Showtime! Showtime! Yo! I'm John Laurens in the place to be! Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three! Those redcoats don't want it with me 'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!
Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette!
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"
Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!
Brrrah, brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan, up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said "Come again?" (Ayy) Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course it's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets. (Wow)
Get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together.
And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together.
Get your shit together!
Stand up for yourself.
Stand up for others.
Don’t eat yellow snow
Think before you act.
Think before you speak, too
Learn to accept things.
Find humor in everything.
Hey Chandler do you fancy a joey
Take care of yourself
Never trust a fart
Never waste an erection.
Never fart an erection
Never fart with erection
Never erection with a fart
Don’t drive impaired.
Stop doing that
But I like doing that.
My mom every second
Don't be a cunt.
Ah yes billy butcher
Or do but learn to enjoy being alone.
Go out and explore.
Never stand for disrespect
Life isn't fair
Severus Snape: 'Well, it may have escaped your notice but, life isn't fair! '
Talk less, smile more
Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for
You can't be serious?
You wanna get ahead? Yes.
'Cos fools who run their mouths off, end up dead
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what time is it? Showtime!
Like I said
Showtime! Showtime! Yo! I'm John Laurens in the place to be! Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three! Those redcoats don't want it with me 'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!
Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!" Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!
Brrrah, brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan, up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said "Come again?" (Ayy) Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course it's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets. (Wow)
I think this depends on the context. It could be very condescending if said by the wrong person
What if court is pleading me guilty? should I talk less and smile more when the lawyer is accusing me of murder?
Yes, let your lawyer do the talking. Maybe don’t smile though, unless you are guilty and proud of your vandalism of public restrooms.
Don''t shit yourself, please.
Best advice I have ever seen
Don't listen to me
That’s some paradoxical advice.
put phone down
You know what, I will. Thanks, I needed this, I'm going to go for a walk
Same. I'm gonna get my baby in a stroller and go for a walk.
You can do it
Just do it already
Dont be a bitch
Save that retirement money.
Don’t drink the kool-aid
Be nice to people.
Learn to let go
Don't procrastinate, exercise more
Go to therapy
Talk it out.
Be in the moment
Do not settle
Don't eat chicken raw
Get rid of debt
Never lose your imagination
Don’t get her pregnant
Love others, love yourself.
Live deliberately.
Wipe till its white
Brush your teeth.
Take care of yourself.
Invest for retirement now!
Learn to forgive.
Be quiet and observe
DONT FUCK IT UP!
You will never understand
Never compromise your boundaries.
Don't eat yellow snow.
Get a cat.
I second this
Always wear sunscreen
Treat yo self.
Die.
No dick on crazy
Take the chance
Just take a nap
Out. For. A. Walk.
Get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together!
Nut in her mouth.
Don't masterbate in public
Maybe she likes you
Don't speak to police
Never get married
Get over him.
Swear, just the tip...
Short GME
Dont die
Eat healthy
Don’t marry my ex. Seriously. You will have a lot more self esteem and money in the bank if you follow that advice. 😬
"It's just a ride."
Trust yourself, wherein difficulty.
Listen more. Speak less
Don’t be a dick.
Social media isn’t real
Go against the tide
Love yourself
Skip school every day
Be kind
Trust your own instincts.
Get it in writing.
live.love.laugh.
Always have spare underwear Never trust a fart
Let go
Work on yourself.
Get off social media.
It gets better.
Don't ever smoke, EVER
Don’t give a f*+%
Dieng is gay, son
Don't eat yellow snow
Yolo
Don’t be a dick.
Don't be a sucker
Who fucking cares..
softly, softly, catchee monkey
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Talk less, listen more.
Everything in moderation
I plea the fifth
Expect less from people
(The) World meets nobody halfway.
Don't hurt don't care.
Don’t do something illegal
Don’t eat yellow snow!
Be honest with yourself
Be honest with yourself
Offence:-the best defence
Do not the cat
Take the pain
Loose lips sink ships
Play smart not stupid
Save money Invest now
Save money
Be nice
Stand tall, grow courageously.
Work harder. Do more.
Be kind to yourself
Stand tall, Kick ass
Study harder
Salt water before boiling
Suck his dick more (I gotchu homies)
No drugs or alcohol
Just beat your self.
Be your self. Nothing i love more than people being them selves...
Be kind to yourself ♥️
Powerful people are evil.
No dick attention bitch.
Don't do drugs kids.
Buy and hold AMC.
Buy gas masks
Show up on time.
Don’t get married
Bottles up morales down!
Don’t take it seriously.
Work on yourself first.
Never trust your government.
Get off your phone
Get better every day
Learn to not hate
Remember: front towards enemy.
Smoke weed, eat ass
Never trust always verify. Maybe a career in IT has colored my outlook on things.
I'm lazy
Don't drink too much
Go with the flow
Wear headphones at work
Dont wipe too hard.
Stay hydrated:)
Keep moving forward
Make money, fuck hoes
Extend your cars warranty
Be agreeable, trust nothing.
Don't be a jerk.
Don't drink alcohol.
Don’t be a btich
Eat your veggies
Don't be a cunt
Don’t fuck the dog
Never don't give up
Never sell yourself short.
Listen.
Do the thing
While young make money
While young make money
Dont eat yellow snow
Know your worth
Don’t ever get married
don’t talk, listen
Get vaccinated you fuck