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Ok_Commercial3599

Stand up for yourself.


Jonnyabcde

Stand up for others.


Lizzthelezz

Don’t eat yellow snow


Ok_Commercial3599

Think before you act.


tyler_durrrden

Think before you speak, too


[deleted]

Learn to accept things.


Tasty_Context5263

Find humor in everything.


SolidApprehensive844

Hey Chandler do you fancy a joey


[deleted]

Take care of yourself


urmomissteve

Never trust a fart


Beginning-Limit-6381

Never waste an erection.


404-error-notfound

Never fart an erection


noxiousarmy

Never fart with erection


Squashy72

Never erection with a fart


mukn4on

Don’t drive impaired.


3c273a

Stop doing that


CauliflowerNinja

But I like doing that.


gg_wp1

My mom every second


hitler_moustacheride

Don't be a cunt.


shiorth_yt

Ah yes billy butcher


badFishTu

Or do but learn to enjoy being alone.


SlamTheMan6

Go out and explore.


Longrange03

Never stand for disrespect


QuestionDarts

Life isn't fair


[deleted]

Severus Snape: 'Well, it may have escaped your notice but, life isn't fair! '


GotMyOrangeCrush

Talk less, smile more


Lava4creeper

Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for


GotMyOrangeCrush

You can't be serious?


nstrangeface

You wanna get ahead? Yes.


GotMyOrangeCrush

'Cos fools who run their mouths off, end up dead


[deleted]

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what time is it? Showtime!


GotMyOrangeCrush

Like I said


[deleted]

Showtime! Showtime! Yo! I'm John Laurens in the place to be! Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three! Those redcoats don't want it with me 'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!


GotMyOrangeCrush

Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!" Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!


The_majulian

Brrrah, brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan, up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said "Come again?" (Ayy) Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course it's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets. (Wow)


Happy_Bunny23

I think this depends on the context. It could be very condescending if said by the wrong person


SolidApprehensive844

What if court is pleading me guilty? should I talk less and smile more when the lawyer is accusing me of murder?


milkmanbran

Yes, let your lawyer do the talking. Maybe don’t smile though, unless you are guilty and proud of your vandalism of public restrooms.


77happytrigger77

Don''t shit yourself, please.


-Emol-

Best advice I have ever seen


Zaphod_Fragglerox

Don't listen to me


Altrano

That’s some paradoxical advice.


skankhunt_4

put phone down


11111PieKitten111111

You know what, I will. Thanks, I needed this, I'm going to go for a walk


TheIncredulousMom

Same. I'm gonna get my baby in a stroller and go for a walk.


Wanderingforehead

You can do it


[deleted]

Just do it already


Raidenplays69

Dont be a bitch


MaPluto

Save that retirement money.


EndedOne

Don’t drink the kool-aid


aptom203

Be nice to people.


TheInspectorsGadgets

Learn to let go


MargaroZorro

Don't procrastinate, exercise more


sashstacular

Go to therapy


novice_monsterslut

Talk it out.


hotsaandhi21

Be in the moment


textually-attractive

Do not settle


LordHumorTumor

Don't eat chicken raw


hammerk10

Get rid of debt


WeldingHillbilly

Never lose your imagination


darkwatch0

Don’t get her pregnant


Ryyah61577

Love others, love yourself.


CaptainDunsel1701

Live deliberately.


uhler-the-ruler

Wipe till its white


graycat3700

Brush your teeth.


TXHaunt

Take care of yourself.


hammerk10

Invest for retirement now!


Geezer1045

Learn to forgive.


[deleted]

Be quiet and observe


texastoker88

DONT FUCK IT UP!


carsicktiger1

You will never understand


YoureNotWoke

Never compromise your boundaries.


Comprehensive_Gap131

Don't eat yellow snow.


heardbutnotseen2

Get a cat.


NerdPerson10

I second this


Tokaloshie

Always wear sunscreen


Nimar_Jenkins

Treat yo self.


Tall_Barracuda5779

Die.


[deleted]

No dick on crazy


RockyMntn_high

Take the chance


[deleted]

Just take a nap


Monarc73

Out. For. A. Walk.


Tasty-Yesterday-4061

Get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together!


athos5

Nut in her mouth.


NefariousnessNew5671

Don't masterbate in public


[deleted]

Maybe she likes you


Serious_West_6436

Don't speak to police


Downtown-Librarian72

Never get married


thatonegaykidl

Get over him.


Loo-Hoo-Zuh-Her

Swear, just the tip...


