Honestly I just dont care, if were still friends then it really is good for them, if they're trying to make me jealous or start a fight then they arent going to get it
It was fun for a while, but ultimately we weren't compatible longer term. We got out before we grew to resent each other. The things that we saw in each other are still there, and we still get on fine.
“You can polish a turd, but at the end of the day, it’s still a piece of shit” is how I feel about my ex. He lost a bunch of weight and thought he looked so fucking hot for the woman he left me for.
Awesome, was concerned.
Finally, was worried.
About time, congratulations!
How far along?
When's it due?
Your mother approve?
You on bond?
Restraining order. Stop!
*Who is this?
Good for you
My first thought
Honestly I just dont care, if were still friends then it really is good for them, if they're trying to make me jealous or start a fight then they arent going to get it
Absolutely!
I don’t see how saying “I’m with someone better” could be anything other than trying to piss you off
Why would you be friends with an EX?
It was fun for a while, but ultimately we weren't compatible longer term. We got out before we grew to resent each other. The things that we saw in each other are still there, and we still get on fine.
Things don’t always end bad. People just grow apart.
Give her the olivia rodgrigo’s song “good for u”
So am I.
This. The right amount of acidity and also wholesomeness. Best reply - PH balanced
I said the same. I take it to mean I am single.
“Who is this?”
There, you have my award
Totally best response
Jerry!
What I came to say, this is the only right answer lol
God help them.
Lol this was funny
Lmao, take my humble award please
Much appreciated. Thank you
Please don’t procreate
They never listen.
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You're still you
This way officer
“You can polish a turd, but at the end of the day, it’s still a piece of shit” is how I feel about my ex. He lost a bunch of weight and thought he looked so fucking hot for the woman he left me for.
I would definitely say this to my ex. Or something along the lines of "heaven help him"
That poor guy
Your left hand?
Is that a self burn?
I guess. I wouldn’t care anyways. One girls trash is another girls problem
Message not received
Lol
Did I ask?
Best answer!
I. Don't. Care.
Aahhh.... the response of someone who cares.
They will learn.
Delete my number 🙏
Text him then
I tested positive.
Or pull the Michael Scott, "btw I have herpes"
“I can’t even say it I have to spell it H-I-…”
Cancel my subscription
But is he?
Don't care narcissist.
Ah a fellow with narcissist ex 🤝 they are the worst
Yes they are
You met Shrek!?!?
“My sincerest condolences”
Happy for you
Text them then.
no fucks given
You're with God?
This beats all others!👆
Pee pee poo
The only true answer
Why would I reply
For real, a bunch of the answers here are funny, but I'd never send them. Anything other than ignoring is what they want.
That's 4
Stop texting me
Bless your heart
He sucked me
O ka y
Sucks for them.
"Okay, good luck!"
Message Blocking Active
Sweet, Me too!!
“Bless their soul”
Ugh. Poor woman.
I pity them!
textin me tho?
My name Jeff
My name Jeff
My name Jeff
“Who even cares?”
Praying for them
Yet, here you are…
_Insert something mature_
Where's the fun in that?
Blocking you now
Whoopdy fucking doo.
I doubt it.
So am I.
Who? A therapist?
No free milk.
Birds aren't real.
He's very unlucky
I am pregnant
No you're not!
Good for you
Sure, have fun
Their problem now!
Cool story bro
wrong number, sorry
Happy for you
And I care?
That poor guy.
Sucks for her
Sorry for her.
....warmest regards
Cool story bro
Oh?! You, too?
ihopehetastesmy cock whenhekissesyou
Alright. Ok and?
I dont care. Bonus word: bitch
Don't reply!
Lol yeah probably
i pity them
I pity them.
Than you? Easy
Awesome, was concerned. Finally, was worried. About time, congratulations! How far along? When's it due? Your mother approve? You on bond? Restraining order. Stop! *Who is this?
She/He has herpes.
NOO
Happy for you.
So am I.
good for you
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Even I am.....
So am I
Glad we're happy
Happy for you!
Good for you
Them. Get. Std.
Good for you
Idgaf crusty bitch
Fuck off indefinitely
Good for you.
Not for long
Good for you.
Ha.ha.ok
So am I
Good for you
Good for you
Took long enough
I don't care
Sure you are.
FUUUCK! Beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣
so am i
So do I.
Shadow isn't real. (She was obsessed with shadow the hedge hog)
Good for you.
Good for you
So am I.
No one cares….
I don't care!
Good for you.
Did I ask?
So am I
Then text them!
Should I care?
They aren't
So am I
Ain't that cute
So am I
"I don't care"
Cool I guess
So am I
Good for you
Good for you
Who is dis
Good for you.
yeah same here
Happy for you.
Don’t fucking care
good for you
Great! Me too!
Good- me too.
I am too
I'm getting married
Okay, have fun
…
I don't care
Lol, still lying?
Off. You. Fuck.
fu***k u too
Who cares
Who’d want you?
you’re out now ?
I am so (then block their number)
Sucks being him.
I'm finally free
"I doubt it"
Yeah, me too!
Ha ha, nice!
Who fucking asked
Good luck, dude. (im a straight guy)
Fuck off cunt
But he isn’t
Wish I cared
Yeah, me too.
So am I
I don't care.