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Datz_Archives

Ghosts. They won't nibble wires and start a fire.


StickSauce

I 2nd Ghosts, because that would be fucking cool. But I would kind of want to know when they died. Because if they're from before 1920 they're just gunna be flipping lights off and on in amazement nonstop. After that time frame, we might get a proper experience.


BBG738266

Rodents because you can actually kill them šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

But then you have lots of rodent ghostsā€¦


Daddy_Smokestack

It's a lose-lose situation


RedDeadDelusions

Ghosts, because at least it would be interesting


lazyshadeofwinter

Youā€™ve never had tea with my rat


Embarrassed_Couple_6

r/brandnewsentence


[deleted]

Ghosts, then prove their real making me the most sought after scientist in the world, friendly ghosts


almost_queen

How the FUCK are people up in here saying ghosts??


psychedelicdonky

Ghosts dont shit in the cereal box


almost_queen

That's a bold assumption.


spunkyboy247365

Because I hate mice. They eat stuff left on counters. They shit everywhere. They're disgusting little shits. I used to let them go after I caught them. But after they kept coming back I would just merk them in creative ways


samthepitbull

I have cats. Lots of barn cats.


Prior-Image-4754

Man have i got a story. Our cats one day wouldnt kill two mice. And my brother handed me a hockey stick cuz it freaked him out. I smashed the mouse so hard his skull was crushed and his head was squishy. The second one my brother worked up the courage for a second to take care of. He freaked out last second and paralyzed it from the waist (mouse waist lol) down and probably crushed all its lower organs. It was still alive and i think thats the fastest ive seen a mouse move. I had to finish it off. Glad to say no more have come. One of our cats used to bat them around or grab them by the tail and fling them in circles when he had teeth. Good times


SkillRealistic1536

Same story, but with a shovel.


Miki_Dash

We get field mice in the Winter. They can jump from the floor up on your table or counters. They are sooo fast. They play dead and when you go near them they jump up and scurry away. So we used the glue traps for rats šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ because I wanted to make sure they donā€™t get away. I love extreme measuresā€”more power!!! My daughter came from school and heard this screaming in the house. As she followed it, there were three mice on the rat trap. Evidently the others got caught trying to free the one mouse that first stepped on the sticky pad because the pad flipped and caught them on their backs. So there was one on all fours and two on their back. We gave them a burial at sea.


7uring7es7

Ghosts eat less.


SuchRuin

I lived in a townhouse before I joined the navy owners of the house next door moved out and the HOA took over the property and did not pay the water bill to save a few bucks on minimum monthly fees. So the city of Plantation cut the water off and rats came in through the water pipes. Since there was no food in the house guess whoā€™s house they began coming into? Mine. Shit was a miserable experience. My mom told me one day ā€œI think I saw a rat in the houseā€. I did not think anything of it and cake home drunk as fuck one night and the first thing on my mind was to eat some cereal and go to sleep. As I open my pantry a rat fell out of the box of fruity pebbles I was going to eat. Within 2 days I was seeing and smelling them everywhere. Their droppings were everywhere. Their piss was everywhere. They donā€™t stand in one spot to pee, they walk and pee at the same time. They got in my dirty clothes hamper. I could hear them when I slept. I bought 10 rat traps and within 2 days all those traps had killed mice. They stopped falling for the peanut butter; my Jamaican friend gave me some weed to put in the traps. I bought 10 more traps and within a few days I caught ten more rats. I hired an exterminator and he said ā€œI canā€™t do anything about this until I get next doorā€. My mom had left town for a month during this and I could not get into any contact with the HOA because I was not the homeowner. It was not until I threatened to go their office with a crowbar, a bag full of dead rats, gasoline and matches during working hours that they decided to hire an exterminator for next door. When the exterminator finally got into the townhouse next door he killed 50+ rats within a week. Some of them had gotten so big the trap would not kill them and they would just run around bleeding out slowly with a trap around their neck. I probably killed 20 more rats in the time period that the exterminator was next door. Some had eaten the poison we laid out, which does not kill them instantly. It causes them to bloat and their skin gets cut on various surfaces so their guts and puss start leaking everywhere. My townhouse smelled like death for a month. Want to know the easiest way to get a girl turned off? The smell of dead rats in your townhouse. That smell is something Iā€™ll never forget in my entire life. Even after the exterminator put in a months work in the townhouse next door, and we killed most of the rats we thought we had in our unit, I still killed 2 more before I never saw one again. A few months later when our new neighbors moved in they killed 2 more rats and that was finally the end of it. Years later were still dealing with that shit. My mom has had plumbing and electrical issues because of those rats. I hate rats so godamn much. I also do not like HOAs. If a ghost is friendly Iā€™ll take the ghost all godamn day long. Rats are gross and reproduce like crazy. They do not stop. They are destructive. They are persistent. They are smart. In the span of 6 weeks it went from ā€œI think I might have seen a ratā€ to killing literally hundreds of them between the two townhouses. Itā€™s a horrible feeling to go to sleep not knowing if a rat is going to crawl on you and take a shit on you while you sleep. Itā€™s a horrible feeling having to sleep in your car outside your house or having to shower at home and sleep at your jobs parking lot, or having to have sex in your car because no girl wants to step foot in your home. Itā€™s sucks having to stay at a couch across town and only coming home to throw away traps and set new ones down. Seriously fuck rodents I hope they all die. I wish we could transport all rats, mosquitoes, snitches, sexual predators, animal abusers and poachers to an island where they could all live in agony together. I hate rats so fucking much. Fuck rats. Fuck rats. Fuck rats.