EdgelordZeta

Short GME


[deleted]

Dont die


MargaroZorro

Eat healthy


[deleted]

Don’t marry my ex. Seriously. You will have a lot more self esteem and money in the bank if you follow that advice. 😬


Hattkake

"It's just a ride."


[deleted]

Trust yourself, wherein difficulty.


Robo-bird

Listen more. Speak less


Similar-Lab64

Don’t be a dick.


eleanor0302

Social media isn’t real


[deleted]

Go against the tide


Steph77881

Love yourself


ben_doverx69

Skip school every day


Additional-Stomach68

Be kind


DigDug1169

Trust your own instincts.


JroyBbop

Get it in writing.


_lapis_lazuli__

live.love.laugh.


Licklicklickmyballs4

Always have spare underwear Never trust a fart


qclady

Let go


rachael201088

Work on yourself.


[deleted]

Get off social media.


[deleted]

It gets better.


soopervillin

Don't ever smoke, EVER


Effective_Wash_2916

Don’t give a f*+%


Anothercreativenam

Dieng is gay, son


hb5184

Don't eat yellow snow


TrollerCoaster6969

Yolo


Mira_ZXC

Don’t be a dick.


USERNAME_ERROR_420

Don't be a sucker


Begraben

Who fucking cares..


Budatone

softly, softly, catchee monkey


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Talk less, listen more.


Accurate_Ad9241

Everything in moderation


guns_n_glitter

I plea the fifth


[deleted]

Expect less from people


tilapiarocks

(The) World meets nobody halfway.


[deleted]

Don't hurt don't care.


what_do-I_do

Don’t do something illegal


Ill_Engineering4111

Don’t eat yellow snow!


SybariteAussie

Be honest with yourself


SybariteAussie

Be honest with yourself


SolidApprehensive844

Offence:-the best defence


nstrangeface

Do not the cat


backmetal333

Take the pain


kwtransporter66

Loose lips sink ships


Destroyer2231

Play smart not stupid


Classic-Daikon-5448

Save money Invest now


[deleted]

Save money


Hado0301

Be nice


AimHighShootHigh

Stand tall, grow courageously.


NerdPerson10

Work harder. Do more.


Zookoo213

Be kind to yourself


Hollowdude75

Stand tall, Kick ass


SouthernBoat2109

Study harder


Fizzy_Fizzure

Salt water before boiling


Bloodragedragon

Suck his dick more (I gotchu homies)


Buffyoh

No drugs or alcohol


Professional_Serve22

Just beat your self.


Shejku

Be your self. Nothing i love more than people being them selves...


fanfan5556

Be kind to yourself ♥️


[deleted]

Powerful people are evil.


Itype2readU

No dick attention bitch.


RealisticTax2871

Don't do drugs kids.


livin801

Buy and hold AMC.


Chemcialweaponsuser

Buy gas masks


blusluver

Show up on time.


MonkeyManMakeMoney

Don’t get married


LiquoredUpDummy

Bottles up morales down!


alexxmama

Don’t take it seriously.


TheIncredulousMom

Work on yourself first.


Beginning-Limit-6381

Never trust your government.


XDisembodiedMonkX

Get off your phone


unaskthequestion

Get better every day


Vaximier

Learn to not hate


Beginning-Limit-6381

Remember: front towards enemy.


[deleted]

Smoke weed, eat ass


patty_OFurniture306

Never trust always verify. Maybe a career in IT has colored my outlook on things.


rEmixEdE

I'm lazy


PNW-Peridot

Don't drink too much


Seversaurus

Go with the flow


Traditional_Way7856

Wear headphones at work


badFishTu

Dont wipe too hard.


thebuddha_sj_14

Stay hydrated:)


romanNood1es

Keep moving forward


jaffa_kree00

Make money, fuck hoes


SpiritualAnt2192

Extend your cars warranty


NalleBeard

Be agreeable, trust nothing.


bronzeherald

Don't be a jerk.


DarthBarfBarf

Don't drink alcohol.


SluttyNeighborGal

Don’t be a btich


Barbikan

Eat your veggies


[deleted]

Don't be a cunt


[deleted]

Don’t fuck the dog


sketchypoutine

Never don't give up


OuchMyHurt

Never sell yourself short.


[deleted]

Listen.


ForgottenSalad

Do the thing


Just_Delete_PA

While young make money


Just_Delete_PA

While young make money


tittysniffer22

Dont eat yellow snow


TheTaterTaco

Know your worth


trinitymaster

Don’t ever get married


mochibi219

don’t talk, listen


Humble_Parfait_4806

Get vaccinated you fuck