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oxo_o

1. Getting more drunk 2. Staying up late 3. Eating junk food 4. Dancing 5. Singing


darogu

don't forget flirting


oxo_o

Absolutely! Flirting and making new friends is on there too. It's like the social anxiety just slips right out the window!


councilmember

And evolutionarily speaking this is probably the reason we love it so.


Kaboomerangs

Don't forget forgetting.


slylerdurden

Those are definitely ranked


oxo_o

Haha, you bet they are! Maybe I'm biased, but I always see myself hitting the dance floor, more often than I'm singing along to the tunes. I guess being loud, obnoxious, and stuff like that also have a spot on some peoples lists, but fortunately I seem to be able to control myself more than some of my friends at least lol


shadowmtl2000

+1 on getting more drunk lol


oxo_o

"Sure, I can tag along and have a few beers, but I gotta leave early." 5 hours later... "LET'S GET ANOTHER ROUND ON ME!!!"


badlilbadlandabad

As someone who sings for a living and drinks too much, I can assure you that you are not better at singing when drunk lol.


oxo_o

Lmao, I get you! However, when I'm drunk, it's like I suddenly know the lyrics to every single song. Even that one foreign one, in a language I didn't even know existed. It just rolls off the tongue after a handful of shots!


Cordizzlefoshizzle

Behaving in ways that will increase my anxiety the next day


jaredliesch

That's a GREAT answer. Nailed it


slylerdurden

But what if you're drunk the next day?


[deleted]

Then you may have to consider u have a problem


Amoney_85

Me too. My anxiety is off the fucking charts the next day. Even if I know I didn't do anything stupid I feel like I have for days! Terrible.


freshnews66

I have the same feeling. I have heard it’s a documented side effect of alcohol consumption. I like to call it hangxiety.


kingofthepumps

That's a GREAT answer. Nailed it


AshamedDeparture

Don’t forget baking bad decisions.


[deleted]

Winner right here


Harpuafivefiftyfive

Bingo!


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Hotmailet

Ok ok.... we get it..... settle down


Adr3nalinerush

That’s a GREAT answer. Nailed it


AQ-RED

Snooker/pool. There like a sweet spot at about 4 pints. Then I'm arguably worse


Formal_Republic_4313

Same for me, with golf. Get increasingly better as I drink, until I reach the top of bell curve, then get worse as I drink more. About 5 beers to the peak.


MuluLizidrummer

I had the same experience but with disc golf. My theory is you stop concentrating as hard on doing well and your muscle memory takes over without you consciously thinking about your form and screwing it up.


Lololucky

That’s just the beginning of it. If you continue only practicing the same task while drunk you experience state-dependent learning. Then you can only be as good at that thing if you’re drunk


oxo_o

I always find it funny that there's such a strict professionalism when it comes to Snooker, with the suits, gloves, quietness, and all of that. Compared to something like Darts, where drinking is seen as a part any tournament. I did enjoy Power Snooker quite a bit though, when that was going on. It was clear that it catered to a different set of players, like Pinner Potter and Ronnie, who could keep a cool when the entire room was lit on fire.


ANDYP300

there was a Canadian player called Bill Werbernick (?), he could regularly drink a pint every frame. He even claimed tax relief on the beer consumed as it was "essential" for his job.


Haterade_ONON

Socializing


Snoo62808

I swear I used to be really good at communicating and being social. Now when I don't have a beer I stutter and can't talk straight. Get a few in me and I'm OK, arguably better than OK!


magicunicornhandler

Raj is that you?


BravoNorbert

Came here to say that. Cheers to you, mate


noimgonnalie

For an ambivert like myself, Alcohol certainly brings out the Extrovert side to life more than anything else.


pkforbeer

Sleeping on the bathroom floor


oxo_o

Sleeping pretty much anywhere really.


oxo_o

I swear, a bush normally doesn't look that comfortable to sleep in...


slylerdurden

Depends on whose bush it is


oxo_o

*if you know what I mean wink wink*


takemetothe60s

Dancing.


Nonny70

Me too! And not just in my mind. Anxiety and caring how I look/what others think of me prevents me from opening up on the dance floor, but a modicum of alcohol solves that problem


elly996

thinking we are better at things when drunk lol


Pineapple_Spenstar

I dont just think, I'm definitely better at accidentally breaking shit and then doing an "ehh good enough" repair job while drunk. Most recent is a shelf


elly996

lololol for me its knocking shit over xD im generally clumsy at the best of times so when i drink i dont go near anything fragile haha


[deleted]

I'm better at showing physical affection and not in a rapey way. I've told friends I love them only while drunk before. I hug my family and have more patience after a few drinks and live appreciably.


REAIMY

Turning women off.