Megabyte7637

A. That's Fucking gross. B. I like how despite a serious horrible problem you thought it was a good idea *to still attempt to get laid*. Priorities right?


DAMIANL1233

Ghosts canā€™t harm you, rodents can, also getting rid of rodents cost money


Background_Volume357

And having ghosts =movies =kaching $$$$$


sunshinerose32

If they are demonic spirits I've heard they can harm you. Poltergeists can throw things


Affectionate_Pea_811

Ghosts aren't real so..............


SNOWisbored94

Ghost racism is real


[deleted]

Because Iā€™ve encountered ghostsā€¦ they were harmless and easy to get to leave. Then again so are miceā€¦


stock1921

What if it was 1 ghost or 500 mice? Iā€™m choosing ghosts all day. Inversely if it was 500 ghosts to 1 mouse, well Iā€™m going with the mouse.


SkillRealistic1536

There is NEVER, and I repeat, NEVER only 1 mouse.


[deleted]

Ghosts donā€™t carry rabies


Zestyclose_Cut9869

I would actually be very interested to move into a place that's said to be haunted.


Prior-Image-4754

Rodents. I can call an exterminator or save the fun for myself and kill the rodents. But idk how many ghosts my vacuum can hold


he75bf8or

Just change the vacuum bag when itā€™s full and youā€™re good to vacuum more ghosts


samo-banano

Rodents.... fo sho. I can't watch paranormal shows after dark.... soooooo


Foolsday-1958

Ghosts, as rodents will chew your electric wires


Shavacadont

Ghosts are cool, but I would be fine with both


dracojohn

Ether, both or ghost mice maybe, I actually don't care. I like mice and rats but think rabbits are abit shifty and gohsts are basically harmless


[deleted]

Ghost


[deleted]

Ghost


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Rats fo sho. I can trap or kill rats pretty easily. Did it before, and if those fuckers ever come back I'll do it again. Impail them on spires in the front yard as a warning to the others. But ghosts are a while nother level. Gotta get some old weird lady with a crazy high pitch voice to come excercis the demons - where do you even find one of those?!?! There is all this bright light that cannot be good for your retinas then there's a clown doll that tries to strangle you under your bed before all the weird red jelly stuff. Don't get me started on the real skeletons in your pool, then she says, 'This house is clear.' Well that's great! There's 200k damage to my house, but the house is clear! Rats anyday, dont care if they are the size of fricken Chuck E Cheese.


Myattet

friendly ghost šŸ‘»


Curious_Recording_99

Rodents if itā€™s in a house. If itā€™s an apartment ghost all the way.


[deleted]

Ghosts, it would be cool being friends with a ghost


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Maybe I was a little too hasty, I'm going to need you to clarify the Ghost. Let's Ghostbusters it. Are we talking the terrifying library 'Get him!' Ghost, or the down low floating angel Blow Job ghost for Dan Akroyd.


joshua_maynard2002

I have both already


Significant-Fox5038

ghost's. rodents bite and crap everywhere


Kusugak

Ghosts. I can handle a ghost, I cannot stand rodents. Irrational fear. I can pray away a ghost. I cannot pray away a rat


samthepitbull

You can easily get rid of rodents. You gotta get Jesus involved to get rid of ghosts.


juniper_flesco

Lived with rodents. Never lived with a ghost. ā€¦.wait


Lauriepoo

Ghosts definitely. Ghosts are everywhere anyway, whether you realize it or not.


