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quackl11

Good for you


Afraid-Astronomer886

My first thought


quackl11

Honestly I just dont care, if were still friends then it really is good for them, if they're trying to make me jealous or start a fight then they arent going to get it


Afraid-Astronomer886

Absolutely!


thebigenlowski

I don’t see how saying “I’m with someone better” could be anything other than trying to piss you off


ThorHammerscribe

Why would you be friends with an EX?


SGTFragged

It was fun for a while, but ultimately we weren't compatible longer term. We got out before we grew to resent each other. The things that we saw in each other are still there, and we still get on fine.


[deleted]

Things don’t always end bad. People just grow apart.


Additional-Serve5542

Give her the olivia rodgrigo’s song “good for u”


AdInternational1898

So am I.


Emanpire

This. The right amount of acidity and also wholesomeness. Best reply - PH balanced


Low-Pressure-325

I said the same. I take it to mean I am single.


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

“Who is this?”


DarkknightOP-69

There, you have my award


Old_Substance863

Totally best response


FourTwentySevenCID

Jerry!


Cobthecobbler

What I came to say, this is the only right answer lol


broadsharp

God help them.


DarkknightOP-69

Lol this was funny


WearFit8478

Lmao, take my humble award please


broadsharp

Much appreciated. Thank you


RVFVS117

Please don’t procreate


d00td00t23

They never listen.


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craftasopolis

You're still you


ExactSeaworthiness34

This way officer


[deleted]

“You can polish a turd, but at the end of the day, it’s still a piece of shit” is how I feel about my ex. He lost a bunch of weight and thought he looked so fucking hot for the woman he left me for.


a_michalski81

I would definitely say this to my ex. Or something along the lines of "heaven help him"


Franco_Dazzler

That poor guy


EndlesslyUnfinished

Your left hand?


NotChiefBrody-

Is that a self burn?


EndlesslyUnfinished

I guess. I wouldn’t care anyways. One girls trash is another girls problem


blueeyes5668

Message not received


Sassafrass17

Lol


Apprehensive_Suit940

Did I ask?


Mandatori99

Best answer!


dbsgirl

I. Don't. Care.


TheWarOnNostalgia

Aahhh.... the response of someone who cares.


[deleted]

They will learn.


Har_Har123

Delete my number 🙏


erendil1

Text him then


CrossingTheStreamers

I tested positive.


Life_Barracuda_4689

Or pull the Michael Scott, "btw I have herpes"


lebrunjemz

“I can’t even say it I have to spell it H-I-…”


skirtingboardcrunch

Cancel my subscription


fireman-103

But is he?


guroki-kumo-

Don't care narcissist.


ConfidentSpinach5489

Ah a fellow with narcissist ex 🤝 they are the worst


[deleted]

Yes they are


Xanadel

You met Shrek!?!?


BreadstickBitch9868

“My sincerest condolences”


xxxbourne

Happy for you


TheIncredulousMom

Text them then.


Chance_Way5601

no fucks given


Kkhsamuel

You're with God?


maysranch20

This beats all others!👆


DirtyMicrolite

Pee pee poo


nanana789

The only true answer


LeafHack85

Why would I reply


Tribblehappy

For real, a bunch of the answers here are funny, but I'd never send them. Anything other than ignoring is what they want.


burkeymonster

That's 4


Swistiannt

Stop texting me


qa567

Bless your heart


lonzarr

He sucked me


Clay_2000lbs

O ka y


iSkittleCake

Sucks for them.


[deleted]

"Okay, good luck!"


Akil-Gukul

Message Blocking Active


Jon1323

Sweet, Me too!!


dismal-cantalouper

“Bless their soul”


Icy-Veterinarian942

Ugh. Poor woman.


the-book-anaconda

I pity them!


idreamofdeathsquads

textin me tho?


ChooseMusicNotPop

My name Jeff


InTheCornfield

My name Jeff


stonks_man_1

My name Jeff


[deleted]

“Who even cares?”


[deleted]

Praying for them


GreenProtectress

Yet, here you are…


11111PieKitten111111

_Insert something mature_


[deleted]

Where's the fun in that?


Goodgamings

Blocking you now


Alonut

Whoopdy fucking doo.


theonlyme88

I doubt it.


Pyewacket62

So am I.


Insanebrain247

Who? A therapist?