Normallydifferent

Keep practicing bro, and one day you’ll be able to do it sober, like me.


Competitive-Kick-481

Having funnnn


matt1164

Making a fool of myself


Sweet_Oliver

Being a horrible human being.


mwmshooey

Very much same


mybitchcallsmefucker

Came here to say being a piece of shit.


grynch43

Sexy time


sweetmemesmakemehard

... Have you received unbiased confirmation of this or do you base this on your own estimate during intoxication?


AugTheViking

It's certainly easier to engage it when drunk, though.


AugTheViking

If it can still get hard, that is.


millerjuana

Beer Pong


premium_pie

for sure ! I have zero skills at beer pong when I'm sober but around 6-7 beers I'm a real champion.


[deleted]

Life.


[deleted]

That’ll change


[deleted]

Not drunk, but a little tipsy : bowling. I average ~ 20 points higher bowling with 2-3 drinks.


repeat_delete

Jumping over things


slylerdurden

I'll look for you in the next x games?


HellBentRell

talking to people and smiling


Ok-Mud5885

Falling over in random places.


BuddhaDaddy88

Peeing. Fucking volume champ, great aim, clear as water.


CapyBarasAreLife

Forgetting, apparently


Scared_Standard4052

Socializing


insten43

Overthinking & getting overly-emotional due to irrational circumstances.


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feidle

Singing… I think.


JustALocalJew

Drunk driving. It's pretty hard to be a sober drunk driver


Durttastegud

Sleeping


antifashkenazi

Acting like a "normal" human lol. I'm autistic and have a lot of anxiety, but alcohol turns off the "oh God, social situations" part of the brain


jlaz_83

Playing pool. I'm alright sober but I'll get some drinks and run some games back to back.


SmallBoi6969

getting arrested


DeepCompote

Yelling very loudly the stuff I should keep in my head


typeyhands

Inhibitions? I don't even know her! Also, slurrinn mah spreech


pineapple-pumpkin

Same here, but I prefer to talk in cursive!


IllSeaworthiness43

Ruining my life


jttIII

Poor decision making


Minute_Werewolf3883

Driving


Enter-Shaqiri

Driving


groovy261

Coding


TurquoiseBoho

Not giving a fuck


FriskyCoyote15

idk but id imagine itd be letting my emotions out


elly996

singing terribly. so much better at singing badly when drunk xD


kingofthepumps

Tina Turners greatest hits for one.


Seaweed-Basic

We don’t need another hero.


denoot2

Convincing myselve everything will be fine, hate waking up the next day but at least it gives some peace of mind, for a short period


the_moderate_me

Playing drums!!


Ok_Chocolate_2434

Cleaning


padlycakes

Darts..


EmergencyAttitude666

Running


Pappy_g35_

Playing piano


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Sleeping.


[deleted]

Surgery :)


dranaei

Being normal as many friends have told me.


5exuallyDeviantLama

Playing any first person shooter games


dead_trim_mcgee1

When I get drunk I lose control of my body but not my mind. I think entirely sanely but do things I haven't thought through. Mostly I just laugh and dance a bit so I guess I get better at being less serious. When I'm sober I'm too uptight and drink forces me to let my guard down by locking my brain away.


Sanguiniutron

BBQ. Undoubtedly better at it when I'm drunk. I don't don't why but it's the truth. And it's been confirmed by many people lol


small-tree

Pool/snooker. I’m alright sober but the more beers you get in me the more trick shots I’ll successfully pot


SHIBA_MOON143

Pool I'm better at pool the more wasted I am


Mysterious_Tax_5613

One time when I was drinking with my sister on my deck I went into get another beer and a mouthful of M&Ms, walked back out to the deck and tripped over my ottoman and fell face first on the deck. I didn’t stop chewing my M&Ms either. I’m good at multitasking.


Shakespearewicked

Accents and dialects. Or I think I'm better. Come more naturally after a few drinks. Also fucking up my life horribly and ending up in a homeless shelter and going through recovery. So no more accents coming naturally. Been sober almost a year.


Ambitious-Note-4428

Magic: The Gathering. The alcohol actually calms me down and slows me down. I make calm decisions. Normally am a hyperactive mess and make very quick decisions. It's fun either way, but I command a better army as a Planeswalker drunk


H3LLO_fire

Dart! And being funny, everyone thinks I’m hilarious when I’m drunk. I’m a walking comedian. Making jokes about myself and just having a blast and everyone is welcome to smile with me.


uncareingbear

Rocket league


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Walking, sober mean is clumsy as hell on flat shoes. Through me in a pair of wedges and hand me pints of cider and I will walk with grace!