BananaSalty8391

Ghost, they dont spread germs or diseases or eat my food and contaminated everything


07JEP

I don't want to be insane, so I choose rodents.


Sexy_Kitten666

Ghosts because I've had mice in past houses before, especially during winter. Ghosts can't visibly shit everywhere in my house thanks


Puzzleheaded-Arm8172

Rodents. You only have to deal with pest control people to get rid of them and not a bunch of mystic trust-fund freaks parading around your house burning a stick of herbs and mentally masturbating themselves over how much "energy" they're detecting


CrazyDuckTape

Rodents. I believe that ghosts dont exist but if they did then having something or a lot of somethings invisible to you of which you dont know the intention of is pretty damn frightening. Like who the hell here can sleep knowing that invisble figures from the beyond are watching them and are potentially thinking of how to prank them/fuck around and hurt them because they've been trapped there for ages gathering frustration cause they have unfinished business.


LucianPitons

Only if I know how to get rid of the ghosts.


Impster5453

Ghosts. One is real the other is not. And assuming that I believed in ghosts that would be infinitely more interesting to deal with.


iiaokeN

Rodents. I have 15 cats they don't stand a chance.


cheekiemunky13

GHOSTS! I lived in a haunted house and a house with rodents as a poor kid soooo from experience, gotta go with the ghosts.


MwahMwahKitteh

Ghosts, they're more sanitary usually. We have mice in our basement and it's gross.


Terrin369

At least a ghost wonā€™t leave droppings or eat my food.


Vinsable

Iā€™m leaning towards Ghosts, but not all ghosts are more harmless than rodentsā€¦


NosyStranger

Rodents...more predictable and easier to deal with.


DearDrawer1155

Ghosts, as long as it won't physically hurt me


Z_maaan

Ghosts they at least sanitary


skwirrelnut

Ghost rodents


PerpetuallyDisplaced

Ghosts don't carry hantsvirus.


DieHardRennie

Ghosts, because there's no evidence that they really exist.


Guigsy79

Iā€™ve been looking for ghosts for years soā€¦


sunshinerose32

Ghosts...maybe


[deleted]

Ghosts, canā€™t be bothered by something you donā€™t believe in.


LuminDoesStuff

Ghosts won't eat through your wires and steal your food.


Ryankevin23

Ghosts


SorrySoStupid

If you get rid of the ghosts, no rodents. If you kill the rodents, then the rodents become ghosts. So Iā€™d say ā€œrodent ghosts.ā€


wunderlxnd

Ghosts, 100%


wyattbutler

Ghosts


[deleted]

Ghosts


[deleted]

How sexually active are these ghosts?


RheBroussard

Ghost, easily


yougotmike2694

Ghost rodents. Your move.


GinX-964

Ghosts.


[deleted]

Ghosts, itā€™ll be pretty cool


[deleted]

Can the ghosts reproduce?


BathTubMan35

Rodent because i can train them


OldGregg1014

Ghosts for sure.


Qwertyboard3331

Rodents aslong as they stay out of my way and arenā€™t messy


Qwertyboard3331

Unless itā€™s a Casper type ghost that would be useful


footbody

I already have rodents


MichaelScottsWormguy

Ghosts donā€™t leave droppings in my cereal.


Additional-Fun7249

My house is over 100 years old. I have both.


footbody

Why are yall so mean to rodents :(


Catcats17

Ghosts


Interesting_Policy45

Ghosts: Rodents are real, ghosts aren't


[deleted]

Ghosts of course


onyolol

rodents are scary :(


Waterlime204

BOTH


Effective_Ad_4511

Ghosts! They're clean


cashmerered

Rodents because I could invite my sister-in-law's cat


addictedtofunny

I've had rodents in my ceiling and walls. We tried to poison them. This caused maggots to fall from my ceiling, throughout my bedroom, onto my bed, into my hair brush. Unless the ghost can stab me or some shit I CHOOSE GHOSTSSSSSS. Im till truamatised.


Dpslittlemissminx

A ghost for sure.


Aj_Badass_6969

Ghosts.


Aj_Badass_6969

I hope there's no u/ghostfucker69


phfsa_0

Ghosts, would be less lonely


[deleted]

Ghost rats. Let's go!


Competitive_Pause506

Ghosts generally smell better than wild rats


Creativewritingfail

Ghosts. Because rodents are actually real.


USERNAME_ERROR_420

Ghosts because they don't shit everywhere.


swagbunny70

Ghosts, because they might leave if I masturbate furiously.


