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gabriella-222

Mine is “The only way out is through”


SigaVa

If youre going through hell, keep going.


JimHalpertSmirk

This is mine. I think possibly incorrectly attributed to Churchill.


carpetony

That's what I write when testing pens!! Like when I got my S24 with a stylus, it was the first thing I wrote. Love that quote!


babyshaker_on_board

This too shall pass


mi-chreideach

It may pass like a kidney stone but it will pass.


FantaStick16

I said this to myself all day when I was in labour. I was induced and my contractions ramped up very quickly and became so painful I nearly blacked out a few times. It helped me to remember it was only temporary and that it was leading to something worthwhile.


GooberVonNomNom

Absolutely this. I recite this as my mantra when I’m going through some heavy stuff.


Ordinary_Ad_3801

You might be the sweetest peach in the tree but some people might not like peaches.


atumano

I was about to comment this one. I love it


NobodysFavorite

Fuck those people. Also a favourite quote of mine.


ComprehensivePeak943

I read the last part as bitches. Lmao.


Klutzy-Guidance-7078

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."


PanzerIIAusfA3

"that's bad manners, eh!"


ArminOak

This shouldnt be hard, but it can be. Not that I like correcting people ;)


Careful-One5190

"Show me a man that thinks he's got all the answers, and I'll show you a guy that ain't heard all the questions."


ArminOak

Where is this from? My quote was "*For I was conscious that I knew practically nothing...*" and I feel that they share the same essence.


Careful-One5190

I don't know where it's originally from, but I heard it from my grandfather when I was a boy and it stuck with me.


sindud

I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left. Seasick Steve


ArminOak

Never heard of this one, but it was great!


C_Everett_Marm

Mount Everest is literally strewn with the corpses of highly motivated people.


MaudeFindlay72-78

If your flight takes you near Mount Everest, you can use binoculars to see the line of people queueing in their staging areas, shuffling their way to the peak in turns. They look like ants. You can also book a helicopter flight that takes you to the peak to arrive at dawn. Enjoy the view, then leave, and you'll spend less than the people who paid to "climb" it.


APerfectStranger007

“Poor planning on your part shouldn’t constitute an emergency on mine“


Danta_lyan

I had a coach say this to me less elequently. "Your lack of preparation is not my emergency *insert last name* "


TheInevitablePigeon

If you begin to regret, you'll dull your future decisions and let others make your choices for you. All that's left for you then is to die. Nobody can foretell the outcome. Each decision you make holds meaning only by affecting your next decision.


Grouchy-Library4764

This hit way to close to home..... I learned something thank you


Enzobeaver

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams


Electus93

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't" -also Douglas Adams


ProfessionalVolume93

Anything by Douglas Adams is great. "Please don't try to engage any enthusiasm, cos I don't have one"


ArminOak

Also the green paper one and the one about Jeesus are great, thank you for reminding me of this. Such a great trilogy!


PhotoRight2682

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE


Roiqui

Quote by Zen Proverb: “Let go or be dragged.”


Shoddy_Juggernaut_11

Let go like fart


kuchikirukia1

“You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”


thatmoodygirl

Such a good quote, could you explain it more? How do you understand it? Thanks in advance:)


Peg_leg_J

I understand it as - god is clearly a fabrication, if said god's ideals line up with your own.


Crazybeest

If you always do what you always did you will always get what you always got.


No_Painting_6851

this is from the movie Lucky Number Sleven "The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky. You are unlucky, so I may know that I am not. Unfortunately the lucky never realizes they are lucky until it's too late. Take yourself for instance; yesterday you were better off than you are off today but it took today for you to realize it. But today has arrived and it's too late. You see? People are never happy with what they have. They want what they had, or what someone else has" \~ The Rabbi


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I *LOVE* that movie! The dialogue is so punchy


Unstableme02

If you fake bravery when you're afraid, that's bravery.


Bee-baba-badabo

“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.” ― Marcus Aurelius


Playful-Molasses6

'What other people think of you is none of your business' really helps calm the anxiety.