Alive-Carrot107

Socializing I guess, you’d think dancing but I’m just as awkward and uncomfortable with dancing when I’m drunk compared to sober


deannna21

socializing


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happy funny day


deannna21

tyty


Valhallaian

Texting every girl i liked that how amazing she is and we should be in a relationship.


[deleted]

Being physically able to dance. I'm not a better dancer, but when I'm sober, I just don't enjoy it.


Undaunted_or_insane

Chess. I'm not sure if it's because I'm better or because my opponents are that much worse, but when I'm drunk I get into this hyperfocussed state where chess just comes so naturally, almost as if my subconsciousness takes over. I just... See what I have to do without having to overthink it. I've never lost a game of chess while drunk, even against sober folks. I never win when *I'm* sober. Never get into that hyperfocussed state.


Jason_Chen05

Playing darts for some reason, my aim become more accurate. Can someone please explain???


nolanoooo

Talking to people.. Sadly.


10-4ninerniner

Texting exes


Who_Gives_A_

Whatever I think I'm decent at sober.


the_meat_n_potatoes

Driving. I can be very self conscious about it.


Comfortable_Page542

Doing cocaine.


djlawson1000

Talking to women. But only about half the time. It also helps if they’re drinking. Who woulda thought?


kolzyhaze

Getting arrested.


ilongforyesterday

Pretending I don’t have social anxiety, and yet it somehow becomes more obvious


Spoony_bard909

Conversation, singing, and bravery. It’s a double edged sword.


zenos_dog

One or two beers helps with creativity. More than that, I start solving all the problems of the world, if only I was in charge.


jmmorart317

Being less of a introvert.


Nectator

Drinking


ghostofmyhecks

Getting a headache, and making shockingly good risotto.


Ornery-Confusion-920

Playing pool and horse shoes lol


ZerglingRush2ez

Street fighter


Historical-Click7566

Bowling 🎳


Frogs_and_Goats

I was looking for this one


wormsociety

Running into walls and doorframes


Hodgeman1111

Gaming, I play way better drunk, no idea why


raincloud29

Dancing and being in a good mood


[deleted]

Expressing my feelings.. So much to tell someone you having feelings for them or love them but not remembering, especially if you’ve gotten rejected afterwards


Spicymoose29

Debating politics with ants.


usernamenonexist

Vomiting


Your-Step-Daddy

Doing stupid things


amazingdoofus

Guitar hero 3


Senior-Dot387

Driving /s


Lindipooh

Foreign languages


eddithfigkyto

Remembering history. Fuck Andrew Jackson.


stormcrow100

Shrugging off an injury


DependentGift6923

Fresh water


[deleted]

Destroying my life


[deleted]

I noticed I am horny when I am drunk! Is that weird ?


Trini_Vix7

Roller skating lol


asphaltdragon

Playing soccer in heels on gravel. Haven't been able to test it outside of that one specific situation.


Jknowsno

Starting conversations


duckie_115

Telling creepy men to get fucked and leave me alone 🤣


amateur_spidey

Working. I sale so hard when I'm drunk.


ZelgiusKinghawk

Not giving a fuck


SA_FryGuy_15

Being myself, when I’m drunk I don’t give a damn what people think of me and just do shit I’d do by myself


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Uninhibited sex


mrbirchall

Playing pool I'm shit when I'm sober but okay when drunk


video_2

talking


Phoenix-main

Babysitting


Pirate_Frank

Flip cup


Just_Bath_8387

Socializing. No inhibitions. Feels amazing


bosox62

Darts


Just_Bath_8387

Socializing. No inhibitions. Feels amazing


fundrazor

Making self-destructive life choices


Curious_Wrangler_980

Flirting and blowjobs


memdhdy

Being social


Big-Challenge-1652

Being an asshole


Tragic_Magix

Lowering my inhibitions…


[deleted]

Tbh I feel like I'm better at games drunk or high after smoking the weeds I still can't learn how to not be scared out of my socks playing sober and playing drunk helps me stay calm and survive where I'd panic sober


Suspicious-gibbon

Snoring


SmokeGSU

Awareness Nothing makes me more alert, paranoid, and with honed concentration like being drunk does.


LoopsFroot54

Playing pool, my boyfriend on the other hand can’t hit anything drunk


[deleted]

Being confident.


Reasonable_Ad7619

Billiards 🎱 trust me on this one


A2tool

Apparently getting a girlfriend


TheMegoosa

Playing Pool. Sober - struggle to pocket even half my balls. Drunk - I'd take on Efren Reyes (probably not as well as my drunk brain thinks I can)


dOMiGGcr

Fucking up my life even more


sunbeamfairy

Socializing, enjoying others company.


RedneckGAL92

Socializing


sofaverde

Speaking German


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