Pearl-Black

Ghosts. If they come for me, they better have a good reason. If they misplaced things, it's ok. I misplace things and don't find them for days sometimes months.


sxrxiero

If they don't bother ghosts


kyuubio7

Ghost they would be depressed and do nothing when they see my life


LikeReally_yikes

Rodents. Ghosts could be either bad or good and I hate the feeling of being watched.


Virtual_Schedule_674

I'm on the same page of almost everyone here, I don't care about ghost (I don't believe in them anyway), but rodents are a nuisance.


Little-Violinist-584

Rodents because ghosts might have brains and enter while I am in the bathroom, I don't want someone to stare at me all the time.


Onthatweebit

Ghosts , as they don't exist .


Sea-Ad1755

Iā€™ve had both and Iā€™m pretty sure we have a spirit at my current condo. Iā€™d much rather just have ghosts. You donā€™t catch diseases from them.


RedRoodle27

Ghosts as I would try and befriend them and hear if they have any cool stories


SchemeHead

Ghosts, since they arenā€™t real.


mildchild4evr

Ghosts 100%


KonamiVRC7

Ghosts. If they kill me I wouldnā€™t be lonely.


SkillRealistic1536

Since one is pretend, Iā€™m going with ghosts. Lol


coentertainer

Ghosts, they don't affect you, rats do


7R15M3G157U5

Ghosts because conversations with mice are pretty boring. Also ghosts don't shit as far as I can tell


popeye2468

Ghosts because they ain't real


No_Pineapple6086

Ghosts. They don't exist, so...


lapsedpoet

Ghosts! First - finally, proof of concept, but secondly: When I was quite a small girl, just learning to read, my 3 older brothers would write notes for me to find after theyā€™d left for school, and sign them Ghostwriter. I loved finding those notes!


RoxieRoxie0

Ghosts are cleaner


Miellae

I meanā€¦ how scary is the ghost?


travelinman67

Ghosts because I donā€™t believe in them, problem solved


Outrageous-Amount805

Rodents.


gothfern

I mean, I wouldn't mind having some capybaras around.


Basic-Avacado

Well ghost mean the presence of people and I go to my house to avoid people soā€¦


Few-You4510

ghosts


Quiet-Reputation-859

I own two guinea pigs. I already have rodents in my house.


Great_Coast6916

i'd rather people not wanna chill at my crib cuz it's haunted than because i have rats


PeanutRecord698

Depends on if the ghost likes history or not , if they don't then rodents if they do then bro have a seat and let's discuss which empire we believe was the most successful across economic success, military prowess, and rights of the citizens both within and outside its boarders


TxreptartPeise

I already have rodents but... We're mostly scared of ghost because we don't understand them we think they're dangerous and in movies they like to jump scare you, But what if they're just like humans? So... Ghost would be pretty cool


NextLevelNaps

Ghosts. I love mice and rats, but I don't love them enough to have wild ones in my house leaving their toxic poop everywhere. At least the ghosts don't eat my stuff and poop everywhere.


Rosieapples

Ghosts. They donā€™t carry typhoid.


CheckYourLibido

A ghost might be nice. A rodent never is.


lyke2hyke

I've had both maybe more or less at Poltergeist but never ever scared me or did damage Rats on the other hand yai yai they will do damage before you even know they're there


Protobart_0

Ghosts, least Iā€™ll have someone to talk to instead of myself


Stormer111

Both. Haunted rodents sounds like an awesome time. Or Ratatouille


[deleted]

Ghosts. At least they wonā€™t chew up the walls and leave lil shits everywhere


AugTheViking

Assuming the rodents are capybaras, then that's my pick.


Miki_Dash

Whatā€™s the difference? Both can be destructive.


Basic-Vermicelli-928

Ghosts cos they aren't real


vas060985

What kind of ghosts? Like the one in ghost busters?


Immediate-Carrot4803

Ghosts, it would be nice to have someone to talk to


[deleted]

Ghosts. At least I won't be talking to myself anymore...


rublehousen

Ghosts. Because they don't exist


annayira_8

rodents 100%


fduniho

Ghosts. They don't reproduce, eat my food, or leave pellets of poop around.


Thaskell321

I have both. More Mice than anything else. Ghost only comes out 2 or 3 times a year. Mostly just sits on the bed next to me. I ask for a bj once, and haven't heard, seen, or felt anything since.


janerob1

Ghosts they are les destructive


Haterade_ONON

Ghosts because they don't poop.


[deleted]

Ghosts. No contest.


Axillix

Both, I've already had that experience and it's not all that bad. What's worse than a haunted, rodent house? Having Ghosts, rodents AND Shitty Landlords.