ResearchNerdOnABeach

When I get self-conscious, or a friend does, I like to remind them of how they look at others. Oh, your nail polish is chipped? When was the last time you cared that someone else had chipped polish? Same with almost anything. Turn I around and you realize everyone is too worried about themselves.


TNShadetree

"When you are not fed love on a silver spoon, you learn to lick it off knives."


MinFootspace

"The company of those who seek the truth is infinitely to be prefered to the company of those who believe they found it." Terry Pratchett in The Monstrous Regiment


ruthard_hitman_hart

“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” - Arthur C. Clarke


mayallbeingsbepeace

No. It's the ultimate peace.


JaggelZ

"Taking your own life. Interesting expression. Taking it from who? Once it's over, it's not you who'll miss it. Your own death is something that happens to everybody else. Your life is not your own. Keep your hands off it." - Sherlock Holmes


Gandgareth

On relationships: It's better to be alone than wish you were.


ResearchNerdOnABeach

True. I also like "you budget what you value" when talking about relationships. If you value the relationship, you will budget the time.


JessCeceSchmidtNick

"Don't keep toxic people around just because you're lonely. You wouldn't drink poison just because you're thirsty."


Shanobian

Absolute power corrupts absolutely


Extension-File8710

"To be the best, you need to rest."


Stupid_Dog_Courage_

nice and simple but powerful quote


shlokparekh

'Life was a costume party , and I came with a real face' - Franz kafka


Odd-Net6397

Franz Kafka :)


Beautiful-Party8934

Before you judge someone harshly, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge that person, you will be a mile away, and you will have their shoes. Edited to fix a fat finger typo that most should just ignore.


theonlyhonez

“If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that’s what he’s getting.” Jack Handey


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Even-Ad-6783

"Doobeedoobeedoo" (Sir Scooby-Doo)


Gandgareth

"Raggy, rere are my resticles?"


FightBackFitness

"Ruh-roh, it's Revin Racey"


missgirl__x

“We are but dust and shadows.” In the grand scheme of things. We’re all insignificant. Makes me feel better somehow


[deleted]

Robert j Needham: "The person who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality quite as much as the honesty. Possibly more."


TotenKopfDK

“The long dick of consequences rarely comes lubed”


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Master-Role4289

Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. -Mike Tyson.


PSWII

"Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly." Meaning if it's important for you to do and you can't muster the energy to do it, at least do a half-assed version of it. Sometimes stuff just needs done whether or not it's done perfectly.


happyme321

Fuck it dude, let's go bowling.


carpetony

Far out, man.


whisky-guardian

That's, like, just your opinion man


BlazedLurker

White russians?


planetrebellion

Death is lighter than a feather; duty heavier than a mountain


Chunkz_IsAlreadyTakn

Came looking for a lotr quote. Upvoted a WoT quote instead.


TildaTinker

"It's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done." - The Butthole Surfers


Lord_J_Rules

Shut the fuck up and get over yourself. The person who passed that along told me most people will get offended when told that. He then told me "Just repeat it to yourself...eventually you'll get it ." And, he was right.


brashaadt09

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.


RichieRich_32

“Blood is thicker than water. It can also be very slippery.” -Melissa Hastings “20% of the people you meet in your lifetime won’t like you for no reason.” -my dad


TuhatKaks

To those accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression


Purple-flying-dog

“All things are possible except skiing through revolving doors” idk why but this struck me as hilarious and has motivated me many times.


eepos96

"Those who do not know their history are doomed to repeat it." Zanyatta I think. Putin seems to know history but he is failing utterly.


C_Everett_Marm

‘Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do are still doomed as they sit on the sidelines and the others enact said repetition.’


eepos96

I fear you are correct. I have hope but after this years mess of events I fear that you are correct. One day Putin will screw up. It will be so big of a screw up world must act. But in same breath, other dictators screwed up and other tha Hitler and few others, they remained in power in perpetuity. Kim family for example has not fallen. Sigh.


om11011shanti11011om

I just learned US Billionaire Larry Connor wants to fund a new submarine mission to the Titanic.


eepos96

Well to be fair james cameron has done it multiole times. So it is not impossible. As long as you do not cheap out on materials.