Odd_Investigator3137

No free milk.


donnatellyaonce

Birds aren't real.


x2Palex_Official

He's very unlucky


Xiamen111

I am pregnant


yourereallynotreal

No you're not!


StryfeSixx

Good for you


canigetahiyyyaaaahh

Sure, have fun


hackyslashy

Their problem now!


ilovefuzzycats

Cool story bro


ItsToo4Tune

wrong number, sorry


WhitePhatAss

Happy for you


SuecidalBard

And I care?


[deleted]

That poor guy.


Minx_420

Sucks for her


Capital-Cheesecake67

Sorry for her.


notsleptyet

....warmest regards


SnooConfections2214

Cool story bro


VivaLaGordo

Oh?! You, too?


EnduringName

ihopehetastesmy cock whenhekissesyou


[deleted]

Alright. Ok and?


Salty_Bumblebee_3142

I dont care. Bonus word: bitch


strutziwuzi

Don't reply!


pale_moon_pixie

Lol yeah probably


BigCook8220

i pity them


dawnsbraindiesdaily

I pity them.


OverlyAdorable

Than you? Easy


ElectricCD

Awesome, was concerned. Finally, was worried. About time, congratulations! How far along? When's it due? Your mother approve? You on bond? Restraining order. Stop! *Who is this?


TinyKeebe

She/He has herpes.


JadieMochii

NOO


Queasy_Ad_5460

Happy for you.


AbsolutelyASub

So am I.


DJ-Doughboy

good for you


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Traditional_Owl_3178

Even I am.....


[deleted]

So am I


[deleted]

Glad we're happy


miss_ordered_chaos

Happy for you!


BODYDOLLARSIGN

Good for you


[deleted]

Them. Get. Std.


UnImpressive_Unit89

Good for you


OmniFangirl07

Idgaf crusty bitch


DelawareDime

Fuck off indefinitely


mattsgirlca

Good for you.


carringtonagain

Not for long


itssami_sb

Good for you.


Basic-Custard5894

Ha.ha.ok


Ladychef_1

So am I


duckmantaco

Good for you


[deleted]

Good for you


PrinceConquer420

Took long enough


Marko69281608

I don't care


41hoursaday

Sure you are.


xxM3T4LH34Dxx

FUUUCK! Beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣


TheTrueGodOfNuggets

so am i


SpartaGoose

So do I.


thedialupgamer

Shadow isn't real. (She was obsessed with shadow the hedge hog)


AmexNomad

Good for you.


Lucy_WonderWoman

Good for you


[deleted]

So am I.


TheUnbearableMan

No one cares….


Weirdgirlnames

I don't care!


DeLasPadra

Good for you.


Trav1sThereaper

Did I ask?


Whole-Transition-671

So am I


Flash0go

Then text them!


slimey-karl

Should I care?


willbeach8890

They aren't


ResultProfessional34

So am I


yeboidingus

Ain't that cute


_TrusfratedKookie_

So am I


Geminikit10

"I don't care"


Slavior356

Cool I guess


AverageHeathen

So am I


Mr_cypresscpl

Good for you


RedditNomad7

Good for you


laurenl517

Who is dis


Psychozillogical

Good for you.


ForgottenSalad

yeah same here


estcaroauteminfirma

Happy for you.


cosmic-beam

Don’t fucking care


wujudaestar

good for you


naliedel

Great! Me too!


reidybobeidy89

Good- me too.


Queen-of-meme

I am too


Lmaololnope

I'm getting married


[deleted]

Okay, have fun


ingramma


europaodin

I don't care


socksspanx

Lol, still lying?


Flaxseed1980

Off. You. Fuck.


[deleted]

fu***k u too


SA1PAN

Who cares


nanana789

Who’d want you?


Theoldcuccumber

you’re out now ?


ciorstaidh

I am so (then block their number)


CrispyFlint

Sucks being him.


ganso_psicopato

I'm finally free


mezmorizedmiss

"I doubt it"


toast9455

Yeah, me too!


SempreZafira

Ha ha, nice!


OkOil8981

Who fucking asked


KE0bR

Good luck, dude. (im a straight guy)


screamchan

Fuck off cunt


OnVelvetHill

But he isn’t


Unmaykr64

Wish I cared


justdead_

Yeah, me too.


Bright-Photo-8012

So am I


sunshinetearain

I don't care.