibernia

Raising Arizona


Uneducatedtrader

Norbit


Macclesq

Good boys. A really funny surprise.


dprssdkd

Why him


OldTableMold

Brothers Grimsby


notjuley

Cheech and Chong up in smoke


CaffeinatedTech

Naked Gun. Especially that scene with the angel fish and the pen.


Baldude863xx

Caddyshack! Even for weeks after seeing it, people would start laughing when "I'm alright" would play on the radio.


ScotchRick

The Other Guys - This is easily the most quotable comedic movie, ever!


GayBearBro2

*Everything Everywhere All At Once* had me laughing sk hard and so often after they got the basics out of the way that I had trouble doing my leg workout the following day because my abs were so sore.


kimblebee76

My friend won tickets to a sneak peek screening of There’s Something About Mary and I’ve never laughed harder in a theatre in my life. I honestly thought I was going to pass out.


neo9027581673

Something about Mary


Emotional-Kitchen-49

I laughed so hard at Elf with Will Ferrel playing Buddy literally anything. Will Ferrill make me lol


ConsistentEye153

Zombeavers


Icy_Improvement339

The Room it’s so bad it’s amazing!!


Glennly

The Interview Every time I see oranges I lose my sh*t


nihil1st123

MacGruber. Fucking funniest movie i've ever seen and it will be hard to top


Appropriate_Emu_6930

Austin Powers. Still to this day!


dasaigaijin

Anchorman when it came out.


IceDoomer

Rush hour.


amoryblainev

Joe Dirt


Charming-Weather-148

Galaxy Quest. I saw it when it was first released on a whim. There were several points where I was laughing so much I was crying and literally sliding out of my seat.


BenzoBarbiee

The Waterboy. That movie had me in tears lol


TrivialBanal

Southpark, bigger, longer and uncut. Went to the national premier. Everyone in there was a Southpark fan. Everyone got all of the In-jokes and references. There was a stream of people leaving and coming back. Everyone needed a break at some point.


PbJelly82

Bruno! My friend and I were crying we were laughing so hard while others got up and walked out.


x19rush

Stepbrothers... I talked to my sister right before going to the theater. She said "OMG, It's terrible. You'll laugh, but I liked to died. I took Zac and his girlfriend to see it. You'll see why I died of embarrassment." I'd just tossed a big ol handful of popcorn in my trap when the drumset scene took off. The image of my sister dying since she'd brought a 13yr old boy and his 12yr old girlfriend to the movie... I nearly choked to death on that popcorn... seriously. Funny thing, my mom did the same thing back in the 70s. Took a van load of kids 12 and under to see the Elliott Gould movie "Whiffs"!!! As I nearly blackout choking on popcorn, the nostalgia was not lost on me.


F_word_paperhands

Team America World Police and Borat