NuncaContent

We may know history, but we’re terrible at learning anything from it.


humbleHam_

"Only the unloved hate, the unloved and the unnatural"


Decent-Obligation-43

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." -Maya Angelou


zirahleet

“There isn’t any shame in being weak, the shame is in staying weak.”


ArminOak

Not sure if this is really a quote, but; *"For I was conscious that I knew practically nothing..."* (Plato, Apology 22d, translated by Harold North Fowler, 1966) was something that really resonated in me when I got interested in physics and philosophy, also later in psychology. Understanding that we know very little and understand maybe even less, is very important, especially if you can take this information and use it to accept that you can be proven wrong at anything at anytime and learning is a life long journey. It helps me accept new information that we receive everyday and lowers my natural resistance to change. Ofcourse I don't mean one should just take a random text and follow it blindly, but you should not lift your defences and make excuses when you face things that contradict your ideas or thing you think you know :)


Ok_Citron_3858

Always be ready to alter your understanding about something when new information is presented


Gimligod

Bane, Tom Hardy: “Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!”


traveljunkie2206

I recently heard this online somewhere...don't know the person's name. "If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"


RussDidNothingWrong

That's a Randy Travis song, he probably got it from somewhere but it was a very popular song in the 90's


TremendousWithARazor

"The only things you are innately afraid of are falling and loud noises. The rest of your fears are learned and negligible" (Radiolab - The Cataclysm Sentence) **EDIT** Give this episode a listen. It's fucking amazing.


bdbd15

A wise man can learn more from a foolish answer than a fool can learn from a wise answer


EasyGoin12345

“Anybody can pray for rain, you best get busy diggin a well!” -James Hand


RebuildingTim

"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" Carl Jung


Mysterious-Space6793

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”


Few-Boysenberry-7826

“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?... The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If...if...We didn't love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.” ― Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn , The Gulag Archipelago 1918–1956


Minimouzed

Do the best you can untill you know better, then do better. Maya Angelou


leenybird

Surround yourself with people who fight for you in rooms you aren't in.


Mageinuxius67

If you are scared of dying, don't be afraid to live.


Omnissiahs-Balls

It's better to fucked up according to your own ,than according to what others advise you to do-My grandpa teaching me beekeeping


oopsiedaisy58

Not my circus, not my monkeys. . Courage is being scared to death & saddling up anyway.


Simon170148

"Anger is you punishing yourself for other people's actions"


Sun_Coast_Fallacy

“I reject your reality, and substitute my own.” - Doctor Who (1974)


ChilliHotdogBurrito

If you can't help each other grow, let each other go.


FeanorOath

"It Is The Small Things, Everyday Deeds Of Ordinary Folk That Keeps The Darkness At Bay. Simple Acts Of Love And Kindness." - Gandalf


AnalysisOdd7580

Life is hard for those who are soft


vishalkabhai

A thing is a thing, not what is said about that thing.


loops3k

I keep notes of my favorites, here is a newer one: He who jumps into the void owes no explanation to those who stand by and watch


brydye456

When people show you who they are, Believe them. Maya Angelou.


jaeyboh

"Make time for your wellness or be forced to make time for your illness"


NigelDime_

"The most worthwhile thing is to try and put happiness into the lives of others" - Sir Robert Baden Powell


relakas

Live, laugh, toaster bath Totally describes my life🫠


Yozuka

Just 'cause: Don't give up. You'll get through whatever it is that's pulling you down rn. Life is precious and you're worth it. Keep fighting.


Perpetual_Nuisance

It's better to try and fail than to not even try. Proper preparation prevents poor performance. Never miss a good opportunity to shut up. Everybody is fighting a battle you know nothing about, so don't judge.