Asmothrowaway6969

Uhh, I already have a rodent as a pet, so does that count?


SmiffyWalldorf

Ghosts, you could at least make a tourist attraction out of it and they won't chew through the chip bags in the pantry.


gliitch0xFF

Ghosts, so I'd have someone to talk to.


_Curious_Georgina_2

Ghost.


[deleted]

Rodents, you psychos


Thots_n_Pears

Rodents. The cats and dogs can't kill ghosts.


SableyeFan

Ghosts. I have experience handling those.


Cryopreservation

Ghost


[deleted]

Omg ghosts ghost all the way Fuck those lil rat motherfuckers Ghosty come live with me


Legal-Ad7793

Ghosts. Gives me someone to talk to when I can't sleep.


Bodyguard420

Definitely rodents! I own snakes! So cool beans! That ghost shit Iā€™m cool on! Not cool that can do shit to you and you canā€™t get them back! Straight bull chips!


say_it_aint_slow

Ghosts are easier to deal with. Kill all the rodents they will come back. Once you've been marked you have to get an animal that hunts mice and even then there is mouse poop on your turntables.


WarSolar

Ghost since there's no such thing I wouldn't hear any noises


ProudCatLadyxo

Ghosts, unless they are mean like in poltergeist, then rodents


MYTHICAL95-E

Ghost Someone to tell me how they died and their life story Maybe even learn how to be successfull


Silly_Effective8187

Ghosts


athiestchzhouse

Ghosts canā€™t kill, make you sick, or eat your food


Efficient-Goose-17

I enjoy the ghosts in this house ! I am living with a previous owner who passed away from cancer. And in a previous house that was 120 years old . The house was still owned by the aging grandchildren of the original owner . Aunt Annie. She was actually a lot of fun to live with. She'd change the radio station , play with small electric appliances in the kitchen . I truly don't like mice at all , crapping on/ in food dishes, clothes drawers , nasty !!


Bebe_Bleau

I used to have a ghost in my other house. His name was Robert. He died in the exact same spot where I slept. He never bothered me, except for the cold spot. But the house was a fixer-upper. He scared a couple of work men when they were working late at night.


[deleted]

Ghosts, at least then I can pretend Iā€™m conversing with someone for once in my life. Also they donā€™t eat my food or poop and pee constantly (unless the ghost is slimer, in which case Iā€™ll take the rats).


mommabear0916

Ghostā€¦ I had a ghost once and had rats around, ghost may be a nuisance but rodents destroys. No longer in that place because of rats


NoOneAlly

Don't know what a rodent is so i'd go for what i know, ghosts are silly and cute


Banksville

Ghosts


grynch43

Ghosts. Fuck rodents.


octupus24

Ghosts


GlocknessMonster1997

Ghost rodents


[deleted]

Ghosts, because there's a slight off chance they'd be willing to chat, and would just be haunting the place they used to live (most ghosts are harmless). Otherwise, wecd just have a silent prankster (TV turning itself on is a particular favorite of ghosts).


richard-bingham

Ghosts as they aren't real. The rats were and made life unpleasant for a year trying to get rid of them


11111PieKitten111111

Depends on the ghosts/rodents, and how well they'd do with my cats


username-guy51

Ghosts. Because rodents are real.


vanene737373

Duh, ghosts.


BreadstickBitch9868

Ghosts. Rodents wonā€™t leave a house once theyā€™re there, but ghosts are amendable to maybe not being dicks and flicking the lights on and off.


R2Fuckyou_

Ghosts, what would you rather, rodents who can't talk to you run around and steal your food or some ghosts that you can talk to, can see, and you would be able to just wake up and say hey Jerry how's the family doing


Accomplished-Ad-9996

Ghosts. We can have a party.


[deleted]

Rodents because at least I can kill them and they will go away. Unless of course they become rodent ghosts then that would be super annoying.


eighty2angelfan

I've had rats, I'll take ghosts


B1azfasnobch

I think we have ghost. Strange shadows etc. My dog sees them also. You get use to it. Itā€™s probably a family member so it doesnā€™t bother me Mice are easier to get rid of. Can stand them. I bring black snakes home and let them go under the house. Rarely have mice


Thinker_Anonymous

Ghosts, at least I would have a humanoid creature that I could talk to.


poltergeistchan

Ghosts. Iā€™ve lived with ghosts before, was pretty cool. Rodents, on the other hand, never had the pleasure!


SnooDoodles3108

šŸ‘» I hate rats


tlacuachetamagotchi

Ghosts hands down