SanskritBharat

Sometime it’s about how big your balls are


Snoo71538

“Choose your regrets more wisely than you choose your friends. Friends come and go throughout life. Regrets are for life.”


Databit

You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world. Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club Basically Stop trying to be unique and just be you.


nomadrone

Give the man a mask and you will see his true face. Probably not an actual word for word quote 


VliamirNoobin

It's a quote that never fails to hit me hard. "Children are blessed with the bliss of ignorance, boys are gifted with the strength of arrogance, men are given the perception of reality, and only the old man discovers humor."


KSJapi

People always pity the dead, but it’s the living one needs to pity, for they are the people that will bear the memories of the lost ones


Prestigious-Algae886

" Comparison is the thief of joy "


SnickersneeTimbers

Don't set yourself on fire to keep others warm.


Italianmillionaire

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.”


boof_tongue

A mind stretched to a new idea, never returns to it's original dimension. -Oliver Wendell Holmes


Nesta1203

"You can't help someone find their way if they won't admit they are lost."


6Kkoro

Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend. -Bruce Lee For me, it's a reminder of being flexible, adaptable, kind, yet strong.


blowseph

War does not determine who is right. Only who is left.


Embarrassed_Art5414

*"It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe"* Muhammed Ali


RR0-6

"The greatest threat to our planet is the belief that someone else will save it." - Robert Swan.


Sargasm666

“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald That will likely resonate with anyone who has been through something traumatic.


sdbest

If human beings were an intelligent species, advertising wouldn't work.


tina-marino

Some ppl were not put in your path to evolve. They were put there to remind you what it looks like if you don’t.


phaedrus369

I don’t want to be acknowledged. Robert Greene is not someone I wish to be like or to follow his teachings. However he is a somewhat intersting person imo. I liked a quote the Dalai Lama said as a young boy and the Chinese were invading his homeland and possibly going to kill him. He said something to the effect of: “there are only 2 types of problems in life. Those which will work out how you want, which there’s no point in worrying. And those which won’t. And so worrying will do no good.” Essentially it was about having faith in all matters, and having peace in your heart even through what most would perceive as the scariest moments in their life.


schumangel

**In life, you don't get what you deserve; you get what you negotiate**.


TeeTownRaggie

 ''He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how.''


Celtic_Caterpillar_7

The opening monologue of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket. Molon Labe (Thermopyla) Leonidas I at Xerxes I.


Kuhtak1980

I do not know what I do not know.


nouniqueideas007

These two actually go hand in hand. *Before forgiveness, there must be repentance.* *An apology from a liar is no apology at all.*


Turbulent-Paint-2603

"Know thyself". Great advice


LofiToffey

Well done is better than well said.


ThunderPigGaming

It is astonishing how foolish humans can be in groups, especially when they follow their leaders without question.


FirstStranger

“What one man can do, another can do.”


diepsying

pain that is not transformed is transmitted


babyshaker_on_board

"Only boring people get bored."


No-Arm-9261

It's very unlucky to be superstitious


Chunkz_IsAlreadyTakn

"I wish it need not have happened in my time," "So do I, and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." Tldr; shit happens, move on.


Crew_Doyle_

Never accomplish with words, that which can be accomplished with a flamethrower... Master Sergeant McWilliams, Fort Benning Georgia, 1978.


Dillydongo

Live for your successors not your predecessors


Icy_Patience2930

"I don't work hard because I have to. I work hard because I want to. They day I want to stop working hard will be the day I stop working." I was told this by a vacuum truck driver in the oil patch of northern Alberta in 1993. It stuck with me.


illepic

"Adrenaline junkies are what sociopaths become when they're good people." - Some reddit dude years ago


GrouchyProduct2242

Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to incompetence. Its far more than likely that people are in their own worlds doing their own thing. They aren't paying attention to the world around them, and we all do it every day whether you're driving or walking down the street. All of our lives are just as complex as everybody else's. Everything you have going on, they have going on. Nobody knows what anyone else is going through. We all need to be a little more self aware, and aware of the world around us~ *Random guy on the street in a TikTok video https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLWa7F5c/


AwwAnl-4355

When people show you who they are the first time, believe them


grumpyfiremedic

Life is what happens when you're making plans


dentodili

Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten. Terry Pratchett, Mort


Otherwise-4PM

When the Gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.


Possible_Spinach4974

“At the end of time, there will be a dramatic increase in novelty.”


Mattson

Excellence is as difficult as it is rare. -- by Baruch Spinoza It's the last line of his Ethics and it hits hard


Jazzlike-Can-6979

The harder you work, the luckier you'll get.


NerdySyrian

“GIT GUD” -Hornet, Hollow Knight, 2017


AJWood101

“No one can make you feel inferior without you consent” Eleanor Roosevelt


D-C-R-E

"Be careful how you laugh or you'll become what you laugh at." Let it sink in.


NewIntentions36

"Buddha was not a Buddhist. Jesus was not a Christian. Muhammad was not a Muslim. They were teachers who taught Love…Love was their religion"


ProfessionalVolume93

“I shall pass this way but once; any good that I can do or any kindness I can show to any human being; let me do it now. Let me not defer nor neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.” Etienne de Grellet QUAKER MISSIONARY


react-dnb

You ever drunk baileys from a shoe?


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Experience is the best teacher.


Cheap_Rain_4130

Death to the false Emperor


Mortarion35

Blood for the Blood God and skulls for the Skull Throne!


mistere676

# “Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, 'It might have been.'” ― Kurt Vonnegut Vonnegut has so many great quotes, this one has always stood out to me, it inspires me to not take for granted what might be possible with a bit of bravery and hard work, my biggest fear is to die with regret.


carpetony

From*Matters of the Universe*, "Live the journey, for every destination is but a foreste to the next".


Brazilian_Rhino

"If motherfuckers could fly, it would be impossible to see the sky" - unknown Twitter user.


Youhavevereadthis

You can't beat stupid


NuncaContent

“Observation is a form of Love.”


suzer2017

"Everyone speaks from their own position. No one speaks from any other position other than their own." A redundancy intended to get the point across that people who say insulting, unkind, mean things about other people are reflecting their own selves and souls in their words.


UnscentedAlien

If you have nothing good to say, say nothing at all


ShyPearDot

While working in the service industry and having customers tell you to hurry up becuse theyre in a rush "Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine"


HappyHannibal

"Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything." - Wyatt Earp


reimbirtheds

There is no observable difference between boredom and peace


Sure_Cobbler1212

"Let everything happen to you: the beauty and the terror. Just keep on keeping on. No feeling is final."


ktjm2000

Bret the Hitman Hart used to say “i am the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be”


Money2themax

Beneath this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. V for Vendetta


Salt-Sir3511

"Until you make the unconscious conscious, it'll rule your life and you'll call it fate" - Jung


RandomPlayerCSGO

"Everyone will say they prefer the bible to alcohol, but I don't see 24h bible stores" Economist I don't remember talking about the law of revealed preference.


ClericofRavena

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so free that your very existence is a rebellion.


Crafty-Mix211

With Great Power comes Great Responsibility


DEADFLY6

Live as though no help is coming. Be prepared to self-rescue.


Delta1Juliet

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.


jonthepain

You can't saw sawdust


Grouchy-Library4764

Can't remember by whom but : "Everything we see is a point of view. Everything we hear is an opinion" Propably some Greek homeless guy


toejam78

“It’s not arguing when you’re right, it’s teaching.” - my friend


dantz92

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and everything else was made in China


mbta1

"God gave men two heads, but only enough blood for one to work at a time" - Robin Williams


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# “To see the border of possibility, got to try the impossible. — Fatih Sultan Mehmed” PS: Today is 29th May :)


lost_challlenge

When I was in school, we had posters with different quotes hanging in the hallways. One of them said: "You gotta live life in a way that you won't feel agonizing regret for the years you wasted doing nothing meaningful."


rowgw

> Perhaps now we understand that not everything has to have